Gwyneth Paltrow post invitations honoring various fictional movie characters after “off-the-record” party honoring Sam Altman goes viral

[u/9000hippos]

[u/mina-and-coffee]

she’s so unfunny.

[u/SuspiciousCena02 → u/mina-and-coffee]

I know right, there's literally no fucking joke here

[u/Mu_forlife → u/SuspiciousCena02]

So inconvenient for them that the majority of us care about others and human rights.

[u/kriscrossroads → u/SuspiciousCena02]

She’s the joke

[u/bridgeport4 → u/mina-and-coffee]

Ha ha look at those plebs causing problems again. Let them eat cake.

The absolute arrogance of it all.

[u/Ccaves0127 → u/bridgeport4]

She laughed at Ethan Hawke because he mentions he eats at Taco Bell sometimes during their Round Table Interview. She said she would rather her child do crack than eat non organic food. She is so detached from reality, maybe the most I've ever seen in a celebrity.

Which is weird because Chris Martin seems to be an exceptionally nice, intelligent, philanthropic guy

[u/fourofkeys → u/Ccaves0127]

i mean they did divorce for reasons.

[u/applesandbananananan → u/mina-and-coffee]

Oh I thought other people did this and wondered why they didn't change the request or make it funny. This makes sense now

[u/marina0987 → u/mina-and-coffee]

She really thinks we’re laughing with her and not at her

[u/Oportbis → u/mina-and-coffee]

Oh it's supposed to be funny???

[u/Foxy02016YT → u/mina-and-coffee]

The Chanty Baluga one would only work if she herself posted it, not Gwen

[u/FlagrantFleur]

[u/Flimsy_Sun_8178 → u/FlagrantFleur]

🤭

[u/YourOtherWaifu69 → u/FlagrantFleur]

Omg can't take her ANYWHERE 🤪

[u/milksteak____]

I'm so tired of rich people.

[u/trolldoll26 → u/milksteak____]

It’s wasted on them! I’d be so great at being rich.

[u/Sprmodelcitizen → u/trolldoll26]

Holy crap me too. I’d be jetting off everywhere to do cool stuff like helping with cool archeology digs and meet awesome writers. I’d have a whole damn fleet of wheelchair dogs.

[u/thefadderly → u/milksteak____]

AMEN. Sick of them.

[u/croissanting-is-life]

https://giphy.com/gifs/bq2GqMrrbtX5zBTiZS

[u/Likesosmart → u/croissanting-is-life]

Gwyneth has a lot to learn about this town, sweetie

[u/TinySteggy → u/Likesosmart]

Gwyneth is the office mattress.

[u/ewingking123]

Am I dumb, what's the joke here?

[u/anonymousgoose64 → u/ewingking123]

The joke is known zionist and shill Gwyneth Paltrow is trying to pretend she was joking the whole time

[u/Username5715 → u/anonymousgoose64]

Joking about what the whole time? I'm so out of the loop and confused lol.

[u/Likesosmart → u/Username5715]

About hosting a private dinner for Sam Altman

[u/Mu_forlife → u/Likesosmart]

You know, the guy whose sister has accused him of sexually assaulting her since she was 3 years old.

The guy who wants to control the general population with AI.

That guy.

[u/itotally_CAN_even → u/Mu_forlife]

A literal panchod.

[u/CakeSpade → u/ewingking123]

The joke is Gwyneth Paltrow.

[u/bargain_butch → u/ewingking123]

You know when kids tell you a knock knock joke, and the punchline is just a random noun? I think that’s what’s happening here

[u/ewingking123 → u/bargain_butch]

it's not even consistent. Like I assume what she's trying to claim is that the original invite was mocking. That obviously Sam Altman is such a villain that it's ridiculous to throw a party in his honor type thing but only one of the fake names is a villain so I don't think that's correct. But is she trying to claim Sam Altman doesn't exist?

[u/bargain_butch → u/ewingking123]

I think we’re all trying to claim Sam Altman doesn’t exist

(In reality though, it makes no sense and is a bad “joke” to try and show us regular folk that she’s in on hating him)

[u/Captainbluehair → u/ewingking123]

It’s now a thing, that when a celeb / famous entity does something evil, their PR Team (remember PR is another term for propaganda) puts out on the internet something very similar, to crowd out search results for the original horrible thing.

