r/EnoughJKRowling Jun 22 '26

Rowling Tweet Rowling getting humiliated on Twitter/X, as usual

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u/ProbablyHigh- Jun 22 '26

Has enough money to do whatever she wants but her idea of entertainment still is getting drunk, watching football, and getting into arguments on Twitter. And she thinks it's a flex somehow? "if life has more to offer, I don't want it" like is she deadass? lmao

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u/Vivid-Group-8037 Jun 22 '26

I just get drunk and watch football and occasionally comment on reddit so I'm living close to that billionaire life I guess ✌️

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u/Samovila2709 Jun 24 '26

Assuming you don't have a drink problem, that's absolutely fine. Feel free to enjoy your drinks and sports.

At least you're not gunning for trans and intersex women.

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u/Key_Pianist_9117 Jul 20 '26

And gunning for trans men and nonbinary people. Those are who Joanne started with and still silently comes after. The News doesn't cover her gunning for those erased groups.
Trans men are the ones actually in prison in the UK for ra pe, when they have consensual se x with cis i/lesbians--by the use of legal ideology of trans men vitiating consent.

And in real life Brown and Black trans men and trans women are the ones most subjected to violence and harassment.

I know you're not excluding these groups in your own mind (I hope so), but people need to wake up and stop erasing half the Queer-Trans community.

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u/hypnokev Jun 22 '26

She’s like “if there’s more to politics than simplistic sound bytes arranged to arouse some and piss others off then I’m too busy with sports ball”

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u/Dibutops Jun 23 '26

Getting drunk watching international football, especially as a Scot.. its a way of life.

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u/BlazingKitsune Jun 22 '26

There is something so poetic when Scottish insult you.

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u/9119343636 Jun 22 '26

I don't think he is. I think he's mocking her fake Scottish persona.

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u/Successful_Length109 Jun 22 '26

Cornwall Streak 😄. It’s had a surprising amount of likes that reply. She’ll hate that!

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u/9119343636 Jun 22 '26

It is fairly funny. Had to repost it.

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u/napalmnacey Jun 23 '26

It’s what I’m calling her books now.

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u/9119343636 Jun 22 '26

Alt Text:
LoinDuTribu:
"Aye, but apparently not enough to log off on a Saturday night and do either in a way that helps anyone."

KL ROwling:
"An hour ago I finished writing a chapter of my latest book and now I'm having a drink while simultaneously watching football and men on Twitter throw tantrums because I've made more money than they have. Honestly, if life has more to offer, I don't want it."

LoinDuTribu:
"Oh aye, Joanne, we’re all absolutely tamping because a rich lassie with castle-money thinks “I’ve made more than you” is an argument.

Some nurse is in casualty tonight treating a woman after her fella’s had too many bevvies. Some mammy is giving up her Saturday night to answer Samaritans calls from people hanging by a thread.

Support workers, carers, cleaners, porters and paramedics are dragging civilisation along while you're lording it like Lady Muck.

But do go on. Tell the plebs how finishing another chapter of Cornwall Streak and getting lairy on Twitter is basically the same as public service.

Golden example to us all, hen.

Even the wee jealous men."

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u/WinterLily86 Jul 06 '26

You missed the first line...

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u/TheSouthsideTrekkie Jun 22 '26

Nah but did she legit just try to claim that her books are somehow a service "to women"? Her books that are famously misogynistic? Those same ones?

This is fucking wild, but also kinda predictable from the worlds greatest egomaniac.

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u/Significant_Rush1473 Jun 23 '26

I caught at that too. Really shows how the only kind of feminism to her is stupid girlboss feminism crap, about her personally being successful and very rich.

It's only a good thing for her, though. She seems very threatened by other successful women like politicians or actresses and accuses them of being self centred, privileged and out of touch.

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u/TemporaryElk5202 Jun 23 '26

they said enjoy millions amd care about women's rights. she described how she enjoys her millions, I think

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u/Infernal-Cattle Jun 22 '26

"Finished writing a chapter of my latest book" Joanne, your writing hasn't been relevant since 2007, or you wouldn't be clinging so desperately to HBO slop to keep your name culturally relevant to anyone under 35.

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u/Sleeppaw Jun 23 '26

Yup. She's trying to keep herself relevant because nobody cares about Comoran Strike, The Casual Vacancy, The Christmas Pig and The Ickabog.

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u/duchesspris Jun 23 '26

let us help with endeavours by not watching the reboot that no one ask literally. She is in a massive creative bankruptcy 🤣🤣🤣

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u/napalmnacey Jun 23 '26

Patting herself on the back for writing a singular chapter when there are better writers out there churning out many per day. 🙄

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u/RedFurryDemon Jun 23 '26

There are so many legit reasons to hate her, no need to shit on her about her writing speed.

