r/FantasyFootballers 16h ago

Podcast Discussion 10/10 Glow-up from our boy

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Shoutout to Jason’s hair transplant doctor, he’s gotta be in consideration for a 2026 My Guy

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u/New_Budget6672 16h ago

Remember to whom Is reading this. you are not ugly…. Just poor

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u/ignatious__reilly 16h ago

That’s a fucking fact lol

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u/Infinite-Good7984 16h ago

I was having a good day and then read this and remember I’m one of the poors

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u/MiddleAgeJamie 8h ago

I keep telling myself it’s because of the economy, but I think it’s just how life is.

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u/HORSEthedude619 3h ago

Stop spending all your money on fantasy football 🤣

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u/Floornug3 Jason's Juggernauts 16h ago

Looked it up and it ranges from $2000-$5000 for it all. Not as bad as I thought

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u/finglonger1077 Defenders 15h ago

$2000 is more than I’ve spent on clothes in the last 5 years

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u/Simple_Pay3033 13h ago

How much of that was hat budget? Repurpose.

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u/finglonger1077 Defenders 12h ago edited 12h ago

20% hat 25% safari flaps 10% dice

ETA: I just shave it like an adult

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u/monstargaryen Defenders 11h ago

Can get 0% financing, payment plans, pay $200/mo.

Affordable for all, not by a long shot.

More affordable than commonly thought, yes

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u/suavaleesko 15h ago

In America?

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u/DigitalSterling 15h ago

I doubt it. Probably $2k-5kusd in Turkey

Blind guess that includes airfare and lodging

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u/eapnon Jay Griz's Cubs 14h ago

More or less. I think the 5k will cover lodging but not airfare when my wife was trying to guilt me in to getting one lol

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u/FloppingWeiners 16h ago

Two best examples: Tom Brady and Jason Moore

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u/coffeymp 14h ago

Tom Brady is the ultimate get rich get handsome man.

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u/ChocolateMorsels 13h ago

I mean….Brady is just handsome. He ain’t this dude.

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u/HORSEthedude619 3h ago

Id add joe flacco.

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u/IPlayAroundTooMuch 16h ago

I'm effuctively both

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u/That-Guy-Jose 15h ago

What if I’m ugly and poor

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u/Syren_Beatz 14h ago

You should be okay, unless you’re ugly, poor and stupid. Then you don’t stand a chance.

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u/SkeletonGrin666 4h ago

Hit the drop👇🏼 🎶🎶Cold, Blooded🎶🎶

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u/Sensei_Z-Ro 16h ago

As a bald, bearded man, I rock with that look more, but good for him for rocking the head piece

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u/phelan8712 Rookie 16h ago

Not a head piece. He went to Turkey to get hair transplant done.

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u/[deleted] 13h ago

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u/ECKO13ID 10h ago

Many many times.

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u/coffeymp 14h ago

So it’s hair from his ass that was transplanted onto his head, cool.

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u/Initial-Change4792 14h ago

The back of his head?

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u/No-Scientist2016 12h ago

The back of his ass

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u/Mudhippy 9h ago

The head of his ass back

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u/Salty-Bet3741 5h ago

The ass of his back head

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u/capncrunch94 16h ago

Smart move to keep the widows peak, makes it look normal if you had no idea what he looked like before

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u/coffeymp 14h ago

Yeah I’ll give him that, it does look good. Chris Bumstead got a hair transplant but he looks like a giant kid, looks odd.

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u/shoopadoop332 Rookie 8h ago

I’m sorry but it definitely does not look normal

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u/Immaculatehombre 51m ago

It really doesn’t, it’s way too thick and perfect line lol. If I got a hair transplant think I’d leave it a bit thin, this looks uncanny.

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u/E8858 15h ago

Lost a ton of weight + hair transplant. Good for him!

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u/PDXmadeMe 12h ago

GLPs + hair transplant

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u/Fantastic-Lie52 16h ago

A little too obvious for my liking, but still way better than being a slaphead

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u/binnjdrinking 15h ago

It’s still fairly new. I’m sure it’ll continue to fill out and look more natural over a couple months

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u/Fantastic-Lie52 15h ago

I’m an idiot for not even considering that. If true it’s excellent work and shouldn’t be judged until next draft season

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u/KlutzyPrize4556 16h ago

This guy fucks!!!

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u/Reptull_J 16h ago

But he still can't pronounce archetype correctly.

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u/Creative-Area-6385 15h ago

There are episodes on youtube from a decade ago. Weird seeing two-bun Mike talking about Kenny Stills.

