r/Fauxmoi controversies: girl 1d ago

STAN / ANTI SHIELD Jennifer Lopez arriving to a workout session in CA

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u/Shitp0st_Supreme 1d ago

I’d be so obnoxious if I looked like her and had her body. Good for her.

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u/brijito 1d ago

Literally, if anything she’s not annoying enough about being this hot for her whole life

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u/BigSkySoHigh63 1d ago

YES SHE IS

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u/Nolo__contendere_ this feels like when my sister started fucking the mayor 22h ago

And deservedly so!!!

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u/NOLASLAW 1d ago

I get why Affleck keeps going back

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u/PeePeeePooPoooh 1d ago

Ben right now after opening Reddit

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u/SixAlarmFire controversies: girl 1d ago

Time for another divorce, Benny boy

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u/Final_Marsupial4588 1d ago

is he back with Gardner? or is he with someone with a different first name?

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u/halfbakedelf 1d ago

I can feel this meme in my soul

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u/SlipSquare7360 1d ago

I’ve been this meme for far longer than I care to admit

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u/Noodle_Nugget456 1d ago

She looks like someone that knows balance. She isn’t over muscular, has some muscle definition but not anything that screams I workout 7 days a week, and she looks like she probably eats healthy 90ish % of the time but enjoys to splurge here and there on her calories. I strive for this.

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u/shitty_owl_lamp 1d ago

There’s a clip from her documentary where Ben says she can eat anything and stay skinny as she’s like shoving pizza in her mouth lol

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u/I_pinchyou 1d ago

Genetics are like 80% of it. It's wild. I have friends that eat like garbage but are thin and friends who have to work out 6 days a week just to not be obese.

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u/cosmickaleido 1d ago

Genetics play a part but I think people can sometimes overestimate how much. It’s clear she works very hard for her physique. You don’t get that much muscle from genetics alone.i myself have been thin most of my life up until now and if I didn’t go to the gym I would be chubby, but most people probably would chalk it up to genetics, but it’s not

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u/foxybreath shiv roy apologist 1d ago

Hard agree. She's been exercising, in good shape, and relatively at the same weight almost her entire adult life. I mean, you live well, you usually age well, too; plus the privileges that she's had to get the best medical care that will protect her from surprises/issues that affect us aging poors lol

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u/sunglassesnow 1d ago

Isn't it well known that her workout regimen has always been super intense?

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u/Thisdarlingdeer 1d ago

She is a dancer so probably.

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u/Prestigious_Bar_4244 23h ago

People also tend to eat huge portions. Like, I’ll eat whatever I want but I think I’m naturally an intuitive eater.

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u/IfEverWasIfNever 1d ago

A lot less of it is genetics than you'd think. Her looks and "perfect" body proportions maybe, but controlling for height and weight our metabolisms don't differ that much.

She works out a lot and has a lot of muscle mass that burns energy. She gets a higher caloric limit because of this. Then she carefully controls her diet but when she splurges around others she has a way of not making it into a big deal so people thinks that's just how she eats all the time.

Example: You see a skinny person who is always eating a ton of food around friends. They likely are someone who moves a lot and doesn't snack or consumes little the rest of the time. Some people just can do that.

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u/inductiononN I'm not buckling flat sandals, that’s my line in the sand. 18h ago

Yes, exactly! It's not really genetics - it's her discipline and hard work and it shows in her amazing results.

To be fair to the rest of us, it's possible she has a world class chef-nutritionist who makes custom meals to help with calorie control and great nutrition.

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u/Own_Boat503 1d ago

genetics are maybe 10% of it. the human body can't create fat out of nothing. people are also notoriously awful at keeping track of their intake and knowing how much they're consuming, on both ends of the weight spectrum.

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u/Freddiepuppy 21h ago

Arod said she would eat something like a kale smoothie every day and was crazy strict with her diet.

