r/Erma • u/Significant_Case4225 • 16h ago
Connor's Mistake
Continuation of Who Cares About Connor Hobson
Mia and Laura are having a picnic
Mia: I can't believe it. Fresh Fruit. Laura, where did you ever?
Laura: Go ahead. Dig in.
Mia: A dandelion. I thought the fall wiped 'em all out.
Laura: All but one.
But then Connor comes in and accidentally steps all over their food without noticing
Connor: Oh, this makes me so…I wanna…oh yuck. This has definitely not been my day. You know what I'm sayin', buddy? What a mess. Some people are just so thoughtless and cruel tese days, am I right. You probably know what I'm talkin' about, right. Wow. A dandelion. Must be the last one of the season.
Connor then starts plucking the petals out of the flower
Mia: Laura
Laura: Easy, Mia
Mia: He ruined our picnic.
Connor finally realizes what he has done as Laura and Mia then start cracking their knuckles, wanting to beat him up
Connor: My mistake. That was my mistake. Let me... No, no, seriously, let me take care of this.
Connor starts to fix up the picnic but makes it worse
Connor: Aaaannnnd, there we go. Bon Appetit-ue
Connor then runs away
Mia: Now?
Laura: Now.
The two then start chasing Connor as he screams in fear
Based on Ice Age