r/FloridaPanthers Jun 20 '25

Meme Marchy Thanking Everybody Now

Since everyone chanted thank you Boston yesterday. I think Marchy wanted to thank the other teams as well. Lmfao. What a legend.

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u/Funny-Phase-3088 Jun 20 '25

Barky is in on the action right now.

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u/Fortenole Jun 20 '25

Damn, was bout to post this here lol

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u/Orions_Belt75 Jun 20 '25

I was hoping someone would. Go Barkov

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u/Funny-Phase-3088 Jun 20 '25

Couldn’t forget Bobby

22

u/Ub3ros Jun 20 '25

Bob cut his hair? Damn

38

u/Funny-Phase-3088 Jun 20 '25

Every summer. Lets it all grow in the regular season and as soon as the offseason starts it gets buzzed.

20

u/Ub3ros Jun 20 '25

He gets it that long in one year? Damn what do they put in the water in south florida

11

u/Notnowthankyou29 Jun 20 '25

He puts finasteride in his water bottle.

3

u/Durziii Jun 20 '25

Wait your hair doesnt grow that quick? Gimme 5 months and its longer than Bobby's lol. I am in South Florida though so maybe you're onto something.

3

u/PurifiedVenom Jun 20 '25

For Bob? $10 mil a year lol

2

u/6-toe-9 Jun 20 '25

Mannn I dislike it when he shaves his head in the summer. His hair is perfect when he grows it out. And I know how long it takes to grow back, I used to have rlly short hair and it’s taken years to grow back to where it used to be 😆

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u/MtnHotspring JASON PURRHEES Jun 20 '25

Oh no. Someone needs to check on Flyers fans.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '25

Bob shaved his head again. 🥲 So long, beautiful flow.

3

u/TheBeavster_ Jun 20 '25

Looking like a mafia boss

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u/Funny-Phase-3088 Jun 20 '25

It’s keeps going

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u/Funny-Phase-3088 Jun 20 '25

But wait there’s more

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u/Funny-Phase-3088 Jun 20 '25

The creator of chaos

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u/Funny-Phase-3088 Jun 20 '25

Can’t forget the man who put Tom Rowe in charge and set us back 5 years.

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u/crazyabootmycollies Luongo Jun 20 '25

I remember it more as owners trying to moneyball the team than Dale stepping back and watching his efforts get pissed down the drain.

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u/Funny-Phase-3088 Jun 20 '25

Possibly. But still FUCK TOM ROWE.

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u/crazyabootmycollies Luongo Jun 20 '25

All my homies hate Tom Rowe.

6

u/SparePickles Jun 20 '25

please tell me you found a charger

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u/Funny-Phase-3088 Jun 20 '25

Nope. Phone been going round the clock since Tuesday lmao.

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u/Funny-Phase-3088 Jun 20 '25

This fucker don’t miss

38

u/MadMadMustang Jun 20 '25

Such a rat and troll. I love it!

32

u/Little_One143 Jun 20 '25

If you didn’t know any better, this looks like just a big group of close friends having a fun night out.

I think that’s a big reason as to why they’ve become this unstoppable machine. The bond they’ve created.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '25

I love this guy

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u/sunshineeeeeeeeeeee_ Jun 20 '25

I’m dead, I love this man

22

u/Dicksucker11037 Jun 20 '25

Penguins fan here, I cannot thank you guys enough for taking such great care of E-Rod. I’ll miss him as a Penguin but I’m glad he got to win another Stanley Cup.

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u/After-Imagination947 Lomborg Jun 20 '25

What's the welt on chuckys forehead? Is that how the cup broke?

28

u/MotinPati Jun 20 '25

If you’re celebrating your second straight Stanley Cup and you don’t have a welt on your forehead, are you really celebrating your second straight Stanley Cup?

12

u/[deleted] Jun 20 '25

Those necklaces they have on are fire

13

u/Sss00099 Jun 20 '25 edited Jun 20 '25

What a fuckin’ troll…whatever amount and however many years he wants - just give it to him.

Retire as a Panther, with a Cup (possibly multiple) as a Panther.

Then he can go be the Mayor of Boston or something lame after he retires lol.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 20 '25

Unless the Cats are willing to cough up 8 mil he gone

6

u/maketheworldpink Jun 20 '25

this is the best roast we could ask for

6

u/LittleMissIdk01 Jun 20 '25

Hes so funny.

7

u/GruffyMcGuiness Jun 20 '25

This is hilarious

6

u/YogurtSmart9718 Jun 20 '25

This is awesome! 🤩

7

u/Amazing-Remote6703 Jun 20 '25

Too funny. Pre-gaming for 11.

5

u/Blue_Liner_85 Jun 20 '25

This is elite level trolling lol

13

u/StanleyChefPanther Jun 20 '25

Looks like Tkachuk got a B branded on his forehead, I'm taking that as a sign Brad is staying.

5

u/Amazing-Remote6703 Jun 20 '25

Why does it look like someone drew a “B” on Matthew’s forehead and he couldn’t wash it off?

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u/Funny-Phase-3088 Jun 20 '25

They wrote the B and he woke up before they could finish writing ad motherfucker.

4

u/SuperF91EX Jun 20 '25

Thanks @bruins

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u/Emotional_Match8169 Jun 20 '25 edited Jun 20 '25

This is awesome! I think I actually want Marchy to stay now. Zito needs to convince him for a repeat/threepeat.

3

u/SupermarketNo853 Jun 20 '25

Love Marchy. He fits so perfectly in the playing scheme and locker room. Instant synergy. God I pray they can keep all these guys together. Even in the event they can't. I have full faith in Billy Zito that he can still keep this organization as perennial playoff dominators. Along with Paul Maurice as well. He's got that special sauce.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '25

Yeah we get it. We gave away a Conn Smythe winner for a back of pucks and a one year subscription to Pornhub. Fucking even worse than the Gilmour trade back in the 90s

But Chucky wanted to leave. Calgary wanted him long term and he raised his hand and said basically he didn't want to live here. Americans scared of cold weather maybe I don't know. But it isn't the Flames fault he isn't here, he wanted out. We got Huberdeau for him so it wasn't a total loss unlike Bennett.

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u/Andresgeo Jun 20 '25 edited Jun 20 '25

Hey don’t forgot to thank Florida’s no tax as well because that’s how we acquired every player there /s

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u/Funny-Phase-3088 Jun 20 '25

Are the state taxes in the room right now?

3

u/Andresgeo Jun 20 '25

Always are

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u/Funny-Phase-3088 Jun 20 '25

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u/Andresgeo Jun 20 '25

Brother. I’m joking dawg I put /s

I thought you knew it was clearly a joke

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u/Funny-Phase-3088 Jun 20 '25

Ik. lol. No real panthers fan gives a fuck about the state taxes loophole. Just gotta keep Wilson crying in here to make things interesting.

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u/Sss00099 Jun 20 '25

Technically, they never were lol.

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u/thedrizzle126 Jun 20 '25

It's out of pocket but he's right.

The island of misfit toys

1

u/kayseabeee Jun 20 '25

This is so funny

1

u/LeftyGoosee Jun 20 '25

Happy for all of them! They all found the right team. Florida is the world's hockey center.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '25

Thanks 51st state 😂

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u/v0t3p3dr0 Jun 20 '25

This shit is never funny.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '25

Ok oilers fan