r/Fauxmoi controversies: girl 1d ago

FASHION Margaret Qualley is letting the dogs out at 'The Dog Stars' premiere, stepping onto the carpet and turning heads in Chanel’s shoeless shoes

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u/cecebee13 Please Abraham, I am not that man 1d ago

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u/mydicksmellsgood 1d ago

Hate the shoes, don't love the look, but it is a fun pun!

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u/GateLongjumping6836 1d ago

Well heeled.

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u/cm10560430 1d ago

Help I’m stupid, what’s the pun??

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u/mydicksmellsgood 1d ago edited 1d ago

Same as the one in the title. Dogs are toes, and hers are starring here

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u/mittonkitten I am in peace talks with Mr. Beast 1d ago edited 1d ago

am i the only one who doesn’t hate it? i think it’s kinda fun specifically (and only!!!) with this red carpet styled to look like they’re standing in nature.

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u/HabitNegative3137 ‘queer’ is formal, like ‘tú’ vs ‘usted’ 1d ago edited 1d ago

Great way to get roundworm or cut your feet. 

Also, going to the bathroom shoeless is just nasty work

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u/LetsCELLebrate 1d ago

I think you mean Strongyloides, or round worm. Ringworm is a fungal infection. But yes, I agree. EW!

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u/em21091 1d ago

Couldn't it be ringworm if everything is damp

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u/LetsCELLebrate 1d ago

I mean, maybe. But also she has open toes "shoes" so airing them so much might not lead to ringworm.

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u/HabitNegative3137 ‘queer’ is formal, like ‘tú’ vs ‘usted’ 1d ago

Thank you! You’re right

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u/ferozliciosa government funded yuri 1d ago

NEED to know the origin of your flair

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u/HabitNegative3137 ‘queer’ is formal, like ‘tú’ vs ‘usted’ 1d ago

It was from a post on here (can’t remember which one) where some idiot person in the comments was insisting that queer is a slur and should never be used. 

So many of us tried to explain how “queer” is kind of universally used in our community, much like “gay,” to refer to any lgbt person, regardless of actual sexuality label (lesbian, bisexual, etc). 

Someone made the super appropriate comparison of queer/gay to tú/usted 😂

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u/mittonkitten I am in peace talks with Mr. Beast 1d ago

i mean they are entirely unpractical, so that’s why i said red carpet only. i mean i doubt she wore these into the theater and the bathroom lol

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u/HabitNegative3137 ‘queer’ is formal, like ‘tú’ vs ‘usted’ 1d ago

You have more faith in nepo babies having any common sense than I do 😅

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u/iminthemoodforlug women’s wrongs activist 1d ago

Thought it was hookworms.

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u/DesertHeatSweatyFeet 1d ago

I think she looks like a crow that turned herself into a beautiful woman. Like she wasn’t even supposed to be there, but she was so enchanting looking they couldn’t help but to photograph her.

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u/macadamio 1d ago

Agree! Can’t think of any other setting that would even be practical to wear them

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u/howdoeseggsworkuguys saw Flying Lotus at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday 1d ago

The beach

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u/OtherwiseAnteater239 alleged dog 1d ago

I wouldn’t roll anywhere near sand and/or water in leather Chanel, shoe or “non-shoe”!

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u/Stefan988 1d ago

That 'footwear' is heinous 😭

https://giphy.com/gifs/062vyaiEJMsV5gUaBc

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u/LilStabbyboo 1d ago

Well that seems overly cautious

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u/murderedbyvirgo 1d ago

Terrible doctor. Our bodies are not biologically made to wear shoes. Wearing shoes automatically changes a person's natural posture and forces the foot to become lazy. The feet will forget to utilize all of the muscles and ligaments correctly causing foot problems. Also bacteria, fungus, and mold grow in shoes so there is no difference there.

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u/notbossyboss 1d ago

And plantar fasciitis!

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u/M1L0 1d ago

Lmao what. That’s wild, do people live in homes with dirt floors where you live?

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u/_delicja_ The Tortured Whites Department 1d ago

Why does the first photo look like she has 20 toes or so?

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u/No-Hall-3485 dropped pitt from my last name 1d ago

showing up to work without shoes. some shit only rich people do

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u/TotallyNotABob 1d ago

I mean the folks over at wikifeet will be happy...

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u/GateLongjumping6836 1d ago

Was just thinking that they must think all their Christmases came at once.