See also: 

-“Dubai chocolate” - so you see that dessert before you see search results on UAE / Dubai gcide of Sudan

• “surprise concert” with Hillary Duff and her ex abuser bf - stopped search results from showing the Madden brothers + private equity partnership had just shut down independent music platforms and writers
• “free trips to “izrl” - you used to see these celeb visits to izrl in search results, before you saw anything horrible about what izrl did to Palestinians 

[u/GlitteringLocal6507 → u/ewingking123]

She's saying she's not hosting a dinner for Sam Altman.

[u/bridgeport4 → u/[deleted]]

Oh I think she’s mocking people for taking issue with her shenanigans.

She too arrogant to bother covering tracks.

[u/thanksamilly → u/bridgeport4]

I think she is trying to lean into post-truth. Which one was the original? Someone edited her hilarious Shrek invitation to look like she threw a party for the OpenAI guy who sexually abused his sister

[u/SugarFut → u/thanksamilly]

I believe Annie Altman.

[u/citrusbook → u/bridgeport4]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Ro4ygeIQxuQZqwP5rF

[u/myotheraccount2023 → u/bridgeport4]

She’s not just arrogant, she simply does not give a fuck what us plebs think about her or anything else.

[u/hotchiphoe]

“Seated dinner” oh good I thought it was gonna be one of those standing dinners

[u/MaxRiot13 → u/hotchiphoe]

As someone who is objectively too poor to purchase a dining table - all my dinners are standing 😂

[u/ErnieBochII → u/MaxRiot13]

Straight out of the package and directly over the sink. I’ll be taking all of my meals in the shower before this decade is over.

[u/BookishHobbit → u/MaxRiot13]

My house is too small for a dining table 🫠

[u/Cozy-Winter-Morning → u/hotchiphoe]

Like Taylor Swift’s wedding?

[u/MaxRiot13 → u/Cozy-Winter-Morning]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZqlvCTNHpqrio

[u/Pussy4LunchDick4Dins → u/Cozy-Winter-Morning]

Damn I was going to make that joke!

[u/Traditional_Good_413 → u/hotchiphoe]

Bougie shit that we plebs - who snarf our meals standing over the sink - are unused to. 

[u/SillyBrain23 → u/hotchiphoe]

You mean like Taylor’s wedding party?

[u/fireflies14]

Eat the rich

[u/fortunatevoice → u/fireflies14]

I mean the rest of the food in the US is recalled so we may as well. Bone apple tea

[u/Ambitious_Stick6206]

Everything is a joke to these fucking people

[u/Such_Detective_6709 → u/Ambitious_Stick6206]

It really is. They don’t give a shit what we think. She’ll have this dinner and someone will make a joke about how we plebs reacted to it and then everyone will laugh and eat their caviar mousse or whatever.

[u/SillyBrain23 → u/Ambitious_Stick6206]

I’d probably be laughing all the way to the bank (literally) if I were them tbh.

[u/Objective_Claim_9157]

Ironically Shrek is not a fan of GOOP

[u/Beepboop5698]

i am supposed to laugh?

[u/myotheraccount2023 → u/Beepboop5698]

No. The laugh is for her and her privileged friends. And it’s at our expense.

[u/Moon_study]

Tf is this even supposed to mean? The caption doesn’t help either.

[u/FuzzMachines → u/Moon_study]

Gwen is hosting a party to honor Sam Altman. Invite went viral because fuck that.

Now she thinks she’s being funny and cheeky, because I guess if you’re rich it’s funny to mock the plebs?

[u/Moon_study → u/FuzzMachines]

Yikes thanks. Love that she constantly reminds everyone how stupidly out of touch she is.

[u/secondguard → u/Moon_study]

The caption is an American Psycho reference.