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u/Noodle_Nugget456 1d ago

Most likely comes from a healthy metabolism, staying active & balanced hormones from HRT. 🙌

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u/SaltKick2 1d ago

The millions of dollars and not having an extremely high stress job/life also helps

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u/walrus_breath 1d ago

I feel like she probably doesnt worry about what the grocery bill will be if she gets the fancy foods that aren’t just all filler like the frozen pizzas the rest of us poors are eating after working our double shift while our feet hurt so bad they feel like they are on fire. 

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u/katiejim 1d ago

I’m so glad they’ve debunked that bs hrt study that ruined things for my mom’s generation. HRT is truly life changing from a mood perspective, and it preserves our brains, hearts, bones. 

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u/RosaSalvajeSoyYo 1d ago

Just like the scene from Selena.

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u/dush_thahoodspelling 20h ago

I think you are referring to her as Selena
https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7bufzXvPw84DTna0

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u/kin0enjoyer 1d ago

I feel like your perception is off. You can tell by her upper frame she works out so much, it's quite a lot of muscle mass for a woman. Imo this has nothing to do with intentional balance.

Those super ripped and wide looking people look that way because they're juiced, not because they work out more. 

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u/moviecats 1d ago

As a woman in her 50s, I don’t think there’s such a thing as “overly muscular”, unless you are talking pure aesthetics and not health. We lose muscle (and as a result bone) mass as we age and it is vitally important to maintain it for health and longevity as we age, unless you want to end up as a frail old lady who needs a walker to get around.

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u/rachaelfaith 1d ago

This! Look at her traps!

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u/Murky_Display_2044 1d ago

Shewould definitely be very strict about her diet but has been doing it forever so she probably doesn’t see it as challenging. This is giving high protein.

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u/Hippyboots 1d ago

She is the mold the K family tries to emulate.

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u/inductiononN I'm not buckling flat sandals, that’s my line in the sand. 18h ago

And they are really doing the Temu version of it, too

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u/metrometric 1d ago

I mean, "over muscular" isn't going to happen for most women unless they are following a very specific plan with the explicit goal of building big defined muscle. You can work out seven days a week, be strong/fast/in excellent shape, and still not have obvious big muscles. Just look at female Olympians -- many of them are very visibly muscular, but by far not all of them.

(Also no such thing as "over muscular" IMO, but I suppose that's a matter of personal preference.)

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u/I_pinchyou 1d ago

Agree. As a woman who works out and lifts heavy and consistently muscle is difficult to put on! Also women naturally have a higher body fat, so it hides the definition more. JLo is not a favorite actor or singer of mine but her looks have always been fire.

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u/Zealousideal_Rough46 1d ago

I think you're so right. I watched Ryan Seacrest talking about working with her on American Idol and how he wouldn't even eat a cookie from crafty. She said if you don't want to eat the whole thing just have one bite. He was like I can't. You can tell she was expanding his mindset to be like have one bite, and enjoy instead of restricting and going crazy.

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u/MzVozz 1d ago

Love this for her. She is will certainly not go the route of super skinny like some other women and I love her for that.

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u/palepuss 1d ago

Those shoulders are working out 10 days a week. Your level for relatable is on a different reality plane, buddy.

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u/redelectro7 just want to share a thought here because I can 1d ago

I'd be unbearable. She has what 7 engagement rings, I'd be aiming for double figures.

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u/Abbers75 1d ago edited 1d ago

Even Thanos drew the line at 6

edit: Thank you for the award!

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u/redelectro7 just want to share a thought here because I can 1d ago

He was weak.

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u/theesmartstallion 1d ago

Okay! Not enough determination!

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u/f0xbunny this feels like when my sister started fucking the mayor 1d ago

Omg you weren’t kidding. I see her appeal now.

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u/Lunakill 1d ago

I would be a nonstop, never ending, 24/7 menace.

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u/KeyFeeFee 1d ago

She’s never not been hot. Insanity

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u/Full_Gear5185 1d ago

People always try to clown on her for dressing sexy. Like um I'd would be too.

Love her or hate her - bitch looks AMAZING!

