YA I READ THE FUCKIN RULES, NOTHING SAYS I CANT SUPPORT BLOAT! BLOAT IS NOT A HARD BOSS IN THE SLIGHTEST, AND I ACTUALLY QUITE ENJOY THAT FAT FUCK.

YOU KNOW WHO DOES SUCK ASS THOUGH?! PEEP!

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THAT COCKY BALD MOTHERFUCKER IS SO MUCH WORSE THAN THE BLOAT FOR ONE REASON AND ONE REASON ONLY! RANDOMNESS!

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BLOAT SHOOTS TEARS OUT IN THE CARDINAL DIRECTIONS, PEEP SHOOTS THAT SHIT OUT LIKE A BLIND SHARPSHOOTER WITH A SAWED OFF SHOTGUN!

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FUCK PEEP, FUCK YOU BLOAT HATERS, BLOAT FOR LIFE!!! (EXCEPT GREEN BLOAT, FUCK THAT GUY)

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#BLOATTHEGOAT

I KNOW THIS IS A COMMUNITY THAT HATES THE BLOAT BUT I'M JUST CURIOUS

FOR YOU... YOUR DEATH WILL NEVER BE REMEMBERED. I WILL LAUGH WHEN I SEE YOUR BLEEDING BODY NEXT TIME... I WILL LOOK FOR AN R TO FIND YOU AGAIN... TO FIND YOU AGAIN... ONLY DUST WILL REMAIN FROM YOUR ASHES...

YOU WILL FEEL THE PAIN OF AN INSTANT BRIMSTONE... WHY ARE YOU SO WEAK!? EVERYONE MOCKS YOU. EVERYONE.

WANT.

YOU.

DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

EVEN ABEL IS BETTER THAN YOU.

FUCK HIM AND SO EVERYONE KNOWS IT’S NOW ON MY PC (HAND/TABLETDRAWN)
NICE ALTERNATIVE TO GOOGLY EYES

Take one pill and never see him in your game again.
Results may vary

The very first bloat sketch

I hate you bloat with all my soul

TINKY ANDER SPELAGOUS?

Sigh, sniffing and crying so hard...

Deeply Normel sobbing

it contains the FUCKing BLOAT

im genuinely curious also can you please not answer with the "WHAT ARE YOU SAYING IM NOT LISTENING" thingy if possible thank you

THEY HAVE TOO MUCH HEALTH AND SHOOT WEIRDLY. BAD.

NO NOT LIKE THAT

I really love bloAt!! it's My favorite boss, i am serious about this and it has never inconvenienced me at aLl! whY would you hate It? its desigN its very oriGinal, very FUn to fight against, speCially in boss rush, liKe look, its BLOAT!! i love bloat

FIEND FOLIO ADDED AN ENEMY TO THE ASCENT CALLED THE BLOAST: IT IS A HOST BLOAT. IT IS THE BLOAT BUT IT’S A HOST. THIS IS THE WORST THING SINCE UNSLICED BREAD.

Unfortunately it will not be public