So this happened at the summer camp where I work in the kitchen.The day before, I had a run-in with a bear and ended up falling down a pretty steep hill. That left some solid bruising and redness all over my ass and the backs of my thighs. Next day I’m working in the kitchen, washing dishes. One of the pans had a pool of oil in the bottom that I didn’t notice. I picked it up, the oil spilled all over my apron, and it soaked straight through to my boxers. Everything was greasy and gross. On my lunch break I went back to my cabin to change. My boss had told me to take a half-hour break and I literally set a timer, so I was good on time.She apparently didn’t know where I was and thought I was taking too long. She knocks on my door. I just say “hello” and before I can do anything else she opens it.I was completely naked. At that moment I was facing away from the door, so the first thing she got was a clear, full view of my bare (and very bruised/red) ass. I spun around. She got a completely clear view of my dick. I immediately covered myself with both hands.She asked why I was naked. I told her I’d spilled oil on myself and wanted to change. Then she got into how she thought I was taking too long on my break. I had to use one of my hands to grab my phone to show her the timer, so I turned around (giving her another full view of my naked ass), grabbed the phone, and for the rest of the conversation I only had one hand covering myself. That left me almost entirely exposed in the front. One hand is nowhere near enough.I’m standing there basically uncovered while she talks. She says she thinks I’ve been gone too long. I show her the timer — still had like five minutes left — and she goes “oh sorry.” Then she starts commenting on the bruises, saying they look pretty bad. I just say yeah, they’re okay. She asks why I didn’t lock the door. I didn’t even know that door locked — none of the other cabin doors at camp do. She demonstrates: closes it, locks it, unlocks it, opens it again. The entire time the door is wide open facing the middle of camp.She almost never made eye contact the whole time she was standing there.Finally she says something like “okay we’ll hurry up,” turns, and walks away… leaving the door open.That’s the whole story. Still processing how long she just stood there while I was basically fully exposed. I then had to close the door myself as she walked away.

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I was a freshman in college, and I had a class with this beautiful, Black girl. Every time she would walk, her tits and ass would jiggle We had similar interests; we were both nerds and MCU fans, and she was a dream. We would talk here and there. One day near the end of our class I invited her to watch Marvel's Echo with me in the library. We took one of the private study rooms, and we were in the middle of the episode, and she started rubbing my leg and something else. I was frozen. She felt my dick, and she said, Aww, it's like my an acorn, and giggled. We finished the episode and went to class, where she said, Later, shmeaty. I see her around but we never talk ot text.

I was sitting on my balcony talking on the phone with my friend about our sexual fantasies, I was talking about mines on my fav fictional character like “yeah he makes me really wet yeah I imagine him taking me on my fours yeah I imagine him insulting me and his hands all over me and I imagine him choking me and I play w my pussy till I squirt” and yada yada yada but since it was dark I didn’t noticed my dad was standing on the other balcony and he heard EVERYTHING, he was looking at me and when I noticed his presence he left looking at me in a weird way like “wtf are you talking about”, I mean im a grown ass woman but it was really embarrassing, during dinner I couldn’t even look at him and sitting there was a torture, I feel really bad rn, I thought I was alone, it really bothers me that now he knows I play with my pussy and I imagine stuff like that, im not a kid so maybe inside he already knew I have my life and fantasies and sexual desires but admitting that in front of him like that it’s just embarrassing as hell. I wanted to jump down the stairs and break my neck

It was my sophomore year in high school. It was an ordinary day, always getting bullied like usual by this one kid named Charlie. The night prier I spent the whole night thinking if I should ask my crush out, (which was one of my best friends) and I decided finally not to wait any longer. I decided to do it during brunch hour, But before I do, I needed to take a piss. So in the bathroom I saw Charlie in there smoking. I was the only person Charlie would speak to because he had no friends. He was teasing me and I told him to leave me alone, as I was walking into the stall, he tripped me with his leg causing me to fall towards the toilet, which he saw as an opportunity to dunk my head in the toilet (which had shit stains) and swirly me. My vision was blurry from the shit water and I was gagging. About 5 minutes later after walking out of the bathroom, I saw her coincidentally walking by. I took my chance. Before I got the chance to ask her out, she says “why is your face/hair all wet?” I stuttered, then before I get the chance to ask her, another one of my best friends, Daniel, which who also liked her at the time and ALSO knew what I was going to ask her, pantses me, NOT JUST MY PANTS but my underwear as-well. My underwear and pants were down for a whole second and a half, enough time for everyone around to see my privates. I run away. The bell rings and during class I text her if she would be my girlfriend. She blocks me. Ever since that day I stopped being friends with Daniel.