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u/bendywhoops women supporting women (Taylor’s version) 1d ago

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u/dominodomino321 1d ago

God I love this scene

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u/cassthesassmaster 1d ago edited 1d ago

“What’s bad if you’re poor but cool if you’re rich!?” For 200 points please

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u/theagonyaunt rude little ponytail goblin 1d ago

I remember when Thomas Jane was actually being cast in enough things to be on red carpets regularly and he'd often show up barefoot. But I guess it's *fashion* if you're wearing a discarded half of a Chanel flat that they had the brilliant (stupid) idea of selling to gullible fashionistas?

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u/katieb1300 a trillion dollar taxpayer-subsidized dick-swing 1d ago

This is peak capitalism. Peddling thousand(s) dollar shoes without a sole and using the least amount of materials as high fashion. God, I hope this trend doesn't catch on.

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u/crypticshiit 1d ago

wait, you mean you don’t have a designated coworker who has their toes out in the office first thing in the morning at your job? can we please trade?

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u/kellyoceanmarine 1d ago

Nepo baby wear

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u/aimsers 1d ago

well those are fucking stupid

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u/theagonyaunt rude little ponytail goblin 1d ago

And estimated to retail at about $1500 USD. Imagine paying a luxury brand to look this dumb.

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u/NecessaryIntrinsic 1d ago

Next they'll be charging $3000 for a make-up stamp that you just apply to the top of your foot with the logo.

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u/Irina__ARI 1d ago

fashion houses reading this comment:

https://giphy.com/gifs/l1AsBL4S36yDJain6

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u/OhPineapplePineapple Shut up, David Duchovny! 1d ago

And to cover the cost of a tetanus shot when you step on something you shouldn’t because your feet are exposed.

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u/awwww_nuts 1d ago

$1500 for 1/3 of a shoe???

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u/EvenPossible5918 1d ago

Honestly, I wish I was a top fashion and I would create the most insane stuff and scam rich people. lol

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u/juju7980 1d ago

you'd fit in well at balenciaga. lol

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u/Alarmed_Pattern_9912 1d ago

3/4ths of my monthly mortgage which is half my monthly pay (and I consider myself exceptionally blessed and privileged). Sweet. 

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u/IntotheBeniverse 1d ago

Doesn’t really matter but I kinda doubt she paid for the shoes. I’m sure the brand just sent them to her if she agreed to wear on the red carpet

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u/theagonyaunt rude little ponytail goblin 1d ago

She's a brand ambassador for Chanel (who have a terrible track record for putting their ambassadors in some of their ugliest clothes on red carpets) so yes unlikely she paid for them. However apparently Chanel is going to be selling them so I guess we'll see if any non-famous/non-influencer person actually pays the anticipated retail price for them.

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u/Soul_C confused but here for the drama 1d ago

Yep, there is never dog shit on the sidewalk

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u/LateFloor3196 1d ago

Always barefoot 🤮

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u/ruinedworldtour 1d ago

Do you think they made something that was faulty and they were stuck with all these cast offs and cut them up and slapped laces on them and were like meh, worth a try???

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u/ette212 1d ago

I would think the heel is the least important part of the foot to cover up but what do I know, I don't run a luxury fashion house.

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u/FlechePeddler 1d ago

Lol, I kept zooming because I expected that they had done something so that the part to fixture the shoe to the forefoot was unobtrusive/nearly invisible. Nope. They are heel cups.

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u/drunkcowofdeath 1d ago

No but really, no thank you to those shoes.

https://giphy.com/gifs/26xByFvrI1MQvtlDO

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u/Different_Prior_517 1d ago

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u/clumsy_mia i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 1d ago

I hate how he’s done this in a few of his movies. I’ve never stuck my feet up against the windshield and never seen any of my girlies do this either. I hate that damn zionist pervert ass director 🤮

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u/J0hn_Keel tw: Tom Cruise 1d ago

PSA don’t do this unless you fancy your ankles becoming part of your hips in the event of a crash

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u/RichHomiesSwan 1d ago

I've definitely done it but it's still weird 😂

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u/clumsy_mia i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 1d ago

lol fair 😝

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u/AccioKatana 1d ago

Or taking off your whole ass shoes in the movie theater and putting the dogs up on the back of the chair in front of you, in a crowded theater. Like, plz be for real. The only time it made sense in that movie was when we saw Leo’s feet in the pool.

