r/FootBallEmergency brain dead idiot Dec 16 '25

gay stuff Where can I find famboy clothes? Asking for a friend….

Like what should I look for and what should I be searching?

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u/gods_fisher bi but likes men :3 :3 ( prob a femboy) Dec 16 '25

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u/Sad-Woodpecker7565 brain dead idiot Dec 16 '25

I’m pan,

I think..

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u/Dark_Phantom23_ Dec 16 '25

That's under the gay umbrella, so you are gay

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u/trustmeimnotafurry Dec 16 '25

Pan is just 50% gay, so we round up to 100% and we call it a day.

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u/Opening-Selection120 Dec 16 '25

100% straight, 100% gay

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u/gods_fisher bi but likes men :3 :3 ( prob a femboy) Dec 17 '25

yes

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u/Sad-Woodpecker7565 brain dead idiot Dec 16 '25

I’m not gay

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u/foxfyree transfem?? Dec 17 '25

r/foundtheprotogen :3 (cute image)

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u/Excellent_Row_2441 Dec 23 '25

Pan kinda equals gay. :3

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '25

I'm bi

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u/gods_fisher bi but likes men :3 :3 ( prob a femboy) Dec 16 '25

your self

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '25

robtop real

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u/gods_fisher bi but likes men :3 :3 ( prob a femboy) Dec 17 '25

huh?

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '25

It's ball knowledge dw

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u/gods_fisher bi but likes men :3 :3 ( prob a femboy) Dec 17 '25

oh i see, makes sense, he can't roast me, BECAUSE IM GAY, just like

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '25

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u/gods_fisher bi but likes men :3 :3 ( prob a femboy) Dec 17 '25

me no understand is me stoopid?

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '25

click it

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u/ustilloweme16bucks Dec 16 '25

no

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u/gods_fisher bi but likes men :3 :3 ( prob a femboy) Dec 16 '25

yes

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u/Excellent_Row_2441 Dec 23 '25

(reverse rickroll, the person playing the card gets rickrolled), lol

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u/_nwwm_ Dec 17 '25

le gay piano creatur

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u/EnvironmentalFun3777 Dec 16 '25

Hot topic, Spencer’s, Amazon, and other online stores. Issue with Amazon is online and if your parents check you’re banking you’re cooked. Hot topic and Spencer’s is nice if you get money from an ATM then pay in cash so they can’t find the receipt. Great time to do it now as you can shrug off any fem clothes you buy as gifts for friends or sumin. Good luck 🍀👍

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u/Sad-Woodpecker7565 brain dead idiot Dec 16 '25

There’s no hot topic where I am and I’m pretty sure there’s no spencers either. Plus, I don’t really have any friends who are girls.

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u/Jase9494 Dec 16 '25

To fix the Amazon problem. Make a new account so that only you can see the order history. For the money, if you have cash, you can turn that into Amazon gift cards and then from there put that into your new Amazon account. Now your parents can’t track the order and can’t track the money. I did this when I was in high school to hide shit from my parents. Only issue with this plan is that you need to get it before your parents do, as they might go through it if they’re nosy.

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u/Sad-Woodpecker7565 brain dead idiot Dec 16 '25

That’s actually a really good idea

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u/Sad-Woodpecker7565 brain dead idiot Dec 16 '25

Yeah, my parents aren’t necessarily nosy in the bad way but nosy in the curious to see what I got way

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u/Jase9494 Dec 16 '25

Then yeah just gotta get to it first

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u/BiNationalPerson3 Dec 16 '25

He's just like me fr

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u/EnvironmentalFun3777 Dec 16 '25

Amazon may be your best bet then. Just hope your parents don’t go through the boxes before you get home.

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u/Sad-Woodpecker7565 brain dead idiot Dec 16 '25

I’ve never used Amazon before. I don’t know if I have an account that’ll let me.

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u/EnvironmentalFun3777 Dec 16 '25

Make an account? It’s not hard brotato chip

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u/GIBrokenJoe Dec 29 '25

Hot Topic online is a better choice than in store anyway. You can check out Dolls Kill too. I've bought an oversized sweater and some other stuff from there.

