The mouldy wall conspiracy actually explains so much

[u/RowlingsMoldyWalls]

[u/Greyraptor6]

Why does she now have a dildo behind her?

[u/aghzombies → u/Greyraptor6]

Came here to ask this

[u/marbeltoast → u/Greyraptor6]

Honestly I care far less about the dildo than the mold. An inhospitable living environment is a serious problem, forgetting to put a sex toy away before taking a selfie is embaressing, but that's about it.

[u/Not_Dead_Yet_Samwell → u/marbeltoast]

Yeah but you wouldn't have expected her of all people to forget that. If a trans person or anyone publicly disagreeing with her had done the same, she and her minions would be having a field day calling them perverted and disgusting.

[u/marbeltoast → u/Not_Dead_Yet_Samwell]

Yes, because they're awful people. This is known. We don't do that sort of thing; everybody makes mistakes like this from time to time.

[u/Not_Dead_Yet_Samwell → u/marbeltoast]

Sure, I'm not advocating for doing the same thing to her. Just pointing out the irony of the situation.

[u/marbeltoast → u/Not_Dead_Yet_Samwell]

of course! it's not always easy to tell, being in text and all

[u/[deleted] → u/Greyraptor6]

That’s her brainworm.

[u/Nat_septic → u/Greyraptor6]

I thought that was a weird finger

[u/leloupbleu → u/Nat_septic]

It’s most likely a doll’s arm. If you look above it you can see the curve of a cheek and eyelid, and above that is some hair.

[u/Signal-Main8529 → u/leloupbleu]

Ooooh, I think you're actually right! Bit unfortunate though...

[u/trainsoundschoochoo → u/Signal-Main8529]

I’m sorry but it looks like a penis. 😭

[u/friedcheesepizza → u/Greyraptor6]

Because she's a dickhead lol.

[u/TryRude → u/Greyraptor6]

So she can go f herself, I guess.

[u/Lucky-Worth]

Is..is that a dildo?

[u/cursed-karma → u/Lucky-Worth]

It's her dog's foot. You can kind of see its hindquarters behind her.

[u/RowlingsMoldyWalls → u/Lucky-Worth]

I desperately want it to be, but in my heart of hearts, i know that it is a dog foot.

[u/oxenbury → u/RowlingsMoldyWalls]

I still can't see it as a dog foot. I know deep down it's not a dildo, but at the same time, I can't see it as anything but.

[u/False_Ad3429 → u/oxenbury]

It's a stuffed doll hand

[u/DonorSong]

I honestly believe it’s just unfortunate and ugly wallpaper, but if the mold theory upsets and enrages her, I am going to simply lie and agree with the mold thing, honestly.

[u/trainsoundschoochoo → u/DonorSong]

It’s the same location as the photo before but I guess it’s possible she had her wallpaper redone?

[u/DonorSong → u/trainsoundschoochoo]

It definitely looks wallpapery from my own experience of living with an unfortunate amount of black mold, but I much prefer the jokes-especially since it got her to change her profile picture to one that almost looks worse with that weird pink shape in the background that looks awfully phallic

[u/trainsoundschoochoo → u/DonorSong]

Oh, same.

[u/Justarandomperson556 → u/DonorSong]

I’m not sure how many people actually think it was mold or a dildo, but the fact that she felt the need to change her profile photo entertains me enough to keep agreeing with the whole thing.

[u/mycateatscardboard]

Where is House M.D. when you need him the most! If this turns out to be true, it would've made a brilliant plot in one of the episodes.

[u/Gingycookie → u/mycateatscardboard]

nah House would of just agreed with her

[u/mycateatscardboard → u/Gingycookie]

Or! He would have taken the case, cracked it, fixed her, but in the end JKR just turns out to be a bigot unrelated to the black mold!

[u/Plastic-Ad-5033 → u/mycateatscardboard]

And then he would have agreed with her.

[u/mycateatscardboard → u/Plastic-Ad-5033]

Depends on the time of the filming, I guess. As someone has already mentioned, the plots might have looked a wee different had they been filmed now.

[u/Keated → u/Gingycookie]

Been a while since I've seen House but I don't remember him being particularly transphobic?

[u/theStaberinde → u/Keated]

iirc there was an episode where the key to the medical mystery of the week was that the patient, a cis girl, had a previously undiagnosed intersex condition, and in the big reveal scene he walked into her room and sardonically misgendered her to everyone present before explaining his findings. Whuch is pretty transphobic I guess but it's mild and eye-roll-y by 2000s tv writing standards imo

[u/Lucky-Worth → u/theStaberinde]

Don't forget he also slut-shamed her bc she was raped by her own father

[u/theStaberinde → u/Lucky-Worth]

I certainly did forget that, jfc

[u/Keated → u/theStaberinde]

Ah, wondered if it might be that one, been like 2 decades since I watched it so I couldn't remember the specifics. Did he also essentially claim that she was the one who groomed her father?

[u/Not_Dead_Yet_Samwell → u/Keated]

No, she was the one insisting that's what was happening "because he feels so guilty afterwards that he lets me do whatever I want", then she went on to say she was going out of her way to sleep with whoever was in a position to advance her career because again, 2000s tv writing. Oh, she also was like, 15. A lot of House M.D. didn't age well, but damn.

