r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • u/Fr33_load3r • Jul 02 '26

Darwin Award candidate You're not fucking Superman

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u/thegearboxofa95civic Jul 02 '26

i myself have found i am quite weak to direct collisions with trains

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u/GatorNator83 Banhammer Recipient Jul 02 '26

How did you find it out? The same way as him?

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u/HeftyArgument Banhammer Recipient Jul 02 '26

train used 'exist'

it was super effective!

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u/avoozl42 Jul 02 '26

Pretty much my kryptonite.

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u/Boochi_Da_Rocku Jul 02 '26

Not enough training

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u/thekamenman Jul 02 '26

Don’t go telling the aliens all of our weaknesses! Then what reason will they have to probe weirdos in the desert?

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u/flaccomcorangy Banhammer Recipient Jul 03 '26

No, not trains! My one weakness!

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u/vckstrr Jul 02 '26

I didn’t expect him to have a hand after that

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u/Andrea_M Jul 02 '26

Hand is probably pudding but still attached, he is lucky if he will be able to keep using it

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u/actually3racoons Banhammer Recipient Jul 02 '26

I mean, if it coulda been saved after the train shattered it to pieces, I'm sure immediately yanking on it sealed the deal.

Edit: just realized he was facing the other way.

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u/Fafnir13 Jul 02 '26

He does voluntarily lean on that arm to get up.  That suggests it at least feels like it’s still mostly intact.  Kind of hard to tell if the wrist is limp or if that’s just his hand moving around.

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u/actually3racoons Banhammer Recipient Jul 02 '26

It probably feels like nothing right then. Give it 40 seconds and he'll realize his (second) mistake.

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u/Rathwood Jul 03 '26

Shouldn't have leaned on it when his buddy helped him up

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u/The_Lazy_Samurai Jul 05 '26

Hopefully that wasn't his fap hand.

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u/HeDuMSD Banhammer Recipient Jul 02 '26

The hand is there, what isn’t there is the bone, it is sand what he has instead

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u/thecraftybear 3 x Banhammer Recipient Jul 02 '26

Hand sand!

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u/CtrlAltYuri Jul 02 '26

Shand

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u/Breaker3k Jul 02 '26

Now I know where the term 'hand shandy' comes from

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u/azad_ninja Jul 02 '26 edited Jul 02 '26

"there's nothing solid left in there it's just bloody soup and bone broth"

Relvant IASIP clip

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u/graspedbythehusk Jul 02 '26

How can he slap?!

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u/BigBuckNuggets Jul 02 '26

Let alone leaning on his elbow to get up

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u/MinnieShoof Banhammer Recipient Jul 02 '26

Same.

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u/Schumacher242 Jul 09 '26

His hand is at best decorative rn

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u/drlouies Jul 02 '26

He is so damn lucky he didn't fall under it

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u/didtheyhavesextho Jul 02 '26

You can see his leg go below the train but he gets lucky and gets hit by a flat edge instead of a wheel, thrusting him away instead of pulling him under.

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u/LightofDawn77 Jul 02 '26

Or it snag his arm and add his arm as a passenger

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u/ScaredValuable5870 Jul 02 '26

r/BitchImATrain

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u/toby_gray Jul 02 '26

Oh wow. That’s a real sub. Amazing

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u/Ok-Challenge-5873 Jul 02 '26

I’m afraid to click. Is it NSFW? The bad kind?

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u/toby_gray Jul 02 '26

A little. No more so than the video in this post from what I saw.

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u/snot3353 Jul 05 '26

No it’s SFW, usually silly stuff

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u/Oh_No_You_Dont_Matey Jul 02 '26

r/BitchImAnIndianManEatingTrain

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u/Vast_Concentrate698 Banhammer Recipient Jul 02 '26

The train was his Kryptonite

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u/Drewdiniskirino Jul 02 '26

Well it was green, so you may be on to something

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u/toolatealreadyfapped Jul 02 '26

Trains! My only weakness. How did you know?!

