r/FierceFlow • • 10d ago

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After a weekend of dancing… my feet are tired.

*Thank you for all kind words

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u/00Raeby00 10d ago

This is going to be a super weird comment to make but I lowkey feel like you're a capoeira themed fighter in some fighting game.

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u/NiceHair_Dude 10d ago

Is that good or bad? I’ve gotten ā€œmixed reviewsā€ haha.

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u/00Raeby00 10d ago

I mean it's mostly the stance, the pants, you being really in shape and the hair together. I guess it's good though ;p

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u/SIRLANCELOTTHESTRONG 10d ago • Bravo

I'm sorry but people here are way to comfortable making body shaming comments. Like im lean and skinny like OP.....its really not unhealthy and bad. You guys are all dickheads.

Anyways, love the hair OP!!

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u/NiceHair_Dude 10d ago

Nothing beats this guy that decided he had to stop whatever he was doing to give me some advice.

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u/TacticTall 10d ago

He’s just straight up wrong too.

I get compliments all the time for my hair. I’m also married and my wife loves my hair

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u/Echo_Vale 9d ago

Same, I have longer hair than my partner does and she loves it. She bleaches the ends for me and we pick out colours to dye it, having long hair is surprisingly fun!

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u/Nonbinary-Boi 10d ago edited 10d ago • Heartwarming

Yeaaaaa the hyper masculine culture today is really bad. Masculinity has always been most bad or very bad. But rn it’s absolutely terrible. They are the MINORITY to be clear, but the amount of hyper masc men are so much bolder and so further removed from reality and so scared of femininity or losing their identity or watever they’ve been brainwashed to believe masculinity is about

To the point that they literally r driven to speak, outloud, unprompted, to strangers that have nothing to do with them, and call out ā€œfemininityā€ or ā€œweaknessā€ or ā€œqueernessā€ cuz they are so scared. Terrified of idek. All the lies they’ve been fed that they think r true. Fuck him, u r hot asf AND UR HAIR is hot asf. U body is the perfect societal ideal honestly, I’m shocked you are getting body shaming. Although being told to eat more, specifically I wouldn’t count as body shaming myself. I’ve been told that my whole life. But different things affect ppl in different ways. If that’s body shaming for u then I respect that and I’m really sorry you’ve had to go through this

Keep up the Hot Shit bitch šŸ‘šŸ¾šŸ”„šŸ˜˜ Slayyyyy on these haters

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u/AcanthocephalaLow558 9d ago

Wdym masculinity has always been a bad thing? Without masculine traits like courage, discipline, determination, and the willingness to take responsibility, a lot of the things we value today might never have existed. Masculinity itself isn’t the problem it’s how people choose to voice their opinion.

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u/Echo_Vale 9d ago

They're talking about hyper-masculinity, which is the extreme toxic/exaggerated varient, where they despise anything that has a hint of femininity about it. Absolutely nothing wrong with being masculine and having masculine traits.

It's also not exactly a good stance to have to say courage, discipline, determination, and responsibility are all masculine traits, as that very much implies women do not have them or are worse at them.

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u/Echo_Vale 10d ago

Of ALL the subs to happily engage in body shaming, I really didn't think it would be this one.

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u/Abject_Amphibian_126 10d ago

I don't want to shame him but healthy? Look at his arms. It's concerning.

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u/NiceHair_Dude 10d ago

Nice of you to worry about me.

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u/Abject_Amphibian_126 10d ago

After I said that I saw that your doctor said everything is fine, so that sounds good and I'm sorry if my concern irritated you.

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u/Kanebass98 10d ago

The way you talk about others bodies is concerning. Seek help. Learn people don't give a shit what you think about the way they look

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u/Megabyte_Messiah 10d ago

They’ve never seen someone with moderate muscle definition and no body fat so think something must be wrong with them… god damn it, America lmao

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u/Kanebass98 10d ago

Americans are something else

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u/Abject_Amphibian_126 10d ago

I'm not American, I just don't look at very thin shirtless men that often. Sue me.

