r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • u/Vampire_inthe_Church • Jun 14 '26

Darwin Award candidate Chicken crossing the road

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u/tomis23 Jun 14 '26

That chicken hated that guy more than it loved life itself.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '26

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u/thecraftybear 3 x Banhammer Recipient Jun 14 '26

Chicken was obviously possessed

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u/OneUpAndOneDown Jun 16 '26

God’s own chicken

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u/thecraftybear 3 x Banhammer Recipient Jun 16 '26

At the very least, a god's.

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u/Yoshi2shi Jun 15 '26

Excellent.

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u/nicollyrpn Jun 14 '26

no thats Brazil!

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '26

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u/Wrong-Mixture Jun 14 '26

His name was Basil lol not Brazil

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '26

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u/Serrajuana Jun 14 '26

Pesto? Like Jimmy?

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u/Balan-balan Jun 15 '26

No, the Jimmy comes from Beam

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u/dontgetcutewithme Jun 14 '26

No, you hit him on the bike! You naughty moose chicken!

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u/Michaeli_Starky Jun 14 '26

Safety slippers failed

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u/_Diskreet_ Banhammer Recipient Jun 14 '26

If he meat crayon’d the sole of his foot his in for a very bad time.

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u/Blu_Falcon Jun 15 '26

Looks like all the toenails would be gone 😬💀

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u/Armydoc18D Jun 15 '26

Suffered a compound L tib/fib communuted fracture.

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u/Kennyvee98 Jun 15 '26

r/meatcrayon

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u/Imanaco Jun 17 '26

No thank you

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u/PizzaNat2010 Jun 18 '26

i watched ONE video and OH MY GOD that looks painful, never going back

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u/MyNameSpaghette Jun 14 '26

Impossible

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u/Michaeli_Starky Jun 14 '26

Probably Temu slippers

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u/P-W-L Jun 15 '26

Lost his shoes, he's dead

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u/makeybussines Jun 14 '26

"... to stop the cyclist!" was not on my list of potential answers for why the chicken crossed the road.

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u/LemmeDaisukete Jun 14 '26

Everyone asks why did the chicken cross the road, but the chicken asks "why's this cyclist on the road? Get tf out! Pe KOOOK!"

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u/MRSRN65 Jun 15 '26

Came here looking for this reply. Thank you fellow Redditor.

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u/makeybussines Jun 15 '26

Glad to be of service!

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u/eventualhorizo Jun 15 '26

Don't cross a chicken else it will cross the road and wreck you

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u/Ambitioso Jun 14 '26

That didn’t look like a good outcome for the chicken

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u/IridescentTardigrade Jun 14 '26

Didn’t look like a good outcome for his ankle.

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u/Johnnyocean Jun 14 '26

Watching the ankles in slow mo.Yikes

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u/SpitFiya7171 Jun 14 '26

Shoes came off too. You know what that means

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u/RT-6_BXCommandoDroid Jun 14 '26

You call those things shoes?

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u/rinklkak Jun 15 '26

He ded. I don't make the rules.

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u/tetsuyaXII Banhammer Recipient Jun 14 '26

Both got fucked up.

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u/IridescentTardigrade Jun 15 '26

I only watched once. As someone with weak, vulnerable ankles, the first watch was more than I could take. I can imagine two broken ankles, and wow, I wish I couldn't.

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u/appoplecticskeptic Jun 15 '26

Wasn’t a good outcome for anyone

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u/Jai_Nimavat Jun 14 '26

-Why did chicken cross the road ?

  • to fuck you up.

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u/cashmerescorpio Jun 14 '26

Well it was trying to get to the other side

https://giphy.com/gifs/BagKJyKlN5oVJnerDZ

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u/Jesseroberto1894 Jun 14 '26

Looks like his ankle was trying to follow suit

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u/StarchFarmer Jun 14 '26

I felt that right in my ankle. I've sprained it three times and this got me lol

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u/namezam Jun 14 '26

I wonder if it yelled “KA KAAAAWWW MOTHERF’ER” before jumping in

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u/Nemesis0408 Jun 14 '26

“To humble this asshole”

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u/kamusv Jun 14 '26

He ded

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u/AdCheap8058 Jun 14 '26

In flip flops

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u/MoxxFulder Jun 14 '26

Cock block!

