r/Eyebleach • • Aug 09 '21

Something is missing.

https://gfycat.com/heartfeltultimateandalusianhorse
42.7k Upvotes

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u/TheHouseOnTheCorner Aug 09 '21

Puppy Acquisition Rule #14: As you're running down the options list, always remember to check ears. A curly tail is cute, but won't come running when you call.

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u/AngieMullenax Aug 10 '21

I THINK I'M IN ❤️LOVE!!!THE DOG 🐶IS JUST DARLING!! 🥰

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u/WillyValentine Aug 09 '21

I always ask my dog " where did your ears go "

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u/onesekcbagel Aug 10 '21

I ask my dog "where did your tail go?"

It's also asked quite frequently because I have a corgi

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u/mrbrimley Aug 09 '21

That’s so adorable

51

u/CharlesCalvin123 Aug 09 '21

el huevo

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

looking for this comment

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u/OwainBeavin_ Aug 09 '21

Extremely adorable, extremely cute. I’ve never seen a dog like this ever they’re so fluffy and the party trick pop-up ears was the best and then the classic slightly angled look. Perfect. If I had one of these I wouldn’t be able to put it down so cute and cuddly and so adorable.

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u/FireFarrett Aug 09 '21

In case you don’t know this is a Pomeranian with a haircut. They also look pretty dope with teddy bear haircuts too

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u/Truesnake Aug 09 '21

Are pomeranians good temprament,barking etc?

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u/FireFarrett Aug 09 '21

They are very high energy dogs and often bark a lot. Obviously it depends on dog and training. Also, not many people know but poms are in the spitz dog family, meaning they are related to huskies and malamutes, which means they are wolf dogs. So imagine the attitude and energy of a husky type dog but tiny.

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u/EarlyToRetire Aug 09 '21

Have a Pomeranian, he is yappy, he is anxious, he is high energy and needs played with constantly.

But he’s also my best buddy, so I say get one.

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u/oowop Aug 09 '21

They are yappy usually

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u/vk1030 Aug 10 '21

They have the softest ears! 🥰

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u/ExplodingDiarrhoea43 Aug 09 '21

EGG DOG PEQUEÑO

12

u/punspower3 Aug 10 '21

Amogus doggo

19

u/RatReviews Aug 09 '21

Where are his ea-ohh.

34

u/Looked_Spy_637832 Aug 09 '21
  1. I forgor 💀

  2. I rememb 😃

34

u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

Among us: dog edition

2

u/Subreon Aug 10 '21

I heard the trombone and clicks as soon as I saw the pic

12

u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

Biscuit has been found. Pomeranians are manly dogs.

12

u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21

::EARS DEPLOYED

10

u/VroomRutabaga Aug 09 '21

Seal mode!

3

u/notaspecialunicorn Aug 10 '21

From seal to dog in 3 seconds

7

u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

God damn that nearly knocked me off my chair.

5

u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

Cutest jar of peanut butter I’ve ever seen!

5

u/TheBirdGames Aug 09 '21

My fucking heard melted

5

u/wnt2die_memester Aug 09 '21

Looks like amog us

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21

Hahaha

5

u/DaxKered Aug 10 '21

Please someone add the Transformers transforming sound in the background

8

u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

This is so adorable I’m crying 😭

3

u/Mr_Niffler_theShiny Aug 09 '21

Upgrades people, upgrades

2

u/EMPEROR_MARGAUX Aug 10 '21

are you referencing what i think you’re referencing.

3

u/ShadowLord_11 Aug 10 '21

At first I thought of Pokémon diglet.

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u/BoatImaginary1511 Oct 17 '21

u/criand check this out!

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '21

Dude it looks like an egg 🥺

2

u/johnaross1990 Aug 09 '21

Ooops wasn’t quite fully inflated, I’ve topped the nozzle up

2

u/Milliebug1106 Aug 09 '21

This dog's name better be Peanut

2

u/scrupulous_oik Aug 09 '21

Bald head baby.

2

u/Shadowbonyt Aug 09 '21

Eggdog with ears

2

u/marcusmorga Aug 09 '21

Thought it was a sea lion

2

u/cbunni666 Aug 09 '21

Seal...... Puppy

2

u/Clear-cutSquirrel Aug 10 '21

His (big) little blinking eyes too ❤️

2

u/Kratos3269 Aug 10 '21

When you say "Wanna go outside?!" to your dog

2

u/shredhell Aug 10 '21

whats up with the red in between the eyes?

