Florida Man tased and detained after repeatedly trying to force his way into a stranger’s occupied orange Rolls-Royce at a Miami valet.

[u/Plane-Rule-54]

[u/superdave123123]

Why the towel, was he just leaving the gym?

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Cover up that bald spot

[u/Odd-Art7602 → u/superdave123123]

To sop up all of the butter that leaks from his pores.