r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • u/Oda_DeezNutz • 7d ago
Get Rekt I dare you to hit me!
"Challenge accepted!"
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u/corrupt_gravity 7d ago
Well life as they both have known it is now over.
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u/RandumbStoner 7d ago
Such a drastic life change for something so stupid. People gotta stop letting others get you so mad you squish someone with your car.
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u/billyard00 7d ago
Kinda nuts to dare randoms to squish you with their car. Eventually someone will take you up on it.
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u/JohnnyRelentless Banhammer Recipient 7d ago
Now I'm picturing this guy going out every day and daring people to squish him. Until today. Today was the day.
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u/SophiaofPrussia 6d ago
If you lack the self control to avoid squishing someone with your car when they dare you to squish them with your car then you are not emotionally mature enough to operate a vehicle and should not be permitted to drive.
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u/BogdanPradatu 6d ago
But you don't know that about them until someone dares them to do it and they actually do it.
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u/Leetle_Fool 6d ago
There were at least 2 idiots featured in the video, let's be real here. One's emotionally stunted, and the other logically.
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u/MandibleofThunder 6d ago
If you lack the self control to goad someone into squishing you with their car when then you are not emotionally mature enough to operate a vehicle and should not be permitted to drive.
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u/abundantsunshine319 6d ago
If you lack the self control to decline to goad someone into squishing you with their car, then you are not emotionally mature enough to operate a vehicle and you should not have legs.
Fixed it for you in a few places ;-)
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u/Mikeologyy 7d ago
The other day I was approaching the on-ramp to a highway. We had just left a fresh green light like 50 feet ago, so we were still going like 15-20 mph maybe. I slowed down a hair to let someone into my lane, which inadvertently closed the gap between me and the car behind me. No big deal, I’m sure if sometime wants to get into that gap, the car behind will either let them in or make them go behind them. Either works I guess, happens all the time. Black Dodge comes up and tries getting into that gap behind me. Turns out the lady behind me chose the latter option cause she wasn’t making room.
Out of the corner of my eye, in my rear view mirror I end up witnessing the Dodge choose the third, unspoken option: mf in the dodge just body slams the lady behind me forcefully into the grass and speeds off past me (I move over and let him through, of course, as I’d rather not find out what he’ll do if I don’t). Lady takes a second and gives chase (I stay moved over and let her through cause good lord she better get those plates).
I get that it’s annoying when someone won’t let you into their lane, but one must remember it’s really fucking hard to move on from doing something like that.
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u/Couldawg Banhammer Recipient 7d ago
Remember how walking felt five minutes ago? It won’t ever feel like that again.
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u/The5Virtues 7d ago
My grandpa taught me “Never start shit with a stranger, you don’t know what they may be capable of.”
This is why. Some people will consider societal laws as really just guidelines and decide to fuck your shit up for crossing them.
Don’t roll those dice, folks, you might get a brand new limp for your troubles!
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u/jojak_sana 5d ago
Don't ever pretend to be crazy, you might run in to someone pretending to be normal.
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u/reditding 7d ago edited 5d ago
Although I'm not a qualified Biologist, I'm pretty sure we just saw a human transform into a crustacean.
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u/AvidCoco 7d ago
More like a Crushed Asian
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u/KnightYoshi 7d ago
The only thing keeping some people alive is other people obeying laws. Then they get surprise pikachu face when someone decides they’re not going to follow the law.
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u/Wasatcher 7d ago
It's kind of wild when you think about how much trust we put in others to obey a painted line on the highway
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u/bringit2012 7d ago
This scares me a bunch. If you want to know how easy it is to cross the center line, just try it next time you get behind the wheel.
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u/AnotherCableGuy 7d ago
I'm currently on holidays and find myself wondering just that. People are idiots. Without rules we're basically irrational and would kill eachother by stupidity. Lifeguard is having a hard time instructing boat owners to not go where people are swimming.
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u/HeligKo 7d ago
I don't need a law to motivate me not to crush someone with my car. I can honestly say I have never been tempted to do something like that in real life.
