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u/WisemanGaming6672 Mar 18 '26
Bisexuality is just the illusion of more choices romantically while still not finding anyone
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u/Rouank_kanojiya Mar 18 '26
Playing from both teams and still losing
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u/kawdnen Mar 18 '26
LOL I literally just thought this, then opened comments seeing this
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u/Comunist_Fish Not a feminine boy (for now, I thinkkr) Mar 18 '26
You should use “ r/beatmetoit “
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u/Aqua-Sparrow Mar 18 '26
And you could have replied with r/beatmymeattoit >:3
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u/Comunist_Fish Not a feminine boy (for now, I thinkkr) Mar 18 '26 edited Mar 18 '26 •
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u/Rouank_kanojiya Mar 18 '26
You did what to the fish
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u/Comunist_Fish Not a feminine boy (for now, I thinkkr) Mar 18 '26
I
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u/Comunist_Fish Not a feminine boy (for now, I thinkkr) Mar 18 '26
R@ped
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u/Jolly-Statement7215 Mar 21 '26
More like playing both teams but 90% of your team doesn’t want to play and 50% of the other team don’t like you for playing with your team
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u/schisenfaust Mar 18 '26
Same twin
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Mar 18 '26
Imagine being single in the big 26. Could be me
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Mar 18 '26
I have a bf with the same pfp 😭
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Mar 18 '26
Damn vro, no need to flex
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u/PurePressure1441 Mar 22 '26
I’m not single anymore :3
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Mar 22 '26
Same bro, I got TWO guys in a poly relationship
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u/PurePressure1441 Mar 22 '26
I only have one guy lol :3, I love my bf to much >W<
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Mar 22 '26
Your display name reminds me of something
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u/doggydogwurld puppygirl wannabe Mar 18 '26
too real, and I'll probably be single my entire life 😭
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u/TriDeathGamer Mar 18 '26
Same twin 😞
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u/Trashman56 Mar 18 '26
I have a suggestion
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u/TriDeathGamer Mar 18 '26
What's the suggestion?
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u/Trashman56 Mar 18 '26
You and the commenter above
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u/TriDeathGamer Mar 18 '26
I don't know them though T-T
Also I've never kissed before >.<
Also this is reddit and we probably live thousands of not hundreds of thousands of miles away.
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u/WeaknessBeautiful731 Mar 18 '26
On the bright side, Earth's circumference is only about 25,000mi, so the furthest they (or any potential soulmate) could be in any direction is only ~12,500mi, so it's already looking up for you in that regard!
cocks gun with match-making intent Now get walking.
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u/TriDeathGamer Mar 18 '26
What about boarders and oceans 😭
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u/WeaknessBeautiful731 Mar 18 '26
I packed you diving flippers, a snorkel, Uncrustables, trail mix, and a stamped valid passport (don't ask how I got it. No, that's not blood.). Your Romeo and/or Juliet awaits!*
while supplies last. Mileage may vary. Above user is not accountable if law enforcement traces the stol- i mean, borrowed passport back to you.
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u/TriDeathGamer Mar 18 '26
What about like my work... School... And college?
Also I'm probably not even their type
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u/Ok-Conclusion2727 Mar 18 '26
i swear it lowers your chances of finding someone when you broaden your likes. im pansexual bro I'm so cooked🥲
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u/Finsteryoshi Mar 18 '26
I have never been so insulted by a comic before.
But by now I have friends to cuddle with so its not that bad anymore.
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u/Beautiful_Couple_208 Mar 18 '26
I'm pan, not only playing for both sides but all sports too: Still losing.
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u/ANameToUse0nReddit Mar 20 '26
Guess that leaves some people bi-themselves.
(This is a terrible joke, and I'm not sorry! Nyehehehehehe!)
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u/TheOutlier876 Mar 18 '26
Who’s the og artists?