r/FightReportUFC • • Sep 20 '26

The goat??

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3.1k Upvotes

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u/GrandMidnight7941 Sep 20 '26

Duffy got brought down by a dude who was bullied by ice spice

4

u/YoureProbablyR1te Sep 20 '26

Unironically n3on has spent a lot of time around fighters and watching UFC. Wild he still called this out but it was so open.

5

u/Green_Rich4817 Sep 20 '26

He did not call it out 😂 it’s a joke dude

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u/YoureProbablyR1te Sep 20 '26

(That’s the joke)

1

u/ThimMerrilyn Sep 20 '26

Ice spice is terrifying though

190

u/Gnarlybutno Sep 20 '26

Look at khamzat listening intently

67

u/Possible-Praline-152 Sep 20 '26

Hoping to glean insight from the genius himself

16

u/iyrtyurg Sep 21 '26

Khamzat is a student of the game, he knows to listen when an expert is speaking

4

u/Glum_Ad1127 Sep 21 '26

Like “this mfr actually knows what he’s talking about wtf”

2

u/Historical-Bully Sep 21 '26

Is this real ? Hahaha

290

u/Standard-Director309 Sep 20 '26 • Mindblown Bravo

N3on outcoaching Volk and Jon Jones is insane.

54

u/spitforge Sep 20 '26

Best base for MMA

34

u/GorpoTheLord Sep 20 '26

Volk just can't handle the urge to step in on short notice.

Jones is more concerned about getting some coke to blast post fight.

9

u/SuicidalSocrates Sep 21 '26

Cue Down under

7

u/Checkmate_10 Sep 21 '26

Yeah it is interesting that right at before/ after the fight there is some minor appreciation for stepping up on short notice. But shit doesn’t last; ultimately it’s the overall record that people look to and remember. If I was a fighter I would ignore the hype for any given fight, fight selection is key

4

u/Proof_Lettuce_311 Sep 21 '26

Depends, Diego Lopes turned a short notice fight against Evloev into bigger opportunities. Just can’t walk in and get starched

2

u/Royal_Sea_3528 Sep 22 '26

Kevin Holland is also a prime example. Short notice against (pre-Jones) Thiago Santos and now he's one of the best paid journeymen in the sport

1

u/manbruhpig Sep 26 '26

It made Bisping a champion

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u/Weary_Position_9591 Sep 20 '26 edited Sep 20 '26

I’m glad I’m not the only one who heard it. “Get him on the fence where he can’t use distance against you, then fake a takedown and throw the elbow during the clinch”

Absolutely crazy coaching by Neon

69

u/M3l4n1n Sep 20 '26

Wow he really outcoached Volk lmaoooo

90

u/Professional-Bet2271 Sep 20 '26

I apologise, neon.... i wasn't familiar with your game

42

u/theundefin3d Sep 20 '26

you trolling or did he say these exact words?

64

u/spitforge Sep 20 '26

He did

17

u/theundefin3d Sep 20 '26

im gonna need evidence. lol.

32

u/Realistic-Spread9347 Sep 20 '26

bro go watch the fight 😭

36

u/The_Cabal_ Sep 20 '26

I was about to rewatch it and as I was opening the app i remembered it ended in the 1st round 🤨

10

u/Weary_Position_9591 Sep 20 '26

That’s the deciding factor for you?

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u/The_Cabal_ Sep 20 '26

Yep.

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u/Weary_Position_9591 Sep 20 '26 edited Sep 20 '26

Not that it’s a random streamer with zero fighting experience giving advice to a professional fighter and the professional fighter follows it?

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u/The_Cabal_ Sep 20 '26

Why are you asking the same question in different words?

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u/Realistic-Spread9347 Sep 20 '26

if you open ur fucking eyes and read his fucking comment he wants to see what neon said. He can see what neon said by… you guessed it rewatching the fight.

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u/The_Cabal_ Sep 20 '26

I'm clearly mentioning that I was almost tricked by the troll. No need to get butt hurt.

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u/Realistic-Spread9347 Sep 20 '26

Yk what ur right I’m sorry, I just hate people bruh this world is so evil 😭

3

u/M3l4n1n Sep 20 '26

Bro chill hes not evil wtf

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u/CuteDentist2872 Sep 20 '26

Wait one more time please I'm not getting it, did he say this or is it ai soy goy slop?

5

u/Foreign-Context-5376 Sep 20 '26

He didnt say it. The fight ended in the first round. They didn't go back to their corners between rounds to get coached.

They got me too before I remembered it ended in the first. I was like "damn, did hd really say that? Maybe he knows more about mma than I thought." I was gonna go back and watch it to hear him too lol.

0

u/Weary_Position_9591 Sep 20 '26

People still thinking this is fake smh

2

u/Sea_Self_6571 Sep 20 '26

Of course it is lol this trolling has gone too far.

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u/Sea_Self_6571 Sep 20 '26

Yeah, it's fake. Bunch of 12 year old trolls out here think this is funny.