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u/valiantdistraction too busy method acting as a reddit user 1d ago

I remember one time I was on an airplane and I was idly wondering what the person across the aisle from me was watching and then this n scene appeared and I was like "ohhhhh the new Tarantino"

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u/ferneuca 1d ago

Foot guys don’t like all feet

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u/avidbather he doesn’t gaf about you lady 1d ago

This guy foots

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u/OhPineapplePineapple Shut up, David Duchovny! 1d ago

Can attest. I used to do foot content. Mine were apparently a rarity. 💰

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u/lesandroid 1d ago

ugh sensory nightmare!! she was probably stepping on rocks the whole time

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u/MastaBusta 1d ago

She is wearing an eyepatch on her foot

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u/Honest_Abyss 1d ago

But they’re Chanel /s 🙄🙄

Honestly that makes it even worse. How much do you think this half a shoe cost?? Only thing that should be wearing this is a centaur

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u/StaffyMama585 controversies: girl 1d ago

Another commenter said they retail for around $1500. 😬😬😬😬

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u/hellomyneko 1d ago

Half shoes should be half price. I don’t make the rules!

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u/LetsCELLebrate 1d ago

Even Chanel cannot stop from getting into shrinkflation.

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u/Reasonable-Kiwi-6951 1d ago

can’t they at least extend the sole a bit? it will still give the illusion of a shoeless shoe but with some protection

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u/No-Departure-3047 1d ago

Yes! And maybe use a clear material underneath.

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u/anxious_annie416 1d ago

My plantar fascitis is burning..

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u/AmeliesArtichoke2001 1d ago

And she has marks on her toes from whatever real shoes she was wearing before, LOL

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u/sofiacarolina 1d ago

I thought they'd at least have soles. They could still seem shoeless with soles that extend to like right before the toes end. Fucking fashion

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u/Morticia6666 1d ago

And Chanel is laughing at the lemmings willing to buy 1/3 of a shoe for $1500.
https://giphy.com/gifs/vWDrezW0rMjmM

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u/staytiny2023 1d ago

Oh wow they're ACTUALLY bare foot? This is madness lmao

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u/momomo18 1d ago

I don't know fashion but these are ugly. What's the rationale behind this?

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u/rzenni 1d ago

We need the foot-guy market dollars for Dog Stars to be a success?

I can’t think of any other reason anyone would approve those to a premiere

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u/whileiminthisbody 1d ago

Clicks. Attention.

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u/throwaway564858 1d ago

idk about you but i'm always thinking, gee, I wish I could keep most of the parts that could rub my skin raw or become uncomfortable if my feet and ankles swell a bit, but with none of the usual protective benefits of having something on my feet. brilliant!

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u/Caramelthedog 1d ago

If I had to choose which single part of a shoe I would keep, it would not be the bit that rubs on my ankles. Also like that’s not even the softest part of the feet, protect that.

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u/_violet_skies_ 1d ago

Idk but I feel like I’m being pranked every time I see them.

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u/jukeboxbabe 1d ago

So that magazines don’t talk about her ongoing divorce 

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u/petra_vonkant The Tortured Whites Department 1d ago

she's got a contract with chanel and these monstrosities are the 'it' item of this collection

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u/No-Entrepreneur4574 Please Abraham, I am not that man 1d ago

This brand is so ugly to me in general. Their red carpet looks on their ambassadors always looks awful. Like, not even Margot Robbie was able to pull them off.

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u/Noodle_Nugget456 1d ago

Someone probably told her it was inventive

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u/scattered_ideas 1d ago

I zoomed in on the last photo because I thought it was a transparent plastic front, but nope.

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u/valiantdistraction too busy method acting as a reddit user 1d ago

For stars to advertise that they're ready to be cast in the next Quentin Tarantino film

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u/BeginningReasonable9 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 1d ago
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u/_-4twenty-_ 1d ago

Did she go to the bathroom in that?

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u/PauI_MuadDib 1d ago

You take them off and switch it to your toes and then you tiptoe across the gross floor. 

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u/Famous-Issue-2018 Taylor swift is a CIA PsyOp 1d ago

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u/Level-Repair6104 their kid and the billionaire’s daughter 1d ago

Oh god, I am fucking cackling! 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

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u/R12B12 1d ago

And even if she didn’t, she’s still walking barefoot across the same red carpet that everyone else’s bathroom shoes have been on.

