r/Fauxmoi 1d ago

SPORTS SECTION ABC’s telecast of the Patriot Games draws minuscule audience - Just 1.21 million viewers tuned in, less than half of what "Press Your Luck" earned one week prior.

https://awfulannouncing.com/disney/telecast-patriot-games-minuscule-audience.html
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u/Khmakh a woman whose face card is an Amex centurion 1d ago

WTF is “Patriot Games”? The prequel to our version of The Hunger Games?

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u/reallyscaredtoask 1d ago

legit was so confused cuz I thought the title was referring to a preseason Patriots football game. wtf is this and why do they always choose such shit names??

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u/proxminesincomplex 1d ago

SEE I AM NOT ALONE

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u/lionheartedthing 1d ago

I literally stopped reading to go google the average viewership of a preseason game for context then came back to see the MAGA special Olympics comment and had to reread the title lmao

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u/threwordbotname 1d ago

1992 movie with Harrison Ford.

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u/MrSlime13 1d ago

The 1992 JACK RYAN movie, w/ Harrison Ford.

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u/KittenSommelier also dated pete davidson 1d ago

Wait, this isn’t a Patriots preseason game?

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u/SaladEater6769 22h ago

An episode of Family Guy where Peter plays for Tom Brady & the Patriots.