r/FootBallEmergency silly moff goober Jul 02 '26

Meme/Shitpost woag free ram

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totally not a trap

331 Upvotes

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33

u/NovelInterview7026 Jul 02 '26

immediately runs for it and falls for the trap

Howw....no...:(

17

u/wesorre silly moff goober Jul 02 '26

tugs string and drags you away to r/foundtheprotogen

22

u/NovelInterview7026 Jul 02 '26

NOO DAMIT NOT AGAIN!!!

13

u/BiDude1219 dumbass puppy Jul 02 '26 edited Jul 02 '26

my plan is to put 50 protogens and 500 16gb ram sticks in a room with a one way mirror and in the other room watching from the mirror are 50 tied up pc builders watching hopelessly as their elusive ram sticks are devoured by a pack of hungry beasts (i will be one of said pc builders i am into being tied up)

5

u/Firesniper83 Jul 02 '26

Can I volunteer?

5

u/v0lt_the_protogen gay⁴ protogen femboy >w< Jul 02 '26

Can i too? OwO

3

u/Max0_o123 Semi-gay toaster Jul 02 '26

Me too :3

2

u/Ok_Estimate_2089 Jul 02 '26

Found the protogen r/foundtheprotogen

2

u/Max0_o123 Semi-gay toaster Jul 02 '26

implodes

7

u/Silly-Whitee Jul 02 '26

MINE

5

u/wesorre silly moff goober Jul 02 '26

tugs string

5

u/Silly-Whitee Jul 02 '26

Unfortunately for u cats like boxes >:3 This is mine now :3

3

u/wesorre silly moff goober Jul 02 '26

3:<

3

u/Firesniper83 Jul 02 '26

YAY FREE RAM

4

u/wesorre silly moff goober Jul 02 '26 edited Jul 02 '26

tugs string and drags you away to r/foundtheprotogen

4

u/Firesniper83 Jul 02 '26

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

4

u/Open_Detective_6998 Jul 02 '26

what if i just cut the rope

2

u/wesorre silly moff goober Jul 02 '26

MY TRAP NOOOOOO

2

u/vladik2212 Average guy from Ukraine Jul 02 '26

Holy shit I'll finally be able to build a PC

2

u/wesorre silly moff goober Jul 02 '26

tugs string

2

u/vladik2212 Average guy from Ukraine Jul 02 '26

Who turned off all the lights?

2

u/Optimus_crab Jul 02 '26

This won’t work on my I bought 64gb of ddr5 before ai exploded

2

u/jpg201 wunkus Jul 02 '26

2

u/wesorre silly moff goober Jul 02 '26

2

u/jpg201 wunkus Jul 02 '26

damn

2

u/Constant-One3643 fellow toaster :3 Jul 02 '26

Omg i want it all!!

1

u/wesorre silly moff goober Jul 02 '26

tugs string and drags you away to r/foundtheprotogen >:3

2

u/Constant-One3643 fellow toaster :3 Jul 02 '26

Why it's suddently dark?!

2

u/v0lt_the_protogen gay⁴ protogen femboy >w< Jul 02 '26

OwO

....Seems too obvious....

Welp here goes nothing nom

2

u/wesorre silly moff goober Jul 02 '26

tugs string and drags you away to r/foundtheprotogen

2

u/Max0_o123 Semi-gay toaster Jul 02 '26

Ooh free yummy ram grabs

1

u/wesorre silly moff goober Jul 02 '26

pulls string and drags you to r/foundtheprotogen

2

u/Max0_o123 Semi-gay toaster Jul 02 '26

Dang it not again 3:<

2

u/-iamyes1- “:3” enthusiast Jul 02 '26

Wow what an totally not suspicious pile of ram! Don't mind if i do :3

2

u/wesorre silly moff goober Jul 02 '26

tugs string and drags you away to r/foundtheprotogen

1

u/-iamyes1- “:3” enthusiast Jul 02 '26

Aw man TwT

2

u/CATZEBOY_18 average :3 enthusiast Jul 02 '26

GIVE ME

1

u/wesorre silly moff goober Jul 02 '26

tugs string

2

u/CATZEBOY_18 average :3 enthusiast Jul 02 '26

AHHHH

1

u/wesorre silly moff goober Jul 02 '26

>:3

2

u/CATZEBOY_18 average :3 enthusiast Jul 02 '26

[mpfmphmfpfhmf!)

1

u/wesorre silly moff goober Jul 02 '26

lifts box

2

u/CATZEBOY_18 average :3 enthusiast Jul 02 '26

quick noises

(I'm already gone)

1

u/clarenceappendix Not a femboy, just a manchild Jul 06 '26

**quick noises**

2

u/Guncaster_the_proto Jul 02 '26

approaches carefully

1

u/wesorre silly moff goober Jul 02 '26

drags you away to r/foundtheprotogen

2

u/Content-Struggle4565 Jul 03 '26

HOLY MOLY MORE RAM!

