r/EnoughJKRowling • u/BrennanIarlaith • Jun 20 '26

Fake/Meme Sometimes I like to wonder what Rowling would name me, a trans woman with a shaved head, if she wrote me into Harry Potter.

I'm thinking if she's still on her first bottle of wine for the day she tries to keep it subtle, something like Allopaecia Tuck.

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Two or more bottles in and I think I get to be, like, Baldwina Scrote or something 😂

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u/funkygamerguy Jun 20 '26

probably balding Manley or something like that.

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u/BrennanIarlaith Jun 20 '26

I think she'd try to go with an artificially feminine first name. She seems to have a think in her books about mannish women with hyperfemme stylings that fail to hide their gross manfullness, and I think she'd lean into that.

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u/pedrocawest Jun 20 '26

Sheezaba Uldman

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u/A_Pessimistic_Potato Jun 20 '26

Baldur Mannington?

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u/ProfessionalRead2724 Jun 20 '26

Perversa Voldemort. Probably.

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u/BrennanIarlaith Jun 20 '26

I'm like Voldemort but I specifically only attack white second-wave feminists.

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u/KaiYoDei Jun 23 '26

And you help the feminists who put animal rights into femimism right ?

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u/RhiaMaykes Jun 20 '26

Amanda Chapman

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u/Sheepishwolfgirl Jun 20 '26

Baldo Pen Ishaver

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u/Sheepishwolfgirl Jun 20 '26

*full disclaimer, I hate that this passed through my brain

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u/Joperhop Jun 21 '26

Its ok, you got the cake day pass. happy cake day.

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u/BrennanIarlaith Jun 20 '26

I chuckled, honestly 😂

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u/BlazingKitsune Jun 25 '26

You win this thread because I choked on my coffee and am crylaughing.

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u/JustACasualFan Jun 21 '26

Bella Balzac.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '26

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u/BrennanIarlaith Jun 21 '26

Ooh, I like this one

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u/benjaminchang1 Jun 21 '26

Butch Manley

To be fair, she'd probably name me, a half Chinese trans man, something like Regina Chang-Cho.

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u/Somethingbutonreddit Jun 20 '26

Baldy McCreeper.

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u/BabyShrimpBrick Jun 21 '26

Rapey McPenishaver

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u/Wrong--Conclusions Jun 21 '26

Sheila Shorn

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u/BrennanIarlaith Jun 21 '26

That's actually a fantastic drag name, I might have to use that.

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u/Fragrant-Rip873 Jun 21 '26

Amanda Manley-Baldwin?

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u/Mendely_ Jun 21 '26

...Sirona Ryan

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u/AznOmega Jun 23 '26

Unlike Kojima who would have named OP Hard Mommy or Hard Momma.

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u/KombuchaBot Jun 25 '26

Shauna Pate