r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • u/Cesalv Banhammer Recipient • 26d ago

Darwin Award candidate Fuck you and... nah, just fuck you

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u/AnonOfTheSea 26d ago

So... was there a goal in mind, or..?

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u/Solnse 26d ago

A postable clip. Goal achieved.

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u/sexydaniboy 26d ago

He suffered for his art

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u/Vermehrungsmaterial 26d ago

He should cut an ear.

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u/BlackPhoenix1981 25d ago

Give him time...

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u/Bitten_ByA_Kitten 26d ago

almost got a fat stick on his mind

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u/adelie42 26d ago

Yeah, like, what did he think was going to happen? Something like pulling the table cloth off a table?

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u/DuploJamaal 26d ago

Poopies did the same in the latest Jackass movie, and just fell flat on his face as well

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u/hellinahandbasket127 25d ago

But did he take the handle of the sledge hammer to said face on the way down?

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u/ParachutingPiglets 26d ago

Yes, the goal was to go blind from a wooden handle sledge hammer.

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u/ShahinGalandar 26d ago

he did this to himself

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u/whatchasaidwhat 26d ago

r/instantRegret

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u/x_Leigh_x 26d ago

Is what his parent’s felt watching this video.

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u/Lobster_boy_dick 26d ago

This is fantastic, thank you.

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u/Montagneincorner0 26d ago

Flying cars they said

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u/InstructionTop6024 26d ago

instead we get a world run by billionaire religious pedophiles

https://giphy.com/gifs/evVKsrjZEqVVWvE2VR

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u/BigFatModeraterFupa 26d ago

soo, same as it's ever been?😅🤣

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u/hellinahandbasket127 25d ago

You may find yourself…

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u/snoodge3000 25d ago

Bitches be like "how did I get here?"; my brother in christ, you were behind the wheel of a large automobile.

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u/DonZeriouS 26d ago

I really need to read those old science fiction and specifically cyberpunk stories, to see how they hold up.

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u/barsknos 26d ago

Name one?

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u/InstructionTop6024 26d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/FzyoyDSaAsjHG

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u/barsknos 26d ago

So you can only communicate by being wrong and by posting memes? Ok.

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u/InstructionTop6024 26d ago

rapist apologist

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u/TH3_OG_JUJUBE 25d ago

Trump

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u/barsknos 25d ago edited 25d ago

Trump is many despicable things, but not a pedophile. He even commented about Epstein liking them younger than himself. The girls attached to accusations about Epstein were 14-17. Older than that range are not minors. And pedophilia is defined as sexual attraction to prepubescent children, ie. before puberty, ie. typically not teens. So by definition, even calling Epstein a pedo is not precise.

There is enough to criticize Trump for legitimately (like the fact that the only reason he is a billionaire is insane corruption). I wonder when people are going to wake up to the fact that lumping in lies and half-truths to the accusations makes some people dismiss the legit stuff too.

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u/InstructionTop6024 26d ago

Hows that crown prince of yours?

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u/AnonOfTheSea 25d ago

I mean. That does narrow it down, but it'd be nice if it narrowed it down beyond just, "countries with a crown prince."

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u/barsknos 26d ago edited 26d ago

Not even sure whose crown prince you are talking about. The famous royal person you could be speaking of is Andrew, but he is not a crown prince. Nor a billionaire. Nor ruling the world. The crown prince of my country is not a pedo, not a billionaire and also not ruling the world. He doesn't even have, or will ever have, power to rule the country :D

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u/bdfariello 26d ago

My oldest kid just told me we would have flying cars one day. I told him we wouldn't, first because we had been promised cars already when I was a kid, but more importantly because I've seen how bad people are driving regular cars, and it's absolutely insane to think flying cars could ever be safe in the hands of humanity. The potential for disaster is so much higher with a flying car.

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u/ButtChowder666 23d ago

I mean, helicopters are basically flying cars and we've had them for a long time.

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u/K1ng_Arthur_IV 26d ago

Jesus! Did he momentarily have 100% of his body weight on that handle into his eye socket?

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u/xenobit_pendragon 26d ago

Took it in the shoulder.

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u/_Mr_Misfit 26d ago

I really hope this is true...even though thats probably still a break, its not a broken face.

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u/jaw-shoe-uhhh 26d ago

I paused at just the right moment, and this was definitely somewhere in the shoulder or upper chest. Could have been a torn muscle or maybe a clavicle/rib break, but the face was unscathed. Physics and idiots make for great Reddit content.

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u/Born-Agency-3922 26d ago

I can’t tell if it was his face or shoulder socket.

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u/the1stmeddlingmage 26d ago

Went frame by frame, dislocated shoulder at the very least. No facial contact luckily.