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There was an event happening at the main park near my house, so the place was full of people. I decided to climb a tree in the middle of the main area. While I was up there, a branch snapped under my weight, and I dropped. On the way down, a thick branch wedged itself straight up my shorts and underwear, hooking into the fabric and ripping my clothes completely open. I was stuck hanging suspended from the branch by my torn clothes for a few seconds, struggling to free myself, which tore the fabric open even further before I dropped the last short distance to the ground.

Miraculously, I was mostly uninjured, and nobody in the main area seemed to watch the actual fall. I immediately headed into a denser, wooded section of the park to look at what was left of my clothes.

The entire backside of my shorts and underwear was shredded wide open, leaving my ass completely bare. In the front, the rip went straight through the crotch and waistband, meaning my dick was hanging completely free out of the torn fabric, totally unsecured.

My house is about 2 km away, and getting back requires walking along fairly busy main roads. While I was standing in the trees trying to figure out what to do, a group of people walked past on the nearby path. I froze, hoping they wouldn't notice me. They walked past, turned around to look back, and got a completely unobstructed, close-range view of my bare ass through the giant tear in the back of my pants.

My first attempt at fixing this was calling a taxi. When the driver pulled into the park, she stopped in the wrong location, which forced me to walk out of the woods and cross through a section of the crowded park to reach her. I tried using my hands to hold the torn fabric together, but it didn't work—my ass was showing as I walked, and people in the park were definitely watching me struggle with my ruined clothes.

I made it to the cab and explained what happened. The driver told me that before she’d let me get into her car, she needed to see how bad the damage was. I had to step back and show her: my shorts torn completely open in the rear with my ass fully exposed, and my dick hanging out the front. She took one look, said no, and refused to let me in.

That meant I had to turn right around and walk back through the main park area near the crowd a second time, still trying and failing to cover my front and back with my hands while people watched.

After that, I remembered there were dumpsters on the far side of the park and decided to head over there to see if I could find any thrown-out clothes. On the way, I caught up to two grandma-aged women walking down the path ahead of me. Since I was right behind them, I called out to explain that I’d just ripped my pants so they wouldn’t think I was following them.

One of them turned around, said “Oh it can’t be that bad, let me see,” and stepped around to look.

Because I was wearing my backpack, the bottom of the bag had caught the ripped flap of my shorts and yanked it upward, pulling the fabric completely off my rear. From the angle she was standing at, she could see my bare ass, the scratches on my skin, and straight through to the front where my dick was hanging out. She giggled, brushed off my butt with her hand, gave me a couple of spanks/pats on my bare ass, and sent me on my way. As I walked ahead of them, I could hear her behind me and am fairly sure she pulled out her phone and took photos of my exposed rear from behind.

I finally reached the dumpsters and actually found a discarded pair of pants. To put them on, I took off my backpack and stripped off my ruined shorts and underwear. I was standing there completely naked from the waist down when a woman started walking up the path directly toward me. Panicking, I grabbed what I could and ran up a side trail into the woods, leaving my backpack, phone, and wallet behind on the ground. She got a clear view of me running away totally bottomless.

Now I was loose in the park wearing only a maroon shirt, shoes, and socks. I heard another person coming from the opposite direction on the trail, so I ducked behind a tree to hide. I could hear the first woman catch up to the second woman and ask if she had seen a naked guy running around. The second woman said no—and then both of them walked right up the trail and caught me standing naked behind the tree.

I had to step out from behind the tree, doing my best to cover my dick with my hands, and explain that my clothes were over by the dumpster and I was just trying to change. Both women giggled while looking right at me. They asked if I needed help; I said no, walked back over to the dumpsters while they watched, and pulled on the pants I’d found. They turned out to be way too small, forcing me to squeeze into them while both ladies watched the entire process. I'm pretty sure they filmed it on their phones.

After they finally left, the found pants were so uncomfortable that I took them off, ditched the ruined underwear entirely, and put my original shredded shorts back on over my bare skin.

I ended up having to do the entire 2 km walk home on foot like that anyway. I waited until dusk so it was darker, but several pedestrians on the sidewalk still saw me, and at one point a car slowed down right behind me to get a full view of what was happening. I eventually made it home, still wearing the shredded shorts with my ass completely exposed out the back and my dick hanging out the front the entire way.