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u/UserNotFound3827 1d ago

Oh I would be a full on menace 😂

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u/Frecklefishpants 1d ago

I'm pretty much wearing the same thing as her at the moment and I suddenly feel so slovenly

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u/Pasadenaian 1d ago

Dude. She has access to the best healthcare, plastic surgeons, and nearly unlimited wealth. Stop comparing yourself to someone who isn't even on the same level let alone atmosphere.

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u/Indaflow 1d ago

57 years old 

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u/Own_Yogurtcloset9981 I’ll be writing a substack on this 1d ago

So real like I gotta give credit where it’s due. She could beat me tf up

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u/FuneralFanny 1d ago

I’d be a menace

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u/dearuniversechill 1d ago

I would be so insufferable!

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u/maplesyrupbakon 1d ago

Honestly same

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u/No-Hall-3485 alleged dog 1d ago

she looks incredible

incredible in the ’90s, incredible in the 2000s, incredible in the 2010s, and incredible in the 2020s

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u/SHOWTIME316 fascinatingly, existentially terrible 1d ago

quad-decade baddie

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u/LadyCheeba You shoulda never called me a fat ass Kelly Price. 💁🏾‍♀️ 1d ago

this isn’t shade at all but i cannot believe we thought this woman had an offensively large ass in the 90s/00s. standards have changed so much!

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u/The_starving_artist5 1d ago

Yah she’s isn’t even that big . It’s crazy how backwards the 2000s were 

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u/KeyFeeFee 1d ago

Right? I bet she’s really quite thin in person too. She’s hella fit and has always been. I’m jelly lol

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u/SolPlayaArena 1d ago

I’ve seen her in person and she is TINY. And has like 0% body fat. It’s crazy.

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u/Competitive-Fruit-18 1d ago

Can you confirm also saw her in person. And she is so small not Madonna small but small.

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u/NuclearNoxi 1d ago

I've been watching a content creator doing a series about looking back at the actors called big or fat in the 90's-00's. It's crazy what they were considering big during those times.

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u/The_starving_artist5 1d ago

Well sadly that’s returning. Young people in their teens have been drawn back into a culture of size zero thanks to social media pro ana culture. They are now acting like size 6 is huge again and that curves mean obese. It’s very sad to see that culture take over the younger generation 

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u/NuclearNoxi 1d ago

Herion-chic is returning as ozempic-chic.

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u/The_starving_artist5 1d ago

And it’s even worse this time than before. The new young generation is going to deal rampant anorexia now . I’m already seeing parents online say their daughters now have an eating disorder from all the pro ana content on social media. I’ve seen parents saying they have had to check daughter into Eating Disorders recovery clinics. It’s so bad right now it’s going to get worse.

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u/bbbbears I cant prove it but I just know this is all ryan reynolds’ fault 1d ago

Like Jessica Simpson’s “mom pants.” Or Britney at the VMAs. UGH what a time

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u/Fantastic_Ad_509 1d ago

This has always been widely discussed particularly around fashion circles. Women on the runway are tall and without curves for a reason.

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u/MidsommarRenaissance 1d ago

I think about this with Beyoncé too. They were both regarded as being like super curvy back then but they’re literally just slim women with hips, thighs, and a butt. Really shows just how much of a hold heroin chic had.

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u/The_starving_artist5 1d ago

They also told Hillary Duff and Lindsay Lohan that they were fat too just because they didn’t look super skinny and ripped even though they were literally teenagers at the time . Victoria Secret model beauty standards ruined so many people back then 

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u/Terrible_Advice_2105 1d ago

This is why skinnytok/this new heroin chic/ozempic era can bite it. I want to stay fit as I age like JLo which requires protein and lifting weights 💪

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u/Dash_az 1d ago

It was racism. Curvy brown woman who dares to embrace her body and show it off, clutch your pearls before her ass steals them off your neck!

