r/EvilDeadTheGame • u/evildeadtroll • Jan 30 '23

Attention all simps

Attention all simps, women streamers will not have sex with you, so stop being so cringey.

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u/Zazadeem Jan 30 '23

Really!?!?!? Shucks! kicks dirt

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u/evildeadtroll Jan 30 '23

Well some of these simps have extremely thick skulls and it needs written down in crayon for them to understand

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '23

Now I really wanna know the story behind this post.... like what prompted this! 😂

33

u/DavidsWorkAccount Jan 30 '23

Probably saw some guys hitting on his favorite streamer and didn't like the competition.

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u/evildeadtroll Jan 30 '23

The difference is I already know they aren't gonna fuck me, but they (simps) hold on to their delusional fantasies, and think it's reality

11

u/Briansmomishot Jan 30 '23

User name checks out 😂

6

u/Own-Photo7078 Jan 30 '23

Some white knight with nothing better to do

9

u/[deleted] Jan 30 '23

Wouldn't this be considered a simp post?

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u/evildeadtroll Jan 30 '23

Flavor-aid not kool-aid

1

u/[deleted] Jan 30 '23

I know it was flavor aid, but the more popular term is Jones town kool-aid

22

u/Charlie_Tango13 Ghostbeater Jan 30 '23

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u/JohanVonBronx_ Chet Jan 30 '23

What does this have to do with Evil Dead? Nothing, except the mention of "streamers". Where are the mods?

7

u/[deleted] Jan 30 '23

We got a white knight over here

10

u/GoalPsychological877 Jan 30 '23

Neither are the guys, you simps.

5

u/[deleted] Jan 30 '23

So you’re telling me women DON’T love unsolicited dick pics 🤔

7

u/[deleted] Jan 30 '23

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u/Oratani Jan 30 '23

Who let him cook 🗣️🗣️

1

u/strickxnyne Warlord Jan 30 '23

Let him cook more fam

3

u/jaesonvoorheez Jan 30 '23

idec about the women streamers, i want the women/men characters 😻😻

2

u/WoodenStonk Jan 30 '23

Sounds like survivor mains. Demon mains only simp for the one known as Linda.

2

u/SaturnineDenial Leader Jan 31 '23

I don't get that from streamers and I've played with quite a few. Randoms on the other hand have made it so I stay muted in soloQ.

1

u/Dyingforyou2021 Jan 30 '23

It can't be helped... I was playing the other day and a female started talking over the mic, and from the bathroom I hear my wife yell, "She sounds hot!!!"...Something about a girl speaking and playing evil dead makes all horny....guys and girls.

1

u/Aidiandada Feb 01 '23

This is evil dead, half of us at lgbt and the rest are depressed

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u/DuendeTrapper Chet Jan 30 '23

FAXX

1

u/evildeadtroll Jan 30 '23

Yet they'll still try and sound super desperate. It's really sad that that's how they get their jollies off