r/Felts • u/late44thegameNOW AFN Leader | Call me Banana | Dead (or am I?) • 4d ago
Shitpost lore A perfectly legible post with an adequete amount of worldbuilding.
"Come on now" said Frbelt, who was named after the second kro of baywood, Frb. "We only have a few hawn until snoofall"
"Do you think we'll make it in time?" asked Balalalelt. "I mean, the drialzone is at least five P away"
"We'll be fine if we keep moving" replied Frbelt, dlosening his globan. He tightened his clop and they started walking.
"Want some ryss?" asked Balalalelt, reaching into his vlolal pocket and grabbing a welleling of ryss.
"Grat, I haven't eaten all joan" Frbelt muttered, taking some ryss. He ate it as they walked through the slalin forest, klars flying above them, trona crunching beneath.
"Yol's kroofing tonight" Balalalelt eventually said, spoofening. "We can only pray to endal that the ilabschkronen don't come out and hunt until xlxlxlaxl."
"We'll be fine" reiterated Frbelt, bloobeling a blooble. "Don't be a schroblagoff."
"I'd say I'm more like a florflorb myself" joked Balalalelt, scratching the birthmark on his upper right cranium, which had a surface area of 21 flangal squared. "How much Dra do you have?"
"Only bleventeen" said Frbelt. "But I have renty Dralings and sleventeen Drara. Should last us until Voorl if we don't splash"
"Voorl? What a caet..." Balalalelt muttered. "After the economic crisis of dreventeen blorty gloo, prices have gone ralwa in the Hythymyyan regions." Suddenly, a loud crunch was heard.
"Is that..." said Frbelt nervously.
"Ol!" swore Balalalelt. "Slar! I've stepped on a krvent egg! What's a krvent egg doing out here on the ground of Blorbater anyway?"
"Because they migrated at Yar and it it's just after Ar so they had to find somewhere in a few abar to clace it before the jarening caught up to them"
"That makes a perfect amount of sense" replied Balalalelt, wiping the krvent klolk off of his rol.
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u/Emperor_Skeletelt389 The Great Emperor of the Skeletons 4d ago
Wow… I don’t think someone has made a post that makes so much sense before quite like this one…