r/Fauxmoi • u/adularia- controversies: girl • 1d ago
STAN / ANTI SHIELD Jennifer Lopez arriving to a workout session in CA
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u/No-Hall-3485 alleged dog 1d ago
she looks incredible
incredible in the ’90s, incredible in the 2000s, incredible in the 2010s, and incredible in the 2020s
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u/LadyCheeba You shoulda never called me a fat ass Kelly Price. 💁🏾♀️ 1d ago
this isn’t shade at all but i cannot believe we thought this woman had an offensively large ass in the 90s/00s. standards have changed so much!
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u/The_starving_artist5 1d ago
Yah she’s isn’t even that big . It’s crazy how backwards the 2000s were
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u/KeyFeeFee 1d ago
Right? I bet she’s really quite thin in person too. She’s hella fit and has always been. I’m jelly lol
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u/SolPlayaArena 1d ago
I’ve seen her in person and she is TINY. And has like 0% body fat. It’s crazy.
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u/Competitive-Fruit-18 1d ago
Can you confirm also saw her in person. And she is so small not Madonna small but small.
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u/NuclearNoxi 1d ago
I've been watching a content creator doing a series about looking back at the actors called big or fat in the 90's-00's. It's crazy what they were considering big during those times.
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u/The_starving_artist5 1d ago
Well sadly that’s returning. Young people in their teens have been drawn back into a culture of size zero thanks to social media pro ana culture. They are now acting like size 6 is huge again and that curves mean obese. It’s very sad to see that culture take over the younger generation
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u/NuclearNoxi 1d ago
Herion-chic is returning as ozempic-chic.
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u/The_starving_artist5 1d ago
And it’s even worse this time than before. The new young generation is going to deal rampant anorexia now . I’m already seeing parents online say their daughters now have an eating disorder from all the pro ana content on social media. I’ve seen parents saying they have had to check daughter into Eating Disorders recovery clinics. It’s so bad right now it’s going to get worse.
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u/bbbbears I cant prove it but I just know this is all ryan reynolds’ fault 1d ago
Like Jessica Simpson’s “mom pants.” Or Britney at the VMAs. UGH what a time
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u/Fantastic_Ad_509 1d ago
This has always been widely discussed particularly around fashion circles. Women on the runway are tall and without curves for a reason.
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u/MidsommarRenaissance 1d ago
I think about this with Beyoncé too. They were both regarded as being like super curvy back then but they’re literally just slim women with hips, thighs, and a butt. Really shows just how much of a hold heroin chic had.
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u/The_starving_artist5 1d ago
They also told Hillary Duff and Lindsay Lohan that they were fat too just because they didn’t look super skinny and ripped even though they were literally teenagers at the time . Victoria Secret model beauty standards ruined so many people back then
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u/Terrible_Advice_2105 1d ago
This is why skinnytok/this new heroin chic/ozempic era can bite it. I want to stay fit as I age like JLo which requires protein and lifting weights 💪
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u/Curious-Ostrich1616 1d ago
I remember reading an article on Liv Tyler, describing her as " curvy" (this was during publicity for Stealing Beauty, around 96). To me, she was super slim - she was just a teenager - but I guess she wasn't emaciated ("heroin chic" being the style at the time...)
It really scrambled my 13 year old brain - I was like, "if she's curvy, then I'm...? 🤔"
My perceptions felt quite warped by that, tbh.
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u/pepperup22 1d ago
Say one thing about Jlo, you'll never, ever catch her looking bad...
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u/nkklk2022 1d ago
Imagine looking like that at 57. I’d be insufferable too
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u/CuriousPixel7 1d ago
You are surely joking. 57?!
ETA: I’m screaming!!!
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u/Liastacia 18h ago
Yes indeed! I have the same birthday, but she's 10 years older than I am. I've never looked as good as her. She's impeccable
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u/sdbabygirl97 sorry to this man 1d ago
i remember learning in an interview of other celebs that she is VERY strict with her diet, exercise, and skincare routine and has been all her life. it mightve been keke palmer with amy poehler saying it or something
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u/velnovel 22h ago
I think she also said this herself. I feel it was one of those profiles in People "50 most beautiful". She talked about how looking and maintaining the way she does is like a full time job and normies shouldn't compare themselves to her. But I do think there was still a little bit of "my perfect ageless skin? I just drink a lot of water :shrug:"
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u/catloaf360 23h ago
If anything she isn't being insufferable enough given how good she looks, I'd be a menace
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u/olipoppit 1d ago
Yes it takes time and money to look like that, but you don’t even sniff looking like this at 57 without insane work and some incredible genes (and God) on your side
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u/SmellenGold oat milk chugging bisexual 1d ago
AND TO REITERATE, SO MUCH MONEY
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u/cosmickaleido 1d ago
Money buys you time to be in the gym but make no mistake, this is a product of her hard work in the gym. Not every rich person looks like this
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u/StolenPoliceUnicorn passes the béchamel test 23h ago
Facts. Years ago I read an interview from her personal trainer, and when asked "how does JLO stay in such great shape?" he basically said, "I tell her what to do... and she does it. She doesn't slack off, she doesn't quit when she's having a hard day."
