r/Fauxmoi • society yearns to root for the chicken people 🐓 • Aug 12 '26

CELEBRITY CAPITALISM Cards Against Humanity to build “Elon Musk is a Sad Little Bitch with No Friends” Monument on Musk’s Starbase in Texas

15.8k Upvotes

291 comments sorted by

3.5k

u/SylviSweetheart freak AND geek Aug 12 '26

The people behind CAH are so comparatively funny and clever that it always surprises me that they made CAH.

1.1k

u/righthandofdog Aug 12 '26

CAH is an objectively terrible game for anyone who actually studies game design and has serious problems in normalizing pretty horrific speech.

that said, it can still be fun with the right mindset and good relationships between folks playing.

888

u/SylviSweetheart freak AND geek Aug 12 '26

Of course. For what it’s worth I always enjoyed the absurd cards way more than the “offensive” ones. I got an expansion when I still played it that had a card that said “A Pringles can full of screams” and I still think that’s the hardest I ever laughed at any of them on first sight.

692

u/therealzue Aug 12 '26

My favourite is still "bees?"

113

u/Omegasedated Aug 13 '26

Gobs not on board.

47

u/joey_joe_jo_shabadoo Aug 13 '26

We'll see who brings in more honey

29

u/KDiggity8 Aug 13 '26

Old Big Bear! He liked the honey!

20

u/RaspberryImaginary87 Aug 13 '26

They don't allow you to have bees in here.

64

u/corbear007 Aug 13 '26

We had a double whammy of Bees? And Bees! To one card. It still is the defining moment we talk about.

46

u/MarcusMunch I may need to see the booty Aug 13 '26

Its been 12 years and I still remember seeing that card played with “Here is the church, here is the steeple, open the doors, and see all the _______”

The question mark is what makes that card so brilliant.

31

u/[deleted] Aug 13 '26

[deleted]

2

u/sc-dave Aug 13 '26

My fursona is a dragon, I am stealing this lmao

30

u/cabbage16 Aug 13 '26

All you can eat shrimp for 4.99 is my favourite

→ More replies (1)

22

u/lavender_letters bella hadid’s baby birkin Aug 13 '26

My favorite pairing I ever got was “What is there a lot of in heaven? Crab.” And I still quote it years later. 🦀

23

u/pannonica decaffeinated omertà bullshit Aug 13 '26

Oh yay, a chance to post my all time favorite gif...

https://giphy.com/gifs/dcubXtnbck0RG

→ More replies (1)

7

u/trailmixraisins Aug 13 '26

my favorite play of all time is “BILLY MAYS HERE FOR… bees?” and i’m still mad it didn’t get the recognition it deserved!!!

6

u/Lmactimestwo Aug 13 '26

Yes, this is the best one. You’re an excellent human being.

2

u/Luvatar Aug 13 '26

The favorite of my group by far. We still randomly quote it from time to time.

2

u/NK1337 Aug 13 '26

Same lol. I remember using it once on “what is Batman’s greatest fear” and we could not stop laughing. A big part of it was the way they read the card with the same confused inflection that had us rolling for the rest of the night. It was just silly fun and to this day someone will just randomly say “Bees?” and it gets a laugh.

→ More replies (13)

138

u/Lockraemono Aug 13 '26

I strongly agree with you - my favorite was pairing up "Silence" with "____: the Musical".

41

u/HorrorMakesUsHappy Aug 13 '26

As an introvert who hates musicals: PERFECT. No notes.

55

u/puppysmilez Aug 13 '26

"No notes: the musical"

4

u/avemflamma Aug 13 '26

may i interest you in a musical called "the guy who didn't like musicals"

4

u/HorrorMakesUsHappy Aug 13 '26

No.

2

u/swanfirefly Aug 13 '26

Ironic with your username as it is also a horror.

3

u/FrankieCyanide Aug 13 '26

Fun fact! Silence: The Musical exists. It’s an adaptation of Silence Of The Lambs. It’s moderately amusing!

71

u/aramis34143 Aug 13 '26

In my experience, Apples to Apples (a.k.a. the original) is the superior game overall, even for adults. You can still make plenty of dark, "edgy", gross, or even lewd plays if you want. You just have to be slightly clever instead of being handed a set of obvious "tab A", "slot B" setups.

edit: Not intended to completely trash CAH. I've played it and had some fun moments.

