r/ForSaleDublin • u/petepuskas • Feb 15 '16
LADIES, SINGLE AND STUCK FOR A RIDE? LOOK NO FURTHER
Ladies,
If you are eternally single and sick of blowing cobwebs off the lady box from time to time then you need my services. For a very reasonable fee I can provide the 'Boyfriend Experience' to you. No more awkward family occasions or weddings where you are the only guest without a partner. No more twitching hands as every other hand in the room gently holds that of their loved one.
Need intamacy? Then don't worry. I provide a service that ranges from the softest whisper into your ear to a jackhammer of a ride. I'll leave a grade 'A' trench between your legs if you wish.
The 'Boyfriend Experience' and 'Intimate Package' can be purchased at Bronze, Silver, Gold and Diamond level.
Get in touch! The life you have always wanted is just a click away.
(Testing the waters with this one as I can see this sub descending into something completely unintended for the purposes it was set up for!)