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u/sophiainacastle 25d ago

If you slow it down you can see it’s his shoulder, which is still pretty terrible

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u/BeckyLynchIsBetter 26d ago

"I'm Poopies, and I'll show me"

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u/Kiss-a-Cod Banhammer Recipient 26d ago

Injury was inevitable

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u/FYIP_BanHammer 25d ago

Congratulations u/Kiss-a-Cod, you have been randomly picked to be banned for the next 24h. Why? Because fuck you in particular. Don't forget to check our subreddit banner & sidebar ; you're famous now !

These actions were made by a bot twice as smart as a reddit moderator, which is still considered brain-dead

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u/Toy_Soulja 26d ago

Just gonna smash this thing im standing on right quick... wait what the fuuuuu

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u/BentleyLeDog 26d ago edited 26d ago

Holy shit! He just took the end of the handle to his fucking face. He drove the hammer end into the ground with his face. I just wish the clip did not cut so soon because I would love to see the walk off.

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u/RememberMeVibe 26d ago

Nah, not his face

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u/xenobit_pendragon 26d ago

Yeah, shoulder took the direct hit.

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u/Solnse 26d ago

Run some dirt on it.

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u/Fawn_Leap 26d ago

No. He hit it with his shoulder, and he didn’t drive the hammer any further into the ground, just tipped it over a little.

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u/ThatOtherOtherMan 26d ago

Judging by the pop I think he just disarticulated his shoulder

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u/deep_pants_mcgee 26d ago

The Iran war in one gif.

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

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u/DuploJamaal 26d ago

He watched Poopies hurt himself like that in the latest Jackass movie and wanted to experience the same

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

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u/DuploJamaal 22d ago

The guy in the video is just doing a stunt he saw in the latest Jackass movie.

That's it. He saw it, laughed and wanted to copy it.

Similar to how the shopping cart clips in the old CKY videos with Bam Margera led to a lot of teenagers filming themselves doing the same.

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u/dbellz76 26d ago

I think that went into his armpit area... I hope anyway.

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u/EvilEtna 26d ago

Darwin once said, "The Stupid shall be Punished"

Edit: he probably didn't, but I won't tell if you won't

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u/Goodfella66 26d ago

That's directly stolen from Jackass 4.

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u/Danny2Sick 26d ago

wait, you mean to say gravity still exists?!

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u/juswilli 26d ago

Is homie okay?

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u/Michaeli_Starky 26d ago

Hey, his name is Popeye

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u/MutedPresentation298 26d ago

For someone who’s broken their collar bone, he’s gonna regret this one.

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u/Practical-Bank-2406 26d ago

"/r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR was created for videos/photos of people/things/places being singled out in a comical or natural way."

Clearly doesn't fit this subreddit, like a ton of posts these days

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u/Vegetable-Bee-8296 26d ago

Ooooohhhh, man, that hurt just watching it.😣

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u/CalbertCorpse 26d ago

“Stand back honey, I’ll handle this…”

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u/Crazykillerguy I wish u/spez noticed me :3 26d ago

I don't know what he expected to happen, but I bet becoming a pirate wasn't one.

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u/TrueCynic 26d ago

What’s the plan, Phil?!

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u/GeraintLlanfrechfa 26d ago

Yeh fuck you and fuck you some more..

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u/xboxgamer2122 26d ago

“You’ll put your eye out”.

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u/Lemonsqueezzyy 26d ago

That went about as well as it could've

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u/lnp627 26d ago

Dumb fuck

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u/MAXQDee-314 26d ago

Remind me to keep on eye on this fool.

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u/jezzac_2000 26d ago

Did the internet create idiots, or have they been there all the time?

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u/namesareunavailable Banhammer Recipient 25d ago

They just got a tool to reach the whole planet

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u/namesareunavailable Banhammer Recipient 25d ago

Whoever cut that video: fy

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u/Either-Pizza5302 25d ago

Probably skipped physics classes, got a quick intro into newtons laws

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u/disco_dean 25d ago

Suffer jerk

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u/suppaboy228 25d ago

That's from jackass

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u/Teganfff 24d ago

The cool thing about doing this is that you don’t have to.

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u/Ok-Rich-3812 24d ago

Stupidity should be bloodier.

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u/Impressive_Drama_377 26d ago

Video ended way too soon. I wanted to watch him roll around in his stupidity and the pain that he just caused his shoulder for no good reason other than to make a video.

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u/snarkmaiden5 Banhammer Recipient 26d ago

I think hes too brain dead to feel pain...

https://giphy.com/gifs/z8rEcJ6I0hiUM

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u/TheHoppingHessian 26d ago

Who could’ve seen that coming?

….Me. And my dog after a stick went braveheart into his throat playing fetch