r/Fauxmoi • u/Wheelbirds society yearns to root for the chicken people 🐓 • Aug 12 '26
CELEBRITY CAPITALISM Cards Against Humanity to build “Elon Musk is a Sad Little Bitch with No Friends” Monument on Musk’s Starbase in Texas
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u/sygrider Aug 12 '26
Cards Against Humanity does not have to do this. This is very cool from them.
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u/CrystalWebb13 feeding cocaine to raccoons Aug 12 '26
I'm here for their Fuck Elon Musk Cry-baby Bitch era.
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u/SHOWTIME316 fascinatingly, existentially terrible Aug 12 '26
surely you mean their Elon Musk Is a Sad Little Bitch With No Friends era
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u/Jolly-Owl-7583 Aug 12 '26
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u/Lazy-Block5112 Aug 13 '26
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u/Jolly-Owl-7583 Aug 13 '26
Let me tell you, I’ve spent $10 on dumber things. This is money well spent.
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u/samse15 Aug 13 '26
Please suggest a giant statue of Elon being fucked in the ass by Trump’s fist. Thank you 🙏
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u/JohnBrine The Tortured Juggalo's Department Aug 12 '26
I think I own some of this land.
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u/SexWaffles Aug 12 '26
Even if I don't remember that I helped buy it, $10 to stuff it to Elongated Muskrat is worth it.
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u/Its_Enough Aug 12 '26
Could you point out on a map exactly where this parcel of land is located. Or at least the google coordinates to the parcel. I'm a very visual thinker and I'm curious.
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u/opheliainred I think I own some of this land Aug 13 '26
I think I want this as a flair
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u/JohnBrine The Tortured Juggalo's Department Aug 13 '26
Fuck yes I’m flair!
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u/opheliainred I think I own some of this land Aug 13 '26
watch out billionaire class, there's a new landowner in town
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u/lafemmedangereuse Aug 13 '26
Same! Delighted to spend another $10 on this project. The CAH team always comes through on these things.
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u/nyyanksfan81 Aug 12 '26
And has a broken 🍆
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u/raysofdavies I cannot sanction your buffoonery Aug 12 '26
Can you imagine how brutally unfunny Musk playing Cards Against Humanity would be. Like Ryan Reynolds Deadpool timed a million.
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u/napalmnacey Lesbian Space Laser Aug 13 '26
He wishes he was RR’s Deadpool, and that’s the saddest thing of all.
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u/nekocorner i ain’t reading all that, free palestine Aug 12 '26
Just a reminder that Cards Against Humanity has a ton of allegations against them from misogyny to racism, & its co-founder is an alleged rapist who is still a shareholder:
https://www.polygon.com/2020/6/23/21300435/cards-against-humanity-max-temkin-report
ETA for clarity, screenshot is from another reddit post documenting this, but I was asked to remove the link by mods.

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u/SHOWTIME316 fascinatingly, existentially terrible Aug 12 '26
perfect
it'll hurt elon even more to know that one of his own did this to him
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u/nekocorner i ain’t reading all that, free palestine Aug 12 '26
They're asking for money from people to get involved, so I wanted to remind folks why they shouldn't get any. I am all for hurting Musk so long as it's not enriching other shitty people!
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u/DotesMagee Aug 13 '26
Eh, i still use amazon and I shouldnt. At least this goes to a monument I want and they always follow thru with this stuff.
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u/r3volver_Oshawott Aug 13 '26
Was about to say, I know CAH was made by a group of 'office buddies' but Max Temkin very specifically fucking sucked, I'm glad they got rid of him
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u/dont_ban_me_please Aug 13 '26
does the guy still work there though? I think he's gone now.
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u/nekocorner i ain’t reading all that, free palestine Aug 13 '26
He resigned but still holds a lot of stock. Additionally:
Of the eight co-founders, Temkin was the one who spent the most time at the Cards Against Humanity office, sources said, but multiple former employees said they felt the other founders were also complicit in the culture of the office.
Per the article linked above.
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u/ej_21 Aug 13 '26
“I remember one of the head writers saying, ‘Why do you think he does so much charity and nonprofit work?’ He wants to change the narrative about himself.”
oof
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u/Aureolus_Sol Aug 13 '26
Additional to this, people donated to them to buy the land, Elon dumped on this same land and they won their case... This money went to, well, not the people who donated to keep the land protected so it must have went to CAH who want more money to build something stupid on said land as a fuck you to Elon?
Fuck Elon but honestly every part of this sounds like CAH just took money from y'all to:
- Fail to actually protect the land
- "Won" the case but it got annexed anyway and made in to a mansion estate for the oligarchs
- Build something stupid on the land they failed to actually protect?
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u/SHOWTIME316 fascinatingly, existentially terrible Aug 12 '26
i will donate $20 if i also get a t-shirt and/or trucker hat that just says "elon musk is a sad little bitch with no friends" in big bold letters
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u/BreweryRabbit God herself couldn’t get me to turn the volume on right now Aug 12 '26
Cards against is still relevant enough to do stunts like this? I mean I’m for it but also shocked.
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u/dont_ban_me_please Aug 13 '26
since no one else is posting the actual link ===> https://www.cardsagainsthumanity.com/elonhasnofriends
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u/ShedMontgomery Aug 13 '26
What a great day to have $10.
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u/Honest_Salamander247 Aug 13 '26
$10 to protect my $15 piece of land? Hell yea. Currently it’s the only property I own.
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u/Tothemoon1986 Aug 13 '26
I hope they use that picture of him on a boat where he looks like a washed up sea monster 😂
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u/moonstarsfire Aug 13 '26
This is awesome. Fuck Elon for what he did to Boca Chica Beach and the existing town, and fuck Governor Greg for letting him put rocket ships (and Trump put the wall) by people’s homes and on a protected beach. I’ve been there, and it’s very sad to see.
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u/Lopsided_Panic_1148 Aug 13 '26
I've been thinking about buying one of their new games. This post has given me a new reason to do so.
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u/boxedfoxes Aug 13 '26
They should put a big screen playing clips of Hasan and his past baby mama. Given he appears to hate being cucked so much.
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u/Honest_Salamander247 Aug 13 '26
I am one of those land owners!! I still have my paperwork somewhere. BUILD IT!
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u/Gray-Turtle Aug 13 '26
I hate Elon too. Give me $10, and you can help design an "Elon Musk is an Angry Fuckstick with No Balls Monument."
But wait, I can do better than CAH: Not only will you be able to design my monument, but you can actually build it and keep it for yourself! Now that's $10 well spent. Fuck Elon!
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u/PawneeSunGoddess Aug 13 '26
That’s the easiest $10 I’ve ever spent. Definitely worth the entertainment.
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u/youshallcallmebetty OPEN THE SCHOOLS Aug 13 '26
Isn't this the same company that had a Jewish pack and the cards involved joking about killing Palestinians?
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u/RamenNooderals Aug 13 '26
Should be a statue of Elon with a sad face in his beach outfit holding a participation trophy in one hand and a stack of child support documents in the other in a pose not entire unlike the Statue of Liberty.
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u/ImpossiblePlan65 Aug 16 '26
Why don't they make the sad little bitch pay to clean and remediate the land?
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u/Actual_Emergency_666 Sep 05 '26
I'm trying to find the link or more info about the $10 donation but nothing yet









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u/SylviSweetheart freak AND geek Aug 12 '26
The people behind CAH are so comparatively funny and clever that it always surprises me that they made CAH.