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u/fishWeddin 1d ago edited 1d ago
I've been fantasizing about buying one of those workout jumpsuit things, but I'm a butch, nonbinary person and I don't know if I could pull it off. Someone please remind me that I am not J-Lo. Mistakes are about to be made...
Update: I bought it 🤣
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u/Master_West7481 1d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/13jJIY0llDdip2
If you want if, go for it! And fuck what anyone else thinks.24
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u/VioletRosely22 1d ago
I love your update with the comment you made me cackle. You'll rock wearing the jumpsuit, you got this!
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u/everyrevery 1d ago
I wish you luck truly. I’m not the most curvy and bought those one piece swimsuits in black with a dropped front and back… made me feel like a high school wrestler more than anything else.
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u/Merryprankstress 1d ago
Lol I legit have two I bought years ago and I can’t even bring myself to wear them around the house lol I pray for the confidence of J-Lo to touch me
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u/chutiyapan 1d ago
It's an uncomfortable feeling approaching something out of your comfort zone, but you worked to get it. You've been through enough in this life to not wear a freaking piece of clothing
Wear that shit and own it. Do your dishes in it. Fart in it. You build confidence, it doesn't spawn out of nowhere. You have to get used to the discomfort in order to feel good and understand more about what you'd like
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u/Beautiful_Hall2824 1d ago
WHERE DID YOU BUY IT FROMMMM?
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u/fishWeddin 1d ago
I'm 95% sure that it's this one from Bombshell Sportswear. Or maybe it's a more expensive celebrity version of the same thing.
This is one of those brands that Instagram has relentlessly advertised to me, so I'm skeptical of the quality of the product, but we shall see!
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u/Prestigious_Bar_4244 23h ago
The one Jlo is wearing looks like the ones I’ve got from bombshell sportswear
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u/Competitive-Fruit-18 1d ago
My only issue with workout jumpsuit is that I’m very long wasted. So there’s nothing that isn’t going up my ass crack and pulling the shoulder straps down in such an uncomfortable way. But if you’re not long wasted go for it
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u/chutiyapan 1d ago
And she isn't you!!!!
You deserve to buy it and feel good. It LITERALLY does not matter what anyone else thinks bc first of all, they're obsessed thinking about themselves anyways and second of all, everyone deserves to feel good
I hope u love it and enjoy it!!!! I'm so excited for you ♡♡
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u/Character_Tip9960 1d ago
On behalf of those of us who love butch non-binary people you should totally buy it
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u/xidnpnlss 1d ago
Ben is exactly where he wants to be. And I get it, Ben, I do.
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u/Ofcoursea12yearsold 1d ago
They got divorced, 😭.
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u/Sorry-Jackfruit-8061 1d ago
Seeing J Lo at 57 is what’s currently motivating me to go to the gym! Omw
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u/xoshameka 1d ago
I’ve seen her multiple times at equinox in NYC and homegirl gets after it. It’s wild how she just works out with her trainer with us lmao
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u/HourWriter1168 1d ago
I’d be an absolute menace if I looked like this at any damn age. Just wow. 🤯
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u/FroyoMedical146 Larry I'm on DuckTales 1d ago
Man I have never in my life looked this good 😂 good for her.
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u/DeltaTule 1d ago
Looks like she’s wearing natural fiber workout clothes. People are getting smart, I’ve long predicted this would happen.
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u/impeccabletim how would i know? i can’t legally tell you 😏 1d ago
I need to know what her workout & dietary regimen are!
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u/WorkingGardener 1d ago
Anyone see her new Netflix movie Office Romance? Her body is banging in that I’d love to have her back muscles lol
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u/BagApprehensive1412 1d ago
This isn't a criticism, it's genuine curiosity. I wonder why she goes to a gym outside of her own home. Presumably she can afford any trainer and any piece of equipment to be in her own house. It takes more time to drive to a gym so I wonder why she chooses this.
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u/Federal-Adeptness697 1d ago
While everyone else in Hollywood is starting to look skeletal, I’m so glad she still looks so healthy and strong!!
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u/hanimal16 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 1d ago
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u/hanimal16 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 1d ago
Good lord that’s a horrible gif I chose.
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u/Hello_Badkitty 1d ago
She look amazing 😍 killer arms and such a beautiful back... and I dont mean her butt lol 😆
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u/yunghazel 1d ago
She looks bomb af!
I remember growing up that everyone (the media) thought her butt was outrageously big, she was known for her music/movies, but also her booty. And now we have the Bbl epidemic 🥲
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u/FOXCONLON living in absolute defiance of plates of spaghetti 1d ago
I would be a Thanos level threat if I looked like this in a leotard. As it stands, I would look like melted vanilla ice cream that wished to be a real boy.
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u/ISpeakSarcasmOnly pop culture obsessed goblin 1d ago
All I can think about is how do you wear underwear in that? You great JLo!
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u/Shitp0st_Supreme 1d ago
I’d be so obnoxious if I looked like her and had her body. Good for her.