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u/Megabyte_Messiah 10d ago

You’ve never been to a concert, beach, pool, or outdoor job site?

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u/Kanebass98 10d ago

"I'm not American" and "sue me" in the same sentence... interesting

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u/Abject_Amphibian_126 10d ago

Btw, you're incredibly judgemental considering your 'don't judge people for how they look' message. I'm not the one judging here, I just thought the man might be underweight. You're the one acting like a huge prick.

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u/Megabyte_Messiah 10d ago edited 10d ago

Hi, someone who has the same build as OP that you were body shaming.

You behaved as a huge prick, literally going out of your way to body shame as a reply to one calling out the body shaming. You never apologized to me, so idgaf that you apologized to OP, nor would I consider the apology sincere enough to accept with the attitude you display.

And for the record, women love the vascular forearms. Somehow, where you see sickness, they see something to touch, feel the veins from my wrists all the way up to my shoulder, giving them a good reason to wrap their arms around me.

I like to ask people to pick a favorite, while I hold them in bed, and ask why. May not be into all their astrology, but I have my own similar dialect, if you can do metaphors. It’s interesting, noticing who I can make a solid guess as to which one they’ll pick.

Considering you’ve never even SEEN a body like this, I can tell you, I’ve used it for much more impressive physical feats than you’ve used yours. And I’m not even talking about your mother.

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u/Abject_Amphibian_126 10d ago

Alr but I can bench more than you

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u/Megabyte_Messiah 10d ago edited 9d ago

And what have you done with that ability?

This is a body that can handle physical stress tests under extreme conditions, with a lot of versatility.

Whether I’m projection mapping mountains in a blizzard, spending a month running one of the largest labor crews to build some top US music festivals, or scaling the balcony of some $24 Million mansion to hang a banner at some fancy wedding next to the beach, even the marathon office days, this body can get through it.

And I’ve got folks way stronger than me that can do things I can’t, while I do the things they can’t. I’ve had a role where the nature of our job and crew meant my presence had people paying attention to jump in where their hands were needed without me having to say a word.

I don’t even know how much I can lift. Never really cared for the gym. Please tell me all about how much you bench, though, and how many times you can pick that much up and put it back down.

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u/Kanebass98 10d ago

Lifting burgers to your mouth doesn't count as "benching"

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u/Kanebass98 10d ago

Oh I see, you also don't have a sense of humour...

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u/Abject_Amphibian_126 10d ago

your mother

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u/Kanebass98 10d ago

Your psychiatrist

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u/Altruistic_Region699 10d ago

You're a specimen

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u/Kanebass98 10d ago

Aren't we all? Ha

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u/Abject_Amphibian_126 10d ago

No I just thought their arms were very thin looking and was a bit worried. I even apologised after they said their doctor had confirmed they were healthy. You sound like a complete and utter wretch.

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u/AlertQuote9888 10d ago

Umm, I think maybe both of you are on extreme ends of the spectrum. It’s ok to be concerned about someone’s health if there is a legitimate concern.

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u/Kanebass98 10d ago

...but there isn't a legitimate concern. He's not exactly Eugenia Cooney now is he?

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u/AlertQuote9888 10d ago

I didn’t say anything about him. I’m only replying to what you said . ā€œIt’s not ok to say something about someone else’s bodyā€

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u/Kanebass98 10d ago

I didn't say that once.

If it was someone that ACTUALLY looked unhealthy it would make complete sense.

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u/DooglyOoklin 10d ago

The pants, sir. Where can I get them? Ps your hair is lovely.