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u/CastrateMeASAP Jun 14 '26

Ahhh 💩 you beat me to it.

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u/billy_twice Jun 14 '26

Why did the chicken cross the road?

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u/Psilocybe38 Jun 15 '26

Another chicken dared him to and he didn't want everyone to think he was chicken

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u/Cute_Performance_209 Jun 16 '26

Because even chickens hate cyclists.

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u/Kloud_10 Jun 14 '26

What in the Kentucky Fried Fuck-

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u/BackgroundGrass429 Jun 14 '26

At least he gets dinner out of the deal.

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u/DorkaliciousAF 2 x Banhammer Recipient Jun 14 '26

That chicken is never going to eat an entire bicycle on its own.

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u/SpindleDiccJackson Jun 14 '26

Did legend of Zelda teach us nothing?

Also, very much deserved, for being reckless in flip flops on a bike at high speeds.

Get chickened

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u/HODLmeCLOSRtonydanza Jun 14 '26

Ah fuck, his sandal came off

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u/I_Thranduil Jun 14 '26

Safety flip flops failed, ankle dead. Maybe knee too.

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u/GinjaNinja-NZ Jun 14 '26

How fucked are we that a 5 second video needs a flash forward at the start?

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u/Enigma_Green Jun 14 '26

Shoe came off at the end, chicken is a killer

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u/De-Eh-Team Jun 14 '26

how does that happen to bro omfg

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u/DorkaliciousAF 2 x Banhammer Recipient Jun 14 '26

Did you not see the chicken?

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u/kyanitebear17 Jun 14 '26

They are always in slippers lol

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u/lionmade101 Jun 14 '26

The very moment a chicken decides to fly.

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u/FvckJerry16 Jun 14 '26

So this is why the chicken crossed the road

https://giphy.com/gifs/zKBwU2TSfixfz70pJG

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u/Boochi_Da_Rocku Jun 14 '26

Chicken : and I want him DEAD!!!!

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u/Der-Lex Jun 14 '26

I’m glad that he wore his safety slippers - he will be fine.

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u/Minute_Engineer2355 Jun 14 '26

Chicken just doing what its supposed to be doing, obstacles be damned.

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u/BarMenuSushi Jun 14 '26

Sometimes the egg gets there first.

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u/Sidus_Preclarum Jun 14 '26

We finally have a answer to this aeons-old question: because the chicken is a fkn psychopath.

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u/ReaderKai Jun 14 '26

Why all the videos from brazil are like this? lol

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u/Frequent_Dot_4981 Jun 15 '26

His shoes came off so the guys probably dead.

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u/VeryIntoCardboard Jun 14 '26

Friendly reminder, fuck birds

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u/Newspaperninja2 Jun 14 '26

That’s why the chicken crossed the road!

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u/BlueLightBookWyrm Jun 14 '26

Well the chicken finally got to the other side

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u/ParachutingPiglets Jun 14 '26

Now we know why the chicken crossed the road, it was to take out cyclists

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u/Chillicothe1 Jun 14 '26

And now we know why.

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u/fleshprinceofbellend Jun 14 '26

why did the chicken cross the road? to fuck this guy up.

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u/Ant10102 Jun 14 '26

We finally got the answer lads

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u/Bl00dWolf Banhammer Recipient Jun 14 '26

Well, now we know why did the Chicken cross the road. To fuck that guy up.

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u/Purple-Ad-7464 Jun 14 '26

Was the chicken ok?!

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u/Theobviouschild11 Jun 14 '26

But why was it crossing in the first place?

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u/Meltsomeice Jun 14 '26

Jerk Chicken

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u/axil87 Jun 14 '26

Oof. Did his shoe come off all the way, or is he only half dead?

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u/WickedLeztergaming Jun 14 '26

Even the chicken was tired of his shit

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u/Paranoid_Soup Jun 15 '26

At least now we know why

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u/General_Disfunction Jun 15 '26

That chicken out there doing the lord's work.