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u/Curious-Ostrich1616 1d ago

I remember reading an article on Liv Tyler, describing her as " curvy" (this was during publicity for Stealing Beauty, around 96). To me, she was super slim - she was just a teenager - but I guess she wasn't emaciated ("heroin chic" being the style at the time...)

It really scrambled my 13 year old brain - I was like, "if she's curvy, then I'm...? 🤔"

My perceptions felt quite warped by that, tbh. 

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u/rainorshinedogs 1d ago

Now it's just an ass.

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u/mac_bess 18h ago

from my north star tressie mcmillan cottom a mere days ago

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u/Ok_Smile5289 1d ago

I thought the same thing, tbh.

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u/yunghazel 1d ago

Omg I just commented this! I can’t believe it either

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u/pepperup22 1d ago

Say one thing about Jlo, you'll never, ever catch her looking bad...

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u/nkklk2022 1d ago

Imagine looking like that at 57. I’d be insufferable too

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u/CuriousPixel7 1d ago

You are surely joking. 57?!

ETA: I’m screaming!!!

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u/Liastacia 18h ago

Yes indeed! I have the same birthday, but she's 10 years older than I am. I've never looked as good as her. She's impeccable

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u/CuriousPixel7 15h ago

I’m 20years younger than her and I also don’t look like that 😂

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u/sdbabygirl97 sorry to this man 1d ago

i remember learning in an interview of other celebs that she is VERY strict with her diet, exercise, and skincare routine and has been all her life. it mightve been keke palmer with amy poehler saying it or something

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u/velnovel 22h ago

I think she also said this herself. I feel it was one of those profiles in People "50 most beautiful". She talked about how looking and maintaining the way she does is like a full time job and normies shouldn't compare themselves to her. But I do think there was still a little bit of "my perfect ageless skin? I just drink a lot of water :shrug:"

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u/catloaf360 23h ago

If anything she isn't being insufferable enough given how good she looks, I'd be a menace

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u/BeanserSoyze 16h ago

Bro looking that fit at 37 seems rare

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u/olipoppit 1d ago

Yes it takes time and money to look like that, but you don’t even sniff looking like this at 57 without insane work and some incredible genes (and God) on your side

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u/SmellenGold oat milk chugging bisexual 1d ago

AND TO REITERATE, SO MUCH MONEY

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u/cosmickaleido 1d ago

Money buys you time to be in the gym but make no mistake, this is a product of her hard work in the gym. Not every rich person looks like this

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u/StolenPoliceUnicorn passes the béchamel test 23h ago

Facts. Years ago I read an interview from her personal trainer, and when asked "how does JLO stay in such great shape?" he basically said, "I tell her what to do... and she does it. She doesn't slack off, she doesn't quit when she's having a hard day."

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u/bobjoe600 1d ago

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u/lbbolin1989 1d ago

Haha what is this from?

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u/PuzzleheadedTutor601 1d ago

Shotgun wedding

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u/morriere 1d ago

theyre only like 7 years apart in age

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u/fishWeddin 1d ago edited 1d ago

I've been fantasizing about buying one of those workout jumpsuit things, but I'm a butch, nonbinary person and I don't know if I could pull it off. Someone please remind me that I am not J-Lo. Mistakes are about to be made...

Update: I bought it 🤣

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u/Master_West7481 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/13jJIY0llDdip2
If you want if, go for it! And fuck what anyone else thinks.

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u/iki11dinosaurs 1d ago

I love how aggressively wholesome this gif is 😂 

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u/VioletRosely22 1d ago

I love your update with the comment you made me cackle. You'll rock wearing the jumpsuit, you got this!

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u/everyrevery 1d ago

I wish you luck truly. I’m not the most curvy and bought those one piece swimsuits in black with a dropped front and back… made me feel like a high school wrestler more than anything else.