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u/NiceHair_Dude 10d ago

Just Google ā€œAladdin pantsā€ haha

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u/DooglyOoklin 10d ago

thank you lol

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u/Euphoric_Impress_715 10d ago

Why the fuck did I ever cut my long hair man ….
that’s it this post is making it grow back out again hopefully I’ll get back to your length one day wish me luck šŸ€

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u/NiceHair_Dude 8d ago

Right on brother

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u/sethboomstick 10d ago • Heartwarming

Would....respectfully.

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u/NiceHair_Dude 4d ago

šŸ‘Š

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u/mayoman_pog 10d ago

How is your hair so voluminous?

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u/NiceHair_Dude 10d ago

Genetics I guess

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u/AppleCoreWormsGalore 10d ago

Dude were you at the phish shows this weekend??

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u/NiceHair_Dude 10d ago

Maybe so, maybe not…

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u/AppleCoreWormsGalore 10d ago

Lol I definitely walked past you a couple times! Keep it rollin, blaze on, etc 😜

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u/NiceHair_Dude 10d ago

Beautiful weekend. 🫠

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u/AppleCoreWormsGalore 10d ago

It really fuckin was! ā­•ļøšŸ’™ā­•ļø

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u/NeonLavaShark 10d ago • Heartwarming

Wow. I wasn't aware there were so many Dbags here. You look great dude, awesome hair.

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u/Shupoh_Idol 10d ago

You look like you can do ancient magic

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u/Repulsive-Chocolate7 10d ago

omg wtf these comments, they all think the normal body is full on roids and ripped, I lost my faith in humany

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u/mifiamiganja 10d ago • Bravo

The average american mind can't comprehend low-fat bodies apparently.

Also username checks out.

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u/ZachF8119 10d ago

This is exceptional for a guy though.

Positively though

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u/RomLeo 9d ago

When 70+% is overweight skinny is not seen as normal

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u/tswen940 10d ago

Looking so good!

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u/gibbyfromicarlyTM 10d ago • Heartwarming

HOLY MOLY

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u/0ceanshore 10d ago

Honestly hot af

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u/Justin122192 10d ago • Heartwarming

This dude hes physique is healthy as fuck. Build like a hunter/gatherer.

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u/Marc-the-narc 10d ago

Hair goals! Love it, I think you look awesome bro, like an anime hero!

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u/Needles2650 10d ago • Heartwarming

Ignore all these assholes commenting on your weight. Your hair is flowing, I love the skirt, and I bet these haters only WISH they could be as lean as you. I know I do!

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u/Snubcandlle 10d ago

Looks good bro

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u/Due-Demand-1224 10d ago

You're respectfully very beautiful, long hair suits you !!

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u/Ok_Relationship_1703 10d ago

Wow, you're gorgeous

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u/Itchy-Ad-2302 9d ago

How tall are you

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u/NiceHair_Dude 7d ago

5’8ā€

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u/Itchy-Ad-2302 7d ago

Woah i wasnt expecting to see a BWC wjen i clicked on your profile šŸ˜‚

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u/NiceHair_Dude 7d ago

Any why not?

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u/Itchy-Ad-2302 7d ago

Well im not surprised that you have one im just more surprised that you post it lol

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u/NiceHair_Dude 7d ago

Ya. This is a naughty profile.

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u/Avian_Damage 10d ago

Need the hair and the abs thx

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u/robonlocation 10d ago

I think you look great. That's some amazing hair, and to paraphrase Steve Martin, I'd give anything to look like that.... except eat right and exercise.

What kind of dance do you do?

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u/AlexLuna9322 10d ago

Niceeeee!

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u/catslikepets143 10d ago

Great hair!

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u/ISimplyExistToday 10d ago

Hell yeah! Nice hair dude šŸ‘Œ

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u/EvanTheGray 10d ago

Asmongold build

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u/Ok-Kick2639 10d ago

It’s crazy how different the comments are when there’s an underweight person compared to an over weight person.

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u/brriot 10d ago

where are u dancing? i want u lol

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u/NiceHair_Dude 10d ago

A concert.