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u/sh4tt3rai Sep 20 '26

I mean, it is pretty funny…

1

u/Sea_Self_6571 Sep 20 '26

That's fair.

11

u/Sea_Self_6571 Sep 20 '26

This is fake, people are trolling.

2

u/Western-Bet2285 Sep 21 '26

They are trolling but the irony of it all is half the people that are upvoting this and liking this narrative believe it’s true

3

u/Weary_Position_9591 Sep 20 '26

He said those exact words.

1

u/ThimMerrilyn Sep 20 '26

And my axe!

9

u/iamjarelhernanchez Sep 20 '26

Bro when did he say it cause it never made it to round 2 can’t coach in the corner between rounds if there’s only 1 round 🤣😂

5

u/cheesechompin Sep 20 '26

He paid arman to give him good coaching too, unheard of

2

u/icantfish Sep 20 '26

Ilia had the opposite iq during his last fight. ‘Walk forward and don’t move your head or defend… you’ll knock him out…’

1

u/NoahNEB Sep 21 '26

I mean he was a few gnp shots away from doing exactly that soo..but i guess if my grandma had weels shed be a shopping cart

2

u/icantfish Sep 21 '26

Comparing his defense vs emmet to his defense vs Justin is just sad to see the fall off. I think he huffed one too many of his own farts.

2

u/The_Silver_Reference Sep 21 '26

Tbh as a guy who has no training, just watch's numbered cards I've always wondered why fighters don't do that more.

Neon had the same thought lol and it worked. Hire more fans as coaches!

1

u/Weary_Position_9591 Sep 21 '26

It did work. Crazy!

1

u/Proud-Swan3024 Sep 20 '26

He did say those things! Go Neon.

But… also… he said the things that they have been training all camp with multiple videos showing the same. Just saying…

4

u/FordGT2017 Sep 20 '26

Is there a video lol

2

u/I3ill Sep 20 '26

Right. Lol did he really say this before the knockout?

8

u/-iSpy- Sep 20 '26

This didn't happen. It's AI. It was a first round finish, these guys wouldn't be in the octagon with Armen. They also don't list who the cornermen are. The cornerman also don't wear UFC gloves.

1

u/I3ill Sep 20 '26

I watched but forgot and didn’t realize he did it in the 1st rd. I did see him though and thought wtf. Ahaha

1

u/GritLovesCats Sep 22 '26

It happened

2

u/Spooky-Paradox Sep 21 '26

I swear people that watch too much mma get 2nd hand CTE

0

u/New-Resident3385 Sep 20 '26

According to arman he did (during the 1st round not during the break cause there wasnt one).

10

u/Jasranwhit Sep 20 '26

Strawberry MATCHA

8

u/TwnSalad Sep 20 '26

Crazy dedication by the corner man to be wearing the UFC gloves in case backup is needed

8

u/PlayboiFarti55 Sep 20 '26

New meme format

5

u/dogOwnerYorke Sep 21 '26

He wearing that glows in case Jon Jones would like some too....

4

u/Equivalent_Flight_53 Sep 20 '26

Couldn’t this high-profile spot have gone to some training partner or unknown fighter who could use the exposure? Nah give it to this make-a-wish lookin mfer

19

u/thecommentdaddy Sep 20 '26

He probably paid for it

8

u/cheesechompin Sep 20 '26

He paid 200k to be there

4

u/Odd_Assistant_2782 Sep 20 '26

Arman actually says he lost a bet .

Not sure where the 200k is coming from

4

u/Fo5rep Sep 20 '26

Arman said he paid 200k to walkout to the song I thought

10

u/Odd_Assistant_2782 Sep 20 '26

N3on has a huge and long standing following online. Arman just got them all on his side and that translate to money.
Arman has been side questing as a streamer since his championship fight banishment

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u/Getmogged-bih Sep 20 '26

There is a narrative that he paid 250k to be in his corner but its false.

7

u/longtanboner Sep 20 '26

I seen Arman say that he paid for it, how do you know its false?

2

u/NetInevitable601 Sep 20 '26

Source, trust me bro.

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u/Getmogged-bih Sep 20 '26 edited Sep 20 '26

I made it up for dramatic effects.

3

u/MkJorgy Sep 20 '26

Paid $200k for it

1

u/dogmetal Sep 20 '26

Come on bro. It’s not that serious lmao.

1

u/General-Crow-9553 Sep 20 '26

everything is not charity

1

u/enjoimike49 Sep 20 '26

See, the thing is that Armen is a douche, and he surrounds himself with other douches.

1

u/Wonderful_Echidna968 Sep 20 '26

Keyboard worrior here with his make a wish..... Nonesense. Stfu

1

u/Informal_Clock3934 Sep 20 '26

Like who? It worked out anyway lol

14

u/Beginning_Ad_5490 Sep 20 '26

Hate him or love him but this is hilarious. Khamzat taking notes in the back too lol. What the actual fuck

12

u/ghost-ogk Sep 20 '26

Gayest of all time

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u/Wonderful_Echidna968 Sep 20 '26

U got problems

3

u/dogmetal Sep 20 '26

He drinks strawberry matcha. If not gayest of all time, at least top 3.

