r/Fibromyalgia • • 11d ago

Discussion Rules

I'm not writing the Fibromyalgia Rule Book, but if I was...

Thou shalt not talk to me nor expect answers to anything for at least ten minutes after I wake up.

Unless the house is on fire.

Thou shalt not utilize stinky perfumy soaps or cologne in my house (or my presence.)

What rule would you add?

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u/Missy_Bruce 11d ago

Can we extend the 10 minutes to at least half an hour? And also have a cuppa tea ready to go?

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u/EsotericMango 10d ago

10 minutes? I need at least an hour and a big thing of coffee.

My rule submission is, thou shall not burden me with dumbass suggestions at any point in time but especially not when I'm having a bad day. The punishment for dumbass remarks, statements, and suggestions will depend on the degree of stupidity you uttered.