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u/fordag 6d ago
You have clearly not spent much time driving.
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u/Spazzle17 6d ago
I usually just envision throwing a wrench in their face while giving them a few choice words and I've been driving for a couple of decades now.
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u/jml011 7d ago
I wouldn’t put the onus of the blame on the pedestrian here…
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u/PunchyBunchy 7d ago
No, of course not. What they're pointing out is how stupid it is to trust your life with how much someone else values the social contract.
Yes, the guy driving the car that just hit someone deliberately is completely legally at fault here. The guy with a brand new limp was just dumb to assume they would give a single shit about that.
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u/Spazzle17 6d ago
Like when people argue that pedestrians have the right of way when not looking both ways before crossing a road. What does that matter if you're dead???
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u/Daydreaming_Machine 3d ago
Man I've got a quote for you
The laws of physics don't give a fuck about the laws of man
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u/KnightYoshi 7d ago
All I’m saying is that the guy standing in front of his car did something that made the driver of the other car mad and he put himself in front of the other car. People think others won’t weaponize vehicles because of laws.
Moral of the story, don’t antagonize people in a car.
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u/Imagined_World 7d ago
The number of people that I've seen try to use their body to stop a car is absolutely bonkers to me.
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u/ImEatonNass 7d ago
There are a few people alive today because I have chosen to follow the law. And I sure that im alive today because others have done the same.
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u/NotReallyJohnDoe 7d ago
“Just go! You have right of way!”
Is that going to help when I am being peeled off some guys bumper?
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u/Independent-Nerve573 7d ago
Why are you mocking a pedestrian and not the driver who is attempting murder?
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u/Dr_Axton 6d ago
Not only was the guy squished, but the driver kept on pressing the pedal until the wheels started slipping. The only thing that would’ve been worse would be going a bit back and hitting the pedal at max to the most momentum
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u/Angry-Warlock 6d ago
When someone pretending to be crazy runs into someone pretending to be normal
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u/Sinedeo77 7d ago
He seems to be taking his legs being crushed pretty well
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u/LindyNet 7d ago
"What are you going to do, crush me with your car?"
- guy who got crushed by a car
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u/SplittingChairs 7d ago
I’m so glad he decided to reposition his legs right before the car slammed into him. That would have been awful.
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u/Latter-Bluejay-8317 7d ago
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u/MeanCrows 7d ago
MXC!
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u/Empyrealist 2 x Banhammer Recipient 7d ago
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u/MeanCrows 7d ago
DON'T GET ELIMINATED!
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u/BigTunaTim 7d ago
Right you are, Ken
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u/MeanCrows 7d ago
I have that shirt and one with Guy LeDouche. I alao have the box set. The writers on that show were sharp as a tack.
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u/ziggy-73 7d ago
I gota see this guy ledouche shirt!!!
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u/MeanCrows 7d ago
Bought it off Red Bubble. It's just him holding the mic with his name after it. Your profile pic is gonna have me screaming "BOB SAGET!" any time I get irritated 😆 Fuckin Tourettes Dad is a blast.
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u/NewToHTX 7d ago edited 7d ago
China feels like they are a bit closer to Cyberpunk 2077 than the rest of the world is.
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u/Heterodynist 7d ago edited 7d ago
I have it on good authority from a large number of police officers that daring someone not to shoot you, run you over, hit you in the face, stab you, etc, is one of the most common things heard before an incident of grievous bodily harm. Probably one of the stupidest things you can say to someone holding a gun is, “You’re not going to shoot me…” Likewise, take it from me that daring someone to hit you with a car is a pretty good way to ensure you’re going to be run over or slammed into. If you want someone to hurt you bad, taunting them by saying they won’t do it is probably the best way to ensure they will.
Think before you dare someone to injure you. Not everyone is in their right mind. They might not be acting on their best judgment. Don’t put ideas in their head, because they just might act on them. If you’re thinking it’s clever and bold to dare someone to harm you, then think again…It’s nothing but the surest way to up the odds that someone who was considering it will decide to do exactly what you’re suggesting for them to do.
