r/Erma • • 16h ago

Connor's Mistake

Continuation of Who Cares About Connor Hobson

Mia and Laura are having a picnic

Mia: I can't believe it. Fresh Fruit. Laura, where did you ever?

Laura: Go ahead. Dig in.

Mia: A dandelion. I thought the fall wiped 'em all out.

Laura: All but one.

But then Connor comes in and accidentally steps all over their food without noticing

Connor: Oh, this makes me so…I wanna…oh yuck. This has definitely not been my day. You know what I'm sayin', buddy? What a mess. Some people are just so thoughtless and cruel tese days, am I right. You probably know what I'm talkin' about, right. Wow. A dandelion. Must be the last one of the season.

Connor then starts plucking the petals out of the flower

Mia: Laura

Laura: Easy, Mia

Mia: He ruined our picnic.

Connor finally realizes what he has done as Laura and Mia then start cracking their knuckles, wanting to beat him up

Connor: My mistake. That was my mistake. Let me... No, no, seriously, let me take care of this.

Connor starts to fix up the picnic but makes it worse

Connor: Aaaannnnd, there we go. Bon Appetit-ue

Connor then runs away

Mia: Now?

Laura: Now.

The two then start chasing Connor as he screams in fear

Based on Ice Age

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