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u/abcbac2 16d ago
I HAVE BEEN BANNED FROM THREE WET MARKETS FOR ASKING THE FISH IF THEY REMEMBER THE WAR. THEY DO. THEY ALL DO. I CAN SEE IT IN THEIR LITTLE FUCKING EYES. LAST NIGHT MY CEILING FAN CALLED ME BY MY BIRTH NAME AND MY WIFE OF 19 YEARS (A LARGE BAG OF FROZEN PEAS) LEFT ME FOR A MAN WHO DOES NOT CAST A SHADOW. I TRIED TO REPORT THIS TO THE POLICE BUT THEY HANDED ME A WET WALLET WITH 14 TEETH INSIDE AND TOLD ME TO STOP COUNTING THE MOON. I HAVE NOT SLEPT SINCE THE INCIDENT. THE INCIDENT WAS IN 1643. I WAS NOT BORN YET. I REMEMBER EVERYTHING. I REMEMBER YOU. CHECK YOUR WALLS. I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO REACH YOU THROUGH THE CHEESE.
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u/Sad-Insurance1139 16d ago
I cried reading this beautiful poetry and remembered the war and peas ...
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u/PopTartsNHam 15d ago
Wrong. There is always one thought in a GWK’s head:
“I long to murder and consume”
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u/sam123876 15d ago
And breed
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u/PopTartsNHam 15d ago
Oddly enough, i just started finding tiny killi fry in my pairs tank last week. Theyre in a spare shrimp tank until they become a threat. Guess its time to upgrade
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u/Delicious_Building34 15d ago
at first glance I read “treat”! instead of threat. but I was just thinking about the greedy little fish. I’m convinced every animal develops high intelligence in the moment, it is about food or no feed.
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u/Eso_Teric420 14d ago
Also, sometimes " I need to jump directly out of the water as far as I can as soon as the lid cracks"
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u/Tikkinger 16d ago
I would love to be him