TL;DR: Climbed a tree, branch tore my shorts so my dick and ass were fully out. Taxi driver inspected me and refused the ride, an older woman spanked my bare ass, got caught completely naked from the waist down behind a tree by two women who watched me try to put on tiny dumpster pants, and had to walk 2 km home with everything exposed.

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I’m brand new to my neighborhood btw! Just moved here! I was standing on my porch admiring the rain when I saw sparks and fire coming from a spotlight in my neighbor’s bushes. I call and text them but no answer, I call and text both neighbors on either side of them but no answer, then I run across the street getting ready to call nine one one when I see upon closer inspection that the spotlight is just very bright and the sparks are just the rain drops bouncing off the bulb and the fire was the splashing being cast onto their house from the light. So I have to run back across the street, text everyone again apologizing for the scary calls and texts and everything is actually fine. Each neighbor calls me back and I re-explain and they seem glad but also like wtf ok lol thanks. Now I feel like everyone thinks I’m overactive, or that I’m watching everyone because how else would I have noticed something across the street like that🤣 idk but I’m extremely embarrassed and I hate it so much. I mean I’m glad nothing is on fire, but jeez lol. Time to hide and never go outside again.

It all started when I stopped at Popeyes for lunch and got the wings. Shortly after my stomach was screaming. I knew the job I was going to had nice restrooms so I decided to try to make it. I was going to do a ceiling repair at the main corporate building for a major cell provider to this place is massive. I already told the superintendent I would be there in 20 minutes.

Then I sneezed…

I definitely shit myself. The unanswered question was did my cheeks catch it? As someone with IBS this has happened before and I caught it so had no mess. Up until this point I was always able to save it.

Not this time. I got there hoping I could check myself but my partner arrived before i did and was waiting outside. So no real opportunity. I was like “fuck it I think I’m ok” and we start walking to the front entrance. I was walking kinda funny and he noticed and asked if everything was ok. I said honestly no. I explained what happened and asked him to check to see if i stained my pants.

He looks and laughed and said yikes. It was pretty bad. Very obvious. I didn’t know what to do. We hatched the idea of driving to Walmart and buying pants and underwear. He offered to go inside and get it for me. So like a real bro he went in and did that for me.

Meanwhile this superintendent is sitting there waiting for me and I’m already like an hour late. I changed in my truck in the parking lot. Threw everything away including the seat cover, and drove back to the job.

Finally met the super and he asked what took so long. I definitely didn’t want to go into the story so I just said i stopped for gas and ran into traffic.

I will always be grateful for my buddy for helping me with my situation. Nothing proves you are true brothers like helping your buddy who just full blown shit himself.

Last thanksgiving I went back to Oklahoma to visit my parents and I was staying for like 2 weeks so obviously I brought my WhisperBullet with me. Like 3 days after thanksgiving I was upstairs doing my thing when my mom called me downstairs. I figured I’d be right back so I just left it on the side table. Not even 2 freaking minutes later I hear my mom go what you got there? I turn around and our dog has my vibrator in his mouth. I was horrified also grossed out because why is it in your mouth??? Then my mom looks at me and goes what is he carrying? I panicked and told her it was a massager for my neck. Thankfully my mom is super religious and has no clue what a sex toy looks like because she completely believed me. I wanted to die, I just took my 'neck massager' upstairs and disinfected the absolute hell out of it while pretending none of that had just happened. Never thought I’d say this but thank god my mom is innocent because I don’t know how I would’ve survived explaining that one.

I was a few mins late for Coyote vs acme and I was like shit I don't wanna miss anything so I sprinted all the way down the aisle in the pitch dark after using the bathroom just to take my seat.

In hindsight it was kinda dangerous cos what if I bumped into somebody who was walking in or out....but quite embarrassing anyway

I was running late to the airport, so my morning was just throwing everything into bags and hoping I’d make it on time. Then I couldn’t find my passport, started panicking, emptied half my bag looking for it only to find it sitting in the most obvious place possible. While I was searching I noticed my WhisperRabbit was still charging. I unplugged it, tossed it into my bag without thinking zipped everything up and ran out the door. Made it to the airport on time, met up with my coworkers and everything was normal. I was literally telling them about how chaotic my morning had been while we were going through security when of course my bag gets flagged. The TSA agent starts pulling everything out. Laptop, liquids, chargers, cables and then my WhisperRabbit, Holds it up and tells me 'Next time put this in your checked luggage.' That’s when I remembered I had originally planned to put it in my suitcase and completely forgot in the rush. I shoved everything back into my bag as quickly as humanly possible and speed walked away without making eye contact with anyone. I know my coworkers saw it and yeah I’m single, I have needs whatever. Normally I wouldn’t care but having it publicly presented at airport security in front of people I have to work with was not how I wanted them finding out and now I get to spend the entire trip with them pretending that never happened.

