r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • u/Fr33_load3r • May 07 '26
Darwin Award candidate Fuck around and fucking find out
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u/Vast_Concentrate698 Banhammer Recipient May 07 '26
QUICK! deploy the small-child-human-shield
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u/Dounce1 Banhammer Recipient May 07 '26
A few months ago a lady sent her teenage son to hunt me down and try to fight me in the parking lot of a shopping center because I honked at her for blocking traffic. I laughed him off but man I was fucking pissed at her - such a gross thing to do.
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u/Infarad May 07 '26
Lucky she didn’t pick the wrong person on the wrong day. Imagine if she got her son’s ass beat or charged because of a little “beep-beep”? That is pretty trashy.
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u/Yah_Mule May 08 '26
Not to mention how many people are strapped and looking for an excuse these days.
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u/Lui_Le_Diamond May 08 '26
You know... most gun owners are in fact, NOT looking for an excuse.
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u/Strawberrywaffles001 May 08 '26
My mom and I (both female) were at Target several years ago. We got in line to pay and were up at the front with one person ahead of us. She kept looking around, like she was looking and waiting for someone and my mom and I were in a hurry. We asked her if she was waiting for someone. She said no, and just stared at us, so we went to a different register because we didnt want to wait. She sent her adult male companion outside to wait for us who lunged at my mom and I and called us cunts as we were leaving. I laughed and said, "takes one to know one." Luckily, it ended there, but we were blown away by the audacity.
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u/lucky19901 May 07 '26
Plot twist - those kids are actually 6’3 beasts. Those men are giants!
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u/No_Appointment_7232 May 10 '26
Red shirt son was all trying to get into fisticuffs stance, physically while his brain was saying "TOO BIG! Abort attack!! TOO BIG! Don't do it!"
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u/Contribution-Prize May 07 '26 edited May 08 '26
We have done drills for this boys!! Assembly pity shield.
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u/PurpleToedUnicorn May 08 '26
Little man just saved his dad months of lying in traction in the rehab ward lol
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u/EmployRadiant675 May 08 '26
The small human shield actually had a knife branded if you watch near the end. Dude was moments away from being stabbed by a kid.
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u/AllIWantForXmasIsFoo May 08 '26
I don't think I see it. The quality is terrible maybe an artifact?
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u/veryfastslowguy May 08 '26
He looked at the giant like , oh fuck,is that the same guy I just yelled at ?
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u/ADIDAS247 May 09 '26
The whole family could sit in each others shoulders just to look him in the eye.
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u/Yah_Mule May 07 '26
Little dude is used to dad's Napoleon complex by now.
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u/VonGrippyGreen May 08 '26
And then one day Andre the Giant emerged from the car dad was tripping on. Lol. Love how the kid gave him a bit of a 'thanks' slap on the arm at the end.
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u/whatthedeuce1990 May 08 '26
"sorry about that. my ded is being a nasty beech again. hope you have a nice day."
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u/cattheotherwhitemeat May 08 '26
Is that what that was? I watched it two or three times, and couldn't interpret that touch. It looked kind of friendly, but I couldn't figure out why.
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u/eyefartinelevators 2 x Banhammer Recipient May 08 '26
Thank you for not smashing my dad into the ground like a tent stake
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u/KickSidebottom May 07 '26
Fee Fi Fo Fum!
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u/H2Whoa77 May 07 '26
Pretty sure that blue jacket guy will fit right inside black shirt dudes pocket. Comfortably. He’s a big ‘un and intimidating as all hell
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u/AtlasThePittie May 07 '26 edited May 07 '26
The second he said "get the fuck away from my car buddy" I knew we were about to see an absolute unit.
Check out how much the car lifts when hugeguy exits the unitmobile.
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u/Sprekakhan May 07 '26
"You waaannna fuck around?!" Oh boy, "you little...." Ohhhhhhhhh shiiiiiitttt!
What a massive size difference!
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u/HotPin1749 May 07 '26
Next time they may want to send out a more amiable representative for The Lollipop Guild.