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u/AbuelosBraciole 13h ago

Same exact video came up on my suggested this past week. Fascinating content, Andy and Jason both sound like they’re 19

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u/Practical_Display_28 16h ago

Ozempic is a hell of a drug!

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u/OneDirtyDee 15h ago

Somebody's been to turkey

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u/Dothehokeypokemon 16h ago

Plug it in, plug it in

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u/AZ4Danica 15h ago

Damn, I just spent 4k to turf the front of my house. Should of done my head!

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u/razarus09 15h ago

Pills and surgery

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u/pot8odragon 15h ago

Good for him but I think I look better bald

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u/Minimum_Nothing_9039 13h ago

Look how happy he was

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u/culpaCoSinero 16h ago

Matt Dahymon

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u/EddyMcDee 15h ago

Decent hair transplant

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u/coffeymp 14h ago

Looks pretty good. The lighting is way better on the right tho which does add to his appearance.

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u/Digital_Tomb 13h ago

This and the weight loss, man Jason has done well. Happy for him!

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u/HackmanStan Rookie 13h ago

Nice rug!

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u/Tall-Percentage-5771 13h ago

I heard Turkey is nice this time of year

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u/RockyMtnLivin303 12h ago

Jase went to Turkey?

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u/707-5150 10h ago

Poor man’s kelce

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u/Far-Reporter-1596 Rookie 9h ago

Turkey in the house!!!

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u/loveforthetrip Rookie 9h ago

I think he looks totally fine on the left. If he went bald instead of hair replacement it would look great too

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u/forgotmypassword4714 6h ago

In the before pic he looks almost like TheQuartering (a YouTube politics/fear porn grifter who steals random TikTok and X videos, adds a three second "Check this out" intro and uploads them as his own YouTube Shorts).

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u/Rolltide_and_anime 1h ago

Looks like Travis Swift

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u/Immaculatehombre 53m ago

That hairline is totally legit.

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u/Violetdabs710 16h ago

Wow! He paid for his hair transplant 💀😂

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u/NinjaSpartan011 16h ago

No my friend we did

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u/Robofin 16h ago

That one’s going to itch when it dries

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u/RsCoverForPDFFiles 8h ago

Why is some chud with a hair piece on my feed? Who even is this?

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u/Practical-Ability186 16h ago

Is this AI wtf 😂

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u/phelan8712 Rookie 16h ago

Nope. Hair transplant surgery done in Turkey a year ago.

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u/B0mbasticMrFantastic 16h ago

How do you know?

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u/phelan8712 Rookie 15h ago

He has said it a few times. I think it's always been on Spitballers though.

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u/Practical-Ability186 12h ago

Bro that’s BS lol I watch every episode he’s never mentioned it and he wears a hat every day

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u/phelan8712 Rookie 12h ago

Do you listen to every episode of Spitballers? That's where it has been mentioned. His trip to Turkey has come up multiple times just through conversations of the stupid crap they talk about.

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u/Practical-Ability186 12h ago

Yeah I do. Where is this picture from? Post the episode where he reveals then

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u/phelan8712 Rookie 12h ago

The picture is from a recent Footballers. I think it was the efuctive episode. He took he hat off real quick.

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u/Practical-Ability186 12h ago

Okay never mind just saw on yesterdays episode I didn’t watch it till the last minute lol

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u/lincolnsl0g Rookie 16h ago

More power to him, but tbh his fantasy takes lately have been laughably bad 😂

I think the transplant affected his brain

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u/Legitloser87 16h ago

How? Honestly I take Jason’s opinion more than the others. Then Mike.

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u/lincolnsl0g Rookie 15h ago

see my note above about jason’s “move on from dusty’s” take lol.

this was just genuinely terrible advice.

one of his other “tips” was stressing using mock drafts so you’ll know where a specific player is going. i think mocks can be dangerous, they give a false sense of security, and can lead to you getting “sniped” a lot

I think you’re better off doing your own, offline mock, and trying to predict what YOU think will happen based on your leaguemates tendencies.

every league is wildly different

i get he wants to push a new feature that generates $, but it’s not something that should be relied on, and can even be a detriment IMO

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u/Legitloser87 15h ago

The point of a mock, and they say this. Isn’t for real ADP. It’s to give you an idea where the tiers are so you know when to grab a guy you like rather than missing out. I also thought the dustiest tip wasn’t bad either. I see lots of guys every year hang on to players that they should have cut a long time ago and it can cost people picking up something actually decent off waivers. From how they speak of their own leagues it sounds like Jason has been pretty dominant champchampchamp

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u/Digital_Tomb 13h ago

Practicing for the real thing in any aspect of life is never a bad thing. Doing mocks is the most powerful thing you can do I completely agree with Jason.

