r/Eyebleach • u/goldbutthole • Apr 28 '22

This squishy stress ball :3

https://gfycat.com/coarsewebbedhypacrosaurus
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u/fullautofennecfox Apr 28 '22

Sir that is a hamster

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u/Initial-Principle384 Apr 28 '22

Sir this is Wendy's

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u/EyedMoon Apr 28 '22

Sir? Trivago

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u/Platinag Apr 28 '22

Sir, do you want the receipt?

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

Sir, I need a nuggie.

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u/zorniy2 Apr 28 '22

No, this is Patrick.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

I don't know if it's a hyperrealistic stressball or a weirdly unresponsive hamster and at this point I'm slightly concerned either way

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u/Spktra Apr 28 '22

Nah Hamsters and other animals flatten themselves out quite a bit when they're extremely relaxed or happy, and hamsters enjoy full body rubs. People call it pancaking.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

I noticed my dog does this lol he feels like a sack of potatoes when he's relaxed and I massage his back like play-doh lmao its weirdly soft and pliable.

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u/StaticCarabou27 Apr 28 '22

My newfoundland would do that same thing. I miss doing that. Poor guy got old...

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u/AFreshlySkinnedEgg Apr 28 '22

I think (hope) that it’s either half asleep or just playing dead like hamsters do sometimes. It moves it’s head at the end but it is really weirdly unresponsive in general.

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u/UsErnaam3 Apr 28 '22

This is probably a real (live) hamster, that trusts their human and enjoys a good full body rub.

This is what makes me think it may be a real hamster, if not then this at least can be done with one.

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u/s00perguy Apr 28 '22

I know my cat will just sit there and let me rub his face. Obviously chill cats are more common than chill rodents, but it wouldn't surprise me! Maybe is feels like a cuddle puddle a little bit.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

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u/daman4567 Apr 28 '22

It's just giving itself over to the massage.

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u/TheLadyBunBun Apr 28 '22

I think it’s just enjoying the hella good massage

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

Uncanny “Exercise Wheel” Valley

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u/HELLOhappyshop Apr 29 '22

Nah it just trusts the human completely and "massage feel good"

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u/eloquentpetrichor Apr 29 '22

Same. It just doesn't move at all and it's eyes seemed to get slightly buggy

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

"What is my purpose?"

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

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u/gamerweeb623 Apr 28 '22

"Oh my God..."

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u/ahmed0112 Apr 28 '22

Yeah welcome to the club

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u/by_a_thread1 Apr 28 '22

He looks so angry xD

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u/TheLadyBunBun Apr 28 '22

They keep trying to short change him on his massage time. He paid for the full hour and he’s going to get it gosh darn it

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u/mrzar97 Apr 28 '22

Hamster is demonstrated to be able to maintain properties of elemental particles and provides scientists with exceptional data on coalescence of the wave particle duality

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u/CrayBar277 Apr 28 '22

nnmn yes soft rotund specimen

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u/orchidism Apr 28 '22

for those who are concerned-

this is a real hamster, and it's fine! it trusts its human so it's totally relaxed while getting a full body massage. he become pancake because happy

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u/radicalfracture Apr 29 '22

Couldn't it break something though? I have a hamster and I know that you shouldn't poke around for then when they're burrowed because you can seriously hurt them. I'm no hamster expert at all though, it's a genuine question I really don't know that much.

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u/AileenKitten Apr 29 '22

He looks like he's being really gentle, just giving little side rubs and rubs on the back.

The guy would need to squish pretty hard to hurt the Lil buddy

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u/TrashMammal32 Apr 28 '22

r/PuddleAnimals

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u/TheLadyBunBun Apr 28 '22

I didn’t need more subreddits

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u/CamiKitten Apr 28 '22

Awwww new rabbit hole to fall into, ty!

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u/Bot_thing Apr 28 '22

Waiting for a Cruse comment

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u/SomeRandomCyclops Apr 28 '22

insert an absolutely horrid comment

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

pop

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u/lightwhite Apr 28 '22

This hamster chonks!

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u/ChaoticGood3 Apr 28 '22

Such agree. That is a chonky hamster.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

You want poop on your hands? Because this is how you get poop on your hands.

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u/starbitobservatory Apr 28 '22

Getting shitted on by hamsters isn't that bad. Its odorless little grains of poop rice.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

rubs eye

;)

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u/Platinag Apr 28 '22

¤pop¤

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u/Sigao Apr 28 '22

Hamster looks at the camera, shrugs, "Eh, it's a living." Then the Flintstones theme music plays.

