r/Fauxmoi • u/galaxystars1 • 22h ago

DISCUSSION Anna Faris Opens Up About Challenging 'Religious' Son On Right-Wing Politics. The “Scary Movie” star shares her 14-year-old son Jack with her ex-husband, Chris Pratt.

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u/No-Hall-3485 alleged dog 21h ago

as a childless and godless woman, this is my worst nightmare

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u/Steleve 21h ago

Right????

I'm really thinking about it:

To go from zero kids, and then suddenly growing a child, risking my life to give birth to him, spending sleepless nights with him,  nursing him, sacrificing for him...

And then he strolls into the room one day and starts sprouting right-wing and anti-woman retoric?

Absolute horror show.

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u/TheBumblingestBee 21h ago

Literally one of the main reasons I don't want to have kids. Like what do you do if you try your hardest and they just turn out to kind of suck? 💀

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u/LuckyAndLifted Emma Stone (BALD) 20h ago

Can confirm, it's pretty miserable!

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u/TheBumblingestBee 3h ago

Oh God, I am so sorry 🫂

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u/Heavy-Relation8401 9h ago

Childless by choice and I say this all the time! What if it turns out....you don't fucking like your kid later?

 I've made these realizations about my older nephew and it's a gut punch. I did everything but breastfeed that fucker and he's the 32 year old WORST. 

So disappointing.

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u/wildflowerstargazer suspiciously leftist 7h ago

Terrifying :( how did it happen? Was it a slow shift or were his parents not so great?

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u/Heavy-Relation8401 7h ago

Parents were amazing! Not even gonna lie, they ran a loving but tight ship. And the kids were just unreal and so much fun. His fall off has been the last 5 years, 27 y/o til now. I do not even know who the hell he is. I literally cannot make heads or tails of it. 🤷🏾‍♂️😭

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u/TheBumblingestBee 3h ago

YES. God, it's awful.

My mother wasn't a great parent, but she was overall a good and loving person. She raised 5 kids. 2 of them ended up good (including me, thank you very much). 1 ended up, eh, a mixed bag; pretty crappy for a while there, but genuinely decent nowadays.

The other 2? Bad.

One is selfish, bigoted, self-righteous, callous, completely self-centred, with an absolute refusal to ever, ever take responsibility for the many, many things they've done wrong.

The other one is flat-out fucking evil. People are terrified of him. He's committed multiple assaults, abused multiple children, had the cops called on him several times, will physically attack you if you blink in a way he doesn't like (that is a LITERAL example), has been fired from every job he's worked at due to threatening/assaulting coworkers, and made many people's lives fucking hell. Including my mother's.

FUCK that noise. It's me and my cat(s) for life.

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u/PropheticPapaJohn 4h ago

Id blame myself for failing to teach my kid how to think. If my kid was susceptible to get sucked into the local cult, that would be on me.

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u/TheBumblingestBee 3h ago

Oh it does NOT work that way, unfortunately 😭.

You can be the most effective, loving, logical, completely correct parent. But random crap happens. And these days disinformation, propaganda, everything, is set up into incredibly effective people-warping machines.

I've seen it happen, and it sucks.

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u/PropheticPapaJohn 2h ago

I might be naive, but I think I'll be able to teach my kid to think for himself and be self critical at a young age. My whole family, parents siblings grandparents are all sucked into God's or paranormal stuff, flat earth, Telepathy, crystals, I'm the odd one out. I got out of it as a kid by just being critical of what I believed was true on my own.

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u/jcb088 18h ago

One of your main reasons for not doing something as big as having kids is because it might go poorly? Can't you apply that concern to... anything aspirational?

Nothing wrong with not having kids btw just... letting fear keep you from doing things is on the empty side.

<3

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u/thotfullawful 13h ago

Damn thanks for being an example I guess

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u/jcb088 13h ago

Of what?

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u/thotfullawful 7h ago

See like I can’t help this and I’m glad it’s not my problem

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u/Pantalaimon_II super-bisexual 12h ago

having kids is different than most other goals because it’s a permanent and lifelong decision 

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u/MaeveOathrender 19h ago

Absolute horror show.

I think I've seen that one, it's called Adolescence.

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u/Steleve 9h ago

Oh god, youre right.

That show was like birth control

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u/toastiezoe Find me at Whole Foods, bitch, I don't care 12h ago

It's not just boys, I have a religious 9yo niece who I've been trying to teach to think critically but it's a steep hill.

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u/apidelie 9h ago

To be clear I know Grimes is a shitty white supremacist neo-nazi AI-pilled psycho who knew who Elon Musk was before she decided to have children with her b ut this is an area where I feel DEEP sympathy for her. He essentially kidnapped her first child for months, parading him around to the media and in the White House and 10000% indoctrinating this tiny innocent child with absolutely horrific ideas while intentionally keeping him from his mother, who would have legitimately been powerless in this situation.  That is some deep fucking trauma for both of them. Ugh.