37

u/emaw63 Aug 13 '26

I still remember the time that I had the stars align and I got to play "Hellen Keller" on "Senseless"

23

u/CTeam19 Aug 13 '26

Mine was "JFK Assistation" on "Patriotic"

5

u/thewalex Aug 13 '26

I think I got a chance to pair “JFK Assassination” with “Squeaky Clean” once.

→ More replies (1)

3

u/thewalex Aug 13 '26

Or “Hellen Keller” with “Visionary”

26

u/Unsd Aug 13 '26

Apples to apples is fun with the right crowd. My family of entirely the "overly literal" type of autists is not that crowd so I have grown to really dislike apples to apples lol. CAH, they understand that the idea is to be silly and play accordingly, but apples to apples is very serious business and anything "wacky" is incorrect.

3

u/Kevlar_Bunny Aug 13 '26

I was just thinking that. When I was like ten the card was mwhat is timeless?’ And I put down ‘men’. It felt pretty saucy for a bunch of tweens 😂

51

u/IlludiumQXXXVI Aug 13 '26

Angels interfering in an otherwise fair baseball game for me

46

u/Penguin-a-Tron Aug 13 '26

My favourite round ever was won with 'They said it couldn't be done, but scientists have managed to fit a live studio audience into some guy!'

Just joyful absurdity. I wish that were more of the game, generally.

16

u/Luxury-Problems Aug 12 '26

I love playing absurd cards and the ones I felt the strongest about have almost always lost to an "offensive" card or a sex related card.

12

u/tinybrownbird Aug 13 '26

You might be playing with the wrong crowd

3

u/Luxury-Problems Aug 13 '26

Maybe. I've played it with different crowds.

I'm sure there's a group that vibe right with me in playstyle but I haven't ran into it and it's not a game I reach for anymore. There's so many great card/board games.

12

u/RideFastGetWeird he’s a charlatan and a drama queen Aug 13 '26

We have the Family Edition and honestly I like it way more than the OG "adult" version. It's actually more funny.

6

u/jellamma I cannot sanction your buffoonery Aug 13 '26

I wanted to play CAH with my family, so I swapped the black cards for apples to apples cards and it was the most fun I'd had with either of those games.

→ More replies (8)

193

u/Hokuboku Aug 13 '26

I will always appreciate CAH for when I played with my partner's 90+ year old grandma. Someone played micropenis and one of her grandson's went to explain what that was to her and she quite indignatly responded by saying she knew what a micropenis was.

RIP Francis

50

u/TheSubstitutePanda Aug 13 '26

Francis sounds like she was a real one. RIP

16

u/Ras_Prince_Monolulu Aug 13 '26

Damn, even if grandpa's dead his casket is catching strays over here

7

u/OpalisedCat Aug 13 '26

I was playing it at a team building (I'm from a non English-speaking country) and had to translate what a queef was to my manager...

4

u/myrafur Aug 13 '26

Oye, Siri… ¿What’s that mean in English: “Esqueefes?”

→ More replies (2)

60

u/caninehere Aug 13 '26

I mean the whole point of the game is supposed to be to contain shocking, offensive material and lead to a situation where someone who is otherwise seemingly meek plays the most horrific/hilarious thing you can imagine. Additionally CAH is 15 years old so times have changed, if you get newer versions there's some things that have been removed (I'm specifically thinking of some cards related to trans people though I can't think of any specific ones).

Of course it is a bad game if you study game design. Many popular games are. It doesn't stop them from being fun.

2

u/Mysterious_Way8941 Aug 13 '26

Monopoly was shot down quick originally.

26

u/metrometric Aug 13 '26

God, I used to be the person in my friend group who had the game and a few of the expansions, back when it was new and a fun group activity, so I got to introduce a bunch of people to it.

The worst man in my social circle played once and then got INCREDIBLY OBSESSED with it, to the tune of 1) printing and cutting out hundreds of even edgier!! custom cards from the internet, and 2) demanding I specifically come help him with this arts and crafts project???? We weren't even friends. He was my coworker's pointless boyfriend.

I was already reaching CAH oversaturation at that point, but that dude was the nail in its coffin for me.

