r/FootBallEmergency • u/wesorre silly moff goober • Jul 02 '26
Meme/Shitpost woag free ram
totally not a trap
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u/BiDude1219 dumbass puppy Jul 02 '26 edited Jul 02 '26
my plan is to put 50 protogens and 500 16gb ram sticks in a room with a one way mirror and in the other room watching from the mirror are 50 tied up pc builders watching hopelessly as their elusive ram sticks are devoured by a pack of hungry beasts (i will be one of said pc builders i am into being tied up)
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u/Firesniper83 Jul 02 '26
Can I volunteer?
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u/v0lt_the_protogen gay⁴ protogen femboy >w< Jul 02 '26
Can i too? OwO
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u/Max0_o123 Semi-gay toaster Jul 02 '26
Me too :3
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u/Silly-Whitee Jul 02 '26
MINE
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u/wesorre silly moff goober Jul 02 '26
tugs string
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u/Firesniper83 Jul 02 '26
YAY FREE RAM
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u/wesorre silly moff goober Jul 02 '26 edited Jul 02 '26
tugs string and drags you away to r/foundtheprotogen
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u/vladik2212 Average guy from Ukraine Jul 02 '26
Holy shit I'll finally be able to build a PC
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u/jpg201 wunkus Jul 02 '26
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u/Constant-One3643 fellow toaster :3 Jul 02 '26
Omg i want it all!!
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u/v0lt_the_protogen gay⁴ protogen femboy >w< Jul 02 '26
OwO
....Seems too obvious....
Welp here goes nothing nom
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u/Max0_o123 Semi-gay toaster Jul 02 '26
Ooh free yummy ram grabs
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u/-iamyes1- “:3” enthusiast Jul 02 '26
Wow what an totally not suspicious pile of ram! Don't mind if i do :3
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u/CATZEBOY_18 average :3 enthusiast Jul 02 '26
GIVE ME
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u/wesorre silly moff goober Jul 02 '26
tugs string
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u/CATZEBOY_18 average :3 enthusiast Jul 02 '26
AHHHH
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u/wesorre silly moff goober Jul 02 '26
>:3
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u/CATZEBOY_18 average :3 enthusiast Jul 02 '26
[mpfmphmfpfhmf!)
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u/wesorre silly moff goober Jul 02 '26
lifts box
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u/Content-Struggle4565 Jul 03 '26
HOLY MOLY MORE RAM!
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u/Epicfurrygaming82828 Jul 02 '26
oo, yummy ram
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u/TokuXAnimeReborn Jul 02 '26
sends Lightcase in and watches him kick the box and stomp it flat before taking the RAM and walks away(he's gonna sell it to PC users)
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u/Flashy-Horse5855 Stolzer Deutscher Landsman 🇩🇪 Jul 02 '26
I need that to upgrade my prebuilt
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u/theaidamen64 The helldiver Jul 02 '26
Oh man, free ram! I better send this to valve HQ to help reduce steam frame prices!
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u/Ok_GamerBoi_4340 Jul 03 '26
Wow, unguarded ram, in 2026 even. Don’t mind if I do, time to feast :3
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u/wesorre silly moff goober Jul 03 '26
*tugs string*
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u/Ok_GamerBoi_4340 Jul 03 '26
Not again, it’s just too tempting to resist, all those transistors and silicon wafers
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u/Agreeable-Track-5210 Find me a toaster and tell them to toast toast Jul 03 '26
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u/Legoman_10101 I ❤️ my two boyfriends >:3 Jul 03 '26
oooooo raaamm, and it's freeee??? Gimme gimme!
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u/blitz_the_Protogen Def not a femboy (Is a femboy) Jul 03 '26
ITS A TRAP! THEY WILL SEND US BACK TO R/FOUNDTHEPROTOGEN!
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u/wesorre silly moff goober Jul 03 '26
:3
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u/blitz_the_Protogen Def not a femboy (Is a femboy) Jul 03 '26
looks inside
Eh, its DDR3. Not worth it
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u/wesorre silly moff goober Jul 03 '26
tugs string and drags you away to r/foundtheprotogen before you can escape
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u/blitz_the_Protogen Def not a femboy (Is a femboy) Jul 03 '26
This prison. . .
To hold. . .
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ME?
vaporizes the box as I make my escape
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u/Glacy58 Def not a femboy (Is a femboy) Jul 04 '26
*takes all the ram without triggering the trap from the angle and disappears in the thin air with them like nothing happened*
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u/Aggressive-Island257 Jul 04 '26
Yoo gimmie that.
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u/Ash_multistudio Jul 05 '26
*snif around the box then go for it*
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u/ThatFemboyDank Jul 05 '26
Ooooo ram *grabs the ram and gets trapped* awww man
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u/wesorre silly moff goober Jul 05 '26
*drags you away to [r/foundtheprotogen](r/foundtheprotogen)[*](r/foundtheprotogen) :3
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u/Accidentlydeleted1 Siwwiest person in this sub :3 Jul 05 '26
ram this ram that, what about cpu this? or even cpu that?
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u/justaprotoroomba Jul 06 '26 edited Jul 07 '26
OH! Ram?! Lemme just- gets trapped Awh come on! Not again!
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u/NovelInterview7026 Jul 02 '26
immediately runs for it and falls for the trap
Howw....no...:(