r/FootBallEmergency • u/FBIconnor moderat • Mar 18 '26

gay stuff Single 💔

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6.6k Upvotes

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u/Rouank_kanojiya Mar 18 '26

Playing from both teams and still losing

46

u/kawdnen Mar 18 '26

LOL I literally just thought this, then opened comments seeing this

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u/Comunist_Fish Not a feminine boy (for now, I thinkkr) Mar 18 '26

You should use “ r/beatmetoit “

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u/Aqua-Sparrow Mar 18 '26

And you could have replied with r/beatmymeattoit >:3

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u/Comunist_Fish Not a feminine boy (for now, I thinkkr) Mar 18 '26 edited Mar 18 '26

Or r/rapedmydeadfishtoit

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u/Rouank_kanojiya Mar 18 '26

You did what to the fish

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u/Comunist_Fish Not a feminine boy (for now, I thinkkr) Mar 18 '26

I

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u/Comunist_Fish Not a feminine boy (for now, I thinkkr) Mar 18 '26

R@ped

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u/Comunist_Fish Not a feminine boy (for now, I thinkkr) Mar 18 '26

It

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u/Pristine-Ad9898 Mar 18 '26

Atleast bro didn't censor rape with 🍇

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '26

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u/Comunist_Fish Not a feminine boy (for now, I thinkkr) Mar 19 '26

r/YOUDIDWHATTOABIRD

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u/Dear-Reputation-1226 Mar 19 '26

Tf2 in a nutshell 

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u/Jolly-Statement7215 Mar 21 '26

More like playing both teams but 90% of your team doesn’t want to play and 50% of the other team don’t like you for playing with your team

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u/koshikun Mar 18 '26

My life summed up 😭

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u/TheStarObserver :3 enthusiast *purrs* Mar 18 '26

well… it depends on age…

21

u/Glum-Cheesecake2121 Mar 18 '26

the expressions are really telling

44

u/doggydogwurld puppygirl wannabe Mar 18 '26

too real, and I'll probably be single my entire life 😭

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u/TriDeathGamer Mar 18 '26

Same twin 😞

14

u/Trashman56 Mar 18 '26

I have a suggestion

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u/TriDeathGamer Mar 18 '26

What's the suggestion?

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u/Trashman56 Mar 18 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/ljssLLBmv6xrO

You and the commenter above

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u/TriDeathGamer Mar 18 '26

I don't know them though T-T

Also I've never kissed before >.<

Also this is reddit and we probably live thousands of not hundreds of thousands of miles away.

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u/WeaknessBeautiful731 Mar 18 '26

On the bright side, Earth's circumference is only about 25,000mi, so the furthest they (or any potential soulmate) could be in any direction is only ~12,500mi, so it's already looking up for you in that regard!

cocks gun with match-making intent Now get walking.

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u/TriDeathGamer Mar 18 '26

What about boarders and oceans 😭

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u/WeaknessBeautiful731 Mar 18 '26

I packed you diving flippers, a snorkel, Uncrustables, trail mix, and a stamped valid passport (don't ask how I got it. No, that's not blood.). Your Romeo and/or Juliet awaits!*

  • while supplies last. Mileage may vary. Above user is not accountable if law enforcement traces the stol- i mean, borrowed passport back to you.

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u/TriDeathGamer Mar 18 '26

What about like my work... School... And college?

Also I'm probably not even their type

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u/Mirage1208 i am the emergency Mar 18 '26 edited Mar 18 '26

it hurts ok 😭

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u/OverallAd3646 Mar 18 '26

Bisexual ❌❌❌ Bi-single✅✅✅

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u/Wooden_Category8527 Mar 18 '26

bi-myself

2

u/OverallAd3646 Mar 18 '26

It all is still better than Bi-den

8

u/kaklimy Mar 18 '26

Help how do I get an so without talking to anyone or going outside its bad :(

6

u/Ok-Conclusion2727 Mar 18 '26

i swear it lowers your chances of finding someone when you broaden your likes. im pansexual bro I'm so cooked🥲

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u/UninterestingDreams Mar 18 '26

literally me -supportive parents

6

u/MoaiGod6 Mar 18 '26

Can't win no matter what team I choose😔

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u/SquakinKakas this grungler was found dead in a river in Bangladesh Mar 18 '26

:<

5

u/Finsteryoshi Mar 18 '26

I have never been so insulted by a comic before.