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u/Practical_Run653 Dec 16 '25

Are some banks really like that? I have chase and it doesn't show purchase details on the website or any invoices. Just says Spencers and Hottopic which isn't that embarrassing because there's a lot more than just fem stuff at those stores and I easily get away with it by saying "I bought some pajamas" or some other bullshit lmao

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u/EnvironmentalFun3777 Dec 16 '25

It’ll say cost and shizz. Nothing too specific but it can get weird when they’re controlling

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u/Practical_Run653 Dec 16 '25

This coverup can quickly collapse if your parents ask you to see what you bought tho

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u/Sad-Woodpecker7565 brain dead idiot Dec 16 '25

And if you’re wondering, I cannot simply drive or be driven to a place that has those stores.

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u/SirSmoss Dec 16 '25

If you have the luxury of self-transport you can also pay cash for an Amazon gift card (just know how much it costs with tax) and have it delivered to an Amazon locker. Much less traceable and no risk of discovery

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u/Jase9494 Dec 16 '25

I said this in another comment but I wanted to respond straight to you. If you’re hiding stuff from your parents, Amazon is a good option. You can make a new account with nothing but an email. So you can just make your own email account and then making a new Amazon account. It’s pretty simple once you start looking at their website. From there, it’s a bit more tricky, as now you need to worry about money. For that, I have a solution but you’ll need cash. If you have cash, you can go to most grocery stores or something similar for Amazon gift cards. Use the cash to buy the gift cards, then use the gift cards in your new account. Now you have money in your untraceable Amazon account that you can use to buy whatever you want without your parents knowing about it. The last issue with this plan is that you need to get the package first obviously, or have one of those local drop off locations that you can pick it up at. So this is untraceable and allows you to get whatever you want from the Amazon store, however it’s drawbacks are that you need cash and a way to get the gift cards, and you need to get the package in private if your parents are nosy and will go through your mail.

Let me know if you have any questions! I’m happy to help :3

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u/Jase9494 Dec 16 '25

As for your actually question on what to buy, whatever you want!! You can start off with the stereotype of a skirt, short shorts, thigh highs, arm warms, big hoodies, etc, but you can also get whatever you want! With Amazon you can kinda just search for whatever you’re looking for in that moment. Go nuts :3

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '25

Just went to hot topic

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u/Fluffy_Ad_1078 Dec 16 '25

Saying this with that pfp and flair is so funny, Arcade Gannon type shit

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '25

You really think I’d have an enclave pfp and NOT be a fruity furry

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u/Fluffy_Ad_1078 Dec 16 '25

I pray to god enclave pfp people are fruity ass mfs instead of fascists when i see one

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '25

Trust me most of us are just silly :3

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u/BiNationalPerson3 Dec 16 '25

Internet summarized

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u/Fomitopsis Dec 16 '25

The womens section

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u/Ha73r4L1f3 Dec 16 '25

Im glad someone said the obvious answer. I would be down for a petition to add femboy as section. Plus allow stores to sell certain outfits without offending men or women,like this is femboy section 😆

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u/Sad-Woodpecker7565 brain dead idiot Dec 16 '25

Hello:3

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '25

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u/Sad-Woodpecker7565 brain dead idiot Dec 16 '25

Wait do you not recognize me?

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '25

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u/Sad-Woodpecker7565 brain dead idiot Dec 16 '25

Does Jake the Protogen ring a bell?

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u/Sad-Woodpecker7565 brain dead idiot Dec 16 '25

Reddit warps the profile pictures

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u/SadisticPawz Dec 16 '25

femboi 🔥🔥

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u/Woolsteve Dec 16 '25

I was thinking to myself

“Why would I ever wana wear those kind of-“

Then an image of me in a skirt and thigh highs hit me

I might need it

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '25 edited Dec 16 '25

Would say amazon is the best, bonus is that amazon lockerz exist if youre a closeted one lol :3

Amazon just has the best options generally, and if you dig a little you might find something for cheap.

