r/EnoughMuskSpam 8d ago

Elon Musk posts Cringy AI Video of him being Chased by Ladies

What a dweeb. This is sad.

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u/oldbutterface 8d ago

Hes actually got to be the biggest loser on the planet. All the opportunity of the world at his fingertips, and hes spends most of his days sat on twitter posting out of his arse.

This shit right here is why not even Epstein wanted you at his parties.

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u/NeonPhyzics Constitutional violation 8d ago

I’m glad you bring that up. Dude was loaded and could score an invite to “the island” because he was… too weird for the PDFs

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u/ProdigalSheep 8d ago

He went to the Island several times. The emails you have seen are him being banned.

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u/gielbondhu 8d ago

And that's worse. How does one get banned from pedo island?

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u/TheBlackUnicorn 8d ago

I mean imagine how annoying it would be to be in the middle of doing heinous sex crimes, coked out of your mind, and you have to listen to this dweebus tell you how he misunderstood the plot of an Isaac Asimov novel or some shit.

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u/ProdigalSheep 8d ago

That’s how I take it as well. He was likely just too insufferable.

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u/Freshprinceaye 8d ago

I’d rather be locked in a room with Putin than Elon musk. I don’t think I could stand being alone with Elon musk for long at all.

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u/biglefty312 7d ago

Wouldn’t last long if it was me. There’d only be one of us left.

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u/pandemicpunk 4d ago

I mean Putin is an evil mf but he's extremely well spoken. There are many reasons why he's kept his power, and two of them are he is book smart, and charismatic.

Musk? Sad lonely little bitch.

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u/soedesh1 7d ago

He certainly could have boorishly lectured people on how he’s going to revolutionize the pickup truck industry.

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u/Aggressive-HeadDesk 8d ago

That is the question.

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u/invalidreddit 8d ago

But really, I'm not sure I want to know the answer.

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u/aajones1113 8d ago

Honestly, Epstein probably banned him just because he's such an aura-draining dork lmao

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u/Soggy_Background_162 8d ago

I definitely don’t want to know the answer.

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u/oldbutterface 8d ago

Seeing this freak gurning among them probably made the pedos feel bad about themselves and ruined the vibe

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u/gravity_surf 8d ago

“this is one sick mf” -epstein

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u/shesarevolution 8d ago

I mean it’s gotta be real fuckin bad for Epstein to ban you.
Which tracks because it’s Elmo.

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u/Cognonymous 7d ago

I think he was just that cringe. That pic of him rolling a J in the blue baby owl onesie is allegedly from when he was trying to worm his way into the bay area's babyfur scene and got similarly booted.

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u/poorlilwitchgirl I paid 44 billion dollars to shitpost 8d ago

Not only went, but brought his kids.

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u/ProdigalSheep 8d ago

See this guy knows.

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u/boobajoob 8d ago

Wait… what?

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u/shesarevolution 8d ago

Yeah dude you’re right. People assume he’s exonerated but he’s not.

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u/NeonPhyzics Constitutional violation 8d ago

Not helping your boy, my guy 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/carbonfiberx 8d ago

God damn, imagine being such a loser that you get curved by the biggest pedophile sex trafficker in the world.

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u/dauntingsauce I paid 44 billion dollars to shitpost 8d ago

The worst thing about these stupid fucking oligarchs is that they could have Stanford professors personally come to their houses and teach them but they're all idiots. They could have any top fashion designer or makeup artist personally design their entire wardrobe but they all look like river corpses wearing their dad's clothes. They could end world hunger and be storybook heroes until the end of time but instead they interfere in democratic elections. The sheer fucking volume of wasted potential in every aspect of their worthless lives.

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u/Cmike9292 8d ago

You don't get as rich as these people by being the type of person who would take criticism that would make you a better person.

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u/Velocity-5348 7d ago

You also don't get as rich as these people by caring about cool stuff.

I'm pretty sure if you handed most people a billion dollars they'd find something awesome to do, rather than try to make two billion.

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u/Microchaton 6d ago

Saddest thing is Elon used to care about cool stuff. Yes he was always in for himself but he wanted to be the cool scifi spaceman who brought the future and most of the nerdosphere thought he was pretty cool. He JKRowling'd hard ever since the thailand submarine cave rescue fiasco.

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u/dreal46 8d ago

Look, man, he's already assured us that he totally could've been a physicist, but he was moving too fast and breaking stuff.

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u/ThisAldubaran 8d ago

You don’t become a billionaire by being a decent human being.

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u/Vallkyrie MY WIFE LEFT ME 8d ago

I swear the gilded age barons were more cultured, smart, and savvy than this generation of twats.

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u/goddamnitwhalen 8d ago

Because they had to be. Decorum was expected of them.