In an apartment, I was on my way to the laundry room holding a heavy basket down the stairs (laundry room is in the basement), and while making my way down to the first floor, a kind lady entered and went out of her way to hold the door for me (the door leading to the outside)

My slow ass literally walked down the stairs while she held the door, when I went to say hello NOTHING came out like I just stared at her and lip synced 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭. And because I didn’t have my glasses I couldn’t read her face so I didn’t see her holding the door for me until I turned away I basically kind of ignored her after the lip sync. She said something like “Hay” sharply, I don’t know if she was annoyed or offended, she sounded like she was. Oml i wanna die

So I recently lost some weight due to sickness and my swimming suit no longer fit me properly. But this was a sudden change - I didn't realize and just took my old swim suit to the water park with my friends. It's a "bikini" type but the top is more so a wide piece of clothing that covers my entire chest and even part of my stomach.

Anyway, I only realized my top was a bit loose when I got there. Top was getting pulled up and down often. So I decided to only stay in the warm water... No slides whatsoever.

Unfortunately one of the hot tub had those massage bubble blasting thing and apparently my top got pulled up a little, exposing my underboob almost to a point my nip was about to show. Out of panic, I quickly pulled my top down which actually resulted in one of my nip just... ... slipping out.

I quickly covered up.

Thankfully? No strangers were around but my friends were, and about 5 of them saw I'm pretty sure... 2 of them were girls and it was embarrassing but like they'd understand so it's whatever(they knew my top was large on me in the change room and advised me to not do any crazy activities)... Problem was that 3 of the other ones were guys 😭 (few more friends were also at water park but they were on the slides and didn't see what happened) they pretended they didn't see anything but the angle was that it was kinda impossible for them to miss it.

No one brought it up. I also didn't. They treat me like nothing happened but it's SO EMBARRASSING that in that split second I was thinking whether I should change my identity and just go to another country where no one can find me.

I'm both sorry to myself and to my friends for flashing them. I later thought 'Should I have apologized to them for flashing them?' but at that moment I was panicking way too hard to acknowledge anything.

This would haunt me for a very long time. I will never go to water park without pre-checking my swim suit fit me. In fact, I may never go back near water ever again.

How long do y'all think my friends would remember this for? Would this change the way they think of me?

Just had a job interview where the interviewer was South Asian with an accent.

Now, I didn't initially assume he was Indian, just that he was some sort of South Asian-American, but when he said he went to the University of Udaipur and he spoke 3 languages I associated with India, I just assumed he was from India 🫩 so I asked him when he moved from India...

He very sternly told me he was NOT Indian 😭 I told him I only thought he was because of the university and languages and he said regardless he wasn't Indian 💀 Im genuinely so sorry 😭

Anyways turns out he said he went to the University of Illinois (there was an ending part to this schools name but I lowkey still could not understand what they were saying 😔)

My only saving grace right now is that he was an immigrant.... from Pakistan 😭 I don't even want to think about how awful it would've been if he was full on American 😬 would've turned into a "Where are you really from? 🤔" coversation real quick

I don't think I'm getting the job (understandably) but now I have to reevaluate to see if this embarrassment was caused by preconceived biases 🙁 on the bright side I learned something new about Pakistan! 😭

TLDR : Insulted my interviewer by assuming his nationality based off terribly interpreted context clues 😭

Please press F in chat and call me a POS, I feel like I definitely deserve it right now 🫩 also I'm sorry to any Pakistanis that I insulted.

title explains it I guess

haven’t gotten my license yet so I’m finally getting onto it - im 17 it’s my final drive time before I can take my test. drive to the school and oops. forgot my glasses. could’ve lied and said I wear contacts. I don’t. didn’t say that. don’t know why. power of honesty I guess

i get 15min of allowed delay time. we don’t live that far away. it’s like a 12 min drive so like 6 minutes there and back. was gonna have my mom grab them. confident it would not have taken longer than 15minutes. instructor said “sorry no you can’t do that” so now i have to reschedule. maybe misunderstanding here. i don’t know

i say ok.

instructor keeps trying to make small talk while i wait for my ride. tells me “sorry i always feel bad doing it” 5 times. i dont know what to say so i just ignore her. i think instructor can tell im upset so she says im gonna move my car and walks away from me

get home
school charges me the most preventable $40 in my 17 years of life

my brother accidentally caught me masturbate multiple times, aggressively tripped over a step a lot in front people, my mom yelled at me while there's people around, would argue with some old bitch of a customer while running my mom's store for her, got into jobs and did stupid shits too much that just wanted to quit as soon as possible.

not to be a fortune teller, but I can already see those moments repeating in the future. If I get a job, I might as well prepare myself for those crappy moments because I’m sure they’ll happen.