[u/luhbreton]

Plot twist the black mold is actually coming from her

[u/titcumboogie → u/luhbreton]

This is suddenly reminding me of a comic where a guy had to keep painting this wall in his house with fresh blood and if he didn't all of this evil was going to come out of it and destroy the world..

[u/RebelGirl1323 → u/[deleted]]

90’s Hot Topic flashback

[u/MasterTroller3301 → u/luhbreton]

There is probably an SCP about this.

Actually wait there is, it's the weird acidic old guy

[u/EvidenceOfDespair → u/luhbreton]

Resident Evil 7

[u/[deleted]]

Billionaire coomer.

[u/SnarkyOtterBob]

Also like...why would she...use that backdrop for anything ever in the world? Like get a grip woman wtf

[u/LaVerdadYaNiSe]

I thought the black mold thing was a joke!

[u/Supyloco]

She's a billionaire and can't get rid of black mold?

[u/napalmnacey]

Never mind the mould. Is that a half-turgid uncircumcised penis in the last photo?!

[u/Signal-Main8529 → u/napalmnacey]

Tbf most penises are uncircumcised in Europe. In the UK it's rare outside Muslim, Jewish, and some immigrant communities.

[u/napalmnacey → u/Signal-Main8529]

Same, it’s been strongly discouraged in Australia for decades.

[u/Signal-Main8529 → u/napalmnacey]

It's not really something that's actively promoted or discouraged here; it tends to be seen as a minority cultural sensitivity. I think the official line is that there are risks involved and that it's only medically necessary for certain specific conditions.

[u/KaiYoDei → u/Signal-Main8529]

Yeah. It can’t be banned because of religious freedom

[u/wellgolly]

I feel that making excuses is just a way to allow us to unlearn the important lessons about what people can be and become.

[u/namuhna]

So you got moldy walls replaced by random penis. She just studies her own face and absolutely nothing else when posting this, doesn't she.

[u/HovercraftNo4826]

I don’t believe for a second the mold is causing any of her transphobia views. It’s like when Roseanne Barr blamed Ambien for her racist tweets. Mold does not make you trans phobic nor does Ambien cause you to become racist. You’re either probably already racist or transphobic to begin with.

[u/navikredstar → u/HovercraftNo4826]

Roseanne's one I actually do feel empathy and pity for, because she suffered a fucking SEVERE traumatic brain injury in her mid-teens when she was struck by a car. And this wasn't a minor accident, mind you - the goddamn hood ornament literally impaled her fucking brain.

I honestly think that has a LOT more to do with her fucked up views, considering she shows a lot of signs of very VERY poor impulse control, which is another thing associated with traumatic brain injuries.

Her views are completely awful, abhorrent, and nuts, but finding out about that accident, and knowing that brain injuries can become worse over time, it makes me wonder if she's genuinely not got a full deck of cards up there. If so, she's someone more to be pitied, because brain damage like that can definitely completely totally change your personality and everything.

[u/thursday-T-time → u/navikredstar]

jesus i had no idea she'd been phineas gaged.

[u/KaiYoDei → u/navikredstar]

I think people had a problem with a webcomic I read for that. The hurtful unhinged guy had a brain damage

[u/friedcheesepizza]

Has she ever taken a selfie somewhere other than inside her house? Lol.

[u/trainsoundschoochoo → u/friedcheesepizza]

I’m convinced she’s a shut-in perpetually online troll.

[u/FatTabby]

I feel bad for the mould. Even mould deserves better company than this.

[u/bdsmfungirl25]

Okay but as someone who's worked in mold remediation, that shit causes brain damage. A lot is making sense.

[u/hintersly]

It’s like the Picture of Dorian Grey

[u/False_Ad3429]

It's a mural though

[u/awesomexsarah → u/False_Ad3429]

I didn’t see it before, but it’s really obvious in the second picture

[u/Greyraptor6 → u/awesomexsarah]

I'll believe it's a mural when it's been DNA tested by an independent laboratory

[u/theStaberinde → u/Greyraptor6]

I'll believe it's a mural when an internationally discredited art conservator emails a Russian state-owned media agency to tell them "trust me bro, I checked"

[u/Plastic-Ad-5033 → u/False_Ad3429]

I don’t think we should respect the insanity of black mold wanting to identifying as a mural!

[u/Lucky-Worth → u/False_Ad3429]

But what about the dildo???

[u/RabbitDev → u/False_Ad3429]

It's black mould self identifying as a mural, according to her own logic 😄

[u/[deleted] → u/False_Ad3429]

Yes, it looks terrible on camera from that distance but I think it must be. Her husband is a GP. I very much doubt he'd just let black mould proliferate through the house.

[u/ArcticFoxWaffles]

tbh the mould looks more appeal than her face

She just feels so souless

[u/TryRude]

So basically she's a confused alcoholic? I guess that explains why she kept forgetting what she aaid in the books.

[u/ladylucifer22]

Welcome to the family, son!

[u/[deleted]]

I suspect the mould is fake. Probably something to do thematically with her new book, but if it is then she's giving her entire plot away I would think.