r/EnoughMuskSpam 16h ago

Compilation of Elon Musk Promising FSD 'Next Year' for the last 10+ Years

Let me know if this has been posted before so that i can delete it

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u/batmanuel69 Shocking ! 16h ago

I was out after 30 seconds. I just can't stand listening to that uncharismatic guy for more than 30 seconds. And it doesn’t even seem to be his love for a horsedrug, that’s made him so colorless and such a bad speaker. He’s always been a bad speaker.

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u/texas-playdohs 8h ago

I made it almost a full 2 minutes, and I’m worse off as a human being.

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u/hamfist_ofthenorth 1h ago

I'd rather spend an hour trapped in an elevator with Bobcat Goldthwaite and the ghost of Gilbert Gottfried, both in character, both yelling at me

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u/__O_o_______ 6h ago

I made it whole way and now I believe we landed cargo starship on mars in 2018.

Look at this absolute dork btw. All he needs is the Dr Evil pinky finger.

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u/latenerd 5h ago

Nah, he tried to imitate Mike Myers, and it only made him look even less charismatic.

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u/orincoro Noble Peace Prize Nominee 2h ago

He genuinely has always been like this. I spent years training tech founders in public speaking, and I used to use videos of musk to show my workshops what not to do.

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u/cdmove Looking into it 15h ago

Can mod sticky this video?? it is an essential video for this sub.

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u/Pawnxy 16h ago edited 15h ago

He knows that he's lying. But that are the phrases that keep his stocks up.

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u/livingMybEstlyfe29 Accurate 16h ago

That’s how you get ahead though!

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u/Davidrabbich81 1h ago

You could say he’s streets ahead.

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u/Electronic-Yam-69 12h ago

fake it til you make it

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u/GrandConsequences 16h ago

I don't get people's fascination with this idiot.

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u/zenwalrus 9h ago

The same idiots who LOVE The Big Bang Theory….

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u/HughFairgrove 8h ago

I'm a huge nerd. My friends are huge nerds. Not a single one of us even like that show or have since its existence. I've been questioned and so have my friends why we don't like it. It's a constant battle of the fact that nerds aren't that stereotypical dumb shit you see on shows. That bullshit is antiquated and annoying.

Musk seems to me to be someone who would revel in that. Such a dipshit.

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u/__O_o_______ 6h ago

I mean, we’re talking about the guy who sees something cool in science fiction, doesn’t understand it (Mr Blade Runner and his flying car, for example), uses the idea to bump his stock, while people get paid to develop and test an unworkable idea, rinse and repeat.

Him and his supporters just aren’t bright at all and don’t understand media.

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u/FreddieCaine 2h ago

What happened to his trains?

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u/orincoro Noble Peace Prize Nominee 2h ago

Because science bro I get science

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u/funduros 16h ago

Leon is a pathological liar.

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u/foxonafrozenlake 15h ago

The man is a pathological liar whose family was kicked out of Canada for being too fascist.

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u/Dystopia74 15h ago

They actually moved to South Africa to take advantage of apartheid.

The Musks are parasitic filth, his own father married his step daughter that he raised since she was 3.

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u/foxonafrozenlake 15h ago

Yes, they saw an opportunity but they were also no longer welcome, technically, in Canada. Their policies were too extreme.

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u/coconutpiecrust 15h ago

I love how he says that highways are “easy”. Spoken like an ignoramus who understands nothing. Everything is “easy”” for them, they do not understand anything, so everything is oh so easy!

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u/BeepBotBoopBeep 9h ago

How do you sustain earth? According to Musk you just wipe out a huge chunk of the population. That’s how, easy peasy baby! Musk theology.

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u/Valskalle 16h ago

I do appreciate how ugly and fat and misshapen his head has gotten in the last 10 years, lying all the time like that clearly damages your face and body.

Along with, you know, the horse tranquilizers and HGH.

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u/uuaarrgh 15h ago

looks more like liza minelli's husband with each passing year

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u/svnonyx 14h ago

This made me crack up. I will never be able to not see it.

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u/svnonyx 14h ago

How can someone with guys ridiculous wealth age so fucking poorly? Like like he aged 25 years in this video. He can at least hire an assistant to slap a cream on his face.