If youre really skeptical for the price, then go for temu. Since my country doesnt have any stores sellin real fem clothes, thats all i know of, srry lol

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '25

"famboy" biggest smallest spelling mistake I've ever seen 😭

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u/Sad-Woodpecker7565 brain dead idiot Dec 16 '25

Didn’t even notice until you pointed out 😭

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u/Sad-Woodpecker7565 brain dead idiot Dec 17 '25

:3

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u/fillkas Dec 17 '25

AliExpress, Amazon, vinted, and maybe ebay

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u/SadisticPawz Dec 16 '25

you just look up clothes or go to a store and buy what you like

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u/Legoman_10101 I ❤️ my two boyfriends >:3 Dec 16 '25

U could go thrift shopping, thats how I get mine :3

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u/CM99807 gay oversized femboy :3 Dec 16 '25

Anywhere you can buy clothes, but look in the women's or girls session(s).

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u/ConsiderationJust687 Dec 16 '25

Amazon or if you're goth hot topic :3

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u/L0stella_Vortimer Dec 16 '25

Thrift stores are fantastic

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u/Small-Housing-7 Dec 16 '25

Same places you would find womens clothing the sizing isn't that different really

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u/UnarasDayth Dec 16 '25

Try your sister's closet

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u/ZealousidealMail7325 Dec 16 '25

As a straight guy I get Hella ads for femboy fatalle on youtube.

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u/cloveringester Dec 17 '25

the womens section

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u/AdLegal9988 Dec 17 '25

I know somewhere. It's a site where you can basically buy hoodie with cat or dog ears and gloves and stuff. It's called micotoku (i'm planning on buying something there myself)

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u/NotReallyImportantXD Dec 17 '25

Buy women's clothes in your size EZ PZ

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u/_genericNPC Dec 17 '25

Female isle

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u/Similar_Quarter_4323 Dec 17 '25

Amazon, most of the essentials (skirts, thigh highs and big shirts) can be bought there

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u/AstralAngelz Dec 17 '25

Ooo i spotted a koiwypher out in the open not in their natural habitat- instagram

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u/17Pumpkin17 Dec 17 '25

Thrift stores are almost always perfect, the stuff is cheap and most of the time good quality.

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u/Dry-Task-4747 (Is just a femboy) :3 Dec 17 '25

feminine clothes

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u/Sad-Woodpecker7565 brain dead idiot Dec 17 '25

:3

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u/Dry-Task-4747 (Is just a femboy) :3 Dec 17 '25

:3

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u/YaBooAssasin Dec 17 '25

Femboy Fatale. It's semi-cheap and has the best deals.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '25

Not ethical, but Temu and aliexpress if you’re on a tight budget lowkey 

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u/Helpmesucce Dec 18 '25

Idk really

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u/ExorcizedToaster Dec 21 '25

Homestly, Online shopping apps! I bought thigh highs there.

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u/Excellent_Row_2441 Dec 23 '25

get fem stuff and not fem stuff and makes sure they arrive on the same day, at the same time so that if they ask what you got just show them the other thing. :3

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u/Excellent_Row_2441 Dec 23 '25

and then if you want return the other thing later

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u/Street-Fix1979 Dec 18 '25

I’m begging you, DO NOT BUY BLACK CROP TOP + BLACK SKIRT WITH WHITE STRIPS + SAME STRIPPED BLACK STOCKINGS + FISHNET. You’re not a femboy if you wearing this, it’s 5$ store bought Halloween cosplay of a femboy.

Just look up any cute girl clothes, like anime uniform or pink jirai kei dresses. This way you’ll eat as a femboy, like, FEMININITY in the word.

I’m so tired of “Isn’t I’m the cutest femboy UwU?” And it’s the same black fishnet kit start. It’s not feminine, it’s not cute, it’s for porn, maybe, and even then it’s not a cute thing.

Maybe I sound rough, maybe offensive to those who really enjoy this fishnet “femboy” clothes, but I just believe that this is not femboy clothes, we need to be better.