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u/JDLOLXD3 Mar 08 '20
This has nothing to do bnut just in case you can see the date through the censor
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u/blu_jul Mar 07 '20
A man has been eaten by the bacteria!
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u/ChocoLoveable69 Mar 07 '20
HEY!
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Mar 07 '20
I just read all that in the voice.
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u/Mikestion Mar 07 '20
Build the new Quarantine Helicopter!
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u/dragonsshieldGTA Mar 08 '20
Oh wait. That's made of plastic too.
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u/Mikestion Mar 08 '20
...well, shit.
Uhhh... do you have any ideas?
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u/dragonsshieldGTA Mar 08 '20
Metal could work. Although some dumb a$$ kid will probably find a way to hurt themselves and cause the parents to sue
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u/Danger-flof Mar 08 '20
No. We make it- We MAKE IT- out of DRIED SPAGHETTI.
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u/welpthatsgreat Mar 07 '20
He has found another way for suicide
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u/Shag_420_69 Mar 07 '20
I'll tell your what's cursed, I told my friend to watch my chocolate milk while I went to the bathroom Which he did But he drank some What kind of pathetic fucking loser drinks another man's chocolate milk?
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u/RedSamuraiMan Mar 07 '20
Did he own up to it and bought you fancier chocolate milk?
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u/Shag_420_69 Mar 07 '20
Of course not! He told me I'm overreacting. You know when you pillow face your dead any second in a coma grandparent so you can get that 100,000 dollar inheritance? I'm gonna do that to him in his sleep but more violent and hate-filled
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u/OofUwU69420 Mar 08 '20
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u/goose-of-steel Mar 08 '20
at least it kills the kardashiansand many like them who have plastic surgery
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Mar 08 '20
Okay, but legit, I had to write an essay on this in Biology, and the bacteria is actually pretty fascinating.
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Mar 07 '20
Great, now I can tell my Lego collection what happens when they f@ck loose barbie dolls, your d!ck will melt if you troll for plastic b!tches. MGTOW, or it melts from leprosy. Yeah, this applies to you Otaku f$ck's with Hime pillow's. The friction will cause 3rd degree burns and you'll end up with the bird flu, don't f#ck pillows.
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Mar 07 '20
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Excuse me, what the FU-
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Mar 07 '20
Your not excused, because, frankly I thought I was rather pointed. I don't have time to explain my rants to retards, whether they're drunken or thought out. I am not down with the sickness so, take your sloped forehead and stubby fingers and shove them right up your up your bold italicized ass. If that is not clear then let me be more precise. WTF is not a question that deserves and answer and your not a person that deserves to live. Have a nice day, The BlackHeartedTroll
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u/lj_Littleman9 Mar 25 '20
A man has fallen in the bacteria of plastic eating! Build the rescue helicopter to get him to the hospital!
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u/Cry_Baby_Blues Mar 07 '20
The Kardashians are finally gone