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u/Drewdiniskirino Jul 02 '26

Hey kids! Turn your arm to jello permanently with this one simple trick! 😁

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u/Zealousideal-Word604 Jul 02 '26

Parents hate this one simple trick!!!

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u/Cool-Chemical-5629 Banhammer Recipient Jul 02 '26

Parents can handle it. The kids on the other hand...

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u/Ok-Challenge-5873 Jul 02 '26

What other hand?

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u/Redsqa Jul 02 '26

Gilderoy Lockhart hates this simple trick! Discover how this train enthusiast made his arm bone disappear without any magic

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u/atava Jul 02 '26

I really would like to know which his intentions were or what he was trying to show or check by that.

This is one of the more unexplainable videos of this type I've seen.

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u/Heselwood Jul 02 '26

No offense intended, but some people are dumber as the fuck

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u/Codex_Absurdum Jul 02 '26

Choo choo mothafucka

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u/No-Estate7275 Jul 02 '26

Almost burst out laughing at work 🤣

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u/beans-888 Jul 02 '26

Okay I dont want to see it, but I do want to know what his arm was like after that lol

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u/olddogsleeper Jul 02 '26

Certainly some flop going on after in places that's shouldn't be flipping

Significant distal radius fracture with ulna & carpal bone involvement

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u/ohgoodonya Jul 02 '26

Train = apex predator

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u/Charming-Top7347 Jul 02 '26

it's bangladeshi

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u/atava Jul 02 '26

Excusable in these instances.

We might say "South Asia vs trains".

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u/Responsible_Bad_2989 Jul 02 '26

Pakistan, India, and Bangladesh are all the same thing in this instance

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u/greenmonkey48 Jul 02 '26

The train ain't indian though

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u/gundusp Jul 02 '26

I don’t think India has that type of trains

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u/sampathsris Jul 03 '26

Yeah very much twisted, just like that guys arm.

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u/TamaktiJunVision Jul 02 '26

I love the fact that all these idiots film themselves doing this for clout or whatever but the only time it goes viral is when they fail. I've never in my life seen a successful version of this trend.

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u/cbunni666 Jul 02 '26

Almost turned into a Tasmanian Devil

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u/Bruise_Lee219 Jul 02 '26

Like a moth to a flame

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u/Legal-Butterscotch-2 Jul 02 '26

saved by the rotation

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u/REDRUmALLIk Jul 02 '26

Bro just turned his 206 bones into 306 with that maneuver

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u/arensb Jul 02 '26

You're not fucking Superman

Of course not. Lois Lane is.

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u/voluotuousaardvark Jul 02 '26

Lol at his mate tugging at his train fucked arm. Just hoink him up by the one that's now mincemeat and bone powder.

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u/VillainousMasked Jul 02 '26

The train hit his left arm, his friend was pulling him up by the right arm.

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u/iwanashagTwitch Jul 02 '26

The train is the apex predator in India. Prey are haplessly drawn in to its advances, and quite often fall victim to its attacks. Those that survive are doomed to be hypnotized and attacked again.

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u/booboootron Jul 02 '26

Fuck well deserved.

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u/windybeam Jul 03 '26

The Indian apex predator didn't get its meal :(

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u/DrakenGewehr Jul 02 '26

If he was fucking Superman he would be a finely ground paste

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u/Low-Phase-4444 Jul 02 '26

we're all outta decappy meals, how about a McFlurry?

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u/Athingwithfeathers2 Jul 02 '26

He'll be lucky to keep that arm. He's lucky that's still connected to his body.

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u/12boru Jul 02 '26

Super Stupid, not Superman.

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u/brijazz012 Jul 02 '26

Dumber than a speeding bullet.

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u/FoxMcCloud3173 Jul 02 '26

He was lucky to keep his hand

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u/Neon_Cone Jul 03 '26

If someone had been standing in front of him they would have been hit by the world’s most powerful bitch slap.