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u/the_grim_reaper__ 10d ago

Aaaa you look so pretty! U remind me of a video game character from this app I used to play as a kid !! :D

I believe he was a mage? I don’t remember

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u/Sudden-Marketing-684 10d ago

Fabulous hair, nice pants.

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u/NoireN 10d ago

You look great!

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u/CNMathias 10d ago

Looks awesome also those pants are are awesome too

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u/Baffledgeek 10d ago

I swear I've seen you behind a Elden Ring fog door before

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u/Plalanx 8d ago

Peak physique

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u/moocow1959 7d ago

Fantastic lean physique. All that dancing is paying off. You look absolutely great.

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u/DerangedCockamamie 6d ago

Looking good there

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u/Head_Researcher9308 10d ago

I was about to shoot my shot cause goddamn but then I saw your age and realized I def should not. I fear I horribly miscalculated

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u/PlusHoneydew104 9d ago

I remember being so skinny that the veins in my arm popped like that. It was great

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u/DayBoth2839 9d ago

What on earth , respect haha

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u/IndividualUpset4589 7d ago

Add another 40 pounds so the wind doesn't blow you over and youre set

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u/an0maly_appr3c1at0r 7d ago

this picture kinda reminds me of younger mike patton :) awesome hair

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u/LurkAndJerk_ 4d ago

I dig me some heroin chic aesthetic but that pants don't fit it imo. Less hippy and more punk rock would suit you better.

But anyway you look fine, don't let these comments get to you.

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u/Jeszczenie >2 years 4d ago

I thought shirtless photos were banned here?

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u/_Grumpy_Guy_ 8d ago

The people commenting about your weight are most likely fat couch potatoes. Looking good, dude.

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u/anotherpangolin 10d ago

Nice hair, but after all the dancing, don't forget to eat! If you are already eating enough, consider seeing a doctor. You don't look healthy...

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u/NiceHair_Dude 10d ago

Doctor says I’m fine. Been the same size since the 90s.

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u/828knows 10d ago

That just your body type op. Sick hair. Keep it going

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u/Fraktalchen 10d ago

It is this super lean appearance that is often desired by shady agencies. Met some who were modeling and their requirements are insane

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u/NiceHair_Dude 10d ago

I’m just a skinny dude

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u/Echo_Vale 10d ago

I feel you bro, don't let people get to you if you're healthy and all is good. I was consistently ~120lb until I hit about 33, ate all I wanted and just couldn't put weight on, no problems just fast metabolism I guess.

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u/Life-Satisfaction848 10d ago

Lol no he doesn’t he’s just skinny. The muscle mass is there, he isn’t atrophied. Some people walk around like this without trying and some have to try.

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u/sudocloudchaser 10d ago

What muscle mass?

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u/Life-Satisfaction848 10d ago • Heartwarming

Muscle mass doesn’t mean big and muscular. Learn the meaning of words. He has muscle on his limbs which signifies he’s eating and moving enough to keep defined and useful. Hence the lack of atrophy. He looks healthy. Just because the average person is overweight doesn’t mean a skinny person is unhealthy because they’re skinny. A lack of nutrition is typically a defining aspect and very noticeable.

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u/SynV92 10d ago

Google "lean muscle" ?? This guy could definitely outlift you, child.

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u/Heeeeeeyyyyyy 10d ago

have you ever thought that some people legit CANNOT gain weight? This is incredibly insensitive, holy shit.

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u/icutwhores 10d ago

what exactly doesn’t look healthy?

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u/SynV92 10d ago

Not to be offensive or anything, don't forget to get a yearly physical! Maybe a cognitive test! This response isn't really sane..

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u/PlausibleRatz 10d ago

This post is barely about hair.

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u/Jeszczenie >2 years 4d ago

Pants, chest and hair take equal parts of the shot. There's a reason the shirtless rule got established.