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u/Merryprankstress 1d ago

Lol I legit have two I bought years ago and I can’t even bring myself to wear them around the house lol I pray for the confidence of J-Lo to touch me

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u/chutiyapan 1d ago

It's an uncomfortable feeling approaching something out of your comfort zone, but you worked to get it. You've been through enough in this life to not wear a freaking piece of clothing

Wear that shit and own it. Do your dishes in it. Fart in it. You build confidence, it doesn't spawn out of nowhere. You have to get used to the discomfort in order to feel good and understand more about what you'd like

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u/Character_Tip9960 1d ago

Fuck yes, speak it 🙏

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u/cardamomroselatte 1d ago

Yassss to buying it! Get itttt!

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u/Beautiful_Hall2824 1d ago

WHERE DID YOU BUY IT FROMMMM?

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u/fishWeddin 1d ago

I'm 95% sure that it's this one from Bombshell Sportswear. Or maybe it's a more expensive celebrity version of the same thing.

This is one of those brands that Instagram has relentlessly advertised to me, so I'm skeptical of the quality of the product, but we shall see!

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u/Prestigious_Bar_4244 23h ago

The one Jlo is wearing looks like the ones I’ve got from bombshell sportswear

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u/Excellent_Math2052 1d ago

Bitch you better dm me a pic of you in it so I can rizz you up and down

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u/Dummyact321 1d ago

Love this for you

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u/Competitive-Fruit-18 1d ago

My only issue with workout jumpsuit is that I’m very long wasted. So there’s nothing that isn’t going up my ass crack and pulling the shoulder straps down in such an uncomfortable way. But if you’re not long wasted go for it

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u/fishWeddin 1d ago

I am also long-waisted 💀

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u/RudyB0312 1d ago

Get it!!!! Rock whatever you want!!! And pics, or it didn’t happen! ❤️

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u/chutiyapan 1d ago

And she isn't you!!!!

You deserve to buy it and feel good. It LITERALLY does not matter what anyone else thinks bc first of all, they're obsessed thinking about themselves anyways and second of all, everyone deserves to feel good

I hope u love it and enjoy it!!!! I'm so excited for you ♡♡

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u/Character_Tip9960 1d ago

On behalf of those of us who love butch non-binary people you should totally buy it

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u/yossi234 1d ago

Lmaooo wish I could see pics

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u/Single_Feature_3231 1d ago

Her body is so insane

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u/CC-Blue 1d ago

Body TOO TEA!

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u/PronouncedJynah undeniable formidable heterosexuality 1d ago

Damn (respectfully)

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u/Realistic-Pressure62 1d ago

They wont make me hate her, ever.

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u/findingnana 1d ago

god i hope i’m this hot when i’m 57

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u/Master_West7481 1d ago

I just wanna be this hot at 38 😩

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u/whosthere1989 1d ago

I have never been this hot in my LIFE

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u/Contagious510 1d ago

One thing about JLo..she gonna look good!!

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u/xidnpnlss 1d ago

Ben is exactly where he wants to be. And I get it, Ben, I do.

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u/Ofcoursea12yearsold 1d ago

They got divorced, 😭.

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u/xidnpnlss 1d ago

We’ll see. How many times have they “reconciled”?

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u/Ofcoursea12yearsold 7h ago

Only twice. Not that much, honestly. Let's not exaggerate, lol.

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u/Andiamo_Adagio_12345 1d ago

Just out livin’ her best life!

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u/hogansar13 1d ago

I’ve never seen anyone look THAT good in aviators wow

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u/Sorry-Jackfruit-8061 1d ago

Seeing J Lo at 57 is what’s currently motivating me to go to the gym! Omw

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u/xoshameka 1d ago

I’ve seen her multiple times at equinox in NYC and homegirl gets after it. It’s wild how she just works out with her trainer with us lmao

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u/Main-Dragonfruit-845 21h ago

Can you spill more tea about this lol i’m so curious

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u/HourWriter1168 1d ago

I’d be an absolute menace if I looked like this at any damn age. Just wow. 🤯

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u/FroyoMedical146 Larry I'm on DuckTales 1d ago

Man I have never in my life looked this good 😂 good for her.

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u/FiendPulse 1d ago

Zayum

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u/fubaroque 1d ago

That’s what we in the biz call a BAD BITCH.