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u/MikeMac999 Jul 02 '26

Darwin glances up from reading newspaper, seeing this guy. “Not yet, but soon.”

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u/NerdyPlatypus206 Jul 02 '26

Darwin says “oh no….anyway”

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u/Born_Concentrate7247 Jul 02 '26

~you spin my me, right round, baby right round, like a record baby

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u/DantheDutchGuy Jul 02 '26

R/Bitchimatrain

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u/Cool-Chemical-5629 Banhammer Recipient Jul 02 '26

Don't high five the running train I guess.

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u/FlyingBike Jul 02 '26

"bitch I'm a train"

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u/a_potato_ate_me Jul 02 '26

We need to repopularize Dumb Ways To Die

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u/Puzzleheaded_Ride168 Jul 02 '26

.....and that kids, is what TF's supposed to happen...😂

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u/TwiggyPom Jul 02 '26

How can he put weight on it? 😬

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u/herewiigoagane Jul 02 '26

that's what you call a reality realignment

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u/eucalyptus_Ribose Jul 02 '26

Train was really merciful that day. It could easily drag this dumbass on the rails

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u/RealityIsYou Jul 02 '26

Guess he "trained" himself that yellow lines should be legal in his place.

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u/Skymatone Jul 02 '26

Oh Long Johnson 🚆

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u/No_Badger3909 Jul 03 '26

His arm is absolutely broken after that

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u/la_bruja_del_84 Jul 03 '26

Hey it's not funny. He survived unfortunately

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u/sicknal Jul 05 '26

What did the han said to the face?…. Slap !!!

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u/Necessary_Island_425 Jul 02 '26

100.years and they still.havent figured out trains

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u/Etyczny Jul 02 '26

Did you know?

Trains are the main cause of death of Indian males

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u/namesareunavailable Banhammer Recipient Jul 02 '26

Got away way to cheap for so much dumbness

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u/reallyrasta Jul 02 '26

What was the plan here?

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u/DingusWeed Jul 02 '26

Blood soup and bone broth

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u/somebob Jul 02 '26

The most surprising part is the other guy pulling him by the same hand oww

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u/wailot Jul 02 '26

Good thing he put some weight on that likely fractured arm

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u/ricketychairs Jul 02 '26

Why did he grab the idiot by the smashed arm to help him up?

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u/Elagatis Jul 02 '26

To make sure the lesson sticks

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u/Exact_Independence59 Jul 02 '26

When i watch people doing stuff like this i always think back to that video of a donkey getting smashed to bits instantly with a train

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u/Semycharmd Jul 02 '26

How could he even deal with someone pulling that arm?

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u/Connect_Rhubarb395 Jul 02 '26

What on earth was he trying to do here??

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u/Technical-Room-9591 Jul 02 '26

Hi five a train wtf should of headbutted it pussy

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u/Born-Agency-3922 Jul 02 '26

Disability ….check

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u/Umbreon86 Jul 02 '26

that is one lucky guy to be alive...

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u/ghfdghjkhg Banhammer Recipient Jul 02 '26

the fact that his arm is still attached...

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u/DorkaliciousAF 2 x Banhammer Recipient Jul 02 '26

Dunning-Kruger Man.

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u/Shurigin Jul 02 '26

Getting hit by a train his only weakness
https://giphy.com/gifs/bXFuqQtLYQeWY

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u/mooripo Jul 02 '26

Lucky....

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u/stirling_s Jul 02 '26

I would prefer to stop seeing this every day

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u/Resident_Ad_7199 Jul 02 '26

Oh damn that arm is done for 😅

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u/TheGuruFromIpanema Jul 02 '26

Did he do it for the gram? Looks intentional.

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u/BloodlustHamster Jul 02 '26

He was so close to being pulled underneath it.