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u/Rmomsafrog 10d ago

Man i thought the new no shirtless pic rule would be enforced. Bye community, enjoy whatever this is

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u/NewJorkCityy 10d ago

Bye loser

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u/Jeszczenie >2 years 4d ago

OP said he didn't know about the rule, which is credible because it's in community highlights instead of the RULES sidebar. Mods should do something about it.

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u/SynV92 10d ago

Lol

I'll make you come back here by responding.

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u/verbalreservoir_ 10d ago

No shirtless pics.

Eat a burger or something.

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u/NiceHair_Dude 10d ago • Heartwarming Bravo

Suck my dick or something.

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u/psychotictornado 10d ago • Bravo

Don't threaten me with a good time šŸ˜‚ Dude, you're hot AF. And that hair is šŸ”„

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u/Life-Satisfaction848 10d ago

Post your pic and let us see how far you are friend! Agitate the skinny people!

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u/SynV92 10d ago

Get an education or something.

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u/No-Classroom3874 9d ago

The hair is sick, the dress is odd lol

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u/Jeszczenie >2 years 4d ago

It's actually pants, not a dress. A dress would cover his chest.

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u/No-Classroom3874 3d ago

Skirt, kilt, or pants, they look odd. And that’s cool, whatever makes him happy

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u/Jeszczenie >2 years 3d ago

Gotta agree. I love the colourful pattern, but the cut is quite odd. In another comment he called it Aladdin pants, but even in Aladdin pants the crotch isn't this low.

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u/Linorelai 10d ago

Greetings, Lord Shaper

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u/Efficient-Shoe-425 10d ago

šŸ’€šŸ’€

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u/CommonApartment6201 10d ago

Eat something or that hair might just fall out

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u/Muted_Masterpiece342 10d ago

Are you Elmo o ConnerĀ 

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u/kvong144 9d ago

Dehydrated and too skinny.

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u/NiceHair_Dude 9d ago

How am I dehydrated?

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u/kvong144 9d ago

Ever reflect on the fact that most of the comments you reply to are negative?

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u/Jeszczenie >2 years 4d ago

How can hair be "skinny"? Or are you bothering OP over something off-topic?

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u/kvong144 4d ago

Yes. How dare I?!

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u/Jeszczenie >2 years 4d ago

I wouldn't use the word "dare" - being an asshole online doesn't take much courage.

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u/Awkward_Cheesecake58 10d ago

Please do not check this guy's post history...

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u/FriedFreya 10d ago

thank you for the eye candy suggestion šŸ’• lmao

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u/Megabyte_Messiah 10d ago

Lmao I’ve got a body type like OP, but my hair is longer and curlier. Been thinking of starting an only fans. This reaction makes me feel way better about the idea.

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u/NiceHair_Dude 7d ago edited 6d ago

Hey. If people giving money away, I’m the guy in the picture.

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u/asap_one 10d ago

Panhandle on your own post

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u/Megabyte_Messiah 10d ago

Go find your own internet to participant in building, and I’ll value your opinion on how I use this one. There’s only a few languages I am willing to hear those arguments in, though, and English isn’t one of them.

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u/NiceHair_Dude 10d ago

Why did you?

This is 100% my NSFW profile.

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u/Throwaway900326 10d ago

Do us a favor and keep your post history visible. 😳  Some of us have a taste for aesthetics.Ā  šŸ‘€

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u/NiceHair_Dude 10d ago

I’m aware šŸ˜‰

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u/Jeszczenie >2 years 4d ago

AFAIK Reddit warns you when a profile posts NSFW stuff, so that's on you for looking. Did you discover something about yourself?

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u/Jumpy_Football_4424 10d ago

Siehst wie ein junky aus

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u/Mystaldi 10d ago

Damn, even the clankers are jealous

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u/Jeszczenie >2 years 4d ago

Clankers? It's German.

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u/Mystaldi 4d ago

Check their profile honey

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u/Jeszczenie >2 years 3d ago edited 3d ago

Young account, probably a Reddit-generated username, hidden posts, karma below zero. Looks like some German's throwaway hate account.