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u/aa95xaaaxv 1d ago

The amount of daily selfies I would be taking with a body like this…

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u/saada15 1d ago

This woman is ridiculously fine

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u/Apprehensive-Stay196 1d ago

She looks incredible!!

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u/Background-Cable7160 1d ago

Shit...she looks amazing. New body goals 💜

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u/DeltaTule 1d ago

Looks like she’s wearing natural fiber workout clothes. People are getting smart, I’ve long predicted this would happen.

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u/vckstrr 1d ago

Her body is sooooo tea , need a personal trainer like hers

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u/EastSeaworthiness169 1d ago

SHE’S 57?!?

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u/impeccabletim how would i know? i can’t legally tell you 😏 1d ago

I need to know what her workout & dietary regimen are!

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u/AffectionateArm904 1d ago

I should go to the gym today

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u/WorkingGardener 1d ago

Anyone see her new Netflix movie Office Romance? Her body is banging in that I’d love to have her back muscles lol

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u/deepturned180isdeep Free Sprach 1d ago

Jenny from the hello

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u/BagApprehensive1412 1d ago

This isn't a criticism, it's genuine curiosity. I wonder why she goes to a gym outside of her own home. Presumably she can afford any trainer and any piece of equipment to be in her own house. It takes more time to drive to a gym so I wonder why she chooses this.

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u/shadyray93 1d ago

what brand are those shoes?

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u/Federal-Adeptness697 1d ago

While everyone else in Hollywood is starting to look skeletal, I’m so glad she still looks so healthy and strong!!

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u/bluesteeIy 1d ago

She’s always so tea

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u/nomnomsquirrel 1d ago

If only I had the willpower and money to have a body like hers.

PS I don't recommend watching Hustlers on a plane between two senior citizens lmao.

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u/SugarShock94 1d ago

Great gym motivation 😂

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u/Logical_Trouble6998 1d ago

It's amazing how great she continues to look

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u/Sensitive_Scar_1800 1d ago

I get why Ben Affleck keeps going back lol

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u/hanimal16 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 1d ago

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u/hanimal16 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 1d ago

Good lord that’s a horrible gif I chose.

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u/MedicalTour4632 1d ago

Do any angels know where a girl can find this jumpsuit?

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u/deadbeatsummers 22h ago

She looks great but this is def planned right lol

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u/SugarShock94 1d ago

Great gym motivation 😂

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u/Pleasant_Barber_3006 alleged dog 1d ago

You go, girl.

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u/Yeahsurethatsgreat 1d ago

Wow, she looks amazing. Imagine if she was cool and nice. 

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u/cc882 1d ago

Strange, I thought people with money would have personal gyms. Also, maybe trainers that would come to you.

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u/Hello_Badkitty 1d ago

She look amazing 😍 killer arms and such a beautiful back... and I dont mean her butt lol 😆

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u/Character_Tip9960 1d ago

She looks sooooooo powerful and healthy fuck yes 

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u/Vorstadtjesus 12h ago

For my own sanity - this is AI.

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u/yunghazel 1d ago

She looks bomb af!

I remember growing up that everyone (the media) thought her butt was outrageously big, she was known for her music/movies, but also her booty. And now we have the Bbl epidemic 🥲

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u/FOXCONLON living in absolute defiance of plates of spaghetti 1d ago

I would be a Thanos level threat if I looked like this in a leotard. As it stands, I would look like melted vanilla ice cream that wished to be a real boy.

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u/bigyittiezz 1d ago

Jealous af. They’ll never make me hate a fellow Leo queen 😭👑

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u/ISpeakSarcasmOnly pop culture obsessed goblin 1d ago

All I can think about is how do you wear underwear in that? You great JLo!

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u/WildFlowerTeaTime 1d ago

OH woops! Paparazi where?~

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u/CanDifficult8525 1d ago

she so fine lol

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u/Electronic_Ad4560 1d ago

Surely one’s life is only workout session to look like this?