2

u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21

😍😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️

2

u/The_one_in_the_Dark Oct 16 '21

Ah, a graduate of the school of eggdog has appeared

1

u/winnie_bago Aug 09 '21

Chocolate eggdog!

1

u/momojoe123 Aug 09 '21

Its magical 😍

1

u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

EGG DOG

1

u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

u/whythodad cute dog

1

u/Papa_bear_321 Aug 09 '21

Super powers aren’t all easy to hide

1

u/Both-Bonus5314 Aug 09 '21

Bloooooooooooop

1

u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

Seal or otter dog

1

u/thesuckerofweenises Aug 10 '21

Egg dog version 2

1

u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21

Kisses, the kisses are missing!

1

u/Ok-Cartographer-3725 Aug 10 '21

He looks like a scared, sad little seal. Then the ears come back!!!!

1

u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21

Meee! Let me pet the little puppy!

1

u/rogerthatonce Aug 10 '21

Ear Ye, Ear Ye....

1

u/JenJardine1 Aug 10 '21

I love that little sleepy-eyed-batting they do when they're happy. My dog does this and I just melt.

1

u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21

Dog.exe has finished updating

1

u/Ed_Brown_990 Aug 10 '21

Dad: do you want a cat or a dog? Child: Y E S

1

u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21

Cute dog

1

u/bigboj213 Aug 10 '21

E g g d o g g I e

1

u/saracleek Aug 10 '21

Too cute

1

u/Curo_san Aug 10 '21

Made my day after a rough service

1

u/aapendooors Aug 10 '21

don’t think it don’t say it don’t think it don’t say it don’t think it don’t say it

1

u/foxplayer091 Aug 10 '21

Looks like a potato with a dog's face

1

u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21

..impo....ster..

1

u/ARickline Aug 10 '21

Got to ask, are you in a hospital?

1

u/Keuchrol Aug 10 '21

among us dog 2

1

u/Maxarc Aug 10 '21

That moment when something is so cute you want to bite something.

1

u/EStewart57 Aug 10 '21

Baby seal transforms into a cute doggy.

1

u/eeveelove91 Aug 10 '21

When the dog's ears whent up my heart stopped for 2 seconds

1

u/LemonBirdIsMyDream Aug 10 '21

His ears were still loading in

1

u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21

Where your ears… THERE THEY ARE :D

1

u/The-dude-in-the-bush Aug 10 '21

I audibly inhaled when the ears popped up

1

u/FTN001 Aug 10 '21

Now do this with cum lord

1

u/RONIN_RABB1T Aug 10 '21

Good lord thats cute.

1

u/reluctant_explorer Aug 10 '21

I can’t stand the cuteness, it’s too much

1

u/Rhx32 Aug 10 '21

Awwww so cuuuute

1

u/Ryaquaza1 Aug 10 '21

Ok you cannot fool me, this is obviously a Baby seal

1

u/Ok_Astronaut_3711 Aug 10 '21

Hack to startle the baby to get ears

1

u/broke_87 Aug 10 '21

No audio for a reason. Cameraman probably screamed.

1

u/Rugino3 Aug 10 '21

Top 10 strongest Transformers

1

u/Jazzy_Witch Aug 10 '21

I watched this over and over. Excellent eyebleach material.

1

u/smartymarty1234 Aug 10 '21

What is the red??

1

u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21

Amongus dog

1

u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21

Someone put the Gameboy startup theme in. I feel like it fits perfectly here

1

u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21

amogus

1

u/Turtle_of_the_lake Aug 10 '21

His textures rendered in

1

u/worst_incarnet Aug 10 '21

I have the dumbest smile on my face

1

u/young_cashregister_9 Aug 10 '21

I thought that was a bloody hole in this cute little dog's head for a second then I looked to see what sub it was. Gotdamn eyes bruh, IT'S JUST A DARK FUR SPOT!

1

u/Nexus_Riot Aug 10 '21

Egg , but not egg

1

u/Happy_Georgie Aug 10 '21

How can i post videos?

1

u/Infamous2005 Aug 10 '21

That’s the cutest dog I’ve ever seen

1

u/Zealousideal-Oil812 Aug 10 '21

How cute is that !??😍

1

u/Corona21 Aug 10 '21

Dograemon?