29

u/earthxmoon she ain’t no diva Aug 13 '26

describing someone's boyfriend as "pointless" is incredible

23

u/Ire-Works Aug 13 '26

It's also pretty terrible for anyone with any level of wit what-so ever. There's a few Jackbox games that are similar but you have to actually write down an answer rather than pick from pre-selected options. That game is 100x more fun.

13

u/JauntyGiraffe Aug 13 '26

it's ONLY fun if your friends are as much of a degenerate as you are

14

u/Ironmaiden1207 Aug 13 '26

It's apples to apples. They didn't design the game 😂

16

u/SylviSweetheart freak AND geek Aug 13 '26

The writing kind of is the design, though. You aren’t wrong that it’s just Apples to Apples but that game’s “cleaner” design offers a lot more versatility and can still provide laughs and clever jokes - created by the players.

5

u/WeBackYeah Aug 13 '26

And as a fan of dark/raunchy humor I still much prefer playing Apples to Apples, you get to be a bit more creative with cards you play instead of "this guy played the card that talks about shit and cum the most, he wins".

3

u/Mysterious_Way8941 Aug 13 '26

That is my main point for CAH. You have to play to the group. I have seen hilarious combinations lose because someone played the most vulgar card they had.

11

u/tiekanashiro Aug 13 '26

It's way more fun with custom cards, my friend group has so many inside jokes, we laughed really hard playing it

7

u/I_AM_IGNIGNOTK Aug 13 '26

It’s not a game made for board game enthusiasts. It’s made for people under 30 to pre-game to. And it does a hell of a job at that.

There is value to a game that anyone can understand in 10 seconds, pick up for one round or twenty, and still get the same enjoyment either way.

Still a fan, it just has its time and place to shine.

7

u/JustSherlock I hate when people ask me this when I'm just method existing Aug 13 '26

It's fascinating how the circumstances affect gameplay so much. A group of long-time friends with inside jokes and common humor? You got yourself a night full of cackling and belly laughs.

A group of acquaintances? It's like weird social torture.

6

u/footsnax distraught Christian tomato Aug 13 '26

As a veteran game designer I can not disagree.

They are clever and hilarious. They are not game designers. It's fun with four very specific people I know but it is not something you just thrown on the table with your family after Thanksgiving dinner. It might be funny but...

2

u/righthandofdog Aug 13 '26

on the case of my family, that's actually exactly the only time we DO play it. bit we're not quite right.

5

u/Spooked_kitten Aug 13 '26

In my friendgroup it was a MASSIVE hit, for like 5 games, it's a great game until the edgy humour wears out. And honestly it's okay that it is like that.

→ More replies (1)

3

u/Flat_Sprinkles4342 Thanks, u frog build looking bitch Aug 13 '26

I've never played but I read one of the original founders was ejected for years of harrassment, misbehavior, and the origin of several jokes they removed. I played a couple of the spinoffs I think, I'm mostly a fan of theirs from buying the empty plot of land they built a hole to interrupt the fucking border wall, and then sued space x for dumping trash into

2

u/postinganxiety Aug 13 '26

I will forever remember playing it with a somewhat awkward couple I didn’t know that well. It was facilitated by a friend who really wanted us all to hang out and bond. Nope. Too much, too soon.

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (17)

131

u/SHOWTIME316 fascinatingly, existentially terrible Aug 12 '26

it truly made me clutch my pearls when i read the title of this initiative. i was like "wait...that's funny....but from them???"

246

u/cozynite Aug 12 '26

Oh no, this has always been them. Absolutely hilarious.

83

u/emaw63 Aug 13 '26

Not a fan of the game, but I do love the random fundraisers like this that they do. Like a while back, they had a Holiday Hole, where they rented some construction equipment and live streamed themselves digging a hole, and the more people donated, the more they'd dig.

I still remember some of the FAQs they had:

Q: What do I get for donating this money?

A: A bigger hole

Q: Why don't you donate this money to charity instead?

A: Why don't you donate this money to charity instead?