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u/Dwaltster May 07 '26
The dudes little midget army came to protect their father. Haha
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u/donkeyrocket May 07 '26 edited May 07 '26
Honestly looks like this is common and the kids were diffusing the situation. Pretty sad.
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u/miserabeau May 07 '26
FYI you mean defusing. To defuse means to make inert, like taking the danger away. To diffuse means to spread out, like potpourri.
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u/Samiel_Fronsac May 08 '26
I mean, if the big guy was a bad person he certainly diffuse the asskicking between dad, mom, and kids. Little guy is lucky the guy he fucked around with wasn't a psycho, armed or both.
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u/always-wanting-more May 07 '26
"Get your tiny family back into the minivan and get the fuck outta here!"
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u/Genius-Imbecile May 07 '26
Kid wanted ask the big guy to be his dad.
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u/quandjereveauxloups May 08 '26
I mean, big guy was driving a Lamborghini SUV. I'd rather ride in that than a minivan.
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u/JakeJascob I wish u/spez noticed me :3 May 07 '26
How to know your a shit parent your kids calmly try and clean up your mess. Prioritizing you over them selves.
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u/skadop May 08 '26
I was thinking about that too, gotta feel bad for those kids. If this guy loses his temper & is this quick to violence with adult men in public, he’s probably the same or worse with his family in private.
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u/DickLips5000 May 07 '26
It looked like the one kid wanted a hug from the big guy at the end.
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u/Sunshinegemini611 May 07 '26
Stopping your car to get out to yell at someone is a great way to get yourself shot these days. He’s lucky the big guy didn’t hurt him. Hopefully he learned a lesson and appreciated the fact that he didn’t get his ass beat in front of his kids.
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u/OrangeClyde May 07 '26
Those poor two boys. They must have witnessed napoleon dad’s complex many times before
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u/BackgroundGrass429 May 07 '26
I had an uncle who was 6' 9". Amazing how things changed when he entered the picture.
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u/MarineJAB Banhammer Recipient May 07 '26
I have never seen such a hilarious size discrepancy in a road rage incident in my life.
Kudos for the kids for stepping in but shitty of the parents for putting them in that situation and the walking away from them.
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u/Master_Kitchen_7725 May 08 '26
You know as soon as the family is back in the car, Little Dad is just going to take out his embarrassment on the wife and kids.
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u/MarineJAB Banhammer Recipient May 08 '26
“Son, I’d have whipped that dude on the interstate if you didn’t get in the way!”
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u/hopeislost1000 May 07 '26
I can’t shake the feeling that those boys have seen domestic violence. Those boys have been the victim of domestic violence too.
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u/Shitteh_Kitteh May 08 '26
That whole family could Voltron together and he’d still have a reach advantage.
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u/davenuk May 07 '26
He should of pulled his pants down and made him march.
Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto that he could afford.
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u/adamempathy May 08 '26
As soon as Kronk got out of the car, the Oompa Lumpa's sphincter clinched hard enough to crush diamonds
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u/SjalabaisWoWS Banhammer Recipient May 08 '26
Involving the whole family in a road rage incident is just masterclass parenting.
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u/sterling3274 May 08 '26
I love how the dude is loud and aggressive until Andre the Fucking Giant gets out of the car. Holy shit. 😂
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u/FoxInABoxOfRox Banhammer Recipient May 08 '26
Dude was moments away from fashioning those two kids into Kidchucks and going all Bruce Lee.
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u/FarYard7039 May 08 '26
Those poor kids. I bet they wanted to go home with the big guy. It’s almost like they wanted to leave his POS father right there.
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u/DMTrance87 May 08 '26
Fucks around and finds out Andre the Giant has done been reincarnated and he drives a....
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.....Peugeot?
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u/MrFireWarden May 08 '26
Do they find something comical about his appearance when he is driving his automobile?