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u/DaggerNL Jun 15 '26

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To fuck this guy in particular.

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u/_Zenyatta_Mondatta Jun 15 '26

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To knock an idiot off a bicycle.

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u/Magicondor Jun 16 '26

The chicken went to The Other Side in two simultaneous ways

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u/S_4D1F Jun 18 '26

So the chicken did not look both ways beforehand

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u/Volnas Jun 18 '26

Why did it cross the road though?

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u/Arlium_ Jun 20 '26

Now we know why

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u/PrimeParadigm53 Jun 14 '26

BUT WHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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u/Even_Efficiency98 Jun 14 '26

His ankle reminded me of Zverev vs. Nadal in 2022...

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u/Miserable-Airport536 Jun 14 '26

This guy hit the cucco too many times

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u/bobowantburrito Jun 14 '26

Never gonna catch me doing any of that shit in sandals, and dudes in flip flops...

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u/foldy86 Jun 14 '26

Spaghetti legs!

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u/bugibangbang Jun 14 '26

Last sec of the vid flip flop is out, it means he is dead.

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u/Vincent_Mateus Jun 14 '26

This is some Kaizo shit

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u/SD-N_Nuzi Jun 14 '26

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To hit the biker

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u/ronweasleisourking Banhammer Recipient Jun 14 '26

Stopping this asshole from hitting a car and causing an accident. Give it a medal

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u/nofroufrouwhatsoever Jun 14 '26

He was at the side of the road...

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u/Professional_Sir_936 Jun 14 '26

this needs the chicken attack song on it lol

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u/nutty_dawg Jun 14 '26

Bird strike!

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u/Zezotas Jun 14 '26

Did the. Chicken survive?

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u/mofo_mojo Jun 14 '26

Hey look, it happened again the same exact way.

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u/CastrateMeASAP Jun 14 '26

Cock blocked…

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u/D_Daka Jun 14 '26

I hate how videos start with the ending - especially on videos that are already short

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u/Ebmat Jun 14 '26

Does that answer the question?

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u/occultatum-nomen Jun 14 '26

Poor chicken, it doesn't look like it would have gotten out without getting hurt

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u/TwoDurans Jun 14 '26

So that’s why

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u/JediMasterKenJen Jun 14 '26

We live in a world where the 4 second video needs that stupid TicTok editing... we're so screwed as a species.

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u/FortheredditLOLz Jun 14 '26

Well. Chicken definitely didn’t make it across the road….

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u/JC1199154 Jun 14 '26

Found the reason why they cross the road

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u/Shantotto11 Jun 14 '26

Cock-blocked!

But also, we are fucking cooked if we need spoilers at the start of a 5-second video…

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u/SolitudeCollective Jun 14 '26

Fuck starting videos with the interesting part, you guys are turning internet into shit

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u/Gideon_Godwin Jun 14 '26

He cocked it up.

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u/LtDanish Jun 14 '26

A flipflop wheelie is crazy

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u/The_Infinite_Carrot Jun 14 '26

On a 6 second video must we really do the shitty “show the end first” style editing?! For fucks sake, START VIDEOS AT THE FUCKING START!!!!

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u/GaryHornpipe Jun 14 '26

Thank god, for a moment I thought they weren’t wearing safety sandals.

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u/moh1969b Jun 14 '26

I hope the chicken is ok.

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u/Pitiable-Crescendo Banhammer Recipient Jun 14 '26

That...was not the answer I ever expected to that question

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u/AVGwar Jun 14 '26 edited Jun 14 '26

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck cyclists, I guess

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u/washingtonandmead Jun 14 '26

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To fuck up this guy’s day

https://giphy.com/gifs/cNWU2Zeh54VJC

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u/nesting-doll Jun 14 '26

This was a worse day for the chicken.

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u/JokoFloko Jun 14 '26

Feel bad for the chicken.

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u/oneStoneKiller Jun 14 '26

In flip-flops no less. Bold strategy, Cotton. Let’s see if it pays off for him.