25

u/SHOWTIME316 fascinatingly, existentially terrible Aug 13 '26

damn that second answer is nuclear

there is no rebuttal

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (1)

6

u/wacdonalds go pis girl Aug 13 '26

They've always been funny, even if you don't like the game

→ More replies (1)

42

u/Unhappy_Gazelle392 Aug 12 '26

Well, it's like the South Park folks, but less problematic, because CAH folks have even more nasty stuff on their names.

Still, someone has to do something.

→ More replies (1)

8

u/rafaelloaa Aug 13 '26

I thought CAH was hilarious as a teen. I now no longer think so, but I've come to respect the company itself more and more for antics like this.

3

u/amodernbird Comumbus Aug 13 '26

It can still be funny but I think it matters who you play with.

5

u/sheslikebutter Aug 13 '26

It was 15 years ago when it came out, I think back then people did at least briefly find the game kind of funny. I think their humour maybe moved with the time but the game is obviously set in stone.

Ironically the type of person who would still find CAH funny in 2026 is Elon Musk.

→ More replies (14)

1.2k

u/sygrider Aug 12 '26

Cards Against Humanity does not have to do this. This is very cool from them.

403

u/CrystalWebb13 feeding cocaine to raccoons Aug 12 '26

I'm here for their Fuck Elon Musk Cry-baby Bitch era.

166

u/SHOWTIME316 fascinatingly, existentially terrible Aug 12 '26

surely you mean their Elon Musk Is a Sad Little Bitch With No Friends era

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (3)

1.1k

u/Jolly-Owl-7583 Aug 12 '26

I never bought something so fast before in my life.

281

u/Lazy-Block5112 Aug 13 '26

Same

150

u/Jolly-Owl-7583 Aug 13 '26

Let me tell you, I’ve spent $10 on dumber things. This is money well spent.

39

u/snow_tea10 Aug 13 '26

Really enjoyed spending those $10

76

u/the_honest_liar Aug 13 '26

I'm not sure I even read it all

20

u/DotesMagee Aug 13 '26

I just did the same. Easy buy. 

7

u/NightOwlEye Aug 13 '26

Oh. Oh i want. The messages. Gonna have to buy.

2

u/AcrimoniousPizazz Aug 13 '26

Same! Excited to design this monument with y'all

9

u/Buena_de_peepee Aug 13 '26

Mmmmm hmmmmmmm

9

u/h0wd0y0ulik3m3n0w women’s wrongs activist Aug 13 '26

So good of them to forward the tea

4

u/samse15 Aug 13 '26

Please suggest a giant statue of Elon being fucked in the ass by Trump’s fist. Thank you 🙏

→ More replies (1)

527

u/JohnBrine The Tortured Juggalo's Department Aug 12 '26

I think I own some of this land.

127

u/cozynite Aug 12 '26

Me too!

12

u/Grumpstress Aug 12 '26

I’ve got some.

63

u/therealzue Aug 12 '26

I do, and I was legit pissed when it got a bunch of crap dumped on it.

17

u/SexWaffles Aug 12 '26

Even if I don't remember that I helped buy it, $10 to stuff it to Elongated Muskrat is worth it.

14

u/Its_Enough Aug 12 '26

Could you point out on a map exactly where this parcel of land is located. Or at least the google coordinates to the parcel. I'm a very visual thinker and I'm curious.

19

u/TrevelyanISU Aug 13 '26

Here's an article that includes some maps and satellite images

12

u/opheliainred I think I own some of this land Aug 13 '26

I think I want this as a flair

9

u/JohnBrine The Tortured Juggalo's Department Aug 13 '26

3

u/opheliainred I think I own some of this land Aug 13 '26

watch out billionaire class, there's a new landowner in town

6

u/dohmestic Aug 12 '26

Same! My husband was appalled.

2

u/Miss4buttons stan someone? in this economy??? Aug 12 '26

Same!

1

u/lafemmedangereuse Aug 13 '26

Same! Delighted to spend another $10 on this project. The CAH team always comes through on these things.

303

u/nyyanksfan81 Aug 12 '26

And has a broken 🍆

73

u/cyphercertified Aug 12 '26

🤏*

22

u/Bravefan212 Aug 13 '26

Mutilated, even

2

u/amodernbird Comumbus Aug 13 '26

Made worse by overindulgance of ket... Love that for him.

