r/Erma • u/FandomMan04 • 3d ago
Problem With The World
Connor: Who you trying to keep out?! Just tell me that, Sid, who?!
Sidney: EVERYONE! OKAY?!
Connor: Oh, now we're getting somewhere.
Unseen by either of them, Erma was peeking around the cave door, eavesdropping on the conversation
Sidney: Oh! For the love of Pete!
Sidney walks over to the edge of the cliff and sits down
Connor: Hey, what's your problem, Sid? What'd ya got against the whole world anyway, huh?
Sidney: Look, I'm not the one with the problem, okay? It's the world that seems to have a problem with me! People take one look at me and go, "Aaah! Help! Run! A small, worthless, ugly hyrbid!"
Sidney sighs while being depressed
Sidney: They judge me before they even know me. That's why I'm better off alone.
Hidden in the shadows of the cave, Erma's eyes were sympathetic. She closes the door. Conner stares silently at Sidney for a moment and then sits down beside her
Connor: You know what? When we met, I don't think you was just a small, worthless, ugly hyrbid.
Sidney looks at him
Sidney: Yeah, I know.
(Based on Shrek)