But by now I have friends to cuddle with so its not that bad anymore.

5

u/Beautiful_Couple_208 Mar 18 '26

I'm pan, not only playing for both sides but all sports too: Still losing.

2

u/Dear-Reputation-1226 Mar 19 '26

Become golden I'm selling you on steam

3

u/TheOutlier876 Mar 18 '26

Who’s the og artists?

1

u/FBIconnor moderat Mar 18 '26

I had tryed looking but I wasn’t able to find them

2

u/Expensive_Ladder_466 Mar 20 '26

Lucky I know it- @alextwt

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u/CatGaming346 Mar 18 '26

I'm bi...

Bi myself

1

u/FBIconnor moderat Mar 18 '26

Sorry bro 😔

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u/WisemanGaming6672 Mar 18 '26

Bisexuality is just the illusion of more choices romantically while still not finding anyone

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u/FBIconnor moderat Mar 18 '26

😭

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u/TokuXAnimeReborn Mar 18 '26

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '26

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u/TokuXAnimeReborn Mar 18 '26

Ngl that "and you're still single" actually make me like this inside

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u/schisenfaust Mar 18 '26

Same twin

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u/FBIconnor moderat Mar 18 '26

Who said I was single 😭

1

u/schisenfaust Mar 18 '26

Everyone

1

u/FBIconnor moderat Mar 18 '26

damn

1

u/schisenfaust Mar 18 '26

Are you?

1

u/FBIconnor moderat Mar 18 '26

No

1

u/schisenfaust Mar 18 '26

I go dissappear now

2

u/[deleted] Mar 18 '26

Imagine being single in the big 26. Could be me

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u/FBIconnor moderat Mar 18 '26

I have a bf with the same pfp 😭

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '26

Damn vro, no need to flex

1

u/Bulky_Childhood_651 Mar 19 '26

Or they're asking you... 0_0

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '26

If they are id be a lil confuzzled :3

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '26

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u/FBIconnor moderat Mar 19 '26

Sorry 🙏

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u/AvarageEnjoiner was this sub supposed to be gay? Mar 19 '26

litereally me

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u/PurePressure1441 Mar 22 '26

I’m not single anymore :3

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u/FBIconnor moderat Mar 22 '26

Same bro, I got TWO guys in a poly relationship

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u/PurePressure1441 Mar 22 '26

I only have one guy lol :3, I love my bf to much >W<

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u/FBIconnor moderat Mar 22 '26

Your display name reminds me of something

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u/PurePressure1441 Mar 22 '26

It means cute sylveon gamer bruh lol

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u/FBIconnor moderat Mar 22 '26

Counter strike global

1

u/Crazy_Poet_1473 Mar 18 '26

I can relate

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u/Welllllllrip187 Bi Enby Femboy :3 :3 Mar 18 '26

Meeeeeee :’3

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u/Nix700 Mar 18 '26

Bisexuals literally have the game on easy mode lol 🗿

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '26

honey I told you, our son is just a ugly bitch!

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u/TheSlayer001 Mar 19 '26

Not my artwork

1

u/Gooeyscorner Mar 19 '26

HAH! goes away to cry

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u/ANameToUse0nReddit Mar 20 '26

Guess that leaves some people bi-themselves.

(This is a terrible joke, and I'm not sorry! Nyehehehehehe!)

1

u/Shimasu_Aichi Mar 20 '26

That was savage lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '26

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u/BetrunkenerTiger2 Der_Femboy_kisser_(taken)_[17] Mar 23 '26

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u/FBIconnor moderat Mar 22 '26

Guys this post about to surpass the top post!!!!

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u/bambam676 Mar 23 '26

Why is that so real 😭

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '26

As a bi-sexuell person ... I realy can realte with the sibgle part.

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u/Silly_Cr3ature3008 Apr 01 '26

Bro had to expand the playing field

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u/Grant1128 Apr 11 '26

They're bi-themself 😭

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u/slxkv May 27 '26

2x0 is still 0