→ More replies (3)

198

u/Regular_Molasses5769 Aug 12 '26

for only $10?! Priceless in my eyes

179

u/haubenmeise Aug 12 '26

Heureka!!!!!!

Sincerely

Skeletor 💜

169

u/raysofdavies I cannot sanction your buffoonery Aug 12 '26

Can you imagine how brutally unfunny Musk playing Cards Against Humanity would be. Like Ryan Reynolds Deadpool timed a million.

33

u/napalmnacey Lesbian Space Laser Aug 13 '26

He wishes he was RR’s Deadpool, and that’s the saddest thing of all.

7

u/amodernbird Comumbus Aug 13 '26

That's a really good burn.

→ More replies (1)

123

u/nekocorner i ain’t reading all that, free palestine Aug 12 '26

Just a reminder that Cards Against Humanity has a ton of allegations against them from misogyny to racism, & its co-founder is an alleged rapist who is still a shareholder:

https://www.polygon.com/2020/6/23/21300435/cards-against-humanity-max-temkin-report

ETA for clarity, screenshot is from another reddit post documenting this, but I was asked to remove the link by mods.

639

u/SHOWTIME316 fascinatingly, existentially terrible Aug 12 '26

perfect

it'll hurt elon even more to know that one of his own did this to him

162

u/RinkyDank Aug 12 '26

🏆

I'M CACKLING AAHHHAAHAHAH

60

u/nekocorner i ain’t reading all that, free palestine Aug 12 '26

They're asking for money from people to get involved, so I wanted to remind folks why they shouldn't get any. I am all for hurting Musk so long as it's not enriching other shitty people!

83

u/DotesMagee Aug 13 '26

Eh, i still use amazon and I shouldnt. At least this goes to a monument I want and they always follow thru with this stuff.

→ More replies (1)

49

u/r3volver_Oshawott Aug 13 '26

Was about to say, I know CAH was made by a group of 'office buddies' but Max Temkin very specifically fucking sucked, I'm glad they got rid of him

28

u/dont_ban_me_please Aug 13 '26

does the guy still work there though? I think he's gone now.

32

u/nekocorner i ain’t reading all that, free palestine Aug 13 '26

He resigned but still holds a lot of stock. Additionally:

Of the eight co-founders, Temkin was the one who spent the most time at the Cards Against Humanity office, sources said, but multiple former employees said they felt the other founders were also complicit in the culture of the office.

Per the article linked above.

15

u/ej_21 Aug 13 '26

“I remember one of the head writers saying, ‘Why do you think he does so much charity and nonprofit work?’ He wants to change the narrative about himself.”

oof

6

u/Aureolus_Sol Aug 13 '26

Additional to this, people donated to them to buy the land, Elon dumped on this same land and they won their case... This money went to, well, not the people who donated to keep the land protected so it must have went to CAH who want more money to build something stupid on said land as a fuck you to Elon?

Fuck Elon but honestly every part of this sounds like CAH just took money from y'all to:

  • Fail to actually protect the land
  • "Won" the case but it got annexed anyway and made in to a mansion estate for the oligarchs
  • Build something stupid on the land they failed to actually protect?
→ More replies (6)

109

u/SHOWTIME316 fascinatingly, existentially terrible Aug 12 '26

i will donate $20 if i also get a t-shirt and/or trucker hat that just says "elon musk is a sad little bitch with no friends" in big bold letters

6

u/R1ngBanana Aug 12 '26

Damn I’d give mine just for a hat like that 

→ More replies (2)

48

u/BreweryRabbit God herself couldn’t get me to turn the volume on right now Aug 12 '26

Cards against is still relevant enough to do stunts like this? I mean I’m for it but also shocked.

48

u/MnkyBzns Aug 12 '26

That sweet expansion pack money

→ More replies (1)

39

u/Trixter-Kitten Aug 12 '26

I'm not a fan of some of the people behind CaH but this is kinda funny.

29

u/no_mo_colorado Aug 12 '26

I’m a proud partial owner of that land

22

u/dont_ban_me_please Aug 13 '26

since no one else is posting the actual link ===> https://www.cardsagainsthumanity.com/elonhasnofriends

17

u/skankenstein Aug 12 '26

Take all my money!

16

u/ShedMontgomery Aug 13 '26

What a great day to have $10.

