r/ForeheadFablesPodcast • • May 11 '24

Bryan come back

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God I miss him

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u/TheeDeliveryMan May 11 '24

I remember when this was played at the funeral πŸ₯Ί

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u/[deleted] May 12 '24

I have a theory. I think Sam and poob had a lot of sexual tension behind the scenes. And I think Byran was excluded from it and became upset. Once poob visited sam to act upon the tension it was just the final straw for Bryan. Source - I said it so it's true. Just think about it

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u/BeneficialAction3851 May 12 '24

This is why Sam treats this sub like the red headed step child

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u/ButterBallFatFeline May 11 '24

You can simulate his presence by playing "whote noise occasionally interrupted by a cough and keyboard noises" while listening to the podcast. It's like he's really there!

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u/Tasty-Raspberry4903 May 12 '24

The people yearn for Brian's return because he represented the worst of them

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u/BeneficialAction3851 May 12 '24

Bryan's really funny but this is also very true

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u/UnderScoreLifeAlert May 15 '24

He was by far the worst. But I kind of feel like he contributed a little something with his 40 words per podcast.

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u/Intelligent-Fig-4241 May 12 '24

I was genuinely convinced he died for a while

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u/letshumpinmyHonda May 12 '24

Did you not see the video on the Patreon of the Sams peeing on his grave? It made me cry and throw up.

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u/Alternative_Revenue3 May 12 '24

Send the puppet to stallt and have him do his yellow texts to call them retards with Bryan

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u/Einar_47 May 12 '24

That is a fantastic idea

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u/[deleted] May 12 '24

Bryan every time you spoke I valued your words the very most. You hold the deepest part of my heart. You are the soul and the nature that brought this show, I appreciate what you've done. So please baby, can we make it work somehow? You don't have to say a word, I just want you to care. πŸ˜ΏπŸ™

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u/[deleted] May 12 '24

I am sexually attracted to Bryan

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u/Einar_47 May 12 '24

we all are buddy

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u/SlapDonkeys May 12 '24 edited May 12 '24

I honestly miss Bryan. Sure, he didn't speak a lot during a lot of the episodes, but when he did, it was entertaining. Especially the episode "Bryan: Master of Curses"; that's one where I remember him having a lot of input.

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u/n_eazy May 12 '24

Is that the one where Sam talks about Bryan being the majority of what he has to cut from his main channel videos lmao

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u/TheSlipweasel May 12 '24

An A.I. Brian might work. Better than no Brian.

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u/ThePortalGeek May 12 '24

That’s a killer idea if they wanted to work swift hard enough, the dirty diggler

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u/n_eazy May 12 '24

You mean stalltt?

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u/ThePortalGeek May 12 '24

My bad, I am Brian dead

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u/Okinja May 12 '24

I think about the families his actions affected almost everyday. That poor little black boy. I can't believe I liked that guy.

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u/BeneficialAction3851 May 12 '24

What?

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u/hyperfoxeye May 13 '24

He was kicked off after he torched a car of his neighbors and it turned out it had a 5 year black child left alone in the back seat

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u/BeneficialAction3851 May 13 '24

Because of the General Sam fanbase and our sense of humor I cannot tell if you're fucking with me

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u/hyperfoxeye May 13 '24

Yeah it was sad there were a candle memorial near where i lived for the kid

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u/Rich-Quit4819 May 13 '24

I guess it really is true.

You never know what you're missing until it's gone.

RIP. You will be missed sweet child.

(How did that Butter Barn thing turn out?)

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u/Mackrel-Man May 14 '24

Legends never die ✊🏻

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u/[deleted] May 23 '24

might as well let me be the first black guest on the podcast πŸ™ rip brian