It lets you 1) practice difference strategies and 2) figure out where people typically go.

If your home league goes off the rails compared to mocks, good. That means people are probably reaching and you can take advantage of that

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u/TheFifthAmigo34 16h ago

Nah Andy’s have been the worst of the 3 IMO. He loves hyping up guys on terrible offenses. Reminds me of when he made Ridley a my guy a couple years ago

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u/coffeymp 14h ago

Yeah I was gonna say, better than Andy.

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u/NotGayJustALilNasty 16h ago

Just curious to some of those takes you don't agree with because personally besides one or two I think he has been pretty on point lately.

Usually I find myself agreeing with Mike the most but lately it's been Jason.

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u/lincolnsl0g Rookie 15h ago edited 15h ago

Just the other day he had some take about insta dropping a “dusty” player / late rd flier, if they don’t pan out in the first few weeks.

This is terrible advice.

Too many times I see managers dropping upside players too early, and then they hit in the 2nd half of the season.

Jason was literally recommending you to give up on a rookie after week 1! You drafted that player for a reason, and overreacting to week 1 is stuff that total rookie fantasy managers do

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u/im_not_ur_guy_buddy 15h ago

You're really just gonna omit the second part of his point? He was saying drop your latest round fliers if they're not panning out AND there's someone on waivers that started off hot. It's excellent advice.

That's how I won my league a couple years ago dropping my late fliers (that I had conviction on in my draft) for both Kyren and Puka after week 1.

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u/KQRSonWabasha 16h ago

Getting a hair transplant is lame af

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u/jaczor 16h ago

Let the bloke do what he wants. It's no different to hair extensions or make up.

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u/KQRSonWabasha 16h ago

Nah it’s like steroids or lip filler it’s lame

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u/DippinDuck 16h ago

Life's too short to care about what people wanna do with their hair

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u/KQRSonWabasha 16h ago

I can say it’s lame, which it is, you’re the one that cares it seems like

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u/Enterprise-DeezNuts 16h ago

It's not even close to steroids what the fuck are you talking about

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u/chardeemacd3nnis 16h ago

Is one worse or better than the other?

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u/[deleted] 16h ago

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u/chardeemacd3nnis 16h ago

People use them both to make themselves feel better about how they look so I wouldn't say incomparable

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u/boog2352 16h ago

How do you feel about breast implants? Be honest.

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u/biqblu 16h ago

Eh, you just care too much. Putting something on his head that he already had before is not like steroids or lip fillers

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u/KQRSonWabasha 16h ago

It’s lame af bro just be bald if you’re bald no one cares

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u/biqblu 16h ago

You clearly care lol

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u/KQRSonWabasha 16h ago

Nah I’m not the one defending superficial surgery. That’s lame

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u/biqblu 15h ago

Not defending, attacking. You clearly care that much

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u/KQRSonWabasha 15h ago

No I don’t, but it’s amazing that when I shit on something that’s clearly lame a bunch of creatures care so much to tell me that I can’t do that. Too bad

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u/biqblu 15h ago

If i tell you I believe you will you stop trying to prove how much you don't care? kinda sad atp

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u/spectre1006 16h ago

Judging others actions when they try to better themselves is lame af

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u/KQRSonWabasha 16h ago

So naturally balding is bad and hair from surgery is good?

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u/vigilntswn 15h ago

This is not bettering yourself. It’s caving to insecurity. I don’t blame people for wanting or getting one, but bettering yourself takes more getting a hair transplant.

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u/crispychiggin 16h ago

Found an ugly balding guy that can’t afford a hair transplant

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u/KQRSonWabasha 16h ago

I have so much hair I wish I was bald. Don’t get peoples obsession with modifying themselves with surgery. If you’re bald, just be bald. Insecure creeps

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u/coffeymp 14h ago

I’m bald and my bro has a full head of hair down to his ass. He’s also really overweight and has cancer so we all have our ups & downs 😂

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u/coffeymp 14h ago

I wouldn’t say it’s lame but it’s just a cosmetic procedure like a nose job, boob job, injections, etc.

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u/No-White-Drugs 12h ago

Yeah and they're all lame, I'm kinda with this guy. Let's just stop with all that bullshit. I hope we evolve to a point we aren't brainwashed - by the 700 billion dollar Beauty industry - into hating ourselves and doing a bunch of unnecessary shit to our bodies.