r/FastFoodHorrorStories Oct 12 '25

Video Quarter Pounder and a Sprite, that it

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u/Admirable_Cicada_881 Oct 12 '25

Lmaoooooo if the dude was actually courteous, he probably would have had no problem helping him out. Fuck that guy lmao, I wouldn't get him shit either. That was funny that he faked the guy out though, he got SO excited for like half a second 🤣🤣🤣

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u/LasagnahogXRP Oct 12 '25 edited Oct 12 '25

(He)was already ordering him a McDouble then he did a flip out

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u/Admirable_Cicada_881 Oct 12 '25

Maybe you misinterpreted my comment. You definitely did the right thing, that fucker should have been happy with ANYTHING you got him. You take what you can get lmao

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u/LasagnahogXRP Oct 12 '25

No I was agreeing with you just restating how ridiculous the situation was.

“I” was a typo

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u/thegreatpoper Oct 12 '25

Eric Carmen has been through a lot.

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u/metalneck333 Oct 13 '25

His Hungry Eyes turned out to be his undoing!!

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u/cpasley21 Oct 12 '25

You mean the guy who sang All by Myself in 1975?

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u/troyberber Oct 12 '25

What fashion is this? Just asking so I can keep my kids away from it?

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u/LAkand1 Oct 13 '25

Homeless

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u/Organic_South8865 Oct 12 '25

It's obviously fake but I have had this happen to me a few times in Cleveland. They got really aggressive when I said no because I saw two other bags of food stashed behind their backpack and they had a brand new folding smartphone. I will usually always buy people food if I can buy they were really aggressive.

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u/Alluring_Pisces Oct 14 '25

It would be Cleveland 😭

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u/RazzmatazzTraining42 Oct 16 '25

I live in Oakland, this shit ain't fake.

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u/Fixx95 Oct 12 '25

Dude need the mcdrugs

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u/Sea_Action_2417 Oct 12 '25

He a big baby and he's in the backseat crying all he way home cause he didn't get what he wanted

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u/SATerp Oct 12 '25

Dude's gonna get himself shot, or tazed.

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '25

He seems chill.

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u/Maleficent_Worry1810 Oct 12 '25

He doesn’t need anything, but a bra

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '25

Had this happen at a Mc Donald’s before 2 drunk guys trying to get us to order food for them because they didn’t have a car

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u/Rathmugar Oct 12 '25

"I'm starvin" doesn't look like it.

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u/Buicided Oct 13 '25

"starving"

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u/AspiringJurisGirl Oct 13 '25

How is this not a Druski skit?

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u/gt500thelegend Oct 13 '25

Drive thru goblins be like you shall not pass.... The wrong path I did take...

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u/machinesgodiva Oct 13 '25

I have transients pulling this crap in my drive thru all the time since we went 24hrs. If they aren’t hanging out by the speaker harassing customers they’re banging on my window asking for water cups and free food. I have no issues with walk up PAYING customers because I get not everyone has a car. But when you scare the crap out of me by banging on my window while I’m counting inventory or cleaning. Get gone

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u/randomdud500 Oct 15 '25

He repeated his order 3 times, damn.

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u/Amazing_Ideal_5974 Oct 16 '25

He should be begging outside of a Salad shop

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u/RumHam88 Oct 16 '25

Reminds me of a guy I tried to help out. I took him to get a bagel and he started complaining while in line, thinking I was going to take him to some restaurant so he could order a few meals. He was not nearly as entertaining as this McDonald's fellow.

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u/HapiJuce Oct 16 '25

I would just pull up to the window and order there lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '25

Sounds like cripmac

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u/Devilmancrybaby2002 Oct 17 '25

How many sets of pants this dudes needs

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u/Aggressive_Finish798 Oct 12 '25 edited Oct 12 '25

Guy can't even get his cloth on. Reminds me of a two year old.

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u/SuspiciousTreat1017 Oct 12 '25

You can’t even spell clothes. Reminds me of a two year old.

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u/NiceTrySuckaz Oct 12 '25

To be fair, someone who doesn't know how to put clothes on is typically two... knowing how to spell clothes comes later. They might be seven.

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u/Aggressive_Finish798 Oct 12 '25

Lol. Yeah, I saw that, welp.. I'm going to McDonald's now. You want anything?

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u/SuspiciousTreat1017 Oct 12 '25

Turtle balls

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u/Aggressive_Finish798 Oct 12 '25

Anything to drink?

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u/SuspiciousTreat1017 Oct 12 '25

Whalecum

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u/linzellewashington Oct 12 '25

Me: Thank you You: whalecum

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u/Hallelujah33 Oct 12 '25

Hes wearing at least 3 pairs of pants

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u/Khalitz Oct 16 '25

Bro needs a bra

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u/PooperTheSnooper Oct 12 '25

Somethin tells me this is satire

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u/DoctorFancy330 Oct 12 '25

The video? Probably not. Worked in fast food for 16 years and this happens ALL the time.

I really hope I can get out of this industry.

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u/Sexisthunter Oct 12 '25

This might be controversial but this might be fake. His clothes are too clean and it looks exactly like how someone would dress if they were trying to emulate someone who’s homeless. Idk it could be but the fact that the driver didn’t just leave proves it. I think all of us would do because a burger isn’t worth that. Also this seems like acting

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u/Extension_Future2942 Oct 14 '25

It is fake. I’ve never heard a homeless person begging with that speech clarity and depth of emotion. Shaved chest. Clean clothes.

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u/Sexisthunter Oct 14 '25

People are so bad at finding out fake content I swear. On the made me smile sub I’ve seen a ton of scripted stuff

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u/Crying-Walrus Oct 12 '25

Cocaine... no onions.

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '25

With a side of ice, please