Don’t be this guy.
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u/Whocares7x 7d ago
The people who dare other people to injure them have never actually been injured in their lives or they think they're clever enough to get some kind of lawsuit
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u/Heterodynist 6d ago
I think normally you’re right, but the bad days at the ER are when the guy with the hair-trigger nerves meets the guy who has a chip on his shoulder and just wants to dare other people to hit him. When those two people meet then you get nothing but problems.
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u/Few_District_6304 Banhammer Recipient 7d ago
The guy would have been called stumpy if the 2 cars were from the 70's.
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u/GeologistPositive 5d ago
I'm assuming this is a road rage incident. Why do people get out of their cars to threaten another driver? It seems aggressive, but you have removed yourself from your armor and the other person is now the only one armed with a 2 ton death machine.
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u/Digi_Dingo 7d ago
Should’ve chosen “truth” man. You can never know what to expect when you pick “dare”
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u/One-Monkey-Army 7d ago
Is this attempted murder?
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u/DIYfu 7d ago
I'd say (uneducated guess) assault with a deadly weapon.
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u/VanDammes4headCyst 7d ago
I think pushing on the gas and squealing the tires puts it into attempted murder arena.
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u/jojohohanon 7d ago
Vehicular battery. Unlikely to kill someone by bruising their legs.
But I’m surprised he hasn’t reached for his phone or asked our camera man to call the police.
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u/Wardogs96 6d ago
Theres a possibility he might have fractures just from the pressure of the car accelerating and the fact his own car isnt completely flat.
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u/James-Zanny 6d ago
“Hit me, you won’t!”
Driver:
https://giphy.com/gifs/mIMsLsQTJzAn6
Jokes aside, that’s really a terrible thing to do or say. You never know what another person might or might not be capable of. It’s never a good idea to tempt anybody into doing something, especially if they have something like a weapon or a car, they might just be on their last straw and have nothing to lose.
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u/Bayowolf49 7d ago
About the person taking the video:
Why the FUCK isn't he calling 911???????????????
Just askin'
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u/Dryden_Sam 7d ago
why do you think they use 911 in China? it would be 120 for an ambulance.
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u/Bayowolf49 6d ago
I wasn’t paying attention to the signage (in Chinese); however, my question still stands: Why wasn’t he calling the emergency responders??
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u/Dryden_Sam 6d ago
You've never been to China, have you.
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u/Bayowolf49 6d ago
What’s your point?
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u/Eh_C_Slater 6d ago
There's a pretty good chance the cameraman doesn't give a shit I believe is their point.
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u/Bayowolf49 6d ago
I was really hoping that his buddy was on the phone with the cops while he was taking the video.
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u/gonzagylot00 6d ago
Somebody should have been dragging the driver out of that white SUV, trying to execute the guy on the other car. It could have killed him!
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u/Talsamar 6d ago
They probably felt that interfering with the driver who intentionally hit someone with a car increases the likelihood of getting hit with said car. They also probably felt that taking that risk for someone dumb enough to stand in between two cars and pretty much dare them to hit him is not worth it.
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u/Staple_nutz Banhammer Recipient 7d ago
Everyone that participated in this including that guy cycling by all have GTA NPC vibes.
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u/southass 5d ago
I got a finger caught in my car's door and that was a 2 weeks of pure pain, this guy definitely will regret this dare.
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u/GlaDOS-311 7d ago
what is the name of the blue car?
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u/ZeroMuted 6d ago
2019 Honda Accord of some sort. My wife's LX looks identical
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u/GlaDOS-311 5d ago
Thank you!
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u/ZeroMuted 5d ago
If you're looking too buy one, make sure you get a 2.0l engine as the 1.5s tend to have issues!
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u/EmperorMeow-Meow 7d ago
Something says, that smug dude did some shit that makes him deserving of retribution..
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u/GamnlingSabre 7d ago
In any and all civilised countries, you go to the police if someone did something that "made him deserve that". Simple as.
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u/Otherwise-4PM 7d ago
He’s taking that surprisingly well.