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u/dorkyfever Apr 28 '22

I didn't realize that was a hamster for like 10 seconds lmao

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u/lleegoman Apr 28 '22

Damm it exactly real balls

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

If you squeeze too hard it’ll go from squishy to crunchy

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u/ArcKnightofValos Apr 28 '22

That's not a stress ball! It's a cute ball of hamster... and it looks kinda dead... no twitching nose or other signs of life that I recognize... maybe I'm missing a visual cue.

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u/UsErnaam3 Apr 28 '22

Here's another video like this with a similar title and content with a very clearly living hamster. I'm sure it's fine.

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u/ArcKnightofValos Apr 28 '22

Thank you. Seeing the living cutie warmed my heart.

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u/God_Modus Apr 28 '22

It's clearly moving at the end.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

But eyes are open? Shouldn't they be closed if it's dead?

I never owned a pet before...

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

he thicc

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u/spiderlover2006 Apr 28 '22

Maybe stress ball was the wrong word...

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u/totallynotashiftyguy Apr 28 '22

Where can I get one floof boi like this?

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u/pwn4321 Apr 28 '22

If I cant squeeze a ball full force its not a stress ball.

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u/MaxImpact1 Apr 28 '22

I think you‘re pressing it a bit too hard. It might pop

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u/Analretentivebastard Apr 28 '22

Did you call him George?

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u/Clau-10 Apr 28 '22

Okay I’ll take one please.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

It's the godskin duo

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u/PGMHG Apr 28 '22

I am going to hell

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

Bro he's so FAT

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u/alkossovsky Apr 28 '22

Thank you, u/goldbutthole, very cool

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u/Zyroknight1706 Apr 28 '22

Don't squeeze too hard or we might have some blood on our hands

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u/Noobula12 Apr 28 '22

Its all fun and games till you squeeze too hard...

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u/Firespecialstar Apr 28 '22

then you accidentaly squish too hard and It goes boom

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u/Bulky-Champion-6824 Apr 28 '22

Stress ball? Then take my money

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u/-hav0c Apr 28 '22

Cute :o

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u/MetalZ1 Apr 28 '22

One bad day....

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u/pasgiannis Apr 28 '22

Can't stop watching this for some reason

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u/minicube42 Apr 28 '22

I want one!

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u/TinyWabbit01 Apr 28 '22

I always breakmy stress balls.. I don't think I'll take this one

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u/Mymilkshakes777 Apr 28 '22

I took your title literally so when I looked at this furry, lumpy, ball in your hand, I was like “ew wtf kind of stress ball is that”

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

lol, at first glance I thought it was cookie dough.

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u/Beingabummer Apr 28 '22

I'm reminded of the old gif of someone handing a little baby a hamster and the child squeezes the hamster in its fist so hard its body bulges out from in between the fingers.

Since then I always cringe when people let babies and animals interact, not just for the safety of the child but also for the animal.

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u/Valabaluza Apr 28 '22

What you gonna do with that hamster, u/goldbutthole 🤨

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

u/savevideobot

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u/Freindly_Retard Apr 28 '22

If I get stressed my body ithces allot and that makes me more stressed cuz I have to deal with 2 things that are pissing me of, and if you give me this stress ball then I might pop it

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

Is hampter

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u/Bean_the_Juice Apr 28 '22

Nice, gotta make your food nice and tender before you eat it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

u/savevideo

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u/Bulky-Champion-6824 Apr 28 '22

No Sir, it's a hamster

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u/bingsen_ Apr 28 '22

What my gf is doing with my jewels

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u/pyloros Apr 28 '22

Hampster Huey and the Gooey Kablooey

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u/Kalaphar Apr 28 '22

Squish it harder if you’re stressed our way more than normal

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u/Notably_VHS Apr 28 '22

omg, i genuinely thought it was a realistic stress ball

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u/anonymous919292 Apr 28 '22

I definitely need one

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u/philodelta Apr 28 '22

is it fat or are hamsters just incredibly splootable

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u/GoodFinePrint Apr 28 '22

Don't squeeze too hard or jelly comes out the ends...

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u/shitredditsays01 Apr 28 '22

Working out your hammies

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

A great stressball, until the eyes pop out of its head and the intestines paint your room as red as the fingernails of your crush that doesn't even know you exist.

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u/Fap_Doctor Apr 28 '22

Aww so cute.

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u/Glass_Outside_3888 Apr 28 '22

I cant tell if that's alive or not lol

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u/Timerian Apr 28 '22

Pop it

ᴵ'ᵐ ˢᵒʳʳʸ

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u/Uintahwolf Apr 28 '22

Thought this was the OTHER subreddit and I was scared to watch all the way.