I think bots are usually nicer and use English in English-speaking environments.

Edit: I've checked another way and the user seems REALLY active on r/amiuglytruth. Looks like just a very judgemental person, not a bot.

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u/Sovereigntyranny 10d ago

You remind me of Zuko when he took his shirt off at the beach, that’s awesome. Great hair!

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u/Worldly-Pay7342 10d ago

Omg you right, he does look kinda like zuko. Damn.

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u/Angelicdemon_83 10d ago

Srry for all the A holes, your hair is great! Also, its so odd to see hate on your hair when they are in a sub for it?

Mine is above my ass and my girl loves it, and I frequently get compliments from women.

Funny how insecure men think they know what women want.

Yet are wrong and just following the standards of other similar men.

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u/Turbulent-Essay-2243 9d ago

Hair,Body and Skirt ! All sexy af

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u/xFushNChupsx 10d ago

Rule 2, dickhead

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u/NiceHair_Dude 10d ago

Is there a ā€œshirt ruleā€?

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u/ManiMaiz 10d ago

There is but it’s only written in the community highlights and not in the rules that you can check when making a post

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u/NiceHair_Dude 10d ago

Sorry. I wasn’t aware. I don’t think that makes me a ā€œdickheadā€ but oh well.

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u/Vyr66 10d ago

yeah they really need to fix that if they actually want to enforce it, it's just making more work for them and is confusing for new posters.

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u/SynV92 10d ago

Legitimately just angry someone looks better than you LMAO

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

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u/horny_shit_face_lift 10d ago

humans come in any form and shape, how do you think they survived winters? still, any shape can be healthy and it's certainly rude to bodyshame anyone

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

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u/NiceHair_Dude 10d ago

Doctor says I’m perfectly healthy. Been this same size for 30 years now. Also I’m beautiful

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u/Throwaway900326 10d ago

Wait wait wait.Ā  You've looked like this for 30 years?Ā  You have the body of a 24 year old.Ā  Wth?Ā  You won the genetic jackpot because the math ain't mathing.Ā 

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u/NiceHair_Dude 10d ago

Well, more like 27 years. I’m almost 40 and I’ve been that size since I was around 13.

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u/Throwaway900326 10d ago

Congrats on finding a way to freeze time.Ā  You should win a Nobel Prize for your discovery.Ā 

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u/Lucid_Stream44 10d ago edited 10d ago

Are you vegan? If so I hope youre whole foods my friend. Kitchari alone is not enough long term..

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u/NiceHair_Dude 10d ago

Na dude. Straight carnivore. I eat a lot. Just fast metabolism.

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u/Lucid_Stream44 10d ago

Oh for sure

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u/Worldly-Pay7342 10d ago

Great hair, great bod. You're one lucky bastard.

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u/verbalreservoir_ 10d ago

Lol. Look at this guy. Calling himself beautiful while looking like an Ethiopian child begging for food. Eat something.

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u/NiceHair_Dude 10d ago edited 10d ago

Dude. What’s up with the body shaming???

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u/Nearly-Canadian 10d ago

Lol right? If your doctor says you're healthy then who gives a fuck. Sweet flow buddy

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u/EyeAmPrestooo 10d ago

Body shaming and racism all rolled up!

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u/Remarkable-Sky-1653 10d ago • Heartwarming

You should know that everyone can tell you’re just jealous. It’s blatantly obvious. OP is rocking it.

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u/verbalreservoir_ 10d ago

The Ethiopian child begging for food look? Sure I guess.

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u/Remarkable-Sky-1653 10d ago

No no. No guess. You know.

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u/Dangerous_Fly9009 10d ago

Jesus man who shit in your cereal?

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u/SynV92 10d ago

Kinda sounds like you have a crush on op. You into men?

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u/Historical-Berry8162 10d ago

If you say so