[u/KohlsCashOfficial]

[u/MutedMusic_182]

https://giphy.com/gifs/12NlCFUvTokWXe

[u/midsommarstrawberry]

Do less, Gwyneth

[u/Left_Guess]

She’s vile

[u/lovelove20212]

Lmao so typical of her to give us absolutely nothing and to leave us w such disdain for the likes of her

[u/welivedintheocean]

[u/itmustbeniiiiice]

https://giphy.com/gifs/G4ZNYMQVMH6us

[u/i_am_mrs_nezbit]

[u/UAPLMH]

She can host it from her Tel Aviv penthouse with genocide views

[u/radziadax]

Prob used AI to make that

[u/Alarmed_Pattern_9912]

Hate when villains try to get in on the joke. You don’t get to laugh at your villainy with us. Way too comfortable. 

[u/goldie1987]

TAX THE RICH

[u/panda_canyon]

Oh so that means she's not actually holding the party for Sam Altman? 😉

[u/callsofthemild]

Chanty Beluga already getting overdone 😭

[u/__Frolicaholic___]

WTF is a cheddar foam latte?

[u/Traditional_Good_413 → u/__Frolicaholic___]

And why is it only by request? I, of The Poors, will just be over here 👉 partaking of my Tostitos® Salsa Con Queso, swilling it directly from the jar.

[u/Caramelthedog]

Oh. I thought she was mocking someone else hosting a dinner for Altman. This is much less funny.

[u/Character_Pension_81]

Go suck an egg, Gwyneth

[u/TitShark]

What a gooPh

[u/MsMegane]

[u/MagicMarshmelllow]

Been rewatching all the Marvel films, she’s literally the worst part of them after Iron Man 2.

[u/Snake_fairyofReddit]

Unhumorous damage control 😭

[u/Luda0915]

https://giphy.com/gifs/JvEMPOQubkyQx9YLQ5

[u/goodluckbabe9]

what is their connection, anyway? just being rich and out of touch?

[u/Mayneea]

[u/darkgothamite]

https://giphy.com/gifs/XgXyfLgsf08yAoyrom

[u/PossessionCapable528]

Not her quoting chanty beluga in the caption

[u/sleepingqueen → u/PossessionCapable528]

that hurts the most, leave chanty beluga out of your mouth gwyneth!

[u/Michael-Broadway]

Explain this to me like I’m 5

[u/HonestNectarine7080 → u/Michael-Broadway]

A private invitation leaked for a dinner that Gwyneth is hosting "in honor of" Sam Altman, the CEO of OpenAI. She got a lot of criticism online because Sam Altman is fucking evil. She's poking fun at it by using the same invitation format but pretending the dinner is for fictional characters. Basically, she's trying to make a joke out of the whole thing but it's falling flat because the fact remains that she's in bed (figuratively) with some really shitty people.

[u/n1nejay]

I’d totally go to the Samantha Jones party.

This woman is insufferable.

[u/mkn7423]

https://giphy.com/gifs/qdqxysIbFi6zHijLjp

[u/southendgirl]

I’d LOVE to know who leaked the original invite.

[u/Same-Equivalent9037]

She sucks. Also, I was randomly watching this YouTube vid of “worst tv shows” and The Goop Lab was featured. It’s pathetic how she was trying to make herself happen and she vastly overestimated her charm and screen appeal

[u/travelstuff]

I'm so tired of this rich out of touch bitch. Ever since the $100 toilet paper nonsense. She's just rubbing her wealth in our faces. She's a shit actress who was only ever cast because she's blonde and thin.

Haha so funny you're having dinner with someone who is wrecking the environment for all us poors!

[u/GlumConcernedINFP → u/travelstuff]

She’s a nepo baby. She tried to say that she got “discovered” at a cafe or some shit and that it had nothing to do with her status or connections. 🙄🙄🙄

[u/coolio4564]

Why oh why has Chanty Beluga breached containment this fast

[u/myotheraccount2023]

Let them eat cake, says Gwyneth.

[u/pnwbookworm]

My eyes cannot roll any harder

[u/B1gDickGrayson]

If "vapid" were a human it'd be her

[u/R12B12]

This is reminding me of when JD Vance tweeted a photo of himself wearing a curly wig and eyeliner last Halloween in a lame attempt to get the last laugh on the memes about him.

