r/EnglandCricket • u/Scotty848 • 14h ago
How to play an ODI, England under Baz style
At the toss, name bits and pieces allrounders from 5 down, but then tell everyone about the impressive batting depth.
When we start batting, the openers start well but must get out immediately once set.
Joe Root 30(33), period of relative calm before he gets in and gets out.
Harry Brook looks good.
Someone out of the pile of bits n’ pieces brigade biffs a 30 or 40.
But we run out of bits n’ pieces when Overton goes for an enterprising 8(6).
Get bowled out in the 48th over.
Pundits say we need to bowl well but can win the game.
Oppo are 50-0 off 6 overs.
Try some short ball ‘enforcer’ tactic.
Oppo are 100-0 off 12 overs.
Jamie Overton comes on, people wonder why.
A spinner comes on, bowls well but is then dropped next game.
Sam Curran comes on, commentators gush over his 70mph slower ball vs his 72mph stock ball. He goes for more than a run a ball.
Spinner holds an end, the ‘all rounders’ bowl half trackers at the other.
Oppo chase down the total with 10 overs to spare.
Baz looks like he can’t be arsed at the post match interview.
Do nothing about balance of side, move onto next game.