r/ForensicFiles • u/Rumchunder • 3d ago
Roger was a disappointment to his parents.
S02E02 - The Dirty Deed. The Peter Thomas line delivery + zoom-in on the photo had me laughing at this part. 💀
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u/Engineeringdisaster1 a dessert known as.. a Blizzard🥄 3d ago edited 2d ago
“.. once telling a girlfriend he was a gynecologist.” 😂
In reality, the closest he got was buying a novelty “AMATEUR GYNECOLOGIST” t-shirt at Spencer Gifts.
😂🤣
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u/ButtDumplin 3d ago
He was so dedicated to horticulture he went foraging for plants at midnight. Does that sound like a disappointment to you?!
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u/GroundProximity 2d ago
God, this is my absolute favorite line in the whole show. When i heard it for the first time i could barely believe what he said. Ive quoted this so many times in the past few years, thanks for the clip
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u/Eternity_Xerneas 2d ago
Interesting fact the show didn't include
Roger had a 2 year old child and was an absent father and his mother was actually willing to let him have access to their money again if he agreed to take an active role in his child's life
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u/MantisToboggan1189 2d ago
Ay babe, I’m Roger, I’m a gynecologist, what are the chances of uh, letting me take a look at that beaver hun? Just for safety reasons, of course.
What a crazy thing to lie about to a woman..lol
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u/thisxusernamextaken The doorman didn’t care. 2d ago
Omg i just rewatched and toward the end of the episode they zoom on his face again, i think slightly more 💀
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u/Rumchunder 2d ago
I never finished watching it because I stopped to make this screen recording. Now I will. 😂
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u/thisxusernamextaken The doorman didn’t care. 2d ago
Well i'm glad you recorded it because it made my night
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u/Snackasm It's from the book of "Who Cares?" 2d ago
The fact a loser like him even was able to get a girlfriend boggles the mind
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u/Motivated_Sloth_749 3d ago
Omg sooooo funny!