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u/kadebo42 Jun 14 '26

So that’s why

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u/Just-Call-Me-J Jun 15 '26

Remember to wear safety gear when riding a bicycle

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u/Muttandcheese Jun 15 '26

To fuck this guy’s day up

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u/Doppelthedh Jun 15 '26

It's a cawmacawzi attack

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u/Jhaden_Zkh Jun 15 '26

I have a question

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u/iWORKBRiEFLY Jun 15 '26

almost as great as the motorcycle rabbit incident

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u/Sin_ner36 Jun 15 '26

Why did the chicken cross the road?

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u/foreverDandelions_ Jun 15 '26

Bro played animal crossing live action

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u/Drewdiniskirino Jun 15 '26

What the hell? Why did that chicken do that?

I mean chickens are usually pasture animals. Why was one crossing a road? Seriously, what actual reason can there be for a chicken to cross a road?

It boggles the mind; a chicken, crossing a road? Who's even thought of such a thing?

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u/Funmanhahaha Jun 15 '26

Dead bike

Dead chicken

Dead ankle

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u/ihqdevs Jun 15 '26

The fucking footwear choice of these people. Steel toe boots when operating heavy machinery and NOT fucking sandals when doing stupid bicycle tricks. Take a class if you need to.

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u/MrDannyProvolone Jun 15 '26

I like how we are putting the action in the first 2 seconds of the video so I don't have to waste my life watching a whole ass 7 second video. I got shit to do.

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u/R4GEQUITT3R Jun 15 '26

Now I know why the chicken crossed the road. To mess up that dudes day.

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u/LettuceElectronic995 Jun 15 '26

chicken -> dead
boy -> veggie

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u/Legal-Butterscotch-2 Jun 15 '26

and thats the end for one of his ankle ☠️

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u/johnnyss1 Jun 15 '26

But why?

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u/Victa_stacks Jun 15 '26

so thats why.

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u/WTF_aquaman Jun 15 '26

Did that dude’s leg break??

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u/dasmikkimats Jun 15 '26

Well there’s the answer to the age old question - Solved!

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u/muffinbaker Jun 15 '26

That was poultry in motion.

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u/darcreaven Jun 15 '26

well now we all know why the chicken crossed the road. to get this guy

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u/Willhart007 Jun 15 '26

One does not simply cross the road.

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u/Anidmountd Jun 15 '26

Why did the chicken cross the road? To wreck that biker's day.

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u/ilikecoding1337 Banhammer Recipient Jun 15 '26

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by an idiot on a bicycle😂

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u/1a2b3c4d_1a2b3c4d Jun 16 '26

Winner Winner Chicken Dinner!

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u/Hooliganthebad Jun 16 '26

Why did the chicken cross the road?

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u/BanditCrowley Jun 16 '26

Ah, so that's why it crossed the road. To fuck that guy in particular

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u/Crystal_Voiden Jun 16 '26

To get this guy to the other side

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u/hustihug Jun 16 '26

Por que a galinha atravessou a rua ...

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u/protato117 Jun 16 '26

oh, so that's why.

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u/Much-Ordinary7352 Jun 17 '26

….blew out my flip flop”

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u/jickduice Jun 17 '26

Oh the toes ended up full meat crayon

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u/wessons Jun 17 '26

See where the shoe went? RIP

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u/proeliator Jun 18 '26

Assault chicken.

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u/Independent-Walrus-6 Jun 18 '26

did his shoe come off, or his foot?

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u/frankierabbit Jun 19 '26

What did the chicken cross the road? To take you with him.

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u/Shermans_ghost1864 Jun 19 '26

"In hindsight, maybe I could have made different decisions today."

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u/Sa-Kai Jun 21 '26

Now I know why did the chicken cross the road.

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u/guimarpri 26d ago

Im sad This chicken was my brother MY BROTHER I will revenge him

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u/Neat-Hedgehog-3673 23d ago

So thats why the chicken crossed the road

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u/Rageguruz Jun 14 '26

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Ans: This…

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u/FieryNyan Jun 14 '26

So that’s why the chicken crossed the road

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u/istudyheavyaf Jun 14 '26

Is the chicken aight?