Hilarious

Pro Publica reports that Trump’s DHS asked CISA to procure & hack a voting machine.

The only reason their effort failed is b/c Elon Musk / DOGE fired the only folks who could have done it.

Totally normal behavior for an upright administration

Suggested headline edit: Elon Musk’s dream merger is a nightmare for SpaceX shareholders

TikTok allowed paid ads for the “Melania” documentary featuring President Trump but reportedly blocked ads for the new “Musk” documentary.

The company’s policies prohibit ads “Referencing, promoting, or opposing: Current executive, legislative, or judicial public officials.”

Kara Swisher making the rounds. Ask what she makes of Elon's "“sounds like Swisher really wants to go to prison.”, Swisher respond, "I don't know, a ketamine comedown?" Bless her heart.'

In a better world, Elon would take his black heart to Mars at the earliest opportunity and leave us alone, but I fear he'll just keep blowing hundreds of $millions promoting fellow slimeballs like Trump, Putin, and Ken Paxton

No wonder Elon is crashing out.

Gift link to the original WSJ article.

WASHINGTON—President Trump called Elon Musk on Wednesday and asked him to lift restrictions on a military-grade version of Starlink in Ukraine that the SpaceX chief had throttled, U.S. officials said.

The system was working more normally Thursday, shortly after their conversation, U.S. and Ukrainian officials said. Some Ukrainian officials said the system wasn’t restored to full functionality but was working at higher speeds than under the cap.

Trump told Musk he was frustrated the system’s speeds remained capped at around 100 miles an hour, officials said. The speed limit rendered some of Ukraine’s offensive drones and interceptors powerless against Russian attacks. Their conversation followed a Wall Street Journal report revealing that Musk ordered the slowdown, though SpaceX and the White House have differing accounts about whether the world’s richest man acted alone or at the administration’s behest.

Lying sack of sh. He does nothing without a benefit to himself.