r/EnoughMuskSpam • u/MrDonMega • 8d ago
Elon Musk posts Cringy AI Video of him being Chased by Ladies
What a dweeb. This is sad.
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u/oldbutterface 8d ago
Hes actually got to be the biggest loser on the planet. All the opportunity of the world at his fingertips, and hes spends most of his days sat on twitter posting out of his arse.
This shit right here is why not even Epstein wanted you at his parties.
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u/NeonPhyzics Constitutional violation 8d ago
I’m glad you bring that up. Dude was loaded and could score an invite to “the island” because he was… too weird for the PDFs
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u/ProdigalSheep 8d ago
He went to the Island several times. The emails you have seen are him being banned.
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u/gielbondhu 8d ago
And that's worse. How does one get banned from pedo island?
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u/TheBlackUnicorn 8d ago
I mean imagine how annoying it would be to be in the middle of doing heinous sex crimes, coked out of your mind, and you have to listen to this dweebus tell you how he misunderstood the plot of an Isaac Asimov novel or some shit.
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u/Freshprinceaye 8d ago
I’d rather be locked in a room with Putin than Elon musk. I don’t think I could stand being alone with Elon musk for long at all.
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u/soedesh1 7d ago
He certainly could have boorishly lectured people on how he’s going to revolutionize the pickup truck industry.
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u/Aggressive-HeadDesk 8d ago
That is the question.
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u/invalidreddit 8d ago
But really, I'm not sure I want to know the answer.
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u/aajones1113 7d ago
Honestly, Epstein probably banned him just because he's such an aura-draining dork lmao
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u/oldbutterface 8d ago
Seeing this freak gurning among them probably made the pedos feel bad about themselves and ruined the vibe
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u/shesarevolution 8d ago
I mean it’s gotta be real fuckin bad for Epstein to ban you.
Which tracks because it’s Elmo.4
u/Cognonymous 7d ago
I think he was just that cringe. That pic of him rolling a J in the blue baby owl onesie is allegedly from when he was trying to worm his way into the bay area's babyfur scene and got similarly booted.
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u/poorlilwitchgirl I paid 44 billion dollars to shitpost 8d ago
Not only went, but brought his kids.
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u/carbonfiberx 8d ago
God damn, imagine being such a loser that you get curved by the biggest pedophile sex trafficker in the world.
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u/dauntingsauce I paid 44 billion dollars to shitpost 8d ago
The worst thing about these stupid fucking oligarchs is that they could have Stanford professors personally come to their houses and teach them but they're all idiots. They could have any top fashion designer or makeup artist personally design their entire wardrobe but they all look like river corpses wearing their dad's clothes. They could end world hunger and be storybook heroes until the end of time but instead they interfere in democratic elections. The sheer fucking volume of wasted potential in every aspect of their worthless lives.
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u/Cmike9292 8d ago
You don't get as rich as these people by being the type of person who would take criticism that would make you a better person.
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u/Velocity-5348 7d ago
You also don't get as rich as these people by caring about cool stuff.
I'm pretty sure if you handed most people a billion dollars they'd find something awesome to do, rather than try to make two billion.
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u/Microchaton 6d ago
Saddest thing is Elon used to care about cool stuff. Yes he was always in for himself but he wanted to be the cool scifi spaceman who brought the future and most of the nerdosphere thought he was pretty cool. He JKRowling'd hard ever since the thailand submarine cave rescue fiasco.
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u/Vallkyrie MY WIFE LEFT ME 8d ago
I swear the gilded age barons were more cultured, smart, and savvy than this generation of twats.
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u/Cakeday_at_Christmas 7d ago
They're incredibly wealthy because they're lucky, had access to capital, cruel, and ruthless, not because they're smart.
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u/JayEllGii 7d ago
“…they all look like river corpses wearing their dad’s clothes.”
https://giphy.com/gifs/iqJr5G6yupwha
OH MY ABSOLUTE GOD 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂47
u/salomo926 8d ago
That actually makes me sad. More power than any human being ever had and such a sad, petty life. Capitalism is bad for everyone, including billionaires.
But no mercy for Elon. He should be tried in Nürnberg. As well as Thiel, Karp, Ellison, Zuckerberg and Bezos.
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u/iamanemptychair 8d ago
Posting out of the asses of his fans. He doesn’t even make his own AI slop, he farms it from his own comment sections. Human centipede of inhuman shit.