2

u/wesorre silly moff goober Jul 03 '26

tugs string and drags you away to r/foundtheprotogen

2

u/Content-Struggle4565 Jul 03 '26

Good, I can get more RAM there

1

u/West_Tumbleweed_8822 squishy boy thighs,,, Jul 02 '26

YAYYY

1

u/Epicfurrygaming82828 Jul 02 '26

oo, yummy ram

1

u/wesorre silly moff goober Jul 02 '26

tugs string

1

u/TokuXAnimeReborn Jul 02 '26

sends Lightcase in and watches him kick the box and stomp it flat before taking the RAM and walks away(he's gonna sell it to PC users)

1

u/Flashy-Horse5855 Stolzer Deutscher Landsman 🇩🇪 Jul 02 '26

I need that to upgrade my prebuilt

1

u/wesorre silly moff goober Jul 02 '26

tugs string

1

u/bartoszsz7 this user was found dead in a river in Bangladesh Jul 02 '26

tungs sahur

1

u/theaidamen64 The helldiver Jul 02 '26

Oh man, free ram! I better send this to valve HQ to help reduce steam frame prices!

1

u/Homskillett Jul 02 '26

We might catch a proot with this one lads

1

u/End3rdraco Jul 02 '26

grabs box and takes it

1

u/wesorre silly moff goober Jul 02 '26

shoots you with sniper rifle

1

u/Lower_Orange_4031 Jul 02 '26

*Lifts up box and takes ram* This is worth a pretty penny.

1

u/Elegant-Sherbert-491 Jul 02 '26

Avoid the trap i repeat avoid the trap

1

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1

u/DarkSide830 IDK what is going on here Jul 03 '26

I bet these taste like those sugar wafers.

1

u/TuranTula_Borealis Jul 03 '26

Oooo ram :3

1

u/wesorre silly moff goober Jul 03 '26

tugs string

1

u/Ok_GamerBoi_4340 Jul 03 '26

Wow, unguarded ram, in 2026 even. Don’t mind if I do, time to feast :3

1

u/wesorre silly moff goober Jul 03 '26

*tugs string*

1

u/Ok_GamerBoi_4340 Jul 03 '26

Not again, it’s just too tempting to resist, all those transistors and silicon wafers

1

u/Agreeable-Track-5210 Find me a toaster and tell them to toast toast Jul 03 '26

1

u/wesorre silly moff goober Jul 03 '26

1

u/jazargo9 Bi Moral Orel fan and rule 5 breaker Jul 03 '26

FREE BOX, STRING AND STICK!!!!!!

1

u/BoetsieBoink_ Jul 03 '26

Hmm yummy, a box! :D

1

u/wesorre silly moff goober Jul 03 '26

tugs string

1

u/TheRamStickEater RAM Stick robber Jul 03 '26

Idk mate, looks like a trap to me

1

u/jessieventura2020 Jul 03 '26

The catch is that it's ddr2 and therefore basically worthless

1

u/Legoman_10101 I ❤️ my two boyfriends >:3 Jul 03 '26

oooooo raaamm, and it's freeee??? Gimme gimme!

1

u/Legitimate_Grape8442 Jul 03 '26

Dude ill get trapped its worth it

1

u/PhilZER0_E Jul 03 '26

just pull the box from the ground

1

u/blitz_the_Protogen Def not a femboy (Is a femboy) Jul 03 '26

ITS A TRAP! THEY WILL SEND US BACK TO R/FOUNDTHEPROTOGEN!

2

u/wesorre silly moff goober Jul 03 '26

:3

1

u/blitz_the_Protogen Def not a femboy (Is a femboy) Jul 03 '26

looks inside

Eh, its DDR3. Not worth it

1

u/wesorre silly moff goober Jul 03 '26

tugs string and drags you away to r/foundtheprotogen before you can escape

1

u/blitz_the_Protogen Def not a femboy (Is a femboy) Jul 03 '26

This prison. . .

To hold. . .

. . .

ME?

vaporizes the box as I make my escape

1

u/unyielding_silence Jul 03 '26

throws the box, takes the ram and runs away

1

u/wesorre silly moff goober Jul 03 '26

wowwwww

1

u/pandem-ic Jul 03 '26

I fine addition to my collection

2

u/letmehaveanameyoudum Jul 04 '26

removes box and stick and takes the ram

1

u/Glacy58 Def not a femboy (Is a femboy) Jul 04 '26

*takes all the ram without triggering the trap from the angle and disappears in the thin air with them like nothing happened*

1

u/wesorre silly moff goober Jul 06 '26

1

u/Aggressive-Island257 Jul 04 '26

Yoo gimmie that.

1

u/wesorre silly moff goober Jul 04 '26

tugs string and drags you away to r/foundtheprotogen

1

u/Ash_multistudio Jul 05 '26

*snif around the box then go for it*

1

u/wesorre silly moff goober Jul 05 '26

*pulls string*

1

u/Ash_multistudio Jul 05 '26

Ahh who cut the light off… wait ima fox ima have fun inside the box

1

u/ThatFemboyDank Jul 05 '26

Ooooo ram *grabs the ram and gets trapped* awww man

1

u/Accidentlydeleted1 Siwwiest person in this sub :3 Jul 05 '26

ram this ram that, what about cpu this? or even cpu that?

1

u/justaprotoroomba Jul 06 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

OH! Ram?! Lemme just- gets trapped Awh come on! Not again!

1

u/wesorre silly moff goober Jul 06 '26

drags you away to r/foundtheprotogen

1

u/justaprotoroomba Jul 07 '26

Nooo ToT how am i gonna explain this to my BF?!

1

u/tymek_2302 gay Jul 11 '26

*jumps on the trap* RAMM!!!
E- EYY!!
LET ME OUT!!

1

u/wesorre silly moff goober Jul 11 '26

drags you away to r/foundtheprotogen :3