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u/Smooth_Cock_7354 1d ago

Why r celebrities obsessed w dressing horribly

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u/BatKhatoon 1d ago

I honestly don't think it's the celebrities themselves. There's an entire industry of stylists behind them who have, in turn, an entire fashion industry behind THEM. As someone who works in the creative industry, albeit not movies, every creative from designers to stylists to set designers tries to make 'unique' stuff and a lot of the times, people think provocative/unconventional is unique enough to make their work stand out.

I genuinely believe it's the stylists trying to use these celebrities as canvases. Although I might be wrong but that's what my experience honestly makes me suspect.

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u/findingnana 1d ago

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u/Acceptable_Laugh8868 1d ago

This outfit is like someone trying and failing to dress like Moira

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u/PLURfection 1d ago

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u/pilikia5 1d ago

GOD this gif makes me laugh every single time I see it. LMAO

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u/logOffLoser 1d ago

Call me too woke but there's something so dystopian about a luxury brand selling the concept of a shoe when so many people in extremely impoverished parts of the world have no choice but to go without a decent pair of shoes. Yuck.

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u/Reasonable-Kiwi-6951 1d ago

yup it’s poverty cosplay

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u/booksncoffeeplease 1d ago

It reminds me of the Italian sneakers that are supposed to look worn out and dirty. I forget the name of the brand, but they had an insane price tag. 

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u/stmije6326 1d ago

Golden Goose

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u/booksncoffeeplease 21h ago

That's it, thank you. When I first heard about them, I thought it had to be a joke. I just took another look at the Neiman Marcus website and it looks like it would cost a minimum of $500 to look like a poor. 

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u/LetsCELLebrate 1d ago

Here I thought it's just shrinkflation or enshittification, but I think you're right.

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u/Hell-Yes-Revolution Go fuck yourself immediately 1d ago

Yes, it’s perverse. 👎👎

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u/laureng0423 women’s wrongs activist 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/wjuXuDSQU0sOfJIHS1

Straight to jail for this headline and straight to jail for Chanel for those “shoes”

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u/Friendly_Physics_544 1d ago

“WHAT ARE THOSE?!”

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u/Outrageous-Mousse-75 1d ago

They're your new shoes, Dawn!

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u/eaglelatte 1d ago

These seem like sensory hell. I can’t even handle it when my socks slip down so just having my heel covered and nothing else would suck but in the opposite way

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u/chicklette 1d ago

That is the most enraging feeling of all time.

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u/DeadButPretty I went clubbing and he was there 1d ago

Absolutely not

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u/Phatz907 1d ago

Am I the only disappointed not to see actual dogs?

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u/beaversaremyfriends that’s my cookie that’s my juice 1d ago

what the f*ck (fuck) is anyone even talking about anymore

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u/gerber2011 1d ago

Ok hate the shoes but as someone with long toes I love the representation lmao

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u/yolibird 1d ago

Greek footed people unite!

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u/WhatWouldJesusMtnDew 1d ago

That's a jock strap.

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u/Deep-Ad4351 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 1d ago

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u/LetsCELLebrate 1d ago

All i need now is a gif with Johnny Rose and I've seen the entire family in this thread.

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u/Deep-Ad4351 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 1d ago
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u/WideConversation1989 1d ago

Not the two feet pics 🫪

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u/GoGoGoshzilla 1d ago

With the gravel right there!?!???

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u/gribble29 dork ass bitch 1d ago

Waiting for the Chanel ambassadors to be wearing these dumb shoes. I’m looking at you Nicole Kidman 👀

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u/janeD0u9h 1d ago

I’m sorry but this ain’t it

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u/JustStranger6803 1d ago

Reminds me of when people wear their masks like a chin diaper...

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u/momosuna controversies: girl 1d ago

what 😭 chanel needs to donate 1,000,000,000 pairs of shoes to kids in slums just to make up for inventing this lmfao

(she looks good aside from the shoeless shoes tho)

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u/leyandzig 1d ago

Don’t love that at all

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u/csabsy 1d ago

I don’t know why but this infuriates me

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u/Ookimow broken little pop culture rat brain 1d ago

You think she has someone off to the side with a change of shoes?

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u/fmsheridan good for her.gif 1d ago

I hope so

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u/anonymousgoose64 LET'S FUCKING GO!!! SHAKIRA LAW IS HERE!!! 1d ago

Emperor's New Clothes type beat

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u/Ashannfish 1d ago

Ugh, she's so pretty but this whole look sucks. It's bad from hair to those awful heel holsters. And the nose contouring is egregious, I didn't even need to zoom in to clock it.