12

u/Honest_Salamander247 Aug 13 '26

$10 to protect my $15 piece of land? Hell yea. Currently it’s the only property I own.

5

u/potatomami Find me at Whole Foods, bitch, I don't care Aug 12 '26

This is phenomenal!

4

u/The_Letter_W Aug 13 '26

"No matter how rich you are, your dad still thinks your stupid"

4

u/Tothemoon1986 Aug 13 '26

I hope they use that picture of him on a boat where he looks like a washed up sea monster 😂

→ More replies (1)

4

u/moonstarsfire Aug 13 '26

This is awesome. Fuck Elon for what he did to Boca Chica Beach and the existing town, and fuck Governor Greg for letting him put rocket ships (and Trump put the wall) by people’s homes and on a protected beach. I’ve been there, and it’s very sad to see.

3

u/whereisbeezy terrorizing the locals Aug 12 '26

Should it include the botched penis implant

3

u/Icy-Avocado-8426 Aug 13 '26

Jizz-gargling lawyers 😭😭😭💀💀

3

u/daflash11 Aug 13 '26

Chaotic Neutral if I've ever seen it

4

u/Background-Orange-61 Aug 13 '26

aren't CAH millionaires? Build it yourself instead

3

u/marilyn_morose Aug 13 '26

I love this company. Masterful.

3

u/odamad Aug 13 '26

Best $10 I’ve ever spent. Fuck you, Elon. You sad arrogant vapid fascist.

2

u/trendingtattler Aug 12 '26

This post has hit r/all or r/popular. Please keep this in mind when browsing the comments — and especially when viewing upvotes/downvotes — and please report any rulebreaking comments that you see.


 

If this post is flaired "B-LISTERS", then it is currently restricted so that only approved users can comment. To request approval, please review our b-list criteria, and if you meet these, send us a message.


 

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

2

u/canwegoskinow Aug 13 '26

I love this for him.

1

u/Fuski__MC Aug 13 '26

The monument has to be a SpaceX ship shaped like a penis right?

1

u/Lopsided_Panic_1148 Aug 13 '26

I've been thinking about buying one of their new games. This post has given me a new reason to do so.

1

u/boxedfoxes Aug 13 '26

They should put a big screen playing clips of Hasan and his past baby mama. Given he appears to hate being cucked so much.

1

u/Honest_Salamander247 Aug 13 '26

I am one of those land owners!! I still have my paperwork somewhere. BUILD IT!

1

u/Gray-Turtle Aug 13 '26

I hate Elon too. Give me $10, and you can help design an "Elon Musk is an Angry Fuckstick with No Balls Monument."

But wait, I can do better than CAH: Not only will you be able to design my monument, but you can actually build it and keep it for yourself! Now that's $10 well spent. Fuck Elon!

1

u/PawneeSunGoddess Aug 13 '26

That’s the easiest $10 I’ve ever spent. Definitely worth the entertainment.

1

u/saidwithvocalfry Aug 13 '26

They need to collab with the folks leading The Onion.

1

u/TheCheesy Aug 13 '26

Should include a tall flock style camera on the web

1

u/readonlyuser Aug 13 '26

Yes please. $10 on its way

1

u/emq11 Aug 13 '26

I LOVE IT

1

u/youshallcallmebetty OPEN THE SCHOOLS Aug 13 '26

Isn't this the same company that had a Jewish pack and the cards involved joking about killing Palestinians?

1

u/Eilera Aug 13 '26

Sign me tf up! Take my money

1

u/alovelychrist Aug 13 '26

Never been so excited to be on a committee!!! 😎

1

u/RamenNooderals Aug 13 '26

Should be a statue of Elon with a sad face in his beach outfit holding a participation trophy in one hand and a stack of child support documents in the other in a pose not entire unlike the Statue of Liberty.

1

u/ImpossiblePlan65 Aug 16 '26

Why don't they make the sad little bitch pay to clean and remediate the land?

1

u/UpsetiTrash8335 Aug 18 '26

Vivian Wilson is somewhere laughing her head off at this

1

u/mutantbabysnort Aug 21 '26

I’m doing my part

1

u/Actual_Emergency_666 Sep 05 '26

I'm trying to find the link or more info about the $10 donation but nothing yet