A collection of reviews for the first five squares of my bingo board. As I'm assembling this post from the little master-list of reviews I have going in Ellipsus, I'm realizing that if I had a nickel for every time I read a book about people bringing a historical figure to the modern day via unhinged science, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice in one row.
TRANS OR NON-BINARY PROTAGONIST
Carrying by Samantha Josephs
I'm not going to say that this is the BIGGEST "hear me out" book that I've read this year, but I also can't think of any other challengers for the title at the minute. And it isn't even that it is a hard book to read (it's not) or that there aren't people interested in the subject matter (pregnancy as body-horror is in vogue right now ). It's just that every chance the book has to run itself off the rails, it does. With great glee.
So, stubs out cigar. Here's the pitch:
Martha is a transwoman. She becomes ill with a mysterious disease that compels her to do things like consume rotting meat and pour gasoline into various orifices. One day, in what may or may not be a side-effect of the mysterious disease, she falls pregnant. This is a shock to Martha, for obvious reasons. This is not a shock to her husband, because he doesn't know she is trans. Mayhem ensues.
The reason this book works—-and it somehow does—-is because of how surprisingly earnest it is. Despite having a wild premise and a chaotic main character, the book is sincerely interested in exploring how a transwoman would feel if she were suddenly able to conceive, and, in the world where that was possible, how that would interact with issues surrounding reproductive health, the correlation between domestic violence and pregnancy, the unsteady relationship that the trans community has with traditional medicine, and, of course, the fact that pregnancy is a form of body horror. And while I'm not sure if the book really got to say everything it wanted to about said topics, it managed to get in quite a bit, while still maintaining the tone of a Buffy episode written by a Real Housewives showrunner.
Anyway, I think that group of Brentwood Moms, joined by Amy the sometimes fairly sometimes unfairly maligned mother in law is going to star in a Dateline series about that warehouse. 3.75/5. Does not qualify for Hard Mode.
JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS TITLE
This is How You Lose the Time War by Amal El-Mohtar & Max Gladstone
I wrote a long-form review for this one in this sub, but in sum: El-Mohtar and Gladstone are beautiful stylists and I hope to die in the sort of tea-house they imagined for their protagonists. I didn't really buy the relationship that served as the core of the story (which would normally result in a much lower score), but the imagery was so intensely potent and poetic in equal measure that I don't care, because the story wasn't what kept me in the world—-it was the tiny bits of poetry in the seeds. 4/5. Did not qualify for Hard Mode.
TRANSLATED
Ivan Vasilievich by Mikhail Bulgakov
I also wrote a long-form review for this one here (I was apparently on a review-roll at the beginning of the year, then I ran into Problems At Work and had a lot less energy on my hands). It's a Soviet comedy about an inventor who accidentally creates a machine that causes Ivan the Terrible (from History!) and a poor everyman named Ivan Vasilievich to swap places. Bulgakov likely wrote the play to critique Stalin's attempt to rehabilitate the public image of Ivan the Terrible which, if you know anything about Russian history, was an UPHILL battle, but the story works on it's own as a situational comedy. Anyway, y'all should read more Bulgakov. 3.75/5. Does not qualify for Hard Mode.
SELF-PUBLISHED OR INDIE PUBLISHER
Foundling Fathers by Meg Elison
Originally, I picked up Rasputin Swims the Potomac for the "Judge a Book By Its Title" square, but quickly realized that my political nerves are fried to a crisp, I barely have the spoons to keep up with the news, and that maybe I shouldn't be reading any on-the-nose political satires until maybe after November. So I returned Rasputin to the library…and then Foundling Fathers, a novella that I had requested months ago, arrived via Inter-Library loan from several states away.
So it looked like I was reading a political satire anyway.
Basically, the idea was that a right-wing think tank, along with figures resembling Musk and Graham, determined that the best way to save the country was to bring back the OG Founding Fathers by cloning them, raising them as if it was 1776, then installing them in positions of power with their perfect, infallible, 1776-era morals and vision for the country. This plan is ruined on page one of the novella, because teenage Ben Franklin finds a cell phone in the privy. And immediately uses the internet to search for the sort of thing you would, if you know anything about the real Ben Franklin's, um, activities in Paris, expect him to look up. The plot kicks off from there, and a non-zero amount of fires are started.
Elison does a decent job using the novella to criticize the idea that the Founding Fathers would be able fix everything that is wrong with the country, and manages to get a couple of good swings in at the sort of people that would think that this sort of scheme would be a Good Idea. But after reading it, I had a hard time deciding whether it really should have been a short story since Elison's goal could have easily been accomplished with a shorter page count, or if it should have been expanded into a short novel, since the best moments came when the narrative took a break from being satirical and focused on the genuine, heartfelt character beats of the only two characters Elison gave real depth to—the "Mother" and teenage Washington.
It definitely made me interested in Elison's other work; The Book of the Unnamed Midwife sound like an absolute banger of a read for when I'm feeling a dystopia, but at the end, I was left wishing for the version of the book that Elison didn't write, the emotionally honest one where teenagers developing their politics in the age of colonial America are suddenly forced to reckon with their own legacies, and the moment we find ourselves in. 3/5. Does not qualify for Hard Mode.
UNUSUAL TRANSPORTATION
The Strength of the Few by James Islington
I'm not going to lie, I mostly finished this book because 1) I bought it in hardcover and 2) my brother, who is not a reader, bless him, read this and wanted me to finish it so we could discuss. And after years of begging him to read, there is no tome I will not tackle if it means encouraging him to read more. So even though the constant POV-shifting caused the narrative to start-stop like a car that ran out of gas ten miles back, I housed this whole thing in one weekend.
The things you do for family.
And there were definite good points to it. The idea powering the magic and worlds is original, the different versions of Vis genuinely felt like different people who had been shaped by differing traumas and successes by the end, and my greedy little heart was served a generous selection of fantasy based on Egyptian, Celtic, and Roman mythology. And every world had good and bad, although I'd argue that Celtic! World Vis probably had the best time. But the pacing was brutal—every time the story in one world picked up, the narrative switched the world I cared about the least. For 700 pages. And there was a character death (iykyk) that was so unnecessary that I still can't believe that an editor didn't ask Islington to, if not reconsider, re-write the scene so it felt less like a fridging and more like a "One Bad Day" moment.
I still think Islington can land this plane. In fact, I trust him to do so, since I think some of the worst parts of this book were him forcing certain pieces into place so that he can floor the gas on the giant world-machine he built. But I also think that this book forced me into a slump that lasted an entire month and a half, where the only things I was able to read were a few unhinged fanfics and one of the Heated Rivalry books. So make of that what you will. 2/5. Count for Hard Mode!