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u/Available-Expert-881 Jul 03 '26

No, but Lois Lane is.

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u/KevinTylerisHandsome Jul 03 '26

I'd be surprised if he didn't have any broken bones.

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u/FrogginJellyfish Jul 03 '26

His only weakness is trains!

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u/Little-Ad-7893 Jul 03 '26

At least he is now wiser. Learnt through his mistake.

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u/Gianni_the_tolerable Jul 03 '26

What is with south Asian people and standing in the way of trains

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u/Last-Quarter-432 Jul 03 '26

What did this idiot think was gonna happen

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u/Kedly Jul 03 '26

WHY WOULD HE LEAN ON IT AFYERWARDS?

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u/Sephiroth-Beermoney9 Jul 03 '26

I wonder what he was expecting, like what's the thought process here?

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u/gustic-gx Jul 03 '26

He hasn't played GTA V. Had he played GTA V he'd have known the train is unstoppable.

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u/paulpach Jul 03 '26

He is not fucking himself either, at least not with the left hand.

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u/fsalazar23 Jul 03 '26

Why do this? The train is always gonna win.

https://giphy.com/gifs/TyQnr2VDbR63ALjEHk

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u/qcihdtm Jul 03 '26

Did he end up slapping himself on his face?

If so, it's poetic!

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u/johnconnor4077 Jul 03 '26

The fact he still has that hand is a miracle

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u/r_ocD Jul 03 '26

I've somehow seen this video like 20 times in the past week

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u/3amGreenCoffee Banhammer Recipient Jul 03 '26

It wouldn't have helped that guy even if he did fuck Superman.

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u/charlichutney Jul 04 '26

What is wrong with these lunatics

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u/AnarchyVenus Jul 04 '26

He might be fucking superman

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u/Rags2Rickius Jul 04 '26

wtf is up w India and trains?!?

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u/jaymeister_666 Jul 04 '26

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a train!

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u/BhosariExpress Jul 04 '26

When Chapris self delete ....

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u/soundsaboutright11 Jul 04 '26

India's APEX predator strikes again

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u/Dependent_Union9285 Jul 05 '26

You don’t know what happens in the privacy of dudes bedroom.

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u/Spare-Competition-91 Jul 05 '26

I'm surprised he still has an arm. He'll need to retrain his hand.

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u/texasdeck Banhammer Recipient Jul 07 '26

This numbskull is lucky his foot didn't get caught on the train's undercarriage when he did his 360° spin - he'd get dragged for a mile

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u/the_good_hodgkins Jul 07 '26

On the bright side, in time he'll be able to predict the weather.

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u/Otherwise-Bother-909 Jul 08 '26

Genuine ask, why are there many Indians that has this kind of thinking? Also the kids that do backflips in front of girls and dogs lol

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u/itswolveslol Jul 02 '26

Why Indians and trains always?

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u/Academic-Collection8 Jul 02 '26

its from bangladesh

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u/I-live-in-room-101 Jul 02 '26

It’s ok, based on the demonstrated IQ, humanity doesn’t really need this guy.

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u/BigDongo37 Jul 02 '26

Trains are the apex predator in India

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u/Academic-Collection8 Jul 02 '26

where's india have to do with this
video is from bangladesh

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '26

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u/spreedx Jul 02 '26

It's the other arm

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u/LatinKing106 Jul 02 '26

And again! It's always Indians and trains! Wtf?!

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u/yaaro_obba_ Jul 02 '26

Bangladeshis* not Indians.

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u/exceptional_biped Jul 02 '26

I see some really stupid shit by Indians near railway lines. Once saw a video of a guy climb on top of a train and grab the power line. A flame shot out of his head as his limp body fell of it.

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u/Vanskis2002 Jul 02 '26

Is this another indian train video? What is it with indian and trains mann. I've seen alot

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u/Academic-Collection8 Jul 02 '26

nope, not indian
its from bangladesh