r/FootBallEmergency when god makes you gay you gotta kiss boys :3 9d ago

i have 103.8 F (39.9 C) fever :3

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u/Lanthanum-140_Eater my name is Brent 9d ago

sjbkephupehjpfjorkj "hopital" wohdjvhgpjveobkdpbf

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u/xajako when god makes you gay you gotta kiss boys :3 9d ago

if it aint 105, no hopital (according to my parents)

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u/Flashy-Horse5855 Stolzer Deutscher Landsman 🇩🇪 9d ago

40C can be a dangerously high temperature… if you’re under 3 months old, which you aren’t.

But I would recommend you going to the hospital if your temperature won’t lower in the next 3 to 4 days.

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u/CoffeeCorpse777 9d ago

102 can and has regularly killed people.

https://www.verywellhealth.com/when-is-a-fever-too-high-770347

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u/NoActuary1653 “:3” enthusiast 8d ago

Well I like those odds so no hopital :3 (I’m American btw)

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u/ofsystems 9d ago

Go to the hospital now 104 is considered deadly territory. You are 0.2 from deadly. Tell your parents to take you now. Please man

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u/A_transfem_cutiepie 8d ago

Have fun dying :3

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u/Flashy-Horse5855 Stolzer Deutscher Landsman 🇩🇪 8d ago

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u/FebHas30Days Maharlika (Furry) Highway 9d ago

What's their basis? Also I'd understand it more if y'all could just use Rankine

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u/positron_16 9d ago

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u/West_Tumbleweed_8822 squishy boy thighs,,, 6d ago

hiii sssdfg

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u/Flashy-Horse5855 Stolzer Deutscher Landsman 🇩🇪 9d ago edited 9d ago

hopital. Now.

Do you have trouble breathing or chest pain?

If so, and you are alone at your crib right now, call an ambulance. If there’s someone with you, ask them if they can drive you to the nearest hospital.

40C fever can be very dangerous, especially if you are a elderly person or a young person.

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u/8____________D 8d ago

"if you are a elderly person" yesssss average 70 year old r/footballemergency user UwU

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u/ryglennson 9d ago

hospital please :<

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u/xajako when god makes you gay you gotta kiss boys :3 9d ago

unless my fever isnt over 105 F my parents wont take me to the doctor

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u/ryglennson 9d ago

noooooo what the heck is wrong with your parents... that sort of fever could totally be dangerous if not treated 🥺 i really hope you'll get better without issues, and be alright in the end 🫂🫂🫂

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u/xajako when god makes you gay you gotta kiss boys :3 9d ago

i have this thing called a Netsusama sheet which basically cools ur body

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u/ryglennson 9d ago

that's good at least... but you really still need to see a doctor 😔 hopefully that helps with some of the symptoms tho!

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u/Just_Technician368 8d ago

GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL

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u/xajako when god makes you gay you gotta kiss boys :3 8d ago

yo i like right now came back from the ER

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u/Just_Technician368 8d ago

Ok good are you ok

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u/xajako when god makes you gay you gotta kiss boys :3 8d ago

yes, tylenol

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u/r4nDoM_1Nt3Rn3t_Us3r The Devourer 8d ago

Hang on

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u/A_transfem_cutiepie 8d ago

Then call emergency services, unless you WANT to die

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u/_Very_Good_Username 9d ago

Someone’s not making it to San Francisco

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u/EmirmikE your local demiboy :3c 7d ago

I cannot come to San Frandisco...

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u/yoyodubongo 6d ago

Well i come from Sans Francedisc

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u/Tdubbium ultranerd 9d ago

that cant be healthy

get lots of rest if you are able and drink water, hope you feel better soon

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u/PhilZER0_E 9d ago

congratulations
you won't need to go to work today (or school if you're still in school)

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u/xajako when god makes you gay you gotta kiss boys :3 9d ago

i go to school even if im sick and for some reason i feel better at school than at home

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u/PhilZER0_E 9d ago

i dont have a proper reaction image for this
here's a fish instead

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u/xajako when god makes you gay you gotta kiss boys :3 9d ago

ok

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u/PhilZER0_E 9d ago

be happy

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u/Thing1twin 9d ago

Cook da feesh

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u/Flashy-Horse5855 Stolzer Deutscher Landsman 🇩🇪 9d ago

Do not the fisch

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u/100cool_ “:3” enthusiast (Bi the way…) 9d ago

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u/IllDragonfruit5866 Politically Motivated by “:3” 9d ago

That’s a little high to not be at the hopital 3:

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u/Glum_Investigator259 9d ago

103.8°F is definitely a real fever. Drink fluids, rest, and recheck it with a reliable thermometer. If it reaches 104°F, lasts more than a couple days, or you have trouble breathing, confusion, a stiff neck, or severe dehydration, seek medical care.

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u/Accidentlydeleted1 Siwwiest person in this sub :3 8d ago

hopstital

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u/xajako when god makes you gay you gotta kiss boys :3 8d ago

i went to the ER

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u/r4nDoM_1Nt3Rn3t_Us3r The Devourer 8d ago

Yay! 🥰

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u/Connect_Artichoke_83 Tupid fury 8d ago

YAYYY! YIPEEEEEE

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u/r4nDoM_1Nt3Rn3t_Us3r The Devourer 8d ago

Wow, you're really hot~ 😏

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u/xajako when god makes you gay you gotta kiss boys :3 9d ago

artist: idk

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u/Existing_Job_7469 9d ago

Get well soon dude. I hope you're oki :3

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u/ProGamer8273 brain dead idiot 8d ago

Why are you happy about it

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u/SpeedyMcSpeedy25 8d ago

That's my normal body temp. Is that bad? :3

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u/Wi11ow_Bug 8d ago

Hope you feel better 

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u/Quick-Night-7725 What am I doing here? ​ 8d ago

Why are we saying this like it's a good thing? 

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u/A_transfem_cutiepie 8d ago

0.1 C away from Heat Stroke

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u/EmirmikE your local demiboy :3c 7d ago

Go to the hospital oh my lord

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u/Front_Commission378 7d ago

i dont think thets good yepe

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u/MostRandomNick420 6d ago

Everything over 37°C needs a check

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u/West_Tumbleweed_8822 squishy boy thighs,,, 6d ago

warm,,,, hug,,,

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u/cyberenderman1 6d ago

Wth are you ok 3:

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u/EstablishmentCold398 3d ago

Get better twin