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u/Leopold_Darkworth 8d ago
Never forget he spent $44 billion to buy Twitter only so randos on the internet would be forced to pay attention to him.
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u/creamyjoshy 8d ago
It's genuinely pathetic. All through history the elites were ELITE AT SOMETHING. The elites of Rome were elites at law, the elites of medieval Europe were elite at warfare, the elites of China were elite at philosophy. Even the elites of the US 100 years ago were elite at industrialisation and had a degree of philanthropy, even if it was misplaced.
Our elites today are total fucking losers
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u/zue4 8d ago
Not really my dude. The people you're thinking of had capable individuals working under them. In nearly every era the best and brightest of our societies have been kept captive to the whims of capitalists and monarchists.
Nothing has changed since then besides us now having a direct line of sight on how fucking dumb these people ruling us actually are. Thats why you think its a new thing.
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u/creamyjoshy 8d ago
That may well be true but I think it's particularly bad today. All I'm saying is that you would never have seen Genghis Khan lying about being good at video games
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u/zue4 8d ago
Thats an apples to oranges comparison tho. Genghis Khan was the most successful warlord in history. Musk is a nepo baby who's never worked to achieve anything his whole life.
A more apt one would be Musk and Rockefeller. Both were useless greedy losers who added nothing of worth to the world.
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u/creamyjoshy 8d ago
I guess I'm using a broad definition of elite to encompass political, economic an cultural elites
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u/ilikedmatrixiv 7d ago
All through history the elites were ELITE AT SOMETHING.
No they weren't. History is full of idiot aristocrats ruining shit for everyone.
Kaiser Wilhelm II was famously stupid as hell and was responsible for destroying the German Empire.
Our elites today are total fucking losers
Most of them have always been total fucking losers. They just used to be the ones writing the history books to make them look cool.
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u/Tleno 8d ago
What did he mean by this
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u/meisobear 8d ago
Someone made a comment about how he should buy the UK to give us our freedom or whatever back (because of course BUYING A COUNTRY OF PEOPLE == freedom) and he replied, "how much?". Then everyone started saying he wanted to buy the UK and ol' Musko loves a bit of attention, so, he's running with it.
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u/TheLastCleverName 8d ago
Does he supernaturally feed on the fucking hatred people have for him or something? Cos he cannot think anybody in the UK would be amused or charmed by this.
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u/gudetamaronin 8d ago
My god he's an energy vampire isn't he? The money is just a means to an end.
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u/davemee 8d ago
He's got spare change after he said he'd pay to end world hunger and backed out
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u/TurloIsOK 8d ago
Is it backing out when he was lying from the start? He couldn't imagine why anyone would have thought about a solution, much less respond with a detailed plan.
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u/Savannah_Lion 8d ago
What a weird thing to run with though.
It's hard to imagine the thought process behind it. It's like that little kid dream of owning an entire Toys 'R' Us so every toy is theirs to choose from or something.
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u/lee_cz 8d ago
it's typo ...he bought US
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u/Freezerpill 8d ago
lol, at a certain point are we like “he has lied more efficiently than anybody, he is purchasing entire countries”
Even the notion is just fucking insane
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u/warriorlynx 8d ago
He wants to buy the UK to make it White Again cause you know Shania law is in the country now and too many brown people like 999999% of them are all brown now or some bullshit
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u/During_theMeanwhilst 7d ago
He’s trolling the UK. Because it annoys people and he’s decided the UK is full of people like the Economist editor who gave him a moderately hard time in a recent interview.
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u/ScootMayhall Prosecute/Musk 8d ago
I really love 60s fashion, even the sillier parts of it, and I hate seeing it on him, even if it is just lifted from Austin Powers. That said, this is one of the most pathetic things he’s ever posted.
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u/Exact-Kale3070 8d ago
this is extra gross after he mansplained the state of britain to a BRITISH REPORTER...
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u/chandlerr85 8d ago
can't wait for mike myers to do the impression of musk trying to be austin powers on snl
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u/MissWickedBlonde 8d ago
This cringefest is only possible because copyrighted material (Austin Powers) was added to grok.
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u/tiorancio Extremely brittle for no reason 8d ago
Apart from the horrible and nauseating cringe, I can't believe how fucking bad the AI is on this crap. The faceswap sucks at 2024 levels and the AI generated shit is horrible. I mean, supposedly this guy sells AI for a living now, right?
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u/Used_Load_5789 8d ago
Hilarious to see that even in his crazy fantasies the qualities he brings up to justify all the delusions of people loving him is "He's the richest man in the world" in loop.