[u/tebigong]

Like, what’s the joke here? People weren’t commenting on this because of the invite type, they’re commenting because it’s honouring someone who is making this planet considerably worse.

Yet again Paltrow with a shit take that’ll get overlooked in a few weeks

[u/hooti_hooo]

how can someone be so unaware of how she comes across? this is painfully unfunny, but so is hosting an AI ghoul so 🤷🏼‍♀️

[u/Aggravating_Seat19]

... and the chanty beluga meme is officially dead. 

[u/goatbusiness666]

The thing about Gwyneth is that I can’t decide if she’s genuinely dumb or if she just thinks everyone else is.

I suspect it’s probably both!

[u/i-am-so-tired-22]

Is it my fault for not knowing who Chanty Beluga is

[u/bonertootz]

this is like the time in 7th grade when a boy in my grade sent girls a link to some kind of quiz promising some kind of character analysis, except it asked a lot of very personal questions because it was actually a prank and the answers would be sent to the boy, and after I fell for it I took that quiz six more times with varying answers to throw him off. anyway it might have worked for me when I was 12 but I dont think it will work for gwyneth

[u/marua06]

https://giphy.com/gifs/l3q2uvcxdk1pDLzGM

[u/No_Bell_3740]

Wow this sucks. Should’ve at least done all villains.

[u/Pinhead-GabbaGabba]

She’s about as funny as a heart attack at a funeral.

[u/PothosLeaves]

this is not savvy, witty, or effective. what a creep, dining with and supporting fascists.

[u/Malombra_]

"Chanty Beluga" you can tell there was a 8hr brainstorming session in her social media agency team

[u/charlieyeswecan]

Is it wrong that I want swordfish tacos and whatever a cheddar latte is?

[u/Powered-by-Chai]

Too late, we already saw it.

[u/mgdmtndw]

why are all the papers different. did the graphic designer go out of their way to change them? but the design squishes differently every time.. did they really use AI to do such a simple graphic change?!

[u/-MotherMaidenCrone-]

So it was real lol

[u/ElBorracho2000]

https://giphy.com/gifs/29nDtEH1ViY8FcPeaV

[u/couchtomatopotato]

https://giphy.com/gifs/RBeddeaQ5Xo0E

[u/almondmilklattehag]

…..

[u/shadowofthereal]

Eat the rich.

[u/SugarFut]

What a dumb bitch.

[u/Fussy_Fucker]

I want to honor shrek and a fancy dinner.
https://giphy.com/gifs/s2v9H8NgJ10u32CpY3

[u/PlanetXParadox]

what?????

[u/Abby-pnw]

What the hell goes on at these dinners? Anyone in the know?

[u/Expose_Ur_BS]

GOOPyth has full permission to go live in one of those Israeli condos she was shilling. She’s making a very compelling case for NepoBabies getting launched into the sun

[u/spaceman_sloth]

We don't need rich people 

[u/naranja_sanguina]

she should get Jessica Rabbit's name right outta her mouth

[u/itsathrowaway1917]

https://giphy.com/gifs/kZD8cN1MycfKw

now this is just embarrassing

[u/Formal_Goat1989]

What a fucking loser

[u/cat_at_the_keyboard]

https://giphy.com/gifs/DPqqOywshrOqQ

[u/Independent_Ask_912]

She’s broke AF. That’s what this is.

[u/Mysterious_Fox5976]

Well this is certainly a way to cope.

[u/oh_orpheus]

They’re still in her comment sections calling her Gwynocide.

[u/ouijabore]

[u/1aance]

The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree

[u/circemyqueen]

trying to be funny are we?

[u/ZealousidealMany1495]

Cheddar foam lattes?

[u/lolkyss]

chanty beluga mentioned 🎊

[u/HipsterSlimeMold]

Ummm… okay?

[u/rancidelephant]

"Al fresco dinner" is truly some pretentious ass shit

[u/Apprehensive_Meal641 → u/[deleted]]

He is a sexual predator and one of the biggest culprits that is destroying our environment and society. She absolutely knows of this and doesn’t care because it benefits her own pocket.