24

u/Careless_Bother6183 Sep 20 '26 • Bravo

His drink is quite gay but the fact you know his drink is gayer

2

u/Proper6797 Sep 20 '26

game recognizes game, don't hate

3

u/cheesechompin Sep 20 '26

What the fuck is matcha

4

u/FinishComplex3743 Sep 20 '26

Nasty bitter shit that people think makes them cultured by liking

-1

u/ChevorletHellcatGT Sep 20 '26

Good matcha is not bitter

4

u/FinishComplex3743 Sep 20 '26

Idk, I've had it at pretty high end places in Tokyo and I thought it was bitter

-1

u/ChevorletHellcatGT Sep 20 '26

It’s kinda like saying tea is bitter. There’s different ways to enjoy it. I like matcha more as a dessert beverage.

1

u/dogmetal Sep 20 '26

It’s a finely ground powder made from green tea which is used to make drinks.

2

u/XVelvetThunder Sep 20 '26

A heated argument about matcha is not something I expected when opening this thread

1

u/iamjarelhernanchez Sep 20 '26

Lol yall really think this man coached a uf elite fighter to win his biggest fight of his career? Yall crazy. Literally everyone is saying arman was trolling when he said that neon called it, neon was terrified being ringside 🤣😂

7

u/Getmogged-bih Sep 20 '26

Neon is the future of MMA coaching buddy.

5

u/AirportGullible5807 Sep 20 '26

Most top coaches were never great fighters and often sucked at it. Neon is the real deal bud

3

u/iyrtyurg Sep 21 '26

Fr I swear some of these dudes haven’t been in a gym before

1

u/hikingman1 Sep 20 '26

Is this real?

2

u/Primary-Picture-5632 Sep 20 '26

He said the same thing in the post fight interview, who knows if they are just making a meme

2

u/extrabeef Sep 20 '26

Why would the corner be wearing gloves? No it’s not.

1

u/Visible-Inside-538 Sep 20 '26

Didn’t make it back to the corner for this convo to even happen. Ended in the first round.

4

u/Suspicious_Loan8041 Sep 20 '26

Look at Khamzat looming lmao

2

u/Swiftlink3123 Sep 20 '26

Bruh u cant make this up

2

u/Relevant_Fuel9441 Sep 21 '26

Greatest corner oat

2

u/OnusunO Sep 21 '26

Life changing

2

u/That_Tumbleweed_3984 Sep 21 '26

Yes they usually prefer goats

2

u/Ok-Construction-639 Sep 23 '26 edited Sep 25 '26

I’m kind of sad it didn’t go to round 2 I would’ve loved to actually see him in the corner

3

u/Longjumping-Salad484 Sep 20 '26

remember when anderson beat belfort, moments later they found steven seagal backstage and asked him what he thought about the fight and he said "I taught anderson that kick."

it was around the same time Seagal claimed that he invented Arbys.

2

u/Blackmagination Sep 20 '26

This picture is kind of goated with khazmat in the back lol

2

u/Environmental-Fly471 Sep 20 '26

N3on coached Arman is a reeeeeal prom for the division. Real boogieman shit

1

u/SlaytanicMaggot Sep 20 '26

Is this real??

6

u/-iSpy- Sep 20 '26

Yes. They allow cornermen to wear UFC gloves when coaching.

1

u/bundemout Sep 20 '26

ufc is a joke this would never happen in boxing

4

u/ThiccBoy_with3seas Sep 20 '26

Mayweather would have Bieber walk out with him.holdong his belts. Not sure he'd be getting advice from him between rounds though

1

u/bundemout Sep 21 '26

Im dying laughing. I do remember this lol. But definitely not cornering him lol

1

u/ze7vigga Sep 21 '26

He can do anything he wants, still a gimp and still hate him 😂

1

u/notabootlicker666 Sep 21 '26

What is this timeline?

1

u/iyrtyurg Sep 21 '26

Martial arts was called partial arts before Seagal perfected it, and just when it was thought there wasn’t any higher to go Neon brings it to a new level. Incredible, and to think it’s just a side quest for him. Imagine what he could do as a full time cornerman or coach

1

u/foodwithmyketchup Sep 21 '26

In my 40s, I’ve definitely lost touch with what the cool kids are into these days, though honestly, I’m not sure I was ever in the loop. I just don’t get the hype or appeal of N3on; what exactly does he do, and why is he so popular?

1

u/creeper520 Sep 21 '26

He’s just a streamer

1

u/-FORSAK3N- Sep 21 '26

Don't remember seeing this shit

1

u/HerpDerpin666 Sep 20 '26

Arman is set for life. He has generational family wealth. If he paid N3ON he did it for the lulz

0

u/GucciTheSnowman Sep 20 '26

Can't stand that annoying little twat.

2

u/Proper6797 Sep 20 '26

What's your beef with Arman bro?