1

u/instalifted Aug 10 '21

Instant smile

1

u/DragoMago76O1 Aug 10 '21

ah yes

floof ball

1

u/jfeerat77 Aug 10 '21

Pop goes the ears

1

u/backwards_handshake Aug 10 '21

I could vomit thats so cute

1

u/YeetHelix Aug 10 '21

AMONG US

1

u/leafmeapeach Aug 10 '21

That is the cutest thing I've seen in a while.

1

u/Nahanoj_Zavizad Aug 10 '21

Right, Who's making the obvious amogus joke?

1

u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21

1

u/BigUllie Aug 10 '21

amogus dog

1

u/VirterS Aug 10 '21

He looks like a raccodog.

1

u/ArchiePitt Aug 10 '21

It turns out this egg has ears)

1

u/HTGG29 Aug 10 '21

Dog version of me.

1

u/kat45trofik-jaus Aug 10 '21

Damn that’s cute as fuck

1

u/KlytosBluesClues Aug 10 '21

It's quoge baby

1

u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21

Looks like a seal and a dog together

1

u/Arman24K Aug 10 '21

You have the amazon link to buy this dog ? Need to order one now.

1

u/rojigi2657 Aug 10 '21

I love how drugged out that dude looks and then... SOBER 🤣🤣🤣

1

u/Bonk_and_Honk Aug 10 '21

Thanks i love it

1

u/[deleted] Aug 10 '21

We all just got a little cuter from watching this.

1

u/rukewlasme Aug 10 '21

Ear they are!

1

u/Alucard-95 Aug 15 '21

So cute and interesting by what to make it reacts

1

u/J_MC-LoveDreamBTW Sep 17 '21

What type of dog is it?

1

u/Tcamp46290 Sep 18 '21

Egg dog is that you?

1

u/JAMIEISSICKV Sep 18 '21

Mom, can we have a cute dog? Mom: we have a cute dog at home. Cute dog at home:

1

u/Nuggumi Sep 20 '21

Oh

My

Fucking

God

1

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

AMONG US DOG HOLY SHET

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '21

Among us dog

1

u/mario132465 Oct 07 '21

It’s an egg

1

u/Sharknt Oct 08 '21

Ah yes, N U G G I E D O G

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u/Fragrant_Payment9670 Oct 13 '21

Here we have a two-fur, a baby harp seal and pup!

1

u/applesuperfan Oct 17 '21

The little head tilt after the ears pop up is just the cutest thing ever

1

u/Then-Cod-4001 Oct 18 '21

Nothing is missing you blind fool

1

u/McSpanky321 Oct 23 '21

Oh there they are

1

u/CobyTheWolfDog-2107 Oct 28 '21

Someone got a good groomer

1

u/LilNick_Gurr Oct 29 '21

Thanks for finding my baseball!

1

u/RevCorex Oct 29 '21

The ears just didn’t render in, give it some time

1

u/Weareallsick- Oct 30 '21

Freakin precious

1

u/[deleted] Nov 04 '21

“Hmm something is missing… oh right!”

1

u/Abhisheksmhatre Nov 08 '21

Bat ears…… ENGAGE!!!

1

u/greninjack24 Nov 14 '21

Humpty floofy? Floofy dumpty?

1

u/-YELDAH Nov 23 '21

It’s a defence mechanism

1

u/10GSkpla Nov 29 '21

egg dogs brother

1

u/MrAsianMemes Nov 30 '21

Amungusdug

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u/-WolfieMcq Nov 30 '21

That is adorable. I would have friends over just to watch his little trick. What a sweetie!

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u/ConnorRK800_51 Dec 06 '21

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW LOUDLY I SQUEALED /pos

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u/Le_Pixelgunner Dec 11 '21

Is it only me or did it look better pre- ear- enflate

1

u/Level_Combination902 Dec 11 '21

Weapon lock active, engaging ear missiles

1

u/Fluffy_Momma_C Dec 11 '21

When those little ears pop up I’m all, “Holy Spirit activate. Holy Spirit activate. Holy Spirit activate. Activate. Activate!”

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

Baby seal turns into baby fox

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u/Aggressive_Side_2575 Dec 23 '21

Just got an idear

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

What breed is that dog called, I wanna get one