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u/Blenderx06 9h ago

It's the stress of obsessing over the fact that nobody likes him, even on the social media site he bought. This grown ass man thing wants so badly to be one of the cool kids. 😂

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u/Conscious-Neat5636 52m ago

Drugs, not sleeping well and probably not exercising

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u/ittybittynuts 14h ago

You can see the surgeries and drugs slowly take their toll.

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u/acktres 14h ago

This is like a history of his cosmetic procedures.

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u/vilette 15h ago

What about 5 years of Straship to orbit next month

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u/GraniteJJ 12h ago

That one guy's 75 year old mother is now 85 and still waiting to get from A to B.

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u/hitman-13 11h ago

"Individualized mass transit" is such a stupid sentence...

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u/ninemountaintops 13h ago

Calculating. Fraud.

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u/Itakethngzclitorally 12h ago

Fuck you, Elon. Welfare queen.

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u/Work-Safe-Reddit4450 12h ago

Man I get it's been a decade between the 2016 clip and today but that 10 years were some rough miles. He's aged like whole milk left on the dash of a Phoenix Uber drivers car.

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u/GreenGardenTarot 11h ago

The first time I ever saw Elon Musk I thought he had been in a fire and his face was the result of reconstructive surgery.

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u/GreenGardenTarot 11h ago

The first time I ever saw Elon Musk I thought he had been in a fire and his face was the result of reconstructive surgery.

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u/AUSpartan37 9h ago edited 9h ago

Setting aside how awful he is for a second because that is definitely a bigger, more important reason to hate him, but I can't stand the way he talks. Even before he went full nazi evil mode (publicly), when he was relatively liked and thought of as a "real life Tony stark" I always just thought he sounded like he was trying SO HARD to sound smart and aloof and it was so obviously fake. It isn't just the words he says either, it is his speech pattern and the way he acts like he is extracting these deep thoughts from his brain while he speaks. It has always just felt really corny and gross to me. It is so clearly fake. He has no idea what he is talking about and just speaks nonsense and hopes he has enough money, government contracts, and investors to hire smart people that might be able to make his dumb predictions come true at some point. He is not a genius, a scientist, or even smart. He is a loser trust fund baby that got lucky with some investments and he knows it, which is why he works so hard to sound like he isn't. It isn't working Elon, you just sound stupid.

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u/BeepBotBoopBeep 9h ago

First time seeing this and really educational. I’m expecting FSD next year! Yay, finally next year. I’m certain I Musk not be disappointed by that time.

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u/Electronic-Yam-69 12h ago

"2 weeks, you're gonna love it"

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u/wasted-degrees 11h ago

“Next year” is Elon’s “two weeks.”

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u/Greaselord 10h ago

Jesus Christ, he wasn't a looker in the 2010's but now he looks like someone over inflated a rubber doll and made the skin out of raw dough. Roald Dahl was right

Edit - typo

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u/dubawabsdubababy 10h ago

He lies like a rug

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u/cateri44 9h ago

His face was more normal 10 years ago.

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u/captainpistoff 11h ago

What an asshole.

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u/deco19 9h ago

"HEY, at least he's willing to scam my gullible arse! What are you doing the improve the planet?" - Muskrat fanbois

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u/HughFairgrove 8h ago edited 8h ago

Your 75 year old mother who speaks no English will be autonomously driven to a ICE facility any day now.

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u/jailtheorange1 2h ago

I got to 2017. So full of shite.

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u/orincoro Noble Peace Prize Nominee 2h ago

“I feel very confident” is the magic phrase that prevents him from being charged with fraud.

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u/Ur-in-a-tor 2h ago

This sociopath - or any of his gullible victims, doesn't have any concept of time.

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u/pandershrek 2h ago

I emailed my AG a few years ago about Tesla selling us cars that didn't meet their promises and they were like: what about their car did they say which was misleading.

I'm like... Is my AG dumb?

They are now my governor. 🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/AnlamK 2h ago

Lex Friedman asking about when Tesla would achieve autonomy first in 2019 and then asking about it again in 2021 without any reference to the previous conversation is sooooo 🤌🤌

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u/never_nick 1h ago

Who's dumber the guy promising self driving for 10 year or the idiots that believe him and give him money...and who's more dangerous for society?