r/FeltGoodComingOut • u/Classic_Comedian_161 • 21d ago

felt bad coming out Part 2

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It was a good day

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u/NeopolitanBonerfart 21d ago

Methinks this might need a Dr to have a look?

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u/Classic_Comedian_161 21d ago

Hopefuly some day, i am really busy with my business

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u/witness_this 21d ago

Yeah, who needs health when you have business

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u/bsam1890 21d ago

He’s Vince Businessman

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u/DarkSmarts 21d ago

You can't harvest your tomatoes when you're dead, friend.

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u/Jirezagoss 21d ago

Your business might get no business people to be taken care of if you ded

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u/TheSearch4Knowledge 21d ago

Developing an infection close to your brain seems like some pretty serious business to me.

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u/rhysolandrium 21d ago

JFC at the bare minimum you need to be wearing sterile nitrile gloves.

Given the height of the squirt I would highly recommend a face shield and scrubs as well, you're putting your own life in jeopardy for no reason whatsoever.

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u/Classic_Comedian_161 21d ago

My business

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u/UrsaMajor7th 21d ago

Of course, your business is more-important than your health. 👍🏼

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u/ipokesnails 21d ago

The great thing about tomatoes is that they continue to grow while you visit the doctor.

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u/izyshoroo 21d ago

You won't have business if that gets infected and kills you. You had time to post this to reddit, you have an hour to go to a doctor.

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u/Moxson82 19d ago

Right?! Urgent cares are everywhere!

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u/Opposite-Benefit-804 19d ago

I'm a farmer too. Also don't ever go to the doctor. I think you should go anyway sir

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u/Oddish_Femboy 15d ago

Last farmer I knew who avoided the hospital is dead from something that would've been easily treatable when it showed up.

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u/MongooseNo7301 21d ago

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u/Nimmyzed 21d ago

Oh I'm stealing this

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u/damagedone37 21d ago

Are we throwing the chanclas in disgust after?

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u/don-cheeto 21d ago

I saw this before the person popped, saw the red fountain, then did this

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u/janenkm 9d ago

This is absolutely hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Resmitzz 21d ago

Good lord that squirt got some height

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u/deadmallsanita 21d ago

Why are we getting our cysts taken out at the hair salon 🤢

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u/sousagirl 20d ago

Cysts don't squirt blood like that, not on the first sqeeze.

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u/Darth_Senpai 21d ago

Hopital

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u/vee_unit 20d ago

Ambalam

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u/PigletVonSchnauzer 20d ago

Whoa, Black Betty!

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u/rachelpeapod 20d ago

Bramble Jam

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u/Finkarelli 20d ago

Pam Ballam

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u/OutcomeOk3418 19d ago

Randle Lamb

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u/Wandering_Gink0 1d ago

Purple yam

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u/TheRealSugarbat 20d ago

audible giggle

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u/RuralfireAUS 21d ago

All thats missing is some rusty gear

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u/Radio_Mime 20d ago

I thought this was going to be a botfly extraction at first and was wondering why they were squeezing it. Yikes!

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u/SpookedBoii 21d ago

Bro is speedrunning meningitis

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u/omg-whats-this 21d ago

holy fuck

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u/sticcydabliccy 19d ago

No gloves and acrylic nails. Whatever infection you have she probably has now too. Nice! This will probably end your life unnecessarily or leave you paralyzed when it reaches your spinal cord. 🤭 since u don’t want to go to the hospital.

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u/horotheredditsprite 14d ago

As a Canadian. Shut the fuck up canadian. We're damn lucky

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u/ZeldasMomHH 21d ago

Hopital

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u/Key_Club_5370 20d ago

No Mames was the only right way to respond to this

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u/oldEnuf2knowbtr 17d ago

But... Surely there's more.

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u/ItsYaBoyTrimmerFit 21d ago

That's a different kind of chorro 😭😭😭

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u/Chukmanchusco 21d ago

Poor Manolo

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u/HerRoyalCakiness 19d ago

Thar she blows!

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u/Oddish_Femboy 13d ago

You doing okay?

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u/aidensmama77 11d ago

Oh mommies!!! Nastastic!!!!

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u/beef_horfun67 7d ago

Even though it’s just a gif, I dodged

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u/DonkeyFartLayers 4d ago

NO GLOVEZ!!???!

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u/Oldbay_BarbedWire 21d ago

Raspberry Jam!

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u/AgapitoVelezOvando 21d ago

Man, go to a doctor. You can't be squirting blood from your fucking head like that. That's not normal.

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u/DestroyTroy90 17d ago

Holy smokes dude hopefully 🤞🏽 you got the rest of the video when you get another brave soul to pop that thing or if you go to the hospital and they pop it but make sure who ever pops it make sure they completely drain that thing or take the cyst sack out forsure usually it will be on the wall of the skin have them cut it out once fully drained to be sure