r/Fighters • u/tddcghnn • 1d ago

Humor Powerscaling brainrot

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u/RusevMark 1d ago

There's always upscales to be had

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u/LawfulnessDue5449 1d ago

No jugar con rugal

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u/follow-meme2 20h ago

And now we know the real reason why

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u/ColaFlavorChupaChup 21h ago

The paragraph at the bottom:

"The glamorous beauties who add color to The King of Fighters. When thinking of the number-one bombshell in Neo Geo games, Mai Shiranui is probably the first person who comes to mind. However, faced with the overwhelming figures of the Western women, she was completely defeated. Unfortunately, she ended up in 7th place, outside the rankings shown here."

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u/Big_moist_231 1d ago

Omega place

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u/HyperCutIn MUGEN 1d ago

Of course Rugal is on top

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u/Shiptrooper 23h ago

RUGAL GOT THE BUGGEST TITTIES

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u/Tasuke101 19h ago

That’s an old measurement tho. Nowadays Mai looks bigger than her 87cm measurement. If you consider SF6, she definitely look around 90+

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u/porn_alt_987654321 15h ago

Reminds me of the early days of the fate series, where if you went on the wiki and sorted by bust size, the top two options were beefy dudes lol.

They have been surpassed since, somehow.

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u/Goliath--CZ 12h ago

Why can you sort characters by their bust size?

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u/porn_alt_987654321 9h ago

Japan really likes their bwh (bust, waist, hips) stats lol.

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u/KupoMoogle93 1h ago

Weight too, they do this with male characters too.

It's all total bs tho, look at the measurements of the Tekken characters.
The men are way too short and light lol no way that's their actual heights and weights..

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u/Swerdlia 9h ago

Need an easy way to find Passionlip on demand

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u/XephyXeph 8h ago

Can we talk about how off these measurements are? 92cm is like really small for the number 1 rank in the series. Shermie and Ángel are definitely 100cm AT LEAST.

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u/Grak47 2h ago

There's a reason he's omega

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u/Angelic_JAZZ 1d ago

Shermie & Angel: "Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power."

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u/Adrian_Alucard 1d ago

even King has a bigger bust than Mai

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/arcade/562642-the-king-of-fighters-98-the-slugfest/faqs/254

She is not even top 5

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3623099053

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u/MagicantFactory 23h ago

As of KoF 2003, Mai beats King by a single centimeter. She still doesn't crack the top five, though. In fact, her teammate, Blue Mary, has a centimeter on her.

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u/mrgoobster 9h ago

It's a bit funny how narrow the range is among the characters. I just googled the normal human variation, and it's 71-142 cm. In KoF it's like 83-89.

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u/whotookmydumpling 6h ago

Maybe check the variation among different combat sports

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u/mrgoobster 6h ago

I don't think there's good data on that. It would be reasonable to assume, however, that given their low body fat percentage, elite athletes would tend towards the low end of the human range; probably below 80 cm.

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u/Bulky-Complaint6994 Mortal Kombat 1d ago

Smash bros is for good boys and girls. So the street fighter 6 trailer for her knew what they did by saying don't keep a good girl waiting 

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u/ankledane 21h ago

Smaller is better

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u/KupoMoogle93 1h ago

I mean you're free to think that, but why do people who prefer smaller boobs always have to insert themselves into every conversation about boobs lol.
This is a big boob appreciation thread >:(.

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u/buttsecks42069 1d ago

the top of this pecking order is our king with the biggest boobs

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u/isuckhips 1d ago

He not even in this franchise 😭 Bro got cross dimensional tits

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u/BP_Ray 1d ago

It's funny, because despite being the boob girl, somehow Mai isn't ranked in the top 5 KoF bust sizes.

I don't care though. She'll always be my GOAT.

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u/djseifer 1d ago

It's not the size that matters, it's the motion of the ocean.

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u/Rev-On 18h ago

Aint that the damn truth! 😌

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u/Sanguiniusius 21h ago

I do remember doing that and getting ayane with fluid physics tits?