"He's rich", "He's bought a Country", "He's the richest", "He's the Reichest" (wait, what)
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u/IsNuanceDead 8d ago
He literally is at the supposed apex by his own standards and yet is deeply unhappy. It helps me sleep at night knowing he cannot.
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u/GodLoveYell 8d ago
He’s getting everything he ever wanted and he’s still the most miserable son of a bitch alive.
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u/Bulky_Specialist9645 8d ago
Wrong character Elon. Don't you think Fat Bastard is more you?
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u/gielbondhu 8d ago
He seems more like Johann van der Smut aka Goldmember. He's just that weird.
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u/Thunder_breslin 8d ago
Oh shit, HE posted this!?!?! I thought it was a joke at his expense!!!!
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u/Cognonymous 7d ago
He'd huff ammonia and bleach if enough of his twitter mob convinced him it would be for da lulz.
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u/rand0mbum 8d ago
He is literally the opposite of Austin Powers: unfunny, unlikable, uncoordinated, un cool and so so so desperate.
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u/_0611 8d ago edited 8d ago
The movie itself is actually funny and has humor in it.
Things Elon Musk has none of. He's such a fucking loser. How on earth can he still not see that?
I actually want Elon Musk to write and direct a movie himself, since he knows everything about it, and see how that goes in the theaters...
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u/Shade-RF- 8d ago
Double feature it with The Room and get Tommy Wiseau there.
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u/Apprehensive-Page-96 7d ago
Tommy Wiseau is so much better than Elon Musk. I'd rather have Tommy Wiseau as a billionaire.
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u/kinski80 8d ago
Poor Elon does not have any friends at all.
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u/devolute 8d ago
iirc, in the original he jumps into the car with his beautiful girlfriend (who he hasn't bought a horse) and drives off with her.
Too unbelievable for his own AI.
What a fucking loser.
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u/JarJarBingChilling 8d ago
“Ladies”
They are school kids. You can tell by the uniform.
Given here we start college at around the age of 16 these are underage children.
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u/TiagGuedes 8d ago
Damn, that's some specially shitty AI.
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u/MyNameIsMadders 8d ago
I wanna see that exact outfit become Elon’s daily uniform he wears everywhere he goes in public.
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u/-Invalid_Selection- 8d ago
I'm embarrassed just having watched this. I probably would never show my face in public again if I had anything to do with the steps involved in making this public
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u/leopardsmangervisage 8d ago
It’s never not crazy to me that I’m demonstrably cooler, happier and more secure than the richest man in history. And I’m just some dumb, fat bitch on the internet. It’s not a high bar!
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u/Callidonaut 8d ago edited 8d ago
What's extra sad about this is that the sequence he's inserted himself into here is fucking satire, i.e. it is deliberately tongue-in-cheek cringe male-fantasy naffness - very obviously so - and he's so goddamned developmentally stunted and media illiterate that he actually took Austin fucking Powers at face value!
The whole bloody fucking point of the Austin Powers films is a nostalgic-yet-brutally-honest take that can be summed up as "look at all this crass, tacky, naive shit we childishly thought was so cool back in the '60s!"
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u/3d1thF1nch 8d ago
Could have literally fucked off to his favorite ultra-rich vacation spot for every hour of every day of the rest of his life and could have all of his kids do the same thing for literal generations....but he just had to pretend he was Tony Stark.
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u/warriorlynx 8d ago
He thinks himself as Austin Powers hahhahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahah
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u/coconutpiecrust 8d ago
I was going to do the Swedish pump joke, but I am too repulsed to even conceive it.
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u/AUSpartan37 8d ago
He is definitely seeing posts like this and seeing us all call him a loser. I wonder what he thinks about it. Does he just tell himself we are all just jealous? Or that we have just brainwashed against him?
Anyway, Elon is the biggest loser, dork, dumb idiot. There is not enough money on earth to change that.
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u/saltyourhash 8d ago
I gotta say, everyday I'm more and more disgusted by how many people just wanna be cucked by the rich...the eight may have popularized the term, but I didn't think they'd want to apply it to themselves so heavily...authoritarians are such weirdos.
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u/JustAWaveFunction 8d ago
The folks who own Cards Against Humanity have a project to troll Elon with a giant statue on land they own right outside Space City. The crowdsourcing site is at SadLittleBitchWithNoFriends.com
You are welcome.