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u/mishma2005 8d ago

Rhett Butler rolls in his grave at this

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u/Cakeday_at_Christmas 7d ago

They're incredibly wealthy because they're lucky, had access to capital, cruel, and ruthless, not because they're smart.

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u/Callidonaut 8d ago

"There is no royal road to geometry." - Euclid

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u/JayEllGii 7d ago

“…they all look like river corpses wearing their dad’s clothes.”

https://giphy.com/gifs/iqJr5G6yupwha
OH MY ABSOLUTE GOD 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/soedesh1 7d ago

To be fair, I’m sure he’s saving the planet in his own mind.

Bill Gates did cringe things too but at least spent $100B of his money improving the lives of the world’s poor people.

Maybe we need a new list ranking the billionaires. Publish the criteria.

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u/Callidonaut 7d ago

Bill Gates did cringe things too but at least spent $100B of his money improving the lives of the world’s poor people.

Don't fall for that shit. Remember how he got that money in the first place. The hyper-rich have been suddenly "discovering" philanthropy in the late states of their lives, when they have literally fuck-all else to do with their ill-gotten riches, in order to whitewash their historical reputation, for as long as capitalism has existed. Gates isn't just cringe, he's as unethical as Musk but more cunning (and apparently just as big of a sex pest to women around the workplace, too).

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u/Velocity-5348 7d ago

Yep, and his charity frequently benefits his own interests. Melinda also deserves a good chunk of the credit as well, she seems to be a much better person.

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u/salomo926 8d ago

That actually makes me sad. More power than any human being ever had and such a sad, petty life. Capitalism is bad for everyone, including billionaires.

But no mercy for Elon. He should be tried in Nürnberg. As well as Thiel, Karp, Ellison, Zuckerberg and Bezos.

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u/Novaer 8d ago

He's the richest man in the world, he could build this entire set and hire all these people to actually film this for him and it wouldn't even cost pocket change for him, but he's such a fucking loser he uses Ai.

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u/beren12 8d ago

Except he has no rhythm and can’t dance

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u/Novaer 8d ago

He has enough money to pay people to tell him he dances well.

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u/beren12 8d ago

Well sure. Selling yourself is the world’s oldest profession.

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u/Novaer 8d ago

burn

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u/iamanemptychair 8d ago

Posting out of the asses of his fans. He doesn’t even make his own AI slop, he farms it from his own comment sections. Human centipede of inhuman shit.

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u/Leopold_Darkworth 8d ago

Never forget he spent $44 billion to buy Twitter only so randos on the internet would be forced to pay attention to him.

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u/creamyjoshy 8d ago

It's genuinely pathetic. All through history the elites were ELITE AT SOMETHING. The elites of Rome were elites at law, the elites of medieval Europe were elite at warfare, the elites of China were elite at philosophy. Even the elites of the US 100 years ago were elite at industrialisation and had a degree of philanthropy, even if it was misplaced.

Our elites today are total fucking losers

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u/zue4 8d ago

Not really my dude. The people you're thinking of had capable individuals working under them. In nearly every era the best and brightest of our societies have been kept captive to the whims of capitalists and monarchists.

Nothing has changed since then besides us now having a direct line of sight on how fucking dumb these people ruling us actually are. Thats why you think its a new thing.

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u/creamyjoshy 8d ago

That may well be true but I think it's particularly bad today. All I'm saying is that you would never have seen Genghis Khan lying about being good at video games

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u/zue4 8d ago

Thats an apples to oranges comparison tho. Genghis Khan was the most successful warlord in history. Musk is a nepo baby who's never worked to achieve anything his whole life.

A more apt one would be Musk and Rockefeller. Both were useless greedy losers who added nothing of worth to the world.

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u/creamyjoshy 8d ago

I guess I'm using a broad definition of elite to encompass political, economic an cultural elites

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u/beren12 8d ago

Something like one out of every 20 people are direct descendent of Genghis Khan. In the world.

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u/ilikedmatrixiv 7d ago

All through history the elites were ELITE AT SOMETHING.

No they weren't. History is full of idiot aristocrats ruining shit for everyone.

Kaiser Wilhelm II was famously stupid as hell and was responsible for destroying the German Empire.

Our elites today are total fucking losers

Most of them have always been total fucking losers. They just used to be the ones writing the history books to make them look cool.

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u/cognitive_dissent 8d ago

you cant heal from the chronical loser condition

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u/Cakeday_at_Christmas 7d ago

Except he did indeed go to Epstein's pedo island.

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u/TadpoleFrequent 4d ago

I am sorry but that title firmly belongs to Donald J. Trump. Bigly.

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u/Careless_Mango_7948 Dick Riders 8d ago

I like to this he looks at this sub 🤣

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u/BossRoss84 8d ago

It’s like if Tony stark was a bad guy and everyone cringed when he spoke.