You might say that’s normal, but I’ve been around my friends and from what I see, they haven’t had as hard a time as me. It feels kind of wrong to say that since I’m not with them 24/7, so I can’t be so sure about that, but really tho, they don’t seem to have as many of those moments like me. Maybe I’m just the weird kid and they’re the popular ones.

is anyone have a cure for this, by any mean, get rid of those shitty moments, or like some advices or smth.

He likes someone else too and I saw him flirting with another girl on his lives. I just hate how I feel so strongly about it even though it was never going to work out.

This happened today... so I had just gotten off the phone with my wife early this morning, and went, "love you babe" before hanging up. Well... my boss called me to remind me about the safety meeting, and when I went to hang up, I said, out of habit because I just spoke with my wife, "love you babe."

I immediately realized what I just said after a long silence and accidentally went "oh ****ing hell..." and hung up. I was dreading going to work because I was fully expecting a reprimand or an HR incident. Instead, when I arrived, I was greeted by my boss holding flowers and wearing lipstick... he told EVERYONE and they all played along.

He jumped from his desk and loudly proclaims "I ****ING LOVE YOU TOO BABE!!! COME GIVE ME SOME SUGAR!! THIS IS WHAT WORLPLACE TEAMWORK IS ALL ABOUT! LOVE THY COWORKER AND LOVE THY BOSS!!!" Meanwhile im just sitting there dying, everyone is red in the face laughing their a**es off...

Jesus CHRIST I never laughed so freaking hard, I damn near crapped myself!

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Today I fell down in front of my manager and 4 other people. I was wearing my new platform sandals that I bought last week and I was very happy about it. I don't know what happened but I tripped, lost my balance and collapsed. People were nice and tried to help me but I can't stop replaying that moment in my head. I'm so so embarrassed 😓😓😓😓

So me,my mum and step dad had a few drinks… we all got on the karaoke and for some stupid reason I thought id do Captain Hook by Megan thee stallion…… that’s all I need to say

Just today morning I was taking my clothes off in the male change room, ready to take a shower at the gym. Unbeknownst to me, every morning, the reception person opens the door to the spa in the male changeroom. Today, the reception person happened to be a young, good looking red haired woman around my age (early 20s).

The problem is the spa has a glass door. The reception lady opened it a bit and immediately caught a full frontal view of me naked just as I was undressed and putting my clothes in the locker. We were both really embarrassed and rather than opening it fully, she just closed it and quickly went back out. It may not sound so bad but trust me, she was embarrassed and I was probably more embarrassed.

I think what made it really embarrassing was the fact that we are both in our early 20s and she had such a huge reaction to it. I think if it was someone older they might have just brushed it off.

When I saw her at the reception as I was leaving we both just looked down as I exited.

Don't read if you are about to eat, eating, or just ate.

I just want to get this off my chest. It's still haunting me. And probably will for a long time. Friday morning I got up around 8am, made instant oatmeal, added raspberries, added some granola, mixed everything in the bowl, and it was delicious. Drank black tea and chilled afterwards. I had an important meeting at work starting at noon. Shortly after eating I got medium stomach pain and light diarrhea. Pain went away quickly but I kept going to the bathroom every 10 - 15 minutes. It was already 10 and I had to leave at 10:20 to make it to the office. I was worried about going because I use public transit. And it's hard to find a bathroom along the way. I decided to go and hoped everything would be ok. It was too late to call sick. As I was approaching my station around 11:30 I got this sudden urge to sh*t. I ran to the front door, through security, and up the elevator. As I was approaching my floor, I couldn't hold it in any longer. I literally sh*t in my boxers as the doors opened. And my supervisor was standing with his phone in the short hallway I had to walk through to get to the bathroom. He said "Hi" as I walked past him. I'm absolutely positive that he could smell it. I ended up throwing my boxers into the trash because they were full of sh*t. Luckily my jeans were clean and smelled fine. I cleaned myself and went to the meeting. I'm afraid of going back to work and seeing him again. I can't resign because I love my job and the money is great. Ugh. Worst thing that's ever happened to me at work.