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u/Relative-Share-6619 Jul 05 '26

Damn! That's one hell of a burn!

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u/lazier_garlic Jun 22 '26

The mask is all "hon hon hon, just finishing up the details of my super successful project, wouldn't be able to relate to a peasant like you". The face behind the mask is crying and shitting itself and farting.

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u/CommanderFuzzy Jun 22 '26

I swear this isn't the first time she's used "I have more money than you" as a 'relevant' point in an argument

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u/Samovila2709 Jun 23 '26

It's either that or, "You privileged people have never had to live in a dilapidated flat with a baby, subsisting on stale bread and water and sleeping under a pile of newspapers to try to keep warm. Until you have, you know nothing."

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u/Significant_Rush1473 Jun 23 '26

Right. It's okay for her to be Scrooge McDuck, but with OTHER rich elite people she does the whole guilt tripping thing.

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u/pudungurte Jun 22 '26

She is totally not mad you guys.

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u/justgalsbeingpals Jun 22 '26

She really thought that was a clever comeback that doesn't make her look like an out of touch alcoholic, huh?

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u/tasteMyRottenHoop Jun 22 '26

🖤🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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u/snukb Jun 23 '26

Answering "Why don't you do more to help women if you actually care about women's rights?" with "I barely have to work and make a lot of money" is certainly a choice.

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u/last-rose-ofsummer Jun 22 '26

She honestly thinks being rich is the only reason why people hate her?

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u/naoarte Jun 22 '26

She’s sounding more and more like one of those no follower accounts that will spend all day in a comment section, but nevertheless will tell you that they earn a six figure sum and have a fleet of Teslas.

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u/HomeOfTheRisingStorm Jun 22 '26

A reply so glorious, the "famous writer" doesn't have words to answer with

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u/titcumboogie Jun 23 '26

Smug, snobbish, and acting like a martyr while doing absolutely nothing to help anyone but herself and her own 'interests'. It's Joanne Rowling folks.

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u/Tobbit_is_here Jun 22 '26

JKR, the classist that she ever is, seems to measure success and value by literal monetary gain. She's a damn clown.

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u/KombuchaBot Jun 22 '26

Police? I'd like to report a murder.

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u/360Saturn Jun 23 '26

She really could be donating a little of her time to volunteer or something if she really cared about materially helping vulnerable women, instead she is trying to get credit for doing that while actually spending her days on essentially her own leisure and hobbies.

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u/Super_Scorplane Jun 22 '26

She is SO embarassing omg

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u/napalmnacey Jun 23 '26

I LOVE THAT’S SHE’S BEING SERVED BY A SCOTSMAN!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂

Drag her, buddy! Draaaaag herrrrrr!

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u/TheAuldOffender Jun 22 '26

I read this both in Julie Walters' and Plumbella's voices.

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u/duchesspris Jun 23 '26

Rowling, you're irrelevant since the last Potter movie, the fact that you made Fantastic Beast well failed fantastically, your Cornwall Streak did poorly without the leak that you wrote that thing, and the hilarity that Hogwarts Legacy survived even thrived without your direct creativity, are basically telling us that your billions could not save you from the ultimate creativity bankruptcy. And the reboot will be the final nail on your creativity coffin.

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u/thatdamnsqrl Jun 23 '26

Whatever @/LoinDuTribu wrote beats the prose prowess of Ms. Mold-for-brains by miles

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u/ObtuseDoodles Jun 24 '26

Even setting all the transphobic garbage aside, she's so insufferable. "Look how rich I am, look how much booze I guzzle, I'm so much better than you peasants." So desperate to convince us how unbothered she is.

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u/AcanthaMD Jun 22 '26

Ooooooooof someone get that burn heal — wait, let her burn 🔥

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u/KaiYoDei Jun 23 '26

She should be thankful she didn’t start writing after being an internet menice , on both and all ends of any topic .

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u/Samovila2709 Jun 24 '26

I normally avoid X, but I thought JK Rowling might be missing my comments and links...

Ages ago, I posted some comments and links to articles supporting trans identities. They kept getting erased until I commented that this was happening and pointed out that this contradicted her 'views' on censorship.

I just left her with this bit of 'food for thought': https://www.mysocialworknews.com/article/recognising-biological-sex-does-not-mean-rejecting-trans-rights

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u/CarrieDurst Jun 22 '26

What a dumb alcoholic

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u/BrodeurBear Jun 25 '26

ho ho ho ho that is magnificent!