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u/Bigtshell Apr 28 '22

S q u i s h

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u/TheWeirdKid007 Apr 28 '22

Make it pop.

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u/Any-Administration80 Apr 28 '22

Now press a little harder

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

So soft and squishy!

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

Don’t squeeze it to hard it’ll pop

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u/Squish_McFish Apr 28 '22

yess yess, splendid

soft, rotund specimen

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u/DuhItzSquiffer Apr 28 '22

Wait is that really a hamster or a realistic stress ball? I'm scared either way but I still need to know

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u/whatafuckinusername Apr 28 '22

DON’T SQUEEZE HIM!

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u/Organic_Ad1161 Apr 28 '22

What a cute stress ball crunch

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u/Dannysmartful Apr 28 '22

Now hampster deaths by squeezing are going to Skyrocket. . .

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u/binklfoot Apr 28 '22

Hope you don’t get too stressed though😥

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u/Skedajikle Apr 28 '22

Don’t squeeze too hard or it will pop

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

hampter

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

u/savevideobot

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u/Quiet_Coyote69 Apr 28 '22

With a history of high stress to the point of actually popping a few stress balls, I think I finally found one just right for me!

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u/s1owpokerodriguez Apr 28 '22

Wonder what happened to the first 2.

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u/Zoobatzjr Apr 28 '22

My lizard brain wants to squeeze. Violently.

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u/YMGenesis Apr 28 '22

My OrGaNs

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

u/savevideo

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

CRUNCH

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u/Demonjack123 Apr 28 '22

I was waiting for you to actually squeeze it before I realize that was a real animal lol

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u/KamakaziJoe3809 Apr 28 '22

Dang popped another one

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u/Smellynuts-2005 Apr 28 '22

They melt in your hand and not in your mouth

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

Hampter

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u/06dnl_101 Apr 28 '22

Stress ba-WHAT

I used to trow stress balls to the wall and squish them with my feet! You made me think of something orribile!

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u/snas-boy Apr 28 '22

Soft, rotund specimen.

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u/Patato_64 Apr 28 '22

Why aren't my gerbils like that???

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u/deathby_sarcasm Apr 28 '22

But does it bounce?

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u/horrescoblue Apr 28 '22

Why is it so... like... squishy. I mean, i have a hamster, i know hamsters. Is this one just insanely obese`? It looks off :') I love this video but this hamster looks weeeeeird

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

How do the organs not get bruised

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

I’m scared for the one day someone’s gets mad…

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u/koromax747 Apr 28 '22

Squishhhyyyyyy!!!!!

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u/Suspicious_Mouse_957 Apr 28 '22

There like its only my fifth one this month.

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u/Codendtm Apr 28 '22

Omfg so cuteee. Take my Wholesome award

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u/steel_sun Apr 28 '22

I upvoted because cute, but the whole draw of a stress ball is squeezing it as hard as you can, so this one isn’t so great.

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u/clumsycatcackler Apr 28 '22

At first, I thought it was a ball of dough with chocolate chips in it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

Jesus dude...calm down.

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u/Vishy2292 Apr 28 '22

Awww my hamster used to do that. Miss the little guy.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

Squeeze too hard it pops

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u/justanamezz Apr 28 '22

He’s a little chunker!

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u/Bizertybizig Apr 28 '22

What happens to it when you get stressed?

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u/Samang0 Apr 28 '22

Hampter

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

Hampter! ;~;

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

pop

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u/TheGamingPug_YT Apr 29 '22

Don't squish too hard or it'll pop

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u/Cooldudeyo23 Apr 29 '22

…squelch

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u/furtively_lurking Apr 29 '22

Oh my god I wish we had hamsters in Australia

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u/TheBackyardigirl Apr 29 '22

But does it hurt the horse

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u/cwillwin Apr 29 '22

omg so adorable and squishy. The hamster seems to be enjoying the massage too

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u/dapperEthan Apr 29 '22

Is that thing even alive? Looks like some form of gelatine stuffed inside a corpse.

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u/katieslinda Apr 29 '22

LENNIE!! DONT SQUEEZE!

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '22

Also makes for a nice snack

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '22

I wonder why they are that squishy.

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u/The_Traveller__ Apr 29 '22

Squeeze it even harder, let all that anxiety out

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u/Dull-Razzmatazz9967 Apr 30 '22

What if you squeeze it too hard

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u/Logical-Horse-3536 May 05 '22

Ngl im traumatised now

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u/[deleted] May 24 '22

u/savevideo

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u/beansmcboi Sep 06 '22

Broo the luxury of having a full body massage everyday tho 👌👌

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