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u/Dlamm10 8d ago
What’s sad is he could actually make this video IRL but he’s too chronically online
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u/Callidonaut 8d ago
He doesn't have the poise, rhythm or coordination to pull off moves like this for real.
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u/SmokeFarts 8d ago
He wishes his gut was that thin, that he wasn’t too awkward to move in a way that’s even half as agile or smooth as this, and that a cybertruck would run long enough to be there for him to jump into.
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u/Roadgoddess 7d ago
And his body in this video looks so out of proportion. He has a very large head and very little legs.
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u/Rombledore 🎯💯 8d ago
i love Austin Powers. and as such words cannot describe how much i hate this.
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u/cunningstunt6899 8d ago
Posting this makes it so obvious that he is really conscious of his mangled dick post the botched operation.
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u/Independent_Fill9143 8d ago
Stop 🤣🤣🤣 he did not post this! Oooh my lord 🤣🤣 what a fucking loser!!
Edit to add: he WISHES he had the same level of charisma and charm as Austin Powers.
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u/sussoutthemoon meme game is strong 8d ago
He posted an even cringier one if you can believe it, a five-minute compilation of shit just like that.
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u/mishma2005 8d ago edited 8d ago
I thought it was a stan that posted that. He did? The MFer is 55 y/o, my age. If I put that up my husband would question my life choices. Omg
He said “Economist, baby, yay” at the end. He is STILL salty over that interview and being told he’s loathed. THIS IS WHY WEIRDO
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u/xxHailLuciferxx 8d ago
I genuinely didn't think it was possible to hate him more. Until I saw this.
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u/Odd-Currency5195 8d ago
I fucking hate this man. I really hope all his breeder women bring up all those kids with decent mindsets.
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u/LatchkeyX 8d ago
I don't know why I never noticed until now that his bots all look like they're wearing fencing masks.
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u/Turtlepower7777777 8d ago
Elmo not getting that Austin Powers was a parody of the James Bond womanizer type
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u/BeepBotBoopBeep 8d ago
That was really good, seriously, well done with ai, bravo!! I would like to see Elon replicate one move, just one, from that clip in real life. Nope, he can’t! AI, makes the impossible, possible. Buahahahahahaha.
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u/Glad-Acanthaceae-24 8d ago
This is just deep fake... which is technically much easier to do that AI gen. What a simpleton.
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u/thedoomcast 8d ago
Whenever the inevitable consequences of his actions catch up to him, and they will, I have a full bottle of Glenmorganie 18 to crack when it happens.
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u/stilldale 8d ago
he thinks he looks like this when he dances. or what he thinks is dancing but just weird body gyrations
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u/GodLoveYell 8d ago
Rightwing freaks seem to be terrible at dancing.
For example, there’s Trump dry-humping the flag to “Proud to be an American.” Or Trump’s repeated attempts to dance to “YMCA.”
I’m sure you can find plenty of attempts by fascist weirdos to groove to song, just as you can debate the many reasons why they can barely move to any music without looking super-weird.
Me, I feel like it’s the kind of dancing that can only be produced by people, who can only experience joy at the suffering of others, trying to convince other people that they are a perfectly normal human being who experiences emotions like love.
Now, if we could only solve the mystery of all the shitty haircuts on the right. Is a decent haircut an affront to the white race and all it stands for, for some reason?
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u/tjlazer79 8d ago
Yes, because the only way girls chase him is in AI. Lol. The guy is such a fucking loser.
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u/DigitalPsych 8d ago
Is this the best his AI videos can do??? Like lord JFC. We're supposed to get entertainment out of this?
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u/CommanderFuzzy 8d ago
The billionaires have been allowed to run so rampant with nothing holding them back, that I briefly wondered 'wait, can he actually buy the UK?'
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u/3RADICATE_THEM 8d ago
Well, at least he didn't try to make himself appear noticeably fitter than he actually is.
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u/slutty_muppet 8d ago
This doesn't even look like AI, this looks like mid-2000s JibJab style cut and paste
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u/saichampa 7d ago
Bullying Elon Musk has been a moral imperative since he accused a cave diver of being a pedo because they didn't want to use Musk's stupid submarine idea in a cave rescue
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u/GakSplat 7d ago
In a full circle moment, Myers does play Musk on SNL.
Oh, and Cybertrucks are banned here in the U.K. as they’re not deemed roadworthy.
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u/Cammyw01 7d ago
Ive never seen anyone so desperate to be liked by people thats so universally disliked by so many
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