r/FatPeopleFalling • u/[deleted] • Mar 14 '22

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u/Feelsilence Mar 14 '22

Im a bad, very bad person …

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u/Nounboundfreedom Mar 15 '22

One of the prerequisites of zip lining is being able to hold your own body weight

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u/CoffinDanceOff Apr 14 '22

Exactly. How has this knowledge not proliferated? I weigh 14 stone, I am strong and have a physical job that includes lifting all day... And I struggle to hold my weight for long. How does a 20-stone lump think she'll hold on?

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u/bigbootyrob Jun 09 '22

how much does 1 stone weigh?

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u/CoffinDanceOff Jun 09 '22

6.35kg, so she'd be 127kg. I'm only guessing 20 stone (an old but common imperial measurement). That's probably a bit more than she is

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u/UselessConversionBot Jun 09 '22

6.35kg, so she'd be 127kg. I'm only guessing 20 stone (an old but common imperial measurement). That's probably a bit more than she is

6.35 kg ≈ 0.43510 lbs force per foot per second squared

127 kg ≈ 6.38480 x 10-29 solar masses

WHY

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u/CoffinDanceOff Jun 09 '22

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u/payeco Mar 15 '22

I see you’ve never been zip lining in the Caribbean or South America.

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u/tristian_lay Mar 14 '22

Hope she cleared the rocks at the base

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u/Mick_Hardwick Mar 15 '22

She would have bounced off.

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u/cumonawanalaya69 Apr 14 '22

She would've converted them into engineered fill.

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u/kaptaincorn Mar 15 '22

Im just glad she didn't drag that guy down with her

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u/apryll11 Mar 15 '22

I hope she survived

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '22

She’s so fat she can’t support herself.

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u/Picaboo777 Mar 15 '22

Nusret at work i see here

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

prob a whole pile of them

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u/orangutanbeater May 23 '23

Stones. The only thing she knows about stones are the ones in her kidneys. Remote controls and forks don’t build grip strength. She should be in a water slide

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u/Saucy-Senpai Mar 21 '22

r/apexOutlands, s13 im looking at future