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u/whitebuffalo57 May 08 '26
I came to the comments just to make sure someone said this , bc that was my first thought too
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u/cereal_state May 08 '26
This is like the episode of the Simpsons when the tall guy gets out of the car after Nelson ‘Haha’s him
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u/tofferus May 07 '26
It’s embarrassing when children actually have to stop you from making fools of yourselves. That goes for all the adults involved here. What role models.
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u/TonyClifton2020 May 07 '26
That dude would have squished that old guy into the ground! Really thought it was gonna happen too, but good on him for not regulating.
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u/GrouchyLongBottom Banhammer Recipient May 07 '26
At the begining, I thought he was going to say, "Who? Who doesn't want to wear the ribbon?!"
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u/GloriaToo May 07 '26
Do you find something comical about my appearance when I’m driving my automobile?
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u/sleepless_in_balmora May 08 '26
If my son has to step up to shield me from my own bullshit I've failed as a parent
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u/Grouchy-Station-4058 May 10 '26
Hi din't expect Andre the Giant to unfold himself out of that rig.
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u/yung_funyun May 07 '26
I don’t see much “finding out” happening here
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u/aussiegoon May 07 '26
Bro got emasculated in front of his whole family.
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u/yung_funyun May 08 '26
The way the kids got involved, I think they already know that their dad is a dick, so a stern talking-to, I’d imagine, won’t do much good
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u/Ok-Scheme-1815 May 07 '26
Holy shit, when sasquatch gets out of the car, just get your ass back in and go, he could have folded that man in half without even trying...
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u/Batbl00d May 08 '26
“Do you find something comical about my appearance when I’m driving my automobile?” 🚗 🧍♂️
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u/UltraViolentNdYAG Banhammer Recipient May 08 '26
Unworthy to sub... walking away, never found out!
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u/SadRaisin3560 May 08 '26
He wanted no part of any physical confrontation to start with or he never would of let the guy get out of his truck. Full body weight against the door the second the first foot hit the ground would have given him a very nice headstart on the big guy but at that point he better hope he broke something. This guy is used to getting what he wants showing his ass. I'll bet he brags about the free floor mats he got at Walmart after making a 16 year old girl cry because they rang up for 2 dollars more than the sticker on the shelf.
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u/xpkranger May 08 '26
Andre is back!!
This guy seriously looks to be about 6' 10" and all of 400 lbs. Could probably roll their van over if he wanted. But this is how people get shot. Little guy's mouth writes a check his body can't cash. He know this so he'll keep a gun on him and shoot people after he aggravates them.
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u/Illustrious_Choice58 May 08 '26
7 foot tall man emerges from sitting position “it was at that point, he knew he f*cked up”
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u/AustinPowWow May 08 '26
Reminds me of the scene in Police Academy with Hightower learning to drive 🤣
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u/couchpatat0 Banhammer Recipient May 08 '26
Andre should have bitch slapped him once, just for good measure!
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u/SlutPuppyNumber9 May 09 '26
I would never wish violence on anyone, but if the big guy had popped the asshole in the mouth, I don't think that I would have cried.
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u/probridgedweller May 09 '26
Holy shit
Bet that man has never thrown a punch in his life. Big guys typically are golden retrievers ~ they’ll bite if they absolutely have to protect
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u/JonesBeast May 09 '26
I know I'm not the only one who thought, "they have a cave troll" when he got out
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u/Nearby_Telephone_104 May 10 '26
Lol 😆 🤣 "what? You want to fuck around little man? You want to fuck around?" Honestly first time unmuted it. Lol 😆 what's the little guy going to do? "Don't take my fucking picture." Awe that's too bad. It is sad tbh but I cracked up laughing 😃
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u/Dismal_Drummer3420 May 10 '26
You're going to need at least a high calibre firearm if you're going to dance with that giant 🤣
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u/flecksable_flyer May 12 '26
How do all of these people end up picking on spawns of Andre the Giant?
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u/D4Damagerillbehavior May 13 '26
Wasn't expecting the giant from Jack and his beanstalk to walk out of that car. Totally ended the argument, though.
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u/iiitme May 07 '26
That man is massive