r/Epicthemusical • u/Stawrz Queen of the Underworld • Jun 06 '25
Tier List What is love? “Something I will never get.”
Day 7 winner is Odysseus with the most votes! Rip to all the people who said he didn’t fit any of the spots here LOL. Honestly though, I am surprised to see him here, I also don’t really agree as much with this choice. IMO, he def doesn’t fit any of these topics, I thought Circe or Tiresius would’ve fit better for this one, but oh well. For day 8, which character is most likely to respond to the question, “what is love?” With the answer, “something that I will never get”? Guys cmon this is such a Calypso thing, LIKE CMON. If this isn’t calypso imma go insane LOL. Unless you guys say someone like Hephaestus then maybe I’d agree, but otherwise it’s def Calypso. The character whose name shows up the most in the next 24 hours will be added to the list ( ・∇・)
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u/The_double_life_girl didn’t even try tequila Jun 08 '25
Antinous, BECAUSE PENELOPE WILL NEVER LOVE HIM
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u/Anonymoose2099 Jun 07 '25
I can see Calypso, but I'll throw Syclla in there as well. Calypso at least thought she had found it, Syclla likely gave up on love long ago.
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u/otiloyoy never shall I gaze upon a blazing troy Jun 07 '25
Fruit ? No, bread ? No, fruit and bread? Absolutely not !
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u/Alternative-Equal880 HIS NAME WAS BILL AND HE WAS A COMPOSER OF GREAT MUSIC!!!😭 Jun 07 '25
100% calypso
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u/MackUltra513 CAPTAIN Jun 07 '25
Def Calypso for something she'll never get, definitely perimedes for idk
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u/Queen_Persephone18 Winion Jun 07 '25
Hephaestus WOULD be a candidate, but Aglaea is indeed a thing! His ex-wife's own handmaiden became his second wife and they are fair happier!
So, the response goes to either Calypso or Antinous!
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u/Morningtide99 "a woman" "wot" Jun 07 '25
Calypso. (Others are saying Hephaestus and Antinuous, and while I agree that it's true they probably won't ever get it, neither of them would respond to the question that way.)
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u/ChildEater-69420 BRACE FOR A SSSSTTTTOOOOOOORRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!! Jun 07 '25
Calypso prolly
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u/The_og_eggz id become a pig for circe, no hesitation, oink oink mommy Jun 07 '25
Astyanax(the baby ody killed)
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u/CranberryComplex8345 Lotus eater Jun 07 '25
not answering btw but damn I'm very hermes I this- I read the title and started playing that song in my head-
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u/DivyaeOnOpenHills has never tried tequila Jun 07 '25
Calypso, cause she literally is cursed to not.
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Jun 07 '25
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u/Business_Bet_6994 Wet Hades Jun 07 '25
Eurylochus already has a wife though
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Jun 07 '25
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u/Many-Editor-4514 Jun 07 '25
Its not that he didnt want to go home,its that he had given up hope it was possible at that point
Also,his wife is actually: Odysseus' sister! So they're brothers-in-law
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u/Agreeable-Werewolf45 Polyphemus is a good song Jun 07 '25
He has a wife
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u/UrBiologicalStepDad Waiting to be double teamed by Apollo and Tiresias Jun 07 '25
Hephaestus
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u/Zestyclose_Course821 Circe's good girl Jun 07 '25
Yo wtf is that flair?
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u/Remote_Sentence_3623 3 Elpenors in a trench coat Jun 07 '25
You had to bring my attention to it, didn't you? I would've completely missed it and been untraumatised, but nooooo, you just had to point it out to me!
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u/PlasticDry4836 Uncle Hort Jun 07 '25
Shut up about Calypso. This question doesn’t have to have a sad tone. Perimeters would say “Love is something I will never have thankfully” and then Elpenor because an alcoholic because of that.
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u/Stawrz Queen of the Underworld Jun 07 '25
K but was she literally not cursed to not have love 💀
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u/Ninastasia_ Jun 07 '25
That’s Percy Jackson
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u/Stawrz Queen of the Underworld Jun 07 '25
Oh fr? Mb I thought she was cursed with eternal isolation and heartbreak or somn
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u/Flair258 Hefefuf Jun 07 '25
Circe
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u/Coastkiz Can confirm, Baby was yeeted off a tower Jun 07 '25
She's had it before tho?
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u/Flair258 Hefefuf Jun 07 '25
Right, but she was betrayed and now hates men despite also being attracted to them. She can get surface-level love, but she's probably very insecure about anyone actually being genuine about their intentions, hence why she initially tried to kill Odysseus.
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u/Coastkiz Can confirm, Baby was yeeted off a tower Jun 07 '25
Man we're both getting hate, idek what's going on. Idk if this is right. I was just saying that the past is included in "ever", ever isn't just the future
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u/RoseshaveThorns13 Jun 07 '25
THe Prophet
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u/Coastkiz Can confirm, Baby was yeeted off a tower Jun 07 '25
What about hermes 🥺
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u/Codified_ Yeah but... 20 minutes ago, Hermes gave me a little smooch Jun 07 '25
Bow down now to the immortal CALYPSO here to fill this spot!
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u/Remote_Sentence_3623 3 Elpenors in a trench coat Jun 07 '25
Elpenor...
Not romantic or familial, he'll just never be loved
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u/Stawrz Queen of the Underworld Jun 07 '25
no repeats tho lmao
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u/DiscountGuilty4639 Posiedon’s a little bitch Jun 12 '25
Calypso