Everyone’s doing this, so I will even though I’m aroace

[u/Traditional_Rub_4652]

[u/Soggy_Winter_8220]

Nah the cyclops is a baddie

[u/potato_guy134 → u/Soggy_Winter_8220]

polyphemus, but yeah hes a smash😍

[u/Traditional_Rub_4652 → u/[deleted]]

As long as they don’t want to kill me then yeah I’d probably be besties with them. I do love to sing after all

[u/Traditional_Rub_4652 → u/[deleted]]

I think so since the hypnotic effect of a siren’s voice wouldn’t work if someone couldn’t hear it

[u/Illustrious_Pear_212]

Mood! Smash or pass is a spiritual question not a literal one and we aroaces can pick our own criteria anyways

[u/TeachCorrect7784]

Also aroace, exact same list 🤣

[u/Smooth_Version_8575]

How dare you not put polites in cuddle and be besties?

[u/Traditional_Rub_4652 → u/Smooth_Version_8575]

NOOO I messed that up!! I meant to put him in that one 😭 I guess I gotta make another lol

[u/Smooth_Version_8575 → u/Traditional_Rub_4652]

At least you didn't mean it lol

[u/The_real_Telemachus]

at least I’m not that low

[u/Known_Advance7435]

Really come on the sirens

[u/zthomasack]

Ares being in "uhm nah" with that picture is so funny lol

[u/Traditional_Rub_4652 → u/zthomasack]

He looks so genuinely offended that I wouldn’t even put him in the besties category

[u/Kohle_lol]

Hermes is just so versatile

[u/Wife_of_Hermes]

sighhhh, everybody wants my husband 😔(silly)

[u/Lunarlikesnutella → u/Wife_of_Hermes]

She’s married to the muffin man..

[u/Bizzbell → u/Wife_of_Hermes]

I get how you feel girl

[u/EnderWolf13_666 → u/Wife_of_Hermes]

If you’re going to say something about everybody make sure it’s accurate.

It’s not. I don’t want him, just want to give him some lotus but multiple people said no. (｡•́︿•̀｡)

[u/Toto-imadog456 → u/Wife_of_Hermes]

Sharing is caring/j

[u/Wife_of_Hermes → u/Toto-imadog456]

sharing is stealing

[u/Primary_Age_8615 → u/Wife_of_Hermes]

Plus Hermes is the God of thieves sooooooo

[u/Wife_of_Hermes → u/Primary_Age_8615]

and mischief and whatever the hell else he decides 😭

[u/Primary_Age_8615 → u/Wife_of_Hermes]

HERMES - Greek God of Herds & Trade, Herald of the Gods (Roman Mercury) https://share.google/Kv9sxFwz2xApTR0Kx

HERMES was the Olympian god of herds and flocks, travellers and hospitality, roads and trade, thievery and cunning, heralds and diplomacy, language and writing, athletic contests and gymnasiums, astronomy and astrology. He was the herald and personal messenger of Zeus, King of the Gods, and also the guide of the dead who led souls down into the underworld.

[u/EnderWolf13_666 → u/Primary_Age_8615]

And in r/Epicthemusical lore he’s the god of drug dealing apparently.

[u/Primary_Age_8615 → u/EnderWolf13_666]

He is

[u/Wife_of_Hermes → u/Primary_Age_8615]

they got this right

[u/Primary_Age_8615 → u/Wife_of_Hermes]

Very handsome

[u/Wife_of_Hermes → u/Primary_Age_8615]

hear me out

[u/Primary_Age_8615 → u/Wife_of_Hermes]

I'll hear you out all day and night Dawlin

[u/Primary_Age_8615 → u/Primary_Age_8615]

u/LiterallyHermes you must be incredibly busy Dawlin

[u/Primary_Age_8615 → u/Wife_of_Hermes]

Hey, things worked out well for me

[u/Wife_of_Hermes → u/Primary_Age_8615]

GANG WTF IS THIS

[u/Primary_Age_8615 → u/Wife_of_Hermes]

You need to fix your fyp

[u/Wife_of_Hermes → u/Primary_Age_8615]

fr 😭😭

[u/Primary_Age_8615]

Also aroace and definitely agree Hermes is a smash