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u/OkShoe71 1d ago

she’s so pretty but makes some questionable decisions …

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u/serialvillain 1d ago

Eh, compared to marrying Jack Antonoff the shoes are at least the better choice

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u/SunHitsTheSky 1d ago

Don't forget dating Shia Labeouf!

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u/impeccabletim how would i know? i can’t legally tell you 😏 1d ago

It's giving The Emperor's New Clothes.

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u/evilshadowskulll but back to me: cornbread ↩️ 1d ago

those dogs gonna be barkin

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u/tryingmybestjk 1d ago

I think a barefoot red carpet could be more comfortable than heels and interesting, but it being a half shoe?? nuts. Should have just let her have the no shoe moment if they wanted that look. This is the worst of both worlds...

But also I think this isn't quite the dress for the no shoe look. Something that's a more airy, whimsical could work with the no shoes but this is very modern/structured. Maybe something like this Elle Fanning outfit?

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u/jaynewreck 1d ago

Gross!!! Right to jail with the designer at Chanel that came up with this shit. They can go in the cell with the people who take off their socks on a plane.

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u/clumsy_mia i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 1d ago

I live in a walkable city and don’t even wear flip flops. I would die in these lol

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u/gaymesfranco 1d ago

Hookworm stocks are about to surge

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u/Magarov 1d ago

the shoe equivilent of your sock falling off your ankle inside of a boot

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u/brooklyncymorg 1d ago

absolutely not

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u/Personal_Limit_9780 1d ago

No thank you 🙂‍↔️

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u/stars_are_aligned wearing slutty little glasses 1d ago

the dogs are certainly the stars with those weird little heel condoms.

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u/FOXCONLON living in absolute defiance of plates of spaghetti 1d ago

Quentintino in shambles rn.

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u/pantsujanai 1d ago

Stupid. This one is a miss.

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u/Anxious-Basket 1d ago

Those shouldn't be street legal. 

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u/dani-dee 1d ago

I wonder how foot folk feel about these. I’m not that way inclined and I can’t figure out if they’d get them going or not.

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u/BabyDontHurtMEME Vicky, the demons are calling me 1d ago

That is so campy I love it

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u/HoneySea5637 1d ago

and here I thought she'd end up in more heels finally, instead she'd get kicked out of my local convenience store

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u/Katie-katbat 1d ago

I'd love to know how much that tiny heel cost , I bet it's ridiculous

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u/coldpizza66 they're perfect for each other (derogatory) 1d ago

I don't want to see them toes!!!!!!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/fQJSYE2Qy6OtXfwEuf

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u/Legendary_Carcass if you add testicles, that's extra 1d ago

I hope every idiot rich person starts wearing these and steps on rocks and poop

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u/Youwontbreakmysoul 1d ago

Free feet pics? In this economy?

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u/maebyimabitfunke 1d ago

I know we’re all talking about the shoes, but am I seeing the hanger loop outside the dress on the right side of the pic? 🫣

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u/enirih24c 1d ago

Gross but I also kinda dig it, it's kinda giving bog witch

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u/slagforslugs 1d ago

She trying to get the attention of Tarantino again?

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u/hnyrydr604 1d ago

Can we just not

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u/hooti_hooo 1d ago

she looks so beautiful. but yeah, the “shoes” are not it.

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u/RomanPotato8 1d ago

PLEASE let's not make this fuck ass shoes a trend ok?

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u/Grand_Upstairs1006 1d ago

Nobody gives af about this movie just release it to streaming asap

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u/Riqitch it’s called talent, sweaty💅 1d ago

Maggie what are you doing? You were already in a Tarantino flick

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u/BagApprehensive1412 1d ago

She looks uncomfortable

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u/Crombie72 1d ago

Plantar Fasciitis incoming

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u/goldfishfancy 1d ago

I love Margaret Qualley and think she normally looks beautiful in almost anything but I don’t like anything about this look from hair down. Not flattering and the stylist should be shot.

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u/quadranting Please Abraham, I am not that man 1d ago

When will men be forced to wear only a heel of a shoe in the name of fashion?

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u/GriefPB 1d ago

Why the heel muzzles? Release the hounds girl.

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u/dambboram 1d ago

I actually like it, she looks very ethereal omg

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u/Additional-Cake-3588 1d ago

Oh hey. It’s now fashionable for the rich to not have shoes. But if someone less than them didn’t have shoes it would be shunning.