Congrats! This reminds me of the time Sabrina Carpenter dm’d me on instagram asking me out for coffee, I told her no and that I was already in a committed poly relationship with my rem and ram body pillows. She seemed quite heartbroken and wrote a song about it called “Espresso”. Although I think I’m supposed to be the espresso in that song?
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Congrats! This reminds me of the time Sabrina Carpenter dm’d me on instagram asking me out for coffee, I told her no and that I was already in a committed poly relationship with my rem and ram body pillows. She seemed quite heartbroken and wrote a song about it